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1 00:00:07,470 --> 00:00:07,800 [owl hooting] 2 00:00:09,570 --> 00:00:13,440 [thunder crashing] 3 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,150 - You gave so much in life. 4 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:30,560 I hope your soul's rest is perfect and peaceful, 5 00:00:30,590 --> 00:00:35,100 because your body's in for a long ride. 6 00:00:35,130 --> 00:00:36,500 [spits] 7 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:39,670 - If the coffin's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. 8 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:41,070 [giggles] 9 00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:45,640 Garret, wait a second. 10 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,240 Why is there no casket? 11 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,310 - [deep voice] 'Cause there was 12 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,110 nothing left of his father to bury. 13 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:54,620 [whimpering] [squelching] 14 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,690 [yelping] 15 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,590 [squelches] 16 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:15,240 Come join us, brother. 17 00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:18,240 [sighs] 18 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:41,160 [feminine voice] Welcome. 19 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,470 You'll be happy here. 20 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,300 [British voice] I think I like it already. 21 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,740 [normal voice] Hi, pop. 22 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:16,500 [engine revving] 23 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,850 [engines revving] [Quiet giggling] 24 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,920 - [Quiet] So Dollface has this gigantic insider guard 25 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:35,850 in a chokehold, 26 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,850 when all of a sudden I hear this loud... 27 00:02:37,890 --> 00:02:38,850 [pops] 28 00:02:38,890 --> 00:02:40,720 The guard is dead as hell, 29 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:41,620 and his eyeballs 30 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:43,460 are just dangling out of their sockets. 31 00:02:43,490 --> 00:02:46,900 Dollface is like, "guess this guy's a sailor man, 32 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:49,330 because I just made him Popeye." 33 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,300 [laughing] - Oh, that's f***g crazy. 34 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:54,540 - She has so many stories like that, 35 00:02:54,570 --> 00:02:55,600 and she tells them way better than me. 36 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:58,310 You would know that if you stopped avoiding her. 37 00:02:58,340 --> 00:02:59,440 - I'm not avoiding her. 38 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:02,010 I'm just not going out of my way to interact with her. 39 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:02,810 There's a difference. 40 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,550 All right, if we're being honest, 41 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:06,480 she's just not my cup of tea. 42 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:07,380 - You don't even know her. 43 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,650 If my brother was in the car behind us, 44 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,590 I sure as hell wouldn't be riding with your dumb a***s. 45 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:14,290 - Family isn't just being related, okay? 46 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,930 If I was a beaver, I wouldn't spend all my time 47 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,390 hanging out with other big a***s rodents. 48 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:21,760 If a gator was cool, and the vibe was right, 49 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,560 I'D kick it with him. 50 00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:25,830 - [Quiet] S***t, not again. 51 00:03:25,870 --> 00:03:27,040 - What? 52 00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:28,740 - Oh, let's check it at the next stop. 53 00:03:28,770 --> 00:03:31,040 - No. Pull over now. If something's wrong, 54 00:03:31,070 --> 00:03:32,910 you should address it right away. 55 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:34,340 Pull over right here. 56 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,920 - Go talk to your sister, a***e! 57 00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:44,650 [tires squealing] 58 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,430 [chuckling] 59 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,330 - You piss her off? 60 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,530 Get in. 61 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,670 You, out. 62 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:09,680 - Someone need a ride? 63 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:11,550 - I told you, we're done, And I meant it. 64 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:14,880 [sighs] 65 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,820 - That's what I like about the Jeremy Express. 66 00:04:19,850 --> 00:04:22,360 It's all caboose. 67 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:24,730 [engine revs] 68 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,100 - [John Doe] I love what you've done with the interior. 69 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:37,340 Really shows pride of ownership. 70 00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:39,670 - Still a neat freak. 71 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:43,040 So, what was it like being back at our old house? 72 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,910 - Like prison, just with a lot of pizza. 73 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:48,620 - Come on, nothing in there caught your interest? 