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1 00:00:13,710 --> 00:00:16,510 [metal grinder buzzing] 2 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:24,450 - Oh, yeah. You're ready to murder. 3 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:29,060 [knocks] 4 00:00:40,070 --> 00:00:41,040 [ratchet clicking] - Come on, dammit. 5 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:42,800 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 6 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:44,370 - [Axel] Stress wrenching, huh? 7 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:46,140 I figured you was over here wrenching 8 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,010 because of your fine-a***s sister, 9 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:49,980 which I get. 10 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,850 But now that I see your sorry-a***s face, 11 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:54,980 it ain't all grief. 12 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,150 You lookin' guilty as a motherfucker. 13 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:58,120 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right? 14 00:00:58,220 --> 00:01:00,020 I did something behind Quiet's back. 15 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,090 - So? - So? 16 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:03,260 I don't know what I'm gonna do about it, man. 17 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,530 I never lied to her before. - Hold up. 18 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:07,860 You saying you never lied to your girl before? 19 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,800 - No. 20 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:11,400 Hey! What you doing, man? 21 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,970 - Just checking to see if your bitch a***s 22 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:15,240 g***t any nuts down there. 23 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:16,840 - [John Doe] You're going to get your answer 24 00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:18,770 when I smoke your rusty a***s. 25 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,410 [belches] 26 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:22,710 - You make a run at me, I will end you. 27 00:01:22,810 --> 00:01:26,480 Coroner gonna list your cause of death as everything. 28 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:27,480 Feel me? 29 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:28,220 - Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:34,560 - Mine. 31 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,690 - Heh, good morning, Quiet. 32 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:41,260 - Sorry, I slept in. 33 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,730 I forgot how good a pillow feels. 34 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:44,130 Is that our gun? 35 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,700 - Ah, don't worry about it. We'll get another one. 36 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,400 Roadkill was begging for some upgrades, 37 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,310 so I figured I'd just jump on it. 38 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,870 - You're in a very good mood. It's weird. 39 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:54,310 - I'm just excited to get out there 40 00:01:54,410 --> 00:01:57,580 and show these losers what Quohn can do. 41 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,180 It's Quiet and John. 42 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,050 - No, I will not be participating in Quohn. 43 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:05,550 - Th-th-that's fine. Quohn's in the rearview. 44 00:02:05,650 --> 00:02:06,590 F***k Quohn! 45 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,130 Roadkill is ready to go. 46 00:02:12,230 --> 00:02:14,000 The last thing we need to figure out 47 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,730 is the boomerang blast. 48 00:02:15,830 --> 00:02:17,030 Now do we mount it, 49 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:19,700 or do we keep it in the back for emergencies? 50 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,440 - [both] Back. 51 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:24,310 [scraping] 52 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,140 - It's going to be very hard to kill someone 53 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,550 with a gun that heavy. 54 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,910 - I'll have you know, I've killed tons of people 55 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:34,920 with a gun just like this, 56 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:36,320 dozens of dudes. 57 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:38,520 I'm a frickin' murder s***t. 58 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:39,320 [scoffs] 59 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:42,460 [scraping] 60 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,230 - [John Doe] So should we, uh-- 61 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,390 - No, no, she's not our responsibility. 62 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:48,300 We just have to focus on the mission. 63 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,600 - Right, the mission. 64 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,370 - D***n, there are some tight buttholes in here. 65 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,380 - We will be killing each other soon. 66 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,040 - You're outsiders. So what else is new? 67 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:04,950 Hey, Stretch Armstrong. 68 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:07,080 What's your sicky little wishy? 69 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:08,380 - Bitch, I ain't telling you s***t. 70 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,250 What if it's birthday cake rules? 71 00:03:10,350 --> 00:03:12,420 If I say my wish, it won't come true. 72 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,660 - Hmm. 73 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,120 - [Deacon] We wish for the same thing as all parents. 74 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:16,790 For our child to grow up happy, loved, 75 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:17,990 and wanting for nothing. 76 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,460 Nothing except the end of this world 77 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,900 and the rise of a new reality formed from his image. 78 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:22,960 - How about you? 79 00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:25,930 Let me guess. A complexion? 80 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:29,140 - I wish to feel warm again. 81 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,670 - Well, you might if you stop lugging around 82 00:03:30,770 --> 00:03:33,440 those massive f***g igloos. Holy s***t. 83 00:03:33,540 --> 00:03:35,310 - [Dave] You guys talking about wishes? Overrated. 84 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:36,440 I don't even want one. You know why? 85 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:38,250 'Cause I'm living the f***g dream. 86 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:39,710 I told my bestie over here, and I was like, 87 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:42,450 I don't want the pressure. You make the wish. 88 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:45,120 I don't want to be on the hook for it. 89 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:47,260 - And my wish-- - Guess what I wished for! 90 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,290 I wished to exterminate humanity, 91 00:03:50,390 --> 00:03:52,460 let somebody else take over for once. 92 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,600 - Now you see the s***t I gotta put up with? 93 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:57,400 This freak g***t me smelling like Raid cologne. 94 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:00,140 - I wished for the ability to fly. 95 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,300 Pretty sick, right? [chuckles] 96 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,340 I was going to wish for a girthy ten-incher, 97 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,540 but, you know, I've never had any complaints. 98 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,010 - I find that hard to believe. 99 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:11,450 - So what did you wish for then? 100 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:15,280 - [Raven] Oh, yes, I'm dying to know. 101 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:21,020 - To bring down the city walls. 102 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,820 - Which walls? - Of which cities? 103 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:23,830 - All of them. 104 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,830 When we win, all the walls will come down. 105 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:31,600 - D***n. You're making us all look bad over here. 106 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:33,370 - We just think insiders and outsiders 107 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:35,340 should finally be on an even playing field. 108 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,010 - Yeah. It's time for the outsiders 109 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,310 to get their fair share. 110 00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:40,280 - I knew you two were stupid, 111 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,080 but I didn't realize you were naive. 112 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:44,580 It'd be cute if it weren't so sad. 113 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,310 - It's not naive to fight for a better world. 114 00:04:46,410 --> 00:04:47,480 - [Raven] Oh, listen to yourself. 115 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,180 Do you think you're some kind of superhero? 116 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,050 Not with that greasy hair. 117 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:53,390 - O-kay, I think you look great. 118 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:56,190 And that's not objectifying. I'm just supporting. 119 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:59,390 - People need walls. It simplifies things. 120 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:02,500 You're either one or the other, inside or out. 121 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,270 - [Mayhem] Look, all of your wishes 122 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,070 are f***g stupid, okay? 123 00:05:06,170 --> 00:05:07,800 Me, I'm gonna be invincible. 124 00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:10,370 [laughing] 125 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:14,740 - Ooh, widdle baby wants to be invincible? 126 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,950 Hey, hey, why don't you wish for a diaper, 127 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:20,280 so you don't s***t yourself and run away? 128 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:22,020 - Hey, we g***t plenty of diapers if you need 'em. 129 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:22,880 - F***k off! 130 00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:24,320 - Welcome! 131 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:27,220 To the much anticipated first round 132 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,630 of the Twisted Metal tournament. 133 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:34,260 12 cars will enter my labyrinth, 134 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,030 but alas, there are only eight exit passes 135 00:05:37,130 --> 00:05:38,800 hidden throughout. 136 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:40,400 Be sure to snag one, 137 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,100 because if you attempt to leave the area without it, 138 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,640 well, you'll be killed instantly. 139 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:50,810 This is warehouse...