2301 Eenie Meanie (2025) [1080p] [WEBRip] [5.1] 1 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:30,208 --> 00:00:33,417 You have three new voice messages. First message. 2 00:00:33,917 --> 00:00:35,459 Edie, where the hell are you? 3 00:00:35,542 --> 00:00:39,417 It's 1:00 a.m. and your mother is making an a***s of herself. So you need... 4 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:42,500 -Hey. Where you going? I said we're not... -I need five minutes. No. 5 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:45,084 - Kat, we're leaving. F***k. -Oh, come on. Five minutes. 6 00:00:45,167 --> 00:00:47,500 Edie, move your a***s. 7 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:48,875 Next message. 8 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:52,250 No. What are you d... No, don't serve her. Don't serve her another... 9 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:55,292 Jesus Christ, man. She's s***t-hammered already. 10 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,792 - Oh, shut up. -What the f***k? 11 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:01,292 Edie, seriously. Get down here. 12 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,459 Next message. 13 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,875 If you fell asleep with your goddamn headphones on, 14 00:01:06,958 --> 00:01:08,875 I swear to God, I'm gonna lose my s***t. 15 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:11,375 Pick up the phone. What the hell is... 16 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:13,959 What the f***k are you looking at? Was I talking to you? 17 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:16,375 -Yeah, boy. Keep walking. -Nobody's hitting on your girl. 18 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:19,792 Nice shirt, you f***g Ricky Martin wannabe motherfucker. 19 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:21,792 -You see me going anywhere? - Who you think you talking to? 20 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:23,542 - I'm right here. -You want trouble, you found it. 21 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,292 Mark, don't... God. Oh, my... 22 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:29,875 I worked last week. It's my money. 23 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:33,167 Oh, great, yeah. One week. You worked one week. Oh, you know what? 24 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:36,459 How is it that you get to spend all your work money on your bullshit, 25 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:37,917 when I give everything I make 26 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,584 to you and Edie? 27 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,625 I'm not taking you back to that shithole. 28 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:45,584 -Who the f***k was that guy in there? -It was Chico. 29 00:01:45,667 --> 00:01:48,000 -Chico? Who's Chico? -No, uh, Rich, or... 30 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:50,875 -Ri... Rich? Rich Pacheco? -Whatever. 31 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:55,084 That was Rich Pache... The jagoff that robbed the Sevs with a butter knife? 32 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:57,375 -He's harmless. -No, he tried to kill a cashier. 33 00:01:57,458 --> 00:01:58,459 But he didn't. 34 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:00,834 Because he used a f***g butter knife. Which makes him an idiot. 35 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:04,333 -Stop socializing with stupid junkies. -Okay. 36 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:09,042 -That's crazy. -"Junkies." 37 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:10,625 Thought he was in jail. 38 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,375 You know, I didn't ask you to police me. 39 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,292 -Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Fine. -Jesus Christ already. 40 00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:27,334 Thank you for filling in for my dead dad. 41 00:02:27,417 --> 00:02:30,084 'Cause I was really missing having someone up my a***s 24-7. 42 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:32,584 Well, obviously it didn't work the first time. 43 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,875 And what makes you think it's gonna work now, hmm? 44 00:02:34,958 --> 00:02:39,667 Are you even... What a pain in the a***s. 45 00:02:40,167 --> 00:02:41,167 -Guys. -What? 46 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:44,334 F***k! 47 00:02:44,417 --> 00:02:46,625 -What do I do? What do I do? -No, no, no. No. It's fine, honey. 48 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,334 -Just calm down. -It's not f***g fine. 49 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:50,250 No, we'll just... let's just tell him that we've been drinking. 50 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,459 -She's 14. -Yeah, he'll think we're being smart. 51 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:55,292 Shut it, Kat. Hey, Edie, Edie, do not pull over. 52 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,375 I'm pulling over. 53 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:59,542 Edie! Do not f***g pull over. Oh, my God. 54 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:11,417 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna hide it. That's what I'm gonna do. 55 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,917 -Shut it, Kat. Edie. Look at me. -I'm just gonna... 56 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:17,458 Look at me. 57 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:23,333 Your mom has a s***t ton of coke on her. 58 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:28,417 She bought a bunch of coke from Rich f***g Pacheco, 59 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,125 and if you don't get us out of here right now... 60 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:31,417 Okay, you know what? You're overreact... 61 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,792 You... You don't think he's gonna pull us out of the car? Huh? 62 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:35,875 When he finds out that she's f***g 14? 