Hercules 1997 BluRay 1080p DD5.1 H265-d3g Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:39,372 Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, 2 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:44,919 there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. 3 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:50,883 And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules. 4 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:54,470 But what is the measure of a true hero? 5 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,557 - That is what our story is... - Will you listen to him? 6 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,560 He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy. 7 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:04,230 - Lighten up, dude. - We'll take it from here, darling. 8 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,567 You go, girl. 9 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:13,656 We are the Muses, goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes. 10 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,533 Heroes like Hercules. 11 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,577 Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules." 12 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,912 I'd like to make some sweet music with him... 13 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:26,961 Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many aeons ago. 14 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,841 Back when the world was new 15 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,761 The planet Earth was down on its luck 16 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:40,683 And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok 17 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,936 It was a nasty place 18 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,939 There was a mess wherever you stepped 19 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:52,278 Where chaos reigned and the earthquakes and volcanoes never slept 20 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,362 Say it, girlfriend! 21 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,072 And then along came Zeus 22 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:57,950 - He hurled his thunderbolt - He zapped 23 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,953 - Locked those suckers in a vault - They're trapped 24 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:05,416 And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks 25 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:06,959 And that's the gospel truth 26 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:11,547 The guy was too "Type A" to just relax 27 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,508 And that's the world's first dish 28 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:14,592 Yeah, baby. 29 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,470 Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth 30 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,515 Though, honey it may seem impossible 31 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:23,810 That's the gospel truth 32 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:28,523 On Mount Olympus life was neat And smooth as sweet vermouth 33 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,693 Although, honey it may seem impossible 34 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:39,116 That's the gospel truth 35 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:45,456 Yeah, yeah 36 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,708 Hey, hey, hey 37 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,296 Hey, yeah 38 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,700 Hercules! 39 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,120 Behave yourself. 40 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,458 Look at this. 41 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,794 Look how cute he is. 42 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,761 He's strong like his dad. 43 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:45,057 Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through! Excuse me. One side, Ares. 44 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:48,728 Why, Hermes, they're lovely. 45 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,272 Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement. 46 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,566 Isn't that too nutty? 47 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,775 Fabulous party. You know, 48 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:58,821 I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself. 49 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:04,160 Dear, keep those away from the baby. 50 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,412 He won't hurt himself. 51 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,956 Let the kid have a little fun. 52 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,675 On behalf of my son, 53 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:24,263 I want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts! 54 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,015 What about our gift, dear? 55 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,268 Well, let's see here. We'll take... Yes. 56 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:33,940 A little cirrus and a touch of nimbostratus 57 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:37,526 and a dash of cumulus. 58 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,450 His name is Pegasus, 59 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,745 and he's all yours, son. 60 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,092 Mind his head. 61 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,094 He's so tiny. 62 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,142 My boy. 63 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:13,270 My little Hercules. 64 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,898 How sentimental. 65 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,652 You know, I haven't been this choked up 66 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:23,239 since I g***t a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat! 67 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,909 So is this an audience or a mosaic? 68 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,453 Hey, how you doin'? Lookin' good. Nice dress. 69 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:34,000 So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld? 70 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:37,003 Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. 71 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,255 And, as always, hey, full of dead people. 72 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,506 What are you gonna do? 73 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,384 There's the little sunspot. Little snootchie. 74 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,554 And here is a sucker for the little sucker, eh? 75 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,431 Here you go. Ya just... 76 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,562 Powerful little tyke. 77 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:58,357 Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff. Join the celebration! 78 00:05:58,442 --> 00:05:59,608 Hey. 79 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:03,904 Love to, babe, but unlike you gods lounging about up here, 80 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,532 I regrettably have a full-time gig 81 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:10,161 that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. 82 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:13,247 So, can't. Love to, but can't. 83 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:17,251 You ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. 84 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:20,296 Work yourself to death! 85 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,258 I kill myself! 86 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:28,054 If only. If only. 87 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:32,308 If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up, it's Hades. 88 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,102 'Cause he had an evil plan. 89 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:39,690 He ran the underworld 90 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:43,569 But thought the dead were dull and uncouth 91 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:47,114 He was as mean as he was ruthless 92 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:51,160 And that's the gospel truth 93 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:55,581 He had a plan to shake things up 94 00:06:55,665 --> 00:07:02,671 And that's the gospel truth 95 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,348 Pain! 96 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,851 Coming, your most lugubriousness. 97 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,106 Panic! 98 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,025 I'm sorry. I can handle it! 99 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,369 - Pain! - And Panic! 100 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,287 - Reporting for duty! - Reporting for duty! 101 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,372 Fine, fine, fine. 102 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,708 Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive. 103 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:40,918 They're here. 104 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,421 What? The Fates are here, and you didn't tell me? 105 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:50,553 - We are worms! Worthless worms! - We are worms! Worthless worms! 106 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:55,182 Memo to me, memo to me. Maim you after my meeting. 107 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:02,648 Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life 108 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,526 good and tight. 109 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,240 Incoming! 110 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,668 Ladies! I ** so sorry that I'm... 111 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:23,752 - Late! - Late! 112 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:27,047 - We knew you would be. - We know everything. 113 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,216 - Past. - Present. 114 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,343 And Future. 115 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,305 Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big. 116 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:37,141 Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies, I was at this party, and I lost track of... 117 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,519 - We know! - Yeah. I know you know. 118 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:44,190 So here's the deal. Zeus, 119 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:48,027 Mr High and Mighty, Mr "Hey, you, get off of my cloud," now he has... 120 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:51,614 - A bouncing baby brat. - We know! 121 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:55,868 I know you know. I know. I g***t it. I g***t the concept. 122 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:56,911 So let me just ask. 123 00:08:56,995 --> 00:09:00,080 Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid, or what? 124 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,248 What do you think? 125 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:05,711 No, you don't. We're not supposed to reveal the future. 126 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,006 Wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I... 127 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,716 Can I ask you a question, by the way? Are you... 128 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,968 Did you cut your hair or something? You look fabulous. 129 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,639 I mean, you look like a Fate worse than death. 130 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:21,769 - Gross! - It's blinkin'! 131 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:26,232 Ladies, please. 132 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:29,818 My fate is in your lovely hands. 133 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,488 - Yeah! - All right. 134 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,787 In 18 years precisely, 135 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:45,876 the planets will align ever so nicely. 136...