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1 00:00:10,370 --> 00:00:17,440 [♪] 2 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:25,550 CALYPSO: Hello. 3 00:00:25,550 --> 00:00:27,060 - Ah! - [GASPING] 4 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,200 The lovers. 5 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,650 What exactly can I do for you? 6 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,270 So here's the deal. Quiet made a wish, 7 00:00:35,270 --> 00:00:36,750 then I came back, and I made another wish. 8 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,340 It was a simple mistake, 9 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:39,930 heat of the moment type thing. 10 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:42,580 I want the walls to come down just like Quiet. 11 00:00:42,580 --> 00:00:44,620 So I'm here to undo my wish. Nothing major. 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,200 This is very serious. 13 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,240 I gave you strict instructions. 14 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,930 - One wish per car. - I know. It was a mistake. 15 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:54,100 That's why I want to take my wish back. 16 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:57,410 - I mean... - Do you really want that? 17 00:00:57,410 --> 00:01:00,370 It is your sister, after all. 18 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:02,170 And you? 19 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:04,610 You let him make this sacrifice? 20 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:06,130 It was a big lie, 21 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:09,820 but he must have really wanted her back. 22 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,340 Yeah, but Krista... 23 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,890 It's my sister. It's my choice. 24 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:20,030 If you want to solve your wish problem... 25 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:26,100 ...drink from the well. 26 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,480 That well? 27 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:30,820 Mm-hmm. 28 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:40,410 [♪] 29 00:01:47,170 --> 00:01:48,480 [EXCLAIMS] 30 00:01:54,890 --> 00:01:56,100 All right, that's it. 31 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:57,650 Everything will be taken care of. 32 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,270 Really? 33 00:02:00,790 --> 00:02:02,270 Easy peasy. 34 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,580 You run along now. 35 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:10,410 Oh, and... 36 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,370 ...have fun tonight. 37 00:02:13,130 --> 00:02:15,200 [LAUGHING] 38 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,370 If he has something "fun" planned, 39 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,750 we are f***d. 40 00:02:22,650 --> 00:02:24,890 - [DOOR SHUTS] - [SIGHING] 41 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,310 Nothing like a little calm before a storm. 42 00:02:30,790 --> 00:02:34,580 [LAUGHING] 43 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:43,580 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 44 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:54,370 Wow. This bleach stuff is great. 45 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,370 I wonder if it'll clean my insides. 46 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:02,750 [SIGHING] O-kay... 47 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:19,340 "Duh... deh..." 48 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,440 "Dearest drivers. 49 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,960 "Tonight, we will be celebrating 50 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,720 "the annual wintertide solstice promenade." 51 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,170 "We will honor the transition of the seasons 52 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:32,200 "with music, dance, and general revelry." 53 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,240 Ooh! Did you say "party"? 54 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:38,240 Lucky for you, I love dirty dancing. 55 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,580 I'm not surprised about the dirty part. 56 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:42,240 You haven't washed in days. 57 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,060 And I'll pass on the dancing. 58 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:47,440 - We'll see about that. - [LAUGHING] 59 00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:52,100 "Please use the contents of this stunningly crafted chest 60 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,930 "to ready yourself and meet outside the gym at 8:00 PM." 61 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,130 "Warm Solstice, 62 00:03:58,130 --> 00:03:59,680 "Calypso." 63 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:02,820 So the next round is a party. 64 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:05,100 John, we f***d with this man's game. 65 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:08,650 So, no, I don't think this next round is just a party. 66 00:04:09,310 --> 00:04:10,790 Well, it can't be that bad. 67 00:04:10,790 --> 00:04:12,240 I'm not taking any chances. 68 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,820 Oh, sh-- 69 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,960 Okay, so maybe there is a dance portion. 70 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,510 Wait, did you say wintertide solstice promenade? 71 00:04:29,790 --> 00:04:31,580 I've always wanted to do a prom episode, 72 00:04:31,580 --> 00:04:32,820 but I never g***t the chance. 73 00:04:32,820 --> 00:04:34,270 But I've seen every one. 74 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:38,130 Oh... tonight is going to be magical. 75 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:39,650 I'm gonna own the dance floor 76 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:42,340 like Carlton Banks in Fresh Prince of Bel Air. 77 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:43,580 Ain't that right, Harold? 