Carmela Clutch - Your Father Is Boring In Bed - MyPervyFamily Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:32,709 --> 00:02:36,230 Hey, I don't know where you are, but I thought we were meeting up tonight. 2 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:42,530 I mean, it's already 6 .30. I only have a couple of hours. 3 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:48,030 I'm in room 601, so whenever you get here, just hurry on up, okay? 4 00:02:48,570 --> 00:02:49,970 I can't wait to see you. 5 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:52,930 Bye. 6 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,320 I know what I can do. 7 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,680 He's not gonna be able to resist this. 8 00:03:36,499 --> 00:03:39,900 Hey, just letting you know that I'm already here waiting for you. 9 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:46,740 So I figured since I g***t here early and you're not here yet, I could 10 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:53,480 entice you by telling you what a dirty little s***t I'm going to be for you and 11 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:59,840 how much I absolutely love sucking your c***k and getting it all f***g wet. 12 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,200 My husband hates that s***t. 13 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,300 He's so boring. Well, you already know. 14 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:09,220 So, I can't wait to be playing with you. 15 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,560 Tease you through all the lame back of my throat. 16 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,519 Mm -hmm. 17 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:21,959 And that little thing you like me to do when you're turned around? 18 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Milking you? 19 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,080 Mm -hmm. 20 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,720 And then there's always the fact that there's always more than just three 21 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,720 positions. 22 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,460 You know, my husband's kind of boring with that. 23 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,320 I love how inventive you get. 24 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:49,920 Creative. 25 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,880 How you like to f***k me deep. 26 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:56,920 Non -stop. 27 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:03,140 You just ravage my body. 28 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,170 It's going to be very boring. 29 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:35,950 I still choose having s***x with him. I still prefer having your c***k deep 30 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:36,950 me. 31 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:47,870 I'm feeling your rock hard c***k buried deep inside me. 32 00:05:48,970 --> 00:05:50,790 In that position that you like. 33 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,380 I wish it started without you. 34 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:10,940 I 35 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:19,600 can't 36 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,000 wait to be choking on your c***k. 37 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:27,200 And look, your favorite. 38 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:45,010 What the f***k? 39 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:46,730 Oh, my God. 40 00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:48,410 Johnny? No, no. 41 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:51,030 Um... What? 42 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:52,850 Oh, no. 43 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:56,910 S***t. What are you doing here? How did you get in my room? 44 00:06:57,370 --> 00:06:59,370 I, um... Hold on. 45 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,670 Okay, okay. 46 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,170 Um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 47 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:07,310 What are you doing here? 48 00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:12,970 I mean, I... How did you get in here? I went to the front desk, and I said, you 49 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:18,030 know... My stepmom is staying here and I just... I lost my key and they gave me 50 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:22,370 a key and... I mean... What do you think you're doing? 51 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:26,650 I mean, what do you think you're doing? Because where's Dad? 52 00:07:28,270 --> 00:07:34,710 Um... That's besides the point. I... What? Why are you here? 53 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:40,590 Well... Look, I just... I'm a little concerned, you know? 54 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:42,550 Um... 55 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:48,450 I mean, Dad's not here. You're in a hotel room in lingerie. 56 00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:55,110 Like, I mean... Um, listen, I 57 00:07:55,110 --> 00:08:01,350 didn't want to talk to you about this. I mean, you're a stepson, and... But, to 58 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:06,730 be honest, your father and I... Look, are you cheating on my dad? 59 00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:09,870 Listen, you gotta understand. 60 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:17,310 Your father and I haven't had, like, satisfying s***x in, it feels like 61 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:20,750 years now. But you don't, that doesn't mean you cheat on him. And you go to 62 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:25,910 random hotel, like, who's this guy that you're cheating with? And, like, I mean, 63 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:28,630 where did you meet him? 64 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:31,430 No one was supposed to find out. No one was supposed to know. I didn't expect 65 00:08:31,430 --> 00:08:32,490 you to follow me. 66 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:37,370 Well, I'm concerned because, I mean, it's my dad. And, like, I don't want him 67 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:40,030 get hurt. And I'm concerned, like. 68 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,820 You don't, I mean, do you even know this guy? Like, do we know him? 69 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,320 He's not anywhere in the family, you know. 70 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,220 So, keeping it outside of the family. 