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1 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,300 New challengers approaching! 2 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,960 - You think she knows that's a flare gun? 3 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,660 - No, not a chance. 4 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,660 - She ready for this? - No way. 5 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,230 But if we tell her not to enter, she absolutely will. 6 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:43,400 - That reminds me of someone. 7 00:01:45,370 --> 00:01:47,100 You. It reminds me of you. 8 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,370 - Yes, dummy, I know. 9 00:01:53,170 --> 00:01:54,940 - F***k. Holy men. 10 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,180 - Oh, god. 11 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,550 - Hey, motherfucker, I remember you. 12 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,650 Relax. 13 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,680 I'm not trying to lose this tournament before it starts. 14 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:06,990 You're the guy who fought Preacher Jedidiah 15 00:02:07,090 --> 00:02:08,520 at last year's gathering. 16 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:10,730 You wanted to f***k that orange car so bad 17 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:11,590 you killed him over it. 18 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:13,260 - I'm sorry, you wanted to f***k Evelyn? 19 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,330 - No. And I didn't kill your leader. 20 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:17,200 He caused the explosion, not me. 21 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,270 - Oh, yeah? Well, why don't we ask him? 22 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:21,900 Brenjamin, bring forth our lord Preacher. 23 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,570 - Preacher? - He's alive? 24 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:31,180 - Whose baby is this? 25 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,220 - Oh, this isn't just some baby. 26 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,650 No. This horny little f***r right here 27 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:38,890 is our preacher, 28 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:42,020 his immortal soul reborn 29 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:46,060 into tiny flesh. 30 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,500 Our father would never leave us. 31 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,730 - Father never leaves. He just changes. 32 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:51,070 Tell 'em, Deacon. 33 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,130 - We waited many long months. 34 00:02:53,230 --> 00:02:55,400 And then one day, our preacher returned to us. 35 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,970 - He was in a tree. - Like a squirrel? 36 00:02:58,070 --> 00:02:59,170 - I'm not gonna lie. 37 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:01,210 This little f***r is kind of cute. 38 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:02,810 - Don't get those fingers too close. 39 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:05,510 He will b***e them clean off. 40 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:06,980 - Shut up! 41 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:07,950 Who could be scared of-- 42 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:22,730 - Hey. 43 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,630 - Hey. 44 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,710 You freed me from Zemu. 45 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:36,010 Good looking out. 46 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:37,510 - Yeah. 47 00:03:37,610 --> 00:03:39,950 Seemed like the chill thing to do. 48 00:03:40,050 --> 00:03:42,580 So, how are you doing? 49 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:46,220 With freedom. 50 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:50,130 - Freedom. 51 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,660 Maybe one day. 52 00:03:55,530 --> 00:03:59,300 - Still drinking gasoline. Interesting. 53 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,140 - But I do owe you one. 54 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,700 - Oh, it's okay. - Just one. 55 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,270 After that, I'll flatten you with my tires, 56 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:05,540 just like everyone else. 57 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,480 - Well, unfortunately for you, 58 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,810 I'm not just like everyone else. 59 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,820 New challenger approaching! 60 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:25,090 - I can't believe we're finally here. 61 00:04:25,190 --> 00:04:26,430 The tournament! 62 00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:27,400 Do you think I might get the chance 63 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,600 to cut someone's head off? 64 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:31,200 I've been sort of wanting to try that. 65 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:34,600 - There is nothing I want more for you, Stu. 66 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:37,640 Oh, hey, look, it's our OG fan club. 67 00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:40,380 I told you this would be the social event of the season. 68 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,680 We should go say hi before we murder them for sport. 69 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:44,450 - You go ahead. 70 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,350 Those two are douchebags anyway. 71 00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:49,150 I need to prepare for my next killing spree. 72 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:51,120 - Oh, Stu, you're going to make me cry. 73 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,250 Do me a favor. 