Cop.and.a.Half.1993.1080p.BluRay_track3_und Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,757 (CHILDREN CHATTERING) 2 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,861 (GIRLS CHEERING) 3 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:10,524 Dang, Marie. This is police business. I could have wasted you. 4 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,726 It's just a water gun, you jerk. 5 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,603 This is Mad Dog. I can't wait for backup. 6 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,372 I'm going in alone. 7 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:25,873 You're dead meat, Mad Dog. 8 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,866 Do you feel lucky about yourself, Sanchez? 9 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,735 Do you, punk? 10 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,670 RAYMOND: Eat slime, cop. 11 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:58,739 You're mine. 12 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,447 Sanchez, come out with your hands in the air. 13 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,588 What are you doing? 14 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,024 Oh, no, I thought you were on fire. 15 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,428 We're not finished, Mr. Butler. 16 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,662 You're lucky I g***t a class. 17 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,964 D***n civilians. 18 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,743 Okay, we'll do it the hard way. 19 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,881 Freeze, dirtbag. 20 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:42,950 Get out of here. 21 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,618 I'm history. 22 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,355 Nice of you to drop in, Butt-ler. 23 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:49,790 Well, I'm dropping out. 24 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:53,093 If you hurt me, my dad will rip your head off. 25 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:58,366 Blood and guts and slime will be coming out your ears. 26 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:00,000 That don't scare Rio. 27 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,371 My dad's doing hard time. 28 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,105 You must be very proud. 29 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,974 I **. Whoa! 30 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,576 RIO: A dollar a day. 31 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,911 That's a bargain to come to this school. 32 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,380 Ain't it? 33 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,947 You smell like vomit. 34 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,685 Butler thinks he's a real cop. 35 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,687 Put me down! 36 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:22,756 Crawl back in the hole you came from. Put me down! 37 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,693 Give it back to me, you pus head. 38 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:28,362 Pus heads? That calls for payback. 39 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,964 Put me down! Put me down! 40 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,433 Oh, guys. Guys. 41 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,601 You little twerp. 42 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:36,504 Please. I meant it in the nicest way. 43 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:37,571 BOTH: Too bad. 44 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:38,706 (BOTH LAUGHING) 45 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:40,874 Swirley. 46 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:44,612 Looks like you had a little accident. 47 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,614 Hope you have fun. 48 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,416 Enjoy your recess, nerd. 49 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,483 DEVON: Let me in! 50 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,584 I love this school. 51 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,719 Let me in! 52 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:03,964 (CHILDREN CLAMORING) 53 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,633 CHILD: He's so weird. 54 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,139 I've been looking for you, mister. 55 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,574 What? Have you been swimming, Butler? 56 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,743 No, he's been dunking for turds. 57 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,511 (CHILDREN LAUGHING) 58 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,115 That's enough. 59 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,651 You and I'll take a walk. 60 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,789 Give my regards to Mr. Fleming. 61 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,658 (CHILDREN CHEERING) 62 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:34,094 Now tell me, what have you learned today? 63 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,463 Sit up straight. 64 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:38,866 That I can hold my breath for a lot longer than I thought I could. 65 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:43,837 Do I sense a little insolence? 66 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,439 No. 67 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,009 Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon. 68 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:53,113 Lies are not explanations. 69 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,015 I'm not lying. 70 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:57,551 Every day these big jumbos 71 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,052 come and take my money. 72 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:03,190 They put me in the toilet and hold me upside down. 73 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:07,060 Always blaming it on someone else. 74 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,198 You leave me no choice, Devon. 75 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,734 I have to call your grandmother. 76 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:17,137 Mr. Fleming, please. You don't have to call her. 77 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,839 She can't take personal calls. 78 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,841 It makes her sick. 79 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:23,677 And she's on a very hard shift now. 80 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,012 Sit down, Devon. 81 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:33,120 Devon, if I don't make this call, you will never learn. 82 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,223 And I would have done you a great injustice. 83 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:39,993 283, isn't it? 84 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:41,762 Yeah. 85 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,464 What? 86 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,835 Yes, Mr. Fleming. 87 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,203 Thank you. 88 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:57,678 Don't worry about Fleming. He's just a dork. 89 00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:00,247 Yeah, well, why doesn't my grandmother know that? 90 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,982 (SIREN WAILING) 91 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,584 Stop. Listen. 92 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,719 Fire truck? 93 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,921 No, that's a cop. 94 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,224 It's a code three. Let's roll. 95 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,769 (HORN BLARING) 96 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,804 NICK: (ON PA) I'm not getting out of this car. 97 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,505 I hate to run. 98 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,245 I told you, I'm not getting out of this car. 99 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,614 (GRUNTS) 100 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,056 What? Are you a nut? 101 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,559 NICK: I warned you. 102 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,195 Do all cops do that? 103 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,363 Only the best. 104 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:54,267 NICK: Quintero, who do you think is gonna run out of gas first? 105 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,837 (EXCLAIMS) 106 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,676 WALDO: Chu, get in. 107 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,147 Here, hold these. 108 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,750 RAYMOND: G***t 'em. Did you get the license? 109 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,551 You bet. 110 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,054 (TIRES SCREECHING) 111 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,592 Quintero, don't jump over that fence. 112 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,060 I hate to run. 113 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,098 Oh, look. We g***t to go see that. 114 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,805 Son of a... Son of a... 115 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,079 I hate to jump. 116 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,283 I really hate to jump. 117 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,594 Come on, Sanchez, keep up. 118 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,607 We're going to win first prize this year. 119 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,677 Oh, my goodness! 120 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,280 Who do you think you are, the Lone Ranger? 121 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,347 Get out of my yard! 122 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,819 NICK: End of the line. 123 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,928 Hey! Get your filthy butt off my car. 124 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,197 I just had it waxed. 125 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,369 All right. We're gonna do it the hard way. 126 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,977 (SCREAMING) 127 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,685 (GROANING) 128 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,821 All right. Stop whining. 129 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,896 Did you drop something, Quintero? It looks like drugs. 130 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,431 That ain't mine. 131 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,299 You know who I **? 132 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:09,102 You used to be Nick McKenna before you lost a step. 133 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,841 (BOTH GRUNTING) 134 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,881 (GROANING) 135 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,951 Oh, I'm sorry, I broke the nose 136 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,021 and I g***t to fix it. 137 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:31,091 Let me fix this. I think I can fix it. 138 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,461 (GROANING) 139 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,897 Hear it? 140 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,298 I should have been a doctor. 141 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,901 It's all right. Sorry about the disturbance. 142 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,108 Put your hands out. You know the drill. 143 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,379 Now, I'm gonna tie you to the car. 144 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,247 'Cause I don't want you getting in my car. 145 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,249 QUINTERO: What? Yeah! 146 00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,888 You know why? Because you stink like garbage. 147 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,089 Okay, you ready? 148 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,800 And we'll just take this little evidence along. 149 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,140 You overweight rat. You're a sore loser. 150 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,441 Hey, McKenna, come on, man. 151 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,510 Hey, listen. This is not civilized. 152...