Snakes.On.A.Train.2006.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:05,620 So terrible. 2 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:10,340 The serpents want to get out. 3 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:12,920 They're going to get out. 4 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,720 Breathe, Alma. 5 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:46,620 Breathe. 6 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,780 The snakes are coming. 7 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:04,380 Yes, Alma. 8 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,320 They are coming. 9 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:35,010 Let go of the snakes. Let go of the snakes. 10 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:36,610 Let go of the snakes. 11 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:42,530 Let go of the snakes. Let go of the snakes. 12 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:54,970 Let go of 13 00:04:54,970 --> 00:04:56,050 the snakes. 14 00:04:56,770 --> 00:04:57,770 Let go of the snakes. 15 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:34,980 Didn't I tell you Chingata jungle f***s no fire? 16 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:38,480 The f***g border patrol's g***t f***g helicopters out here everywhere. 17 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,320 Listen, I don't say things for shits and giggles. 18 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:45,580 When I tell you something, I mean it. 19 00:05:52,570 --> 00:05:53,790 Listen to me, God d***n it. 20 00:05:55,110 --> 00:05:56,110 Now listen, amigo. 21 00:05:56,630 --> 00:05:59,230 I'm out here risking the scorn of my countrymen for your sorry a***s. 22 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:01,390 You want to f***k with me? 23 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:03,590 I'll leave you both out here to die. 24 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:05,570 Los Angeles. 25 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:08,850 Para la medicina especial de mi alma. 26 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:17,750 Now you g***t one minute to pack your s***t and we're moving out. 27 00:06:18,450 --> 00:06:21,350 We're El Paso bound and then it's adios, muchachos. No. 28 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:22,850 Quiero ir a Los Angeles. 29 00:06:23,710 --> 00:06:25,650 What the f***k are you saying, boy, in English? 30 00:06:26,330 --> 00:06:27,330 Los Angeles. 31 00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:31,270 Para la medicina especial de mi alma. Los Angeles. 32 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,590 That's a 16 -hour drive, dipshit. You ain't g***t the dinero. 33 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:37,590 Give me 500 bucks and I'll get you on a train. 34 00:06:38,610 --> 00:06:40,450 No, no tengo más dinero, señor. 35 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,730 300, because she's sick. 36 00:06:45,690 --> 00:06:47,270 Don't waste my motherfucking time. 37 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,180 And pick up your goddamn garbage! 38 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,780 Something bit me, goddamn it! 39 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,400 S***t, man, what was that, a rattlesnake? 40 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,180 That didn't sound like no rattler. 41 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,720 I hate goddamn snakes. 42 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,320 What the f***k? 43 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,340 Los Angeles. 44 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:43,060 Vámonos rápido. 45 00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:44,660 No, bro. 46 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:50,440 Me voy a morir. No, no te vas a morir. 47 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:51,960 No. 48 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:54,200 Hay que ser fuerte, ¿me entiendes? 49 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:57,020 Vamos a Los Angeles a ver mi tío. 50 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:34,179 Los Angeles. 51 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,020 Los Angeles. 52 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,200 This one's taken. 53 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:06,820 Los Angeles? 54 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:07,959 Si. 55 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:08,960 Los Angeles. 56 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,980 But we paid for this, Carmen. 57 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,880 Twenty bucks a piece to the guy, luggage guy. 58 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:16,340 It's ours. 59 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:18,280 Por favor. 60 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,120 Por favor, señor. 61 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:32,280 Look, I would love to have both of you on the train, but, uh... 62 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,200 My friends. 63 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:35,660 They will be upset. 64 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,040 We must get on. 65 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,320 Please. 66 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:40,720 I'm so tired. 67 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:54,980 Come on. 68 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,200 At least we can have something. 69 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:02,240 Someone ready to look at, eh? 70 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:18,840 Pretty nice, eh? 71 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,560 First class. 72 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,820 Hey, what's up, Chico? 73 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,100 Who's he? 74 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:30,180 I thought you were the cop. 75 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:33,880 Hey, these two want to ride with us. 76 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,280 Did they pay? 77 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:38,270 No, they have to pay. 78 00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:43,370 Oh, yeah. 79 00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:48,190 Pestles. U .S. dollars only. 80 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:53,110 Pestles are only good for wiping your a***s here, chica. 81 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:55,930 I'll pay for them. 82 00:10:57,470 --> 00:10:58,470 They're my friends. 