74 00:04:52,350 --> 00:04:54,590 Make sure Harold doesn't pull the pin early. 75 00:04:54,690 --> 00:04:57,190 He's g***t an itchy trigger finger. 76 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:59,060 - Lactation is very rare in men, 77 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,400 but Brenjamin here has been blessed 78 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,160 with the nips of a mother. 79 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,170 F***g wine corks. 80 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:05,370 - I'm an unholy miracle. 81 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:08,040 - Oh, if it isn't my two favorite critics! 82 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:10,240 - No, no-- 83 00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:11,870 Hi, Sweet Tooth. 84 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:14,310 - So, what are you crazy kids doing here? 85 00:05:14,410 --> 00:05:15,840 You come to cheer me on? 86 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,710 - Oh, uh, not exactly. 87 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:19,810 - Aww. 88 00:05:19,910 --> 00:05:22,180 Hey, you know, I tried to kill this guy one time. 89 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,350 - So did he. 90 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:26,520 This time he'll finish the job. 91 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:28,790 Brenjamin, time to put down preacher. 92 00:05:28,890 --> 00:05:31,630 Then we'll put you down. 93 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,730 - Hey, you need any help with that little f***r, 94 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:40,540 hit me up. I've already killed one baby. 95 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,410 So what have you two crazy kids been up to? 96 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,910 Tell me everything. 97 00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:01,820 - Take a picture. It'll last longer. 98 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,930 - Sorry. I was just admiring your... hat? 99 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,070 - You're joining the tournament? 100 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:15,400 You wouldn't last a day in the Florida swamplands. 101 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:20,680 The mosquitos would eat you alive. 102 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:22,740 - You're right. 103 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,650 You know what? I shouldn't be here. 104 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:27,420 Everyone's really scary, especially you. 105 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,180 - You're smart to fear me, 106 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:32,420 because those who cross Vermin 107 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,290 don't live to tell the tale. 108 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:36,830 You're terrifying. 109 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:41,830 You know, I don't care what that guy Deacon says. 110 00:06:41,930 --> 00:06:42,800 - What did he say? 111 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:46,300 - Oh, just that you're not a real competitor. 112 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,800 All bark, no b***e. Stupid stuff. 113 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,470 - Son of a bitch. 114 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:53,210 - He also said something about you being a bug f***r. 115 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:55,410 - Come on! That was one time! 116 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:56,810 I put ants in my pants, 117 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:58,280 and it's not my fault that it felt good. 118 00:06:58,380 --> 00:06:59,410 I did it for a joke. 119 00:06:59,510 --> 00:07:00,750 Where's that f***r? 120 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:07,220 Okay, dickhead! Hey! 121 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,160 What the f***k are you saying... 122 00:07:12,730 --> 00:07:14,430 - Excuse me. Would you like to know 123 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:16,160 who had some very specific opinions 124 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:17,870 about your eyepatch? 125 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,040 - The clown said that? 126 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:24,640 Those exact words? 127 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:27,710 - Swear to God. Or not God. The devil? 128 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:29,310 I don't know. whoever you swear to. 129 00:07:29,410 --> 00:07:30,910 For what it's worth, 130 00:07:31,010 --> 00:07:33,250 I don't think the Holy Men have gone so soft. 131 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:35,950 - Soft?! 132 00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:39,450 Why, because I ** an incredibly attentive father figure? 133 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:42,560 I'll show him. 134 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:44,430 The only thing more powerful than big a***s guns 135 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:46,230 is a daddy's love. 136 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:56,670 - Watch where you're going, you dipshit, 137 00:07:56,770 --> 00:08:00,140 or, uh, I'll have to rip your balls off 138 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,710 and shove them up your nose. 139 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:19,290 - Stu? 140 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:21,200 - Mike? 141 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:26,940 I thought you were dead! 142 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,800 - Oh my God. 143 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,870 Are you real, or ** I tripping? 144 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:35,240 I knew I shouldn't have foraged for mushies at night. 145 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,680 - I'm very real, man. 146 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:39,410 - Dude, if I knew you were alive,...