Eenie.Meanie.2025.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-LAMA Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT 3 00:00:29,208 --> 00:00:30,207 [phone beeps] 4 00:00:30,208 --> 00:00:33,417 [electronic voice] You have three new voice messages. First message. 5 00:00:33,917 --> 00:00:35,541 [parent 1, on phone] Edie, where the hell are you? 6 00:00:35,542 --> 00:00:39,499 It's 1:00 a.m. and your mother is making an a***s of herself. So you need... 7 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:42,582 - Hey. Where you going? I said we're not-- - [parent 2] I need five minutes. No. 8 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:45,166 - [parent 1] Kat, we're leaving. F***k. - [Kat] Oh, come on. Five minutes. 9 00:00:45,167 --> 00:00:47,582 - [parent 1] Edie, move your a***s. - [line beeps] 10 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:48,957 [electronic voice] Next message. 11 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:52,332 [parent 1] No. What are you d... No, don't serve her. Don't serve her another... 12 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:55,374 Jesus Christ, man. She's s***t-hammered already. 13 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,874 - [Kat] Oh, shut up. - What the f***k? [groans] 14 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:01,292 Edie, seriously. Get down here. 15 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,541 - [line beeps] - [electronic voice] Next message. 16 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,957 [parent 1] If you fell asleep with your goddamn headphones on, 17 00:01:06,958 --> 00:01:08,957 I swear to God, I'm gonna lose my s***t. 18 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:11,457 Pick up the phone. What the hell is... 19 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:14,041 What the f***k are you looking at? Was I talking to you? 20 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:16,457 - Yeah, boy. Keep walking. - [patron] Nobody's hitting on your girl. 21 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:19,874 [parent 1] Nice shirt, you f***g Ricky Martin wannabe motherfucker. 22 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:21,874 - You see me going anywhere? - [patron] Who you think you talking to? 23 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:23,624 - [parent 1] I'm right here. - You want trouble, you found it. 24 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,292 - [Kat] Mark, don't... God. Oh, my-- - [line beeps] 25 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:29,957 I worked last week. It's my money. 26 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:33,249 Oh, great, yeah. One week. You worked one week. Oh, you know what? 27 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:36,541 How is it that you get to spend all your work money on your bullshit, 28 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:37,999 when I give everything I make 29 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,666 - to you and Edie? - [scoffs] 30 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,625 I'm not taking you back to that shithole. 31 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:45,666 - Who the f***k was that guy in there? - It was Chico. 32 00:01:45,667 --> 00:01:48,082 - Chico? Who's Chico? - [stammers] No, uh, Rich, or... 33 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:50,957 - Ri... Rich? Rich Pacheco? - Whatever. 34 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:55,166 That was Rich Pache... The jagoff that robbed the Sevs with a butter knife? 35 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:57,457 - [Kat] He's harmless. - No, he tried to kill a cashier. 36 00:01:57,458 --> 00:01:58,541 But he didn't. 37 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:00,916 Because he used a f***g butter knife. Which makes him an idiot. 38 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:04,333 - Stop socializing with stupid junkies. - [laughs] Okay. 39 00:02:06,208 --> 00:02:07,332 [Kat sighs] 40 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:09,124 - That's crazy. - [Kat] "Junkies." 41 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:10,625 [Mark] Thought he was in jail. 42 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,457 [Kat] You know, I didn't ask you to police me. 43 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,374 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Fine. - Jesus Christ already. 44 00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:27,416 Thank you for filling in for my dead dad. 45 00:02:27,417 --> 00:02:30,166 'Cause I was really missing having someone up my a***s 24-7. 46 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:32,666 Well, obviously it didn't work the first time. 47 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,957 And what makes you think it's gonna work now, hmm? 48 00:02:34,958 --> 00:02:39,667 Are you even... [laughs] What a pain in the a***s. [chuckles] 49 00:02:40,167 --> 00:02:41,167 - Guys. - What? 50 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:44,416 F***k! 51 00:02:44,417 --> 00:02:46,707 - What do I do? [sighs] What do I do? - No, no, no. No. It's fine, honey. 52 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,416 - Just calm down. - It's not f***g fine. 53 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:50,332 No, we'll just... let's just tell him that we've been drinking. 54 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,541 - She's 14. - Yeah, he'll think we're being smart. 