Resident.Alien.S04E04.Truth.Hurts.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Kitsune.en.4.en Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,962 - Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,137 The alien implant is gone. 3 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,419 It looked like a little piece of glass. 4 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:10,097 Give me a simple yes or no. 5 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,837 Is that Kate's baby? 6 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:13,013 She was taken by aliens, 7 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,164 and then we were on a spaceship, 8 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:16,016 which is actually inside the moon. 9 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,061 I'm starting to remember. 10 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,497 She was there. 11 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,195 - So how does this time travel thing work? 12 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:23,806 - I'll have you back to 1870 in no time. 13 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,199 1970! 14 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,897 The Greys stole my alien energy. 15 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:31,118 I need it back to kill the Mantid, to save Earth. 16 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,858 Max took Bridget. 17 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:35,035 I think he's trying to catch the Mantid. 18 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,559 Huh? Oh, hey, guys. 19 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:38,864 Heather. 20 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:42,129 Honey, I'm home. 21 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:45,175 [Blink-182's "What's My Age Again?"] 22 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:46,698 ♪ We started making out 23 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:48,570 ♪ And she took off my pants 24 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:51,138 ♪ But then I turned on the TV ♪ 25 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:54,532 ♪ And that's about the time she walked away from me ♪ 26 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:57,622 ♪ Nobody likes you when you're 23 ♪ 27 00:00:57,666 --> 00:01:00,190 ♪ And are still more amused by TV shows ♪ 28 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:01,757 ♪ What the hell is ADD? 29 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,976 ♪ My friends say I should act my age ♪ 30 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,413 ♪ What's my age again? 31 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,676 ♪ What's my age again? 32 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:12,159 ♪ 33 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,074 Hey. 34 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,292 Hey, D'Arce. 35 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:16,728 What are you doing out here? 36 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:18,556 You don't wanna to welcome me home? 37 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,777 - My parents are gonna be welcomed home 38 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,822 by a broken toilet and urine on their bed. 39 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:25,476 [chuckles] 40 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,089 - How's your fancy Vermont ski school? 41 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,656 It's good. 42 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:32,657 I don't know. 43 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:36,444 I miss home. 44 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:39,751 Actually, I missed you. 45 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,101 I missed you, too, bud. 46 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:44,234 - No, dummy, I mean, I... 47 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:49,326 I really missed you. 48 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:52,590 I like you. Like, missed you. 49 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,810 - I thought you were dating all those ski guys? 50 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:57,769 - Well, yeah, but they're all kind of dumb. 51 00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,336 Hot, though. They're really hot. 52 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,251 There was one model... 53 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,948 Please stop. 54 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:08,084 Those guys aren't you. 55 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,304 You're serious? 56 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:13,176 - I swear on Mrs. Fontaine's Ford Fiesta. 57 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,699 Vomit comet. 58 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:16,310 Boot and bomb it. 59 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,184 D'Arce! 60 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,751 Guys! 61 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:23,882 Judy, what the hell? 62 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:26,842 Somebody called the cops! 63 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:28,496 Run! 64 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:31,455 [sirens wailing in distance] 65 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,506 Ow! 66 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:45,208 [Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"] 67 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:48,168 [laidback acoustic strumming] 68 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:52,346 ♪ 69 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,174 [chicks chirping] 70 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:55,566 Say hi to your daddy, kids. 71 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,089 Hi! 72 00:02:57,133 --> 00:03:01,485 - Harry, I'd like you to meet Charles, Aidan, Hayden, 73 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:05,620 Polly, Bloof, and Harry Jr. 74 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,056 Oh. 75 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:11,495 Well, they... they definitely have their daddy's nose. 76 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:14,324 - Something feels different about my Heather. 77 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:16,108 Harry, look, I know. 78 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,240 I know, okay? I get it. 79 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,242 It's a lot. 80 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,177 But I really do think that you're gonna be a great father. 81 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,854 And I just... 82 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,698 I have to tell you that I've thought about you 83 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:27,555 every single day since I left. 84 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:30,775 - I have thought about you, too, my love. 85 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:31,907 It's true. 86 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,517 I still love her as much as before. 87 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,302 But something is missing. 88 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,129 Is it because she left? 89 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,306 Is it because she betrayed me? 90 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:40,959 You're the love of my life, 91 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:45,442 and I ** so, so sorry. 92 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:46,965 Oh, that's it. 93 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:50,142 Now that I ** human, I find her face repulsive. 94 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:51,231 Ugh. [chuckles] 95 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,407 Ooh. [laughs] 96 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,583 You know who caused all this? 97 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:58,281 - It was that Hybrid Grey Joseph. - Oh. 98 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,283 - He threatened my family, Harry, 99 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,719 and I... I didn't know what to do. 100 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:04,069 But I... I can't run anymore. 101 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:06,246 - She looks like a haunted piece of taxidermy. 102 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,551 Ugh. 103 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:08,552 Well, Joseph will not be a problem. 104 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:09,858 He only has one arm. 105 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:10,965 He no longer works for the Greys. 106 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,339 He's ugly. 107 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:16,125 I mean, unlike you, who is the opposite of ugly. 108 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,258 Is there also a smell? 109 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:19,955 - Harry, I'll never leave you again. 110 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,435 You're the most incredible, 111 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:24,089 beautiful being I have ever met. 112 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:28,311 - And you... and you are also... 113 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,270 - beautiful. - Aww. 114 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:34,535 - I love how your... your eyes just bulge out from your face, 115 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:37,929 like a... like a fish, but a bird. 116 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,017 Aww. 117 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,932 [laughs] 118 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,543 No, no. Oh! 119 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,458 Oh-ho, your breath, it's... 120 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:47,461 your breath is very... 121 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,245 - gamey. - Hmm. 122 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,334 [sniffs] 123 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,771 You know what, that's Mantid. 124 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:54,990 [laughs] 125 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,446 Sorry, I totally forgot to mention this. 126 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,733 I killed a Mantid, ate his guts. 127 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:01,083 Asta was out there. I saved her d***n life. 128 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:03,999 She did not thank me, so kind of messed up. 129 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:06,306 You killed the Mantid? 130 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,003 - Yeah. - That is great news! 131 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,179 - It's outside under the canoe, FYI. 132 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,833 Yeah, I saved you some guts. 133 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,225 Are you hungry? 134 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:17,229 [retches] 135 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:18,579 I mean, yum. Yum, yum, yum. 136 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:19,971 But not now, I think. 137 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,495 Not now, not now. 138 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,975 - Okay, I'll put it in here for safekeeping. 139 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,542 Are you serious? 140 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:28,458 - Look, Harry, I know you don't know if you can trust me. 141 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,547 I just wanna tell you that I love you. 142 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,984 And I hope that someday you can forgive me. 143 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,464 [sentimental music] 144 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,466 - Of course, I forgive you, my love. 145 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,729 [laughs] Thank you. 146 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,731 Not again. No. Ugh. 147 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,429 I'm gonna keep my eyes closed 148 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:46,128 so I don't get distracted by all that beauty. 149 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:50,175 My love, what if we were to reunite in human form? 150 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,742 Oh. 151 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,397 - Yes, because you were a human when you left me. 152 00:05:54,441 -->...