74 00:04:48,650 --> 00:04:51,620 [scoffs] - The Baby-Sitters Club. 75 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:53,520 [laughing] - Oh, s***t. 76 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,690 I used to love those books. - Word? 77 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:59,460 - Yeah, yeah. Ah, I had such a crush on Logan. 78 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:00,330 - [John Doe] Okay, so I gotta know, 79 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,970 how did Abby join the BSC in book 89? 80 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,470 - Abby? 81 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,840 - Abby. Abby. 82 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:08,100 - Uh, Abby, I-- 83 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:10,740 I don't remember. 84 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:13,880 Well, excuse me for not remembering a book, 85 00:05:13,910 --> 00:05:15,040 Mr. "I bonked my head 86 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,810 and literally can't remember anything." 87 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,680 - Well, it's not like I'm trying not to remember. 88 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,150 - [Ashley] I'm dying. Should we make camp? 89 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:23,920 [static crackles] - Yeah, Ash. 90 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:25,750 We'll head for Diesel City at first light. 91 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,660 Why don't you go set up by the water tower up ahead? 92 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:33,660 John and I are going to take a little detour. 93 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,500 - Detour? I don't want to take a detour. 94 00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:37,000 - Shut up. You do. We're going. 95 00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:37,770 - [Quiet] Copy that. 96 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,830 Have fun, John. 97 00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:43,510 - [Jeremy] Copy that. Ashley and I 98 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,970 will be scouting for food and supplies, over. 99 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,610 Who knows? 100 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,410 Maybe I'll get lucky, find me a muffin. 101 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:54,020 - I told you, the bakery's closed. 102 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,690 - Checking for bakery hours. 103 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,970 - Finally. Ready to f***g rock. 104 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,710 [Michelle Branch's "Everywhere" playing] 105 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:30,990 * Just tell me how I g***t this far * 106 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:34,560 * Just tell me why you're here and who you are * 107 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:36,620 * 'Cause every time I look * 108 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:39,560 * You're never there * 109 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:41,230 * And every time I sleep * 110 00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:44,070 * You're always there * 111 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:44,930 Here we go! 112 00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:46,130 * 'Cause you're everywhere to me * 113 00:06:46,170 --> 00:06:47,100 - [Mayhem] Would you shut up?! 114 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:51,140 [screaming] [tires squealing] 115 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:52,570 [stereo cuts off] 116 00:06:58,610 --> 00:07:00,150 - What the hell are you doing here? 117 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:02,250 - Covering my ears mostly. 118 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,250 - That's John singing. - Yeah. 119 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,720 - What are you doing in my trunk?! 120 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,090 - You stood up for me back there. 121 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,130 You... 122 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,960 You saved me, Quiet. 123 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,000 [gun cocks] All right, 124 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,770 I laid it on a little thick at the end there. 125 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,570 Fine. Look, 126 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,810 I want to enter the tournament. 127 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:29,040 [laughing] 128 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,180 It's not funny. 129 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,620 - Oh, it is the way I'm picturing it. 130 00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:39,550 You'd be dead two minutes in, 131 00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:41,520 all flattened out, eyes crossed, 132 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,860 tongue hanging out. - That will not be me. Okay? 133 00:07:44,890 --> 00:07:47,200 You're looking at the best driver on the West Coast. 134 00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:51,200 - No I'm not. - Yes, you are. 135 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:54,140 - Think so? - Know so. 136 00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:55,600 - Prove it. 137 00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:01,280 [buttons clicking] 138 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:03,580 Wow, you don't have a goddamn clue 139 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:04,610 what you're doing, do you? 140 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,880 - I ** just getting my bearings. 141 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,180 You know, my ex-husband's car was European. 142 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:11,190 It was a lot cooler than this. 143 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:12,720 - All right, just put it in gear. 144 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:16,220 [tires squeal] Oh, my God! 145...