78 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:45,480 Aw, my own little Jazzy Jeff. 79 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,440 All right, I need your opinion. 80 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:52,300 Do I go cocktail casual, or Transylvania chic? 81 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:55,300 I'll go with, uh, Transylvania chic. 82 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:57,170 Ah, you don't know anything. 83 00:04:57,170 --> 00:04:59,410 Prom is for the classics. 84 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:02,270 - [METAL CLANGING] - Time to stun these hos. 85 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:06,680 D***n. 86 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,240 Ew, get a life. 87 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,030 I ** so getting my eggs fertilized tonight. 88 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:14,720 [GIGGLING] 89 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,130 [OLD VOICE] Hmm, time to party. 90 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:21,170 Ah, quit fiddling. 91 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:23,030 Let Pop Pop do it. 92 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:25,860 Long over short, then through the hole, 93 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:27,240 and back-- 94 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,200 Ah, f***k it. You know what? 95 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,680 If Ricky didn't need a tie in My So-Called Life, 96 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,440 neither does my Stu. 97 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:37,620 Yo! 98 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:42,310 Purple suit. Looking sharp, Stu. 99 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:45,620 - It's plum. - Plum, huh? 100 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:48,720 - Like the fruit. - Yeah, I g***t it. 101 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:52,510 S***y a***s suit, check. 102 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:54,720 Handsome son of a bitch to fill it in, 103 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,030 double check. 104 00:05:56,030 --> 00:05:57,550 How great is this? 105 00:05:57,550 --> 00:06:00,300 I mean, the invites, the suits. Oh... 106 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:02,510 It's like I'm in a fairy tale. 107 00:06:02,510 --> 00:06:04,930 Ugh, God, this is f***g lame. 108 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:10,270 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 109 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,860 Whoa. 110 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:22,100 Is there breeze in here? 111 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:24,340 - You look amazing. - Thanks. 112 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:25,820 Chopping it up kind of worked out. 113 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,130 Also... 114 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,170 - It'll still hide my hatchet. - JOHN DOE: Oh. 115 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:33,960 This dress fits like s***t. 116 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,610 I think that's because you have it on backwards. 117 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,270 Here, let me help you. 118 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:40,100 - [ZIPPING] - How did you do this? 119 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,990 [PA TONES PLAYING] 120 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 CALYPSO: Please, enter the gymnasium. 121 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:50,030 [DOOR OPENS] 122 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,960 [DOOR SHUTS] 123 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,960 Beautiful. 124 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,060 Oh, very handsome. 125 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:03,030 Well, here we f***g go. 126 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,510 Lovely. Very dapper. 127 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:12,240 Welcome to the wintertide solstice promenade, 128 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:16,130 a celebration dating back to the Roanoke Colony. 129 00:07:16,130 --> 00:07:18,550 And back then, we-- They... 130 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:22,060 ...would gather to honor life's transitions, 131 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:25,340 the moments we all share in common. 132 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,130 And this eve, we honor the death of autumn, 133 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:30,890 and celebrate the birth of winter. 134 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:34,310 We honor the dead with our own offering... 135 00:07:35,410 --> 00:07:36,410 ...of life. 136 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,240 I wonder what we're offering. 137 00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:47,100 Oh, good. It's blood. 138 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:51,750 Who's next? 139 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:57,060 [HISSES] 140 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,960 [WHINES] 141 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:04,720 [WINCES] 142 00:08:10,130 --> 00:08:11,310 [WINCES] 143 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,370 [WINCES] I g***t a splinter. 144 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,790 - [SERVOS WHIRRING] - Right or left? 145 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:20,620 I think we can skip you. 146 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,030 Cal, I g***t to tell you, loving the theme. 147 00:08:23,030 --> 00:08:24,100 [CHUCKLING] 148 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:27,200 Also, you are a masterful storyteller. 149 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,370 Hmm. Thank you. 150 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:38,790 [♪] 151 00:08:50,580...