55 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:55,374 Shut it, Kat. Hey, Edie, Edie, do not pull over. 56 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,457 I'm pulling over. 57 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:59,542 Edie! Do not f***g pull over. Oh, my God. 58 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:07,375 [sighs] 59 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:11,499 [Kat] Okay, you know what? I'm gonna hide it. That's what I'm gonna do. 60 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,917 - [Mark] Shut it, Kat. Edie. Look at me. - I'm just gonna-- 61 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:17,458 Look at me. 62 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:23,333 - Your mom has a s***t ton of coke on her. - [breathes heavily] 63 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:28,499 She bought a bunch of coke from Rich f***g Pacheco, 64 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,207 and if you don't get us out of here right now-- 65 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:31,499 [Kat] Okay, you know what? You're overreact-- 66 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,874 [Mark] You-- You don't think he's gonna pull us out of the car? Huh? 67 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:35,875 When he finds out that she's f***g 14? 68 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:41,041 Edie, if you don't get us the f***k out of here right now, your ma is going to jail. 69 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:43,082 - Mark. - [Kat] It's your third strike, babe. 70 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:45,957 [Edie breathes heavily] 71 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:48,917 [Mark] Edie. Look at me. 72 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:53,583 It's okay. 73 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:55,792 - [sniffles] - Now. 74 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,875 - [cries, breathes heavily] - Just like I taught ya. 75 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,417 Punch it. 76 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:08,208 [♪ "Apollo Kids" playing] 77 00:04:24,958 --> 00:04:26,874 Hey! 78 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,499 [stammers] I gotta go! 79 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,457 - What? No, no, no, no, no. Fifteen. - Come on! 80 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:33,166 - Fifteen more minutes. - I've g***t work in, like seven hours. 81 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:34,541 So? It's my birthday. 82 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:35,832 Yo a***s used to be fun. 83 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:39,624 Oh, come on. I still have to study. Tori's gonna stay. She's fun. 84 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:42,416 Oh, no. No, no, no. Tori is too fun. [chuckles] 85 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:45,207 Look, I g***t a 2:00 a.m. last call with that crazy-a***s bitch. 86 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,957 - So, no, I'm good. Yeah. - [Edie laughs] 87 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,457 Okay, yes. Stay away from her. 88 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:49,874 - Yeah. [chuckles] I'm good. - Thank you. 89 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:52,332 No, no, no. You don't have to do... I know how tight your s***t is right now. 90 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,707 Oh, no. It's your birthday. You're not paying on your birthday. Come on. 91 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,082 - [bartender] Declined. - S***t! 92 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,291 It's fine. It's fine. 93 00:04:57,292 --> 00:04:58,791 My tuition probably went through. 94 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:00,207 - I g***t you. - Uh. 95 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:02,249 No, no, no. Thank you, thank you, but we're good. 96 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:03,832 You gonna let your friend pay on her birthday? 97 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:05,832 - Oh-- - You can pay me back with your number. 98 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:07,374 She said we're good. 99 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,499 Why you stoppin' me from blessin' your girl's life? 100 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:12,041 Yo breath. Oh, my God. You done cleared my d***n sinuses. 101 00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:13,624 - [laughs] - Mmm, yeah, okay. 102 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:16,249 Wow. He's still here. He has confidence. 103 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,874 [stammers] He doesn't have a mint. 104 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:21,041 [laughs] I'm sorry. She's really mean. I'm sorry. 105 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:22,249 You don't look sorry. 106 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:25,207 - I-I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. - Get you a mint. Get you a mint, boo. 107 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:26,541 [Edie] Bye, Doug. 108 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:27,999 - You doing too much. - Yeah. 109 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,082 School, work, studyin' in the middle of the night. 110 00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:33,874 - Definitely feels like too much. - Yeah. 111 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,583 Well, I'm proud of you. 112 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,832 And you still ain't called that bum-a***s, broke-a***s motherfucker in, what now? 113 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:41,832 - Hey. You promised. Come on. - I ain't promise s***t on my birthday. 114 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:44,124 I could talk s***t about that bum-a***s on my birthday. 115 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:46,666 It's been seven-and-a-half months now, so... 116 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,791 That's good. For real. 117 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:51,291...