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1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,574 Last week on P-Valley, y'all... 2 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:10,111 Mercedes' last dance. Took you long enough. 3 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:13,214 Well, 25 retirement age for a stripper nowadays. 4 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,615 Who gonna take over your Sunday night set? 5 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:17,017 You in a hole that deep for a refinancing loan? 6 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,753 I thought you liked a little easy money. 7 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:21,689 I do. I'm just wonderin' why all these Mexican niggas here. 8 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:24,625 - What's a girl have to do to work here? - You can start tomorrow if you want. 9 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,527 Is this one empt... 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,163 Slow your roll, high yellow. I ain't gone yet. 11 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,399 Can't believe I even let you hide your booty money 12 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,800 in the church building fund. 13 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,201 You sure weren't complainin' 14 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,636 when I put that booty money in y'all account 15 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,238 so y'all could apply for that loan. 16 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,239 It's Hailey. 17 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,740 That's my name. 18 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,644 Well, I lays motherfuckers out. 19 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,613 That's why they call me Little Murder. 20 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,282 I g***t somethin' that'll murder you. 21 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:24,685 Mistress told me master's been a very, very bad boy. 22 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,492 She caught me. 23 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:34,128 She caught me with my hand in the cookie jar. 24 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:37,398 How that cookie taste? 25 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,368 So good, my hand g***t lost all up in it. 26 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,304 So you gonna lose a hand or a foot tonight. 27 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:45,873 Oh, please. 28 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:49,710 Master Cedes, I need my hands. 29 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,679 Master Cedes knows no mercy. 30 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,447 I said a hand or a foot. 31 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:54,748 You don't want me to pick. 32 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,417 Shall I pick? 33 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,222 I finna pick. 34 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,890 Put it where they won't see. 35 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:11,732 Yeah. 36 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,268 D***n, girl! 37 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,284 Let me give you a better view. 38 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,152 Yeah, yeah. 39 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,420 Come on, girl. 40 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:44,598 I'ma need you to focus. 41 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,433 Yeah, focus. 42 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,651 Welcome to Fantasy Fridays. 43 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,353 I see bitches dressed as pimps 44 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:13,854 and these niggas dressed as hos, 45 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,322 but it don't matter 46 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:19,026 as long as you throw that green on the floor! 47 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,039 Y'all keep throwin' cash, 48 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:36,710 they keep throwin' a***s! 49 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,742 Uncle Clifford! 50 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:12,746 Fantasy Friday's lit, as usual. 51 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,849 Well, you know how we do it down here in P***y Valley. 52 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,586 We ain't repressed like them heifers on the hill. 53 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,558 Always a pleasure, Uncle Clifford. 54 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,860 The pleasure's all mine, Corbin. 55 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,064 Come here. 56 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:31,832 Bye, Corbin. 57 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,038 He bring the whip? 58 00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:39,773 You know he did. 59 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,976 Mo' money, mo' problems. 60 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:46,780 Yeah, I'd have problems, too, if I was that light and still couldn't pass. 61 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,784 All that yellow wasted. 62 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:54,555 Girl, if you don't take your colored struck a***s on somewhere... 63 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,360 Hey, baller... 64 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,034 Now, look, I done already let you work a week 65 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,569 without gettin' paperwork started, 66 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,871 but I'ma need to see ID now. 67 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,941 I prefer to be paid under the table like Maite. 68 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,376 Bitch, do I look like Wesley Snipes to you? 69 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:20,114 I don't know how she did that s***t, but Maite g***t them papers straight, okay? 70 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:23,917 Rule number 54, we don't do tax evasion. 71 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,586 Everybody work up in here independent contract, 72 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,621 even them ones with felonies. 73 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:29,890 Since when does a brothel need paperwork on its whores? 74 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,825 No, no, no, no. 75 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:34,962 Rule number 67, contrary to Chucalissa belief, 76 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,997 ain't no hos in this house. 77 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:40,501 So Mercedes and Keyshawn just twerk up in the Paradise Room, then, huh? 78 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,808 Only girls been here a Mississippi minute 79 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,144 know what really go on up in that room right there. 80 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,614 And with no ID, 81 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:57,084 your a***s ain't gon' last here another second. 82 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,088 - Uncle Clifford, please... - Do what you gotta do, boo. 83 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,990 But if you wanna twerk it up in here tomorrow, 84 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,892 I'ma need to see some ID. 85 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,693 Okay, Summer's Eve? 86 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:22,109 God d***n. 87 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:25,712 Toy, you need to lay off them suicide wings. 88 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,551 No, Maite, 89 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,686 you need to get some Money House Blessing air fresheners, 90 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:35,923 'cause that's the only thing that can deal with Toy's stank. 91 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,958 - Bitch, whatever. - F***k you. 92 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,927 Bitch, hold this s***t. 93 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,130 One week later, and this bitch still changing in the stalls? 94 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,531 Like, what she g***t to be ashamed about? 95 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,201 Well, I ain't gon' have to worry with it after a while, 96 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,570 'cause come few more weeks, 97 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,872 and I's gone, bitches! 98 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,920 Let's go make this money! 99 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,949 Hey. Hey! Settle down now. 100 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:38,118 I'm gonna send y'all asses back to chewing them checks. 101 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,754 See how your money like that. 102 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:45,025 Bank these Mexican niggas bringing in ain't gon' be enough, man. 103 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,827 Big L, just calm. 104 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,869 When your boy Duffy stopping by to pick up his Oxy? 105 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,304 Next few days, he said. 106 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,040 Interstate from Houston still flooded, so he gotta take the back way. 107 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,110 Well, you a good one for helping him out. 108 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,013 Maybe you throw a extra stack on it. 109 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,982 Half pay for this here. 110 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,655 What'd I tell you about opening my motherfucking mail, Big L? 111 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,556 Hell, somebody need to. 112 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:20,294 It say if we don't pay up in 30 days, they gonna have our asses kissing asphalt. 113 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:23,330 No, hey, Big L, don't you worry about all that. 114 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,632 S***t gonna be handled before they try to kick us out of here. 115 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,936 'Sides, look, we g***t some extra skrilla rollin' in here tomorrow. 116 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,837 The Pynk Annual Soap Down 117 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,907 about to make it rain and sleet up in this bitch. 118 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,677 Ain't enough cars to wash in all of Chucalissa 119 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,045 can help us stack all that paper. 120 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,280 All money add up, Big L. 121 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:42,582 Hell, we done been through worse. 122 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:43,984 Notice of default now. 123 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,218 Foreclosure next. 124 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,087 This the worstest it done been, Clifford. 125 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,689 Nigga, just count. 126 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:55,996 I just know a nigga with two charges ain't g***t nowhere else to go, so... 127 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,764 please handle that. 128 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,868 For all of us. 129 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,158 Think you- pretty slick. 130 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,293 Jesus. God d***n it. 131 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:03,397 Ain't nobody about to pop no slugs up in you, man. 132 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:09,302 Lil nigga? How the f***k you get in my car? 133 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,937 Don't worry about all that. 134 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,410 Look, you lookin' for some stacks, I ain't g***t nothing on me. 135 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,016 Nigga, if this the end, let it be that, then. 136 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:26,420 I slid you beaucoup bank 'cause you said you would play my s***t. 137 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:31,691 Don't try to split my wig 'cause Cedes ain't wanna bop to that slaw. 138 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,061 You gotta make something these bitches wanna twerk to. 139 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,196 I thought you had control over your stable. 140 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,765 On top of...