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1 00:00:07,460 --> 00:00:09,800 Here's your dark ale! 2 00:00:10,540 --> 00:00:15,570 Of course! Two servings of serpent sticks for table two! 3 00:00:16,710 --> 00:00:19,640 Yet another day passes with no new review. 4 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,100 Have to admit, I'm a little disappointed. 5 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:25,190 Feels like my boys have gone and blue-balled me for real.. 6 00:00:25,190 --> 00:00:26,980 Where should we go tonight? 7 00:00:26,980 --> 00:00:31,440 Fairy Nectar and the Milk Farm are good and all, but we just went to both of them last week. 8 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:36,500 Hmm... Then how about we try that "Demon Hole"? 9 00:00:37,650 --> 00:00:41,160 Come to think of it, I haven't seen the Pervs around here for a while. 10 00:00:41,890 --> 00:00:43,140 I wonder why? 11 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:45,850 They're off working a special quest, apparently. 12 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:50,810 Oh, yeah, I forgot they were actual adventurers. 13 00:00:51,370 --> 00:00:53,520 Nice to have some peace and quiet, though! 14 00:00:53,990 --> 00:00:55,700 Okay, all together now! 15 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,550 If it's lewd, we love it! 16 00:00:57,550 --> 00:01:00,930 Let's go to heaven! Rouse your passions! 17 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:03,750 Let's go to heaven! I know you want to! 18 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:07,420 If you love all things dirty, 19 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:11,210 then whatever your species you're one of us! 20 00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:12,670 I wanna feel good! 21 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,110 Go all the way! 22 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:16,070 Grab hold of the sword 23 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,580 Go all the way! 24 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,380 That you've been polishing 25 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:20,990 Go all the way! 26 00:01:20,690 --> 00:01:23,270 The time for battle has come 27 00:01:23,010 --> 00:01:26,020 Let's go to paradise! 28 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:27,780 Go all the way! 29 00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:29,630 If you love adventure 30 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:31,170 Go all the way! 31 00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:33,100 Then make for paradise 32 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:34,570 Go all the way! 33 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:36,610 Without worrying about what people think 34 00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:38,350 Hey, hey, a cute elf girl! 35 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:40,050 Come on dude, no dice, no way! 36 00:01:40,050 --> 00:01:41,730 How about we go in there instead? 37 00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:43,810 Hot freaking d***n, you're a genius my man! 38 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:46,240 Come right in! 39 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,510 Have a good time! 40 00:01:48,510 --> 00:01:50,250 Welcome! 41 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:53,630 Let's go to heaven! Lust for glory! 42 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:56,470 Let's go to heaven! One more stop! 43 00:01:56,470 --> 00:02:00,260 If you like the same goods we do, 44 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:03,890 then whatever your species you're one of us! 45 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:07,310 Let's go to heaven! With our "lifeblood" on the line, 46 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:09,980 Let's go to heaven! One way or another! 47 00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:13,820 However many times we fall, we'll get it up again 48 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:17,480 and satisfy both body and soul! 49 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:22,780 This is our heaven! 50 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:23,490 We hope to see you again! 51 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:34,060 What up, Count Delivel? 52 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:36,060 It's been like, thirty years, huh? 53 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,780 Anywho, we g***t g***t that new casket you ordered, 54 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:42,680 plus some art we thought you'd like. 55 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,870 You come with different traveling companions every time, it seems. 56 00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:48,970 Just one of the downsides of livin' so much longer than everyone else. 57 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:52,580 Forget that, though. Ever considered building a castle a little closer to civilization? 58 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:57,220 Living far from civilization makes it easier to sleep for decades at a time. 59 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,500 Right, our job here is done. 60 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:05,310 Okay, let's head straight to a succu-girl joint 61 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,100 It took us nine whole days to get here. 62 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:12,810 My, that's a lovely nude. 63 00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:14,980 Right? She's a yuki-onna. 64 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:20,320 You couldn't pay me to tangle with one in real life, but in a painting, they're harmless. 