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1 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,570 All right, now, come on. 2 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,705 Let's go, baby. 3 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,440 We gonna be there soon. 4 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:00,788 All right, 15 minutes. 5 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,901 All right, people, back on the bus. 6 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:16,403 It's time to go. 7 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,741 Hey, little mama, where you going? 8 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:21,909 We finna go. 9 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,305 Welcome to Saturday night at The Pynk, 10 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:34,408 the finest shake joint in all of P***y Valley, 11 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,877 right off exit 29 in the Dirty Delta, 12 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,713 as fertile as the Nile. 13 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:45,352 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 14 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:48,422 Shake that, pop that, jiggle that fat a***s! 15 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,557 Let's go up in this bitch! 16 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:03,637 And this nigga gonna say, "Can I get some change?" 17 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:06,440 - No. - And I was like, "No, nigga, no." 18 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,376 Ain't like my G-string a motherfucking collection plate. 19 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,511 Amen. 20 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:13,080 And here I thought stripping was a recession-proof industry. 21 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:17,918 Bitch, how that pole burn, though? 22 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,319 Better put some Neosporin on that bitch. 23 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,055 Another scar on my pretty-a***s legs. 24 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:24,091 They gonna get you with them pretty-a***s legs. 25 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,529 - S***t. - F***k! 26 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:29,797 What the hell? 27 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,398 Customer put his f***g beer on the stage, 28 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,334 I do a monkey drop, he end up busting me in my f***g head. 29 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:35,903 You gonna need more than some Neosporin for that. 30 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:36,970 You gonna need some stitches. 31 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,939 Mercedes, finish dancing my turn for me? 32 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,108 My arms is tired. 33 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,810 I'm liable to fly right off the pole into the crowd. 34 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,611 Mercedes, finish that girl turn. 35 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,613 - Hell, why don't you do it? - Because I just went out. 36 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:47,915 I'll give you a blunt. 37 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:52,920 Miss Mississippi, bring your black a***s back out on this stage right now. 38 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:53,954 Right now. 39 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,960 Bitch, you gonna owe me more than a blunt. 40 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,598 Can I borrow your hairpiece? 41 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,633 Y'all, it is money out there. 42 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,139 Child, smell like somebody that died up in here. 43 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:24,151 First day back off maternity leave and I get another f***g scar. 44 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,954 Hair can cover this one. 45 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,956 Floss can't cover that one. 46 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:45,539 - That's that bud. - $20, nigga. 47 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,715 All right, it be 30, little mama. 48 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,450 But that gentleman just paid 20. 49 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:58,719 Yeah, well, that how much it cost for a pretty bitch like you. 50 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,788 That how you give compliments round these here parts? 51 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:03,157 That's just the politicking of The Pynk. 52 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,658 Uncle Clifford rules. 53 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,426 No funny money, no bullets, 54 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,028 and no motherfucking chips. 55 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,630 No chips? 56 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:16,537 Look... 57 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,041 ...take this 20 and my email. 58 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,543 Your email? 59 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,445 It's gonna be like that. 60 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,750 Take your Rihanna-looking a***s on somewhere. 61 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:32,886 Next! 62 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,126 Okay, you good. 63 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:41,595 Go on in. 64 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,066 Go ahead. 65 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:55,742 Back of the line. 66 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:11,725 Hands where I can see 'em. 67 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:19,266 Hey, what'd I say? 68 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,834 Hands where I can see 'em. 69 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,269 Sorry. Slipped. 70 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,040 Slipped again. 71 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,009 Hey, bitch! Bitch, what the hell? 72 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,878 - I g***t this. - Hey, come on, now! 73 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,913 I told you to keep your hands off our girls, now. 74 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,282 - Hey, motherfucker, what you doing? - Bring your a***s. 75 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,783 Get your hands off me, boy! 76 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,619 I done paid my d***n money! 77 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,053 Come back soon, now! 78 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,788 F***k you! 79 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:42,756 Faggot-a***s nigga! 80 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,759 Hell, The Pynk ain't hitting on s***t nowadays no way. 81 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:49,696 Jesse, you best calm down before I tell your wife where you was tonight. 82 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,098 I want my cover charge back! 83 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,966 You want your come back, too? 84 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,746 Well, now, Jesse looked a bit drunk. 85 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:09,616 No, he just g***t a bad case of blue balls. 86 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,617 That's why he wobbling. 87 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,986 Uncle Clifford, you best not be serving no liquor. 88 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:16,790 Now, you know this new mayor and his no tequila and titties ordinance. 89 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,959 Sheriff Bailey, you know me. 90 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,128 I abides by all the county rules. 91 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,863 As you know, I have mine own. 92 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,666 Good. Liquor and p***y are like a stick of dynamite. 93 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,634 Blow up in your face every time. 94 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,304 I want to know what kind of liquor and p***y you sipping on do all that. 95 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,940 Clifford, ain't nobody g***t time to be writing no summonses. 96 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,808 What, you want to come take a look for yourself? 97 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:38,712 Make sure we living right in this warehouse of sin? 98 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,749 Well... 99 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,651 it's a Saturday night. 100 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,753 Sunday morning just a minute away. 101 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:50,757 So let me break you off some of these honey golds... 102 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,326 for your trouble. 103 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,231 Better get these home before they get cold. 104 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,068 Night, Uncle Clifford. 105 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,736 Night, Sheriff Bailey. 106 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:09,009 Better off letting him see some of these bitches' p***y than some bank, man. 107 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,177 Diamond! 108 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,945 Did anybody ask your opinion? 109 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,159 All right, bitches. 110 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,663 Booty Battle rules. 111 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:32,833 DJ Neva Scared gonna give each bitch two minutes to turn up, 112 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,769 and after that, you exit stage left. 113 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,205 Winner wins 50 duckets and a hot plate. 114 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,906 Any questions? 115 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,676 All right, good. 116 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,044 Now, give bitch your name, 117 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,212 and you best not say no Alizé, 118 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,247 'cause last bitch that came in here with that name... 119 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,151 Let me think on that, then. 120 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,352 Next. 121 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,187 - Skrawberry. - Skrawberry? 122 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,691 My name Blue Cinnamon. 123 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,093 And where they do that at? 124 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,265 You ain't ready for this war. 125 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,800 Where your floss at? 126 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,271 Maite, can you get this bitch beat for tonight? 127 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,273 Don't worry. I g***t it, Uncle. 128 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,848 This one. 129 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,016 It light up in the dark. 130 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,818 - How much? - 15. 131 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,794 But for you, 10. 132 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:44,071 Hey, that Yvonne Saint Lorraine you rocking? 133 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,939 Yves Saint Laurent? 134 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,307 Yeah. 135 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,025 Bitch, what your name is? 136 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,996 I said what's your name? 137 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,332 Autumn. 138 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,001 Autumn Night. 139 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:18,338 Sounding all poetic and s***t. 140 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,184 Oh, man. 141 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,459 - What's up, Big L? - What's up, Style Jean? 142 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,366 Mercedes' Last Dance. 143 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,169 After seven years, huh? 144 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,071 Took you long enough. 145 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,240 Well, my 401(k) in need of spending. 146 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:57,777 Besides, 25 retirement age for a stripper nowadays, so... 147 00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,246 Who gonna take over your Sunday night set? 148 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,847 I don't know. 149 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:04,117 But come end of the month, no more Mercedes Sundays for me. 150...