Crocodile.2000.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:18,225 --> 00:00:20,951 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,856 ♪ I'M SICK OF WASTING ALL MY TIME ♪ 3 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:31,479 ♪ AND TRYIN' TO GET IT RIGHT ♪ 4 00:00:31,514 --> 00:00:34,206 ♪ AND FALLIN' TO THE GROUND ♪ 5 00:00:36,657 --> 00:00:38,003 I'M TELLING YOU, MAN--PIZZA. 6 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,592 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO, HANDS DOWN. 7 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:41,696 IT'S LIKE S***X. 8 00:00:41,731 --> 00:00:42,525 [COUGHS] 9 00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:43,319 IT'S THAT SIMPLE. 10 00:00:43,353 --> 00:00:45,597 OH, EXPLAIN, PLEASE. ENLIGHTEN ME. 11 00:00:45,631 --> 00:00:49,083 ALL RIGHT. WELL, WHEN IT'S GOOD, IT'S GREAT, RIGHT? 12 