65 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,610 Hey! C'mon, let's get outta here! 66 00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:23,720 What's the big rush? 67 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,910 Even empty-handed, it's still gonna take us two days to get home. 68 00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:29,520 That's why we want to leave as soon as possible! 69 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:33,290 ’Tis natural for a man to be so preoccupied with satisfying his sexual desires, 70 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:36,340 but members of the more short-lived races are always in such a hurry. 71 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:39,390 Meh, but that's why I work so well with 'em. 72 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:40,560 C'mon, now! 73 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:49,020 Well, I do have a succu-girl brothel that neighbors my castle, and it is indeed ready for clients. 74 00:03:50,470 --> 00:03:53,900 My lord, pray tell where you would like your statues placed. 75 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,850 My liege, may I refill your glass of wine? 76 00:03:56,850 --> 00:04:00,500 Quite the shrewd crew you have here, Zel, my boy. 77 00:04:15,850 --> 00:04:17,230 Front Desk 78 00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:20,860 Wellllhaaa... 79 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,750 Wh-what the hell is that? 80 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:25,890 The front desk. 81 00:04:26,210 --> 00:04:28,140 I only come by once every decade, 82 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:30,850 so the staff here spend most of their time brain-dead and bored. 83 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:38,480 Welcome to the undread brothel, Succuwaif, my lord. 84 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,890 That was fast! 85 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:46,430 Necrowaif 86 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:43,430 So why are they all undead? 87 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:48,100 Why, living girls wouldn't like to be left waiting for a decade or more. 88 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:54,030 And the undead, as a whole, are very unpopular with the vast majority of species, 89 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:56,890 which means we don't get very many customers. 90 00:04:56,890 --> 00:05:01,420 But our good patron Count Delivel provides us with steady income, 91 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:04,390 so we just laze around most of the time. 92 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,970 Probably a good idea to leave Crim out of reviewing undead girls, too, 93 00:05:08,970 --> 00:05:10,500 so this works out perfectly. 94 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:13,390 Wait, why? Does he not like scary stuff or something? 95 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:16,640 This is paradise! 96 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:22,120 No, just figured if he f***d an undead, he'd probably send them to Heaven for real. 97 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,270 Gives new meaning to "p***y slayer". 98 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:27,940 I don't think I can handle the smell... 99 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:29,890 You g***t any girls that don't reek? 100 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,540 That's gonna be tough... 101 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:36,580 How is it tough?! How can you not find a girl who doesn't stink?! 102 00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:38,140 This is why nobody likes the undead! 103 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:41,910 It's not that we don't have girls that don't reek. 104 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:47,220 it's just that your incredibly sensitive beastman sense of smell is tough to satisfy. 105 00:05:47,530 --> 00:05:50,260 Your choices would be Spectrissa, a ghost... 106 00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:53,720 You can't touch me, but you can touch yourself! 107 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:56,390 Or Ms. Bones, who's a skeleton. 108 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,850 You can touch me, sweetie! 109 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,390 And that's it. 110 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:01,770 She g***t a p***y to stick it in? 111 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:02,520 Nope! 112 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,020 Ah, jeez... 113 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:06,960 Right then, Sir Human, go on and choose! 114 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,780 To be honest, I'm not sure if they've g***t any girls I'd be into... 115 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:12,970 Save for one. 116 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:14,530 How about you? 117 00:06:14,530 --> 00:06:15,430 Huh? 118 00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:20,700 You're pretty d***n cute, so if you're up for grabs, that's my pick. 119 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:21,560 Whaaa? 120 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,210 Not gonna lie, she could be pretty decent. 121 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:25,770 Not like I've g***t much to lose! 122 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:30,460 Uhh, well, I ** technically "up for grabs"... 123 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,600 But I'm supposed to be the receptionist... 124 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,470 Eh, not like anyone's coming, so I suppose it's okay! 125 00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:39,350 Make that pretty d***n cute. Might've hit the jackpot. 126 00:06:39,350 --> 00:06:43,850 O-okay, how about you, Milord, Sir Elf? 127 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:45,810 I'll...