71 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:54,180 Okay, well, I mean, are you using protection? 72 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:59,280 Like, I mean, what if my dad, I don't... Listen, the type of s***x that I'm into, 73 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:03,520 your father just doesn't seem to get it. 74 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:09,000 You know, three positions in the dark. I'm bored out of my mind. I cry myself 75 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 sleep. 76 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,620 I need this. 77 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,380 I mean, did you try talking to him? 78 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,600 When? When he's watching the game? 79 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,800 I mean... I've tried everything. I've tried lingerie. I've tried vacation, 80 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:27,480 surprise trips. I've tried everything. I've tried bringing home a girl. Sorry, 81 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:31,460 you're not supposed to hear that, but, you know, I don't know what else to do. 82 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:38,700 I mean, um... Look, I don't want to have to tell him. 83 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,700 You know, because it's going to kill him. 84 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,440 I don't want you to tell him either. You weren't supposed to be here. 85 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:51,940 Um, what if, um... I don't know if I 86 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:52,940 can tell you this. 87 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,239 Tell me what? 88 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,360 Well, I mean, what if I keep your secret and not tell my dad? 89 00:09:57,900 --> 00:10:04,200 Can you... Would you do that? Well, yeah, I mean, I... I mean, I want to. 90 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,100 Um, but can... 91 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,980 Can you keep a secret from me? 92 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,120 Yeah, of course. I'm your stepmom. 93 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:19,140 I know, but... I mean... I don't want to hurt my dad, 94 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:23,460 you know? Yeah. And you messing around with other guys outside of the family. 95 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:27,700 he found out about that, he'd be... He'd be really... I don't want to hurt him 96 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:29,260 either. That's why he wasn't supposed to know. 97 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,560 So, all right. I'm just going to level with you. 98 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:38,930 You promise you won't tell him? 99 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,150 Of course not. 100 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:41,870 You can trust me. 101 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:46,810 I know, but he'll... He'll be so upset with both of us. 102 00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:49,370 Both of us? 103 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:53,070 So... F***k. 104 00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:56,570 I kind of have a crush on you. 105 00:10:57,810 --> 00:10:59,530 No, see, don't laugh. That's not cruel. 106 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:03,670 No, no, I wasn't... I didn't mean to laugh. I'm not laughing. I know, but I 107 00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:04,790 shouldn't have a crush on you. 108 00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:07,390 You're... This is wrong and it's... 109 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:09,750 I can't stop thinking. 110 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,490 Well, Johnny, it's not like we're related. 111 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:19,710 I mean, I know, but you married my dad, and we live in the same house. Yeah, but 112 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:22,490 you were already a full, basically grown man by then. 113 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:23,770 I know. 114 00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:28,590 But it's not like, since I moved back from college and everything, and we're 115 00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:33,230 back living in the house, and I just can't stop thinking. This is so wrong. 116 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:35,350 It doesn't have to be. 117 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,670 Okay, I have an idea. 118 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:46,630 Clearly, I'm being stood up. 119 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:50,370 And clearly, you've caught me. 120 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:57,650 So what if we... I mean, I still get the 121 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,650 s***x life I want. 122 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:04,350 And you get to kind of live out your fantasy of f***g your crush. 123 00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:06,470 So what if I'm your stepmom? 124 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:07,850 I don't give a s***t. 125 00:12:08,839 --> 00:12:14,340 I mean, as long as we keep this our secret, you know? Yeah, definitely. I 126 00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:20,640 want your father finding out about this at all. No. I mean, God, I've... This is 127 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,980 so wrong. I've still thought about you. 128 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,920 Like, really, really, really bad. 129 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,960 I mean... You sure? 130 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,039 Mm -hmm. 131 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,760 Yeah. I'm sure. 132 00:12:50,329 --> 00:12:52,050...