63 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:40,959 Edie, if you don't get us the f***k out of here right now, your ma is going to jail. 64 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:43,000 -Mark. -It's your third strike, babe. 65 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:48,917 Edie. Look at me. 66 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:53,583 It's okay. 67 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:55,792 Now. 68 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,875 Just like I taught ya. 69 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,417 Punch it. 70 00:04:24,958 --> 00:04:26,792 Hey! 71 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,417 I gotta go! 72 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,375 -What? No, no, no, no, no. Fifteen. -Come on! 73 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:33,084 -Fifteen more minutes. -I've g***t work in, like seven hours. 74 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:34,459 So? It's my birthday. 75 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:35,750 Yo a***s used to be fun. 76 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:39,542 Oh, come on. I still have to study. Tori's gonna stay. She's fun. 77 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:42,334 Oh, no. No, no, no. Tori is too fun. 78 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:45,125 Look, I g***t a 2:00 a.m. last call with that crazy-a***s bitch. 79 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,875 So, no, I'm good. Yeah. 80 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,375 Okay, yes. Stay away from her. 81 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:49,792 -Yeah. I'm good. -Thank you. 82 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:52,250 No, no, no. You don't have to do... I know how tight your s***t is right now. 83 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,625 Oh, no. It's your birthday. You're not paying on your birthday. Come on. 84 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,000 -Declined. -S***t! 85 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,209 It's fine. It's fine. 86 00:04:57,292 --> 00:04:58,709 My tuition probably went through. 87 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:00,125 -I g***t you. -Uh. 88 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:02,167 No, no, no. Thank you, thank you, but we're good. 89 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:03,750 You gonna let your friend pay on her birthday? 90 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:05,750 -Oh... -You can pay me back with your number. 91 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:07,292 She said we're good. 92 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,417 Why you stoppin' me from blessin' your girl's life? 93 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,959 Yo breath. Oh, my God. You done cleared my d***n sinuses. 94 00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:13,542 Mmm, yeah, okay. 95 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:16,167 Wow. He's still here. He has confidence. 96 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,792 He doesn't have a mint. 97 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:20,959 I'm sorry. She's really mean. I'm sorry. 98 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:22,167 You don't look sorry. 99 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:25,125 -I-I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. -Get you a mint. Get you a mint, boo. 100 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:26,459 Bye, Doug. 101 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:27,917 -You doing too much. -Yeah. 102 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,000 School, work, studyin' in the middle of the night. 103 00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:33,792 -Definitely feels like too much. -Yeah. 104 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,583 Well, I'm proud of you. 105 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,750 And you still ain't called that bum-a***s, broke-a***s motherfucker in, what now? 106 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:41,750 -Hey. You promised. Come on. -I ain't promise s***t on my birthday. 107 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:44,042 I could talk s***t about that bum-a***s on my birthday. 108 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:46,584 It's been seven-and-a-half months now, so... 109 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,709 That's good. For real. 110 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:51,209 That's a long-a***s time to be with somebody and then walk away. 111 00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:53,000 I know how hard that s***t is. 112 00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:58,375 Ooh, this motherfucker. 113 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,042 Yo, call me. 114 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:01,792 Oh. 115 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:03,667 -Well, well, well. -Ain't you g***t work? 116 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:06,250 Standing outside a dealership, floppin' around. 117 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,875 I'm sorry about her. 118 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:08,959 You still don't look sorry. 119 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:10,792 Well, you're not making it very easy, man. 120 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:12,500 Looking like Jack Skellington and s***t. 121 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:15,167 Goddamn! 122 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:21,084 You gon' f***k him 'cause of that car. 123 00:06:21,167 --> 00:06:22,250 Huh? 124 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:23,958 Well... 125 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,417 Ugh. 126 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:00,417 No, no. 127 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,667 F***k. F***k. 128 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:05,042 No, no, no,...