83 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:02,910 That's enough. 84 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:14,960 Keep your money for him, boy. 85 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,080 Miguel. 86 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,800 It's okay, brujo. 87 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,960 Miguel is a friend of mine from childhood. 88 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,050 Are you a locadones? 89 00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:47,350 Yes, Chiapas. 90 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:50,130 I recognize the cloth. 91 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:51,450 My grandfather's from Chiapas. 92 00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:56,590 Alma, you don't look well. 93 00:11:57,910 --> 00:11:59,570 I need to rest, Miguel. 94 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:04,950 Brujo, Alma, come with me. 95 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,340 And have you packed your own bag? Yes, I have. 96 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,360 And have your bags been with you at all times? 97 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,660 Yes, they have. 98 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,880 And how long is it to Los Angeles? 99 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:36,220 16 hours and 57 minutes. You'll be there by lunchtime tomorrow. 100 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,400 Yeah, it's quite a long ride. 101 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:08,780 Um, yeah. 102 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:09,860 Oh, over here, dude. 103 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:15,240 Dude, let's, like, put our stuff down, like, go to the food car. 104 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,399 Food car. 105 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,960 I'm down for that. 106 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:22,000 Are you guys kidding? We are surfing first thing in the morning. We are 107 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 sleeping. 108 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,660 Dude, Coop, man, why you gotta be such a vagina? 109 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,080 So where's that sleeping car of yours? 110 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,500 It's right down the hallway. 111 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,940 Yeah, I kind of wanted it, but you can have it. There's the conductor. Excuse 112 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:40,940 me, sir. 113 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:43,120 Can we go to the snack bar? 114 00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:44,820 It's too late for a snack, sweetie. 115 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,080 Tickets? 116 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,800 Did you pack your own bag? Yes. 117 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,920 We're just looking for the sleeper car. 118 00:13:57,660 --> 00:14:01,300 Down this aisle, straight back, just a couple of cars. Oh, thanks. I have to go 119 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,300 to the bathroom. 120 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,480 No, no, don't, don't. 121 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:06,389 It's on your way. 122 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:10,630 Excuse me, dude. 123 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,120 Good evening, Mr. Double. 124 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,480 Good evening, Frank. 125 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,320 Another convention? 126 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:57,680 Oh, you know us electrical engineers. 127 00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,100 Never a dull moment. 128 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,800 Sounds like fun. Oh, should be the time of my life. 129 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,320 Bag's been with you at all times? 130 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,080 Enjoy your trip, Mr. Double. 131 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,860 Thanks, Frank. If we really want to be in Hollywood, we could get a great place 132 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:14,060 in Laurel Canyon if you're willing to share with a few other people. 133 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,800 I don't think we'll have to share. 134 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,120 Okay, yeah, did you win the lottery, Crystal? 135 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,840 Maybe I go to a big TV show already. 136 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,220 Yeah, that must be it. 137 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,340 Tickets, please. 138 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,040 Have your bags been with you at all times? 139 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,320 Yes, sir. 140 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,180 These? Yeah, sure. 141 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,960 Thank you. 142 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:49,750 What, him? 143 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:51,550 That's his job, Crystal. 144 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:53,810 He asks the people for their tickets. 145 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:55,510 All the people. 146 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:57,690 You don't have to say it like that. 147 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,450 What's wrong? 148 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,970 That guy over there has been staring at us since we g***t on. 149 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,150 What guy? 150 00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:11,030 The Middle Eastern guy. Don't look. 151 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,550 He's freaking me out. 152 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:15,890 Well? 153 00:16:16,089 --> 00:16:20,630 Let's just go to the dining cart and we can look for more apartments here. 154 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,430 Okay, Bill, we're all set. 155 00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:32,930 Let's go. 156 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,770 Ladies, we're about to depart. 157 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,870 Hold the train! 158 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,750 Two seconds later and you would have missed us. 159...