Ghosts.2021.S03E02.ETHEL.English-WWW.MY-SUBS.CO Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:05,447 --> 00:00:08,501 I might be a while if you're waiting for the shaft of light, Pete. 2 00:00:08,632 --> 00:00:09,981 Oh, that's okay, you take your time. 3 00:00:10,112 --> 00:00:12,810 Gives me pleasure to see you getting pleasure. 4 00:00:12,941 --> 00:00:14,029 Just take it. 5 00:00:14,159 --> 00:00:17,772 Ooh, Jay's new TV arrived from Amazon Prime. 6 00:00:17,902 --> 00:00:19,600 Didn't he just order that yesterday? 7 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:21,776 The modern transport of goods is truly a marvel. 8 00:00:21,906 --> 00:00:24,605 So much efficiency, so few horse deaths. 9 00:00:24,735 --> 00:00:26,476 Jay, they're here, you can make your announcement now. 10 00:00:26,607 --> 00:00:28,434 Okay, here's the deal, people. 11 00:00:28,565 --> 00:00:31,655 This is for Livings only, okay? 12 00:00:31,786 --> 00:00:34,658 I need one TV that isn't dominated 13 00:00:34,789 --> 00:00:37,182 by ghosts watching trash reality. 14 00:00:37,313 --> 00:00:38,923 Bodybuilder Wives is not trash. 15 00:00:39,054 --> 00:00:41,491 It's a peek behind the curtain of seven brave women 16 00:00:41,622 --> 00:00:43,145 and the musclebound men they love. 17 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:44,973 Although, Skank Wars... 18 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:46,888 Sure, that's harder to defend. 19 00:00:47,018 --> 00:00:49,151 Guys, Jay has been putting in long hours 20 00:00:49,281 --> 00:00:50,369 planning the restaurant. 21 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,415 He deserves to relax, kick back, 22 00:00:52,545 --> 00:00:53,982 watch the Knicks lose in 4K. 23 00:00:54,112 --> 00:00:55,766 Good smack talk, babe. 24 00:00:55,897 --> 00:00:57,376 Speaking of the restaurant, 25 00:00:57,507 --> 00:00:58,551 has Jay given any more thought to my idea 26 00:00:58,682 --> 00:00:59,901 about putting in a pizza oven? 27 00:01:00,031 --> 00:01:01,250 Gas or wood-fired, I'm not picky, 28 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:02,817 but, you know, probably wood-fired. 29 00:01:02,947 --> 00:01:05,254 Sass is asking again about you buying a pizza oven. 30 00:01:05,384 --> 00:01:06,864 Sorry, Sassarino, 31 00:01:06,995 --> 00:01:08,997 it just doesn't work with the kitchen layout. 32 00:01:09,127 --> 00:01:10,127 First, tell him to never call me that again, 33 00:01:10,172 --> 00:01:12,827 and then convey my deep disappointment about the oven. 34 00:01:12,957 --> 00:01:13,958 So what are we thinking, babe, 35 00:01:14,089 --> 00:01:15,743 hang it on this wall, right? 36 00:01:15,873 --> 00:01:17,744 Oh, I don't know, I think people 37 00:01:17,875 --> 00:01:19,224 usually put them above the fireplace. 38 00:01:19,355 --> 00:01:20,748 Sort of a focal point. 39 00:01:20,878 --> 00:01:23,185 What? That's way too high. 40 00:01:23,315 --> 00:01:25,840 You want the TV to be at eye-level when you're sitting. 41 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:28,581 It's called optimal viewing angle. 42 00:01:28,712 --> 00:01:30,540 Oof, that was dripping with condescension. 43 00:01:30,671 --> 00:01:32,020 That's the attitude that g***t Magenta 44 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:33,238 kicked off of Skank Wars. 45 00:01:33,369 --> 00:01:35,023 Right, but if we put it there, 46 00:01:35,153 --> 00:01:36,633 then we'd have the back of the couch facing the door, 47 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,635 and that's bad feng shui. 48 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,419 I g***t to go with Jay on this one. 49 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:42,030 You don't want to be craning your neck, 50 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,771 and that's coming from a guy who knows about neck pain. 51 00:01:43,901 --> 00:01:46,250 Agreed. James Madison's hunting print 52 00:01:46,381 --> 00:01:48,210 was hung several feet too high. 53 00:01:48,339 --> 00:01:49,777 We could barely stare at it 54 00:01:49,907 --> 00:01:51,996 for the entire burn of a tallow candle. 55 00:01:52,127 --> 00:01:53,650 Wow, you guys did not have a lot to do back then, huh? 56 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,607 Other than invent democracy? 57 00:01:55,738 --> 00:01:58,133 Amongst Europeans. 58 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:03,310 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 59 00:02:03,573 --> 00:02:05,706 How are the ghosts liking the marinara? 60 00:02:05,836 --> 00:02:08,099 Talk of food remind Thor of Flower. 61 00:02:08,230 --> 00:02:10,623 She also ate food when alive. 62 00:02:10,754 --> 00:02:12,495 Many times. 63 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:14,758 - They seem to be enjoying it. - Well, he's still struggling. 64 00:02:14,889 --> 00:02:17,152 I feel for the guy, but she's in a better place. 65 00:02:17,282 --> 00:02:19,241 Any place would be better than here. 66 00:02:19,371 --> 00:02:21,330 A prisoner in my ancestral home, 67 00:02:21,460 --> 00:02:23,680 my kitchen reeking of exotic foods. 68 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:24,812 It's spaghetti. 69 00:02:24,942 --> 00:02:26,291 So many vowels. 70 00:02:26,421 --> 00:02:28,076 I understand Thor's frustration. 71 00:02:28,206 --> 00:02:30,600 After all, Flower was his third paramour to be sucked off. 72 00:02:30,931 --> 00:02:32,733 She was? 73 00:02:32,863 --> 00:02:34,735 Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting. 74 00:02:34,865 --> 00:02:37,215 None of you were around for Luella or Flat Maria. 75 00:02:37,346 --> 00:02:38,477 Flat Maria? 76 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:40,741 Until you've seen it, 77 00:02:40,871 --> 00:02:44,440 you can't imagine what a herd of cattle can do to the human body. 78 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:45,615 Oh, Jay, this is so sad. 79 00:02:45,746 --> 00:02:48,486 Apparently, Isaac says Thor's had three girlfriends, 80 00:02:48,618 --> 00:02:50,532 and they all g***t sucked off after dating him. 81 00:02:50,533 --> 00:02:51,882 Aw, poor guy. 82 00:02:52,013 --> 00:02:53,101 Sounds like he's g***t a Good Luck Chuck 83 00:02:53,231 --> 00:02:54,493 situation going on. 84 00:02:54,623 --> 00:02:58,193 Good Luck Chuck is a movie about a guy named Chuck 85 00:02:58,323 --> 00:02:59,629 who slept with a lot of women. 86 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,892 Flawless premise. 87 00:03:02,023 --> 00:03:03,154 And every woman that he hooked up with 88 00:03:03,285 --> 00:03:05,156 would marry the next man that she met. 89 00:03:05,287 --> 00:03:08,594 So, if Jay is correct, 90 00:03:08,725 --> 00:03:12,598 and this is indeed a Good Luck Chuck situation, 91 00:03:12,729 --> 00:03:15,036 do we believe that any woman 92 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:16,733 Thor becomes romantically entangled with 93 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,082 may end up getting sucked off? 94 00:03:18,213 --> 00:03:19,214 Possibly. 95 00:03:19,344 --> 00:03:21,042 That poor Viking b***d. 96 00:03:21,171 --> 00:03:22,695 Interesting. 97 00:03:56,216 --> 00:03:58,735 Jay Arondekar at the charity stripe, 98 00:03:58,736 --> 00:04:01,354 game on the line, to win the championship 99 00:04:01,355 --> 00:04:02,613 and save the world. 100 00:04:03,144 --> 00:04:04,414 Pizza oven. 101 00:04:04,415 --> 00:04:05,634 What? Get a pizza oven. 102 00:04:05,764 --> 00:04:07,636 You want a pizza oven. 103 00:04:07,766 --> 00:04:08,941 You can't live without a pizza oven. 104 00:04:09,072 --> 00:04:11,074 Shooting two. 105 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:17,297 Yes! 106 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,822 - Whoo! - Wood-fired! 107 00:04:19,952 --> 00:04:22,564 Wood-fired! Wood-fired! 108 00:04:22,694 --> 00:04:24,479 - Wood-fired! - Huh? 109 00:04:24,609 --> 00:04:26,089 Wood-fired! 110 00:04:30,702 --> 00:04:31,877 Hey there, Thor. 111 00:04:32,008 --> 00:04:33,401 ** I interrupting anything? 112 00:04:33,531 --> 00:04:37,318 I thought maybe you could use some... cheering up. 113 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:40,016 Not interrupting. Thor just thinking about emptiness 114 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:42,975 of universe, futility of existence, 115 00:04:43,106 --> 00:04:45,108 deliciousness of cod. 116 00:04:45,239 --> 00:04:46,239 Mm. 117 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,806 Poor Thor. 118 00:04:47,937 --> 00:04:49,852 You've been through a lot. 119 00:04:49,982 --> 00:04:52,942 Maybe there's some way I can... 120 00:04:53,073 --> 00:04:55,162 help you relax. 121 00:04:55,292 --> 00:04:58,426 Oh, yes, that... very kind. 122 00:04:58,556 --> 00:05:00,732 Mm-hmm. Mm. 123 00:05:00,863 --> 00:05:04,649 I always forget how pungent that wolf urine is. 124 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:07,087 Is highest quality. 125 00:05:07,217 --> 00:05:09,393 First squeeze of dead wolf bladder. 126 00:05:09,524 --> 00:05:10,873 - Mm. - Is most coveted. 127 00:05:11,003 --> 00:05:12,048 So interesting. 128 00:05:13,615 --> 00:05:15,138 It is nice. 129 00:05:15,269 --> 00:05:17,749 Don't be afraid to really get in there. 130 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,143 I believe I'm in as... 131 00:05:20,274 --> 00:05:22,319 deep as I'm prepared to go. 132 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:25,061 Question: 133 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,715 what the H-E-double-hockey-sticks 134 00:05:26,845 --> 00:05:28,760 were you doing in Sam and Jay's bedroom last night? 135 00:05:28,891 --> 00:05:30,327 What are you talking about? 136 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:31,763 You thought I was sleeping, but I wasn't, 137 00:05:31,894 --> 00:05:33,417 'cause of my sleep apnea, 138 00:05:33,548 --> 00:05:35,071 which I assumed I'd get rid of when I died, but I didn't, 139 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,029 so I'm always a little tired. 140 00:05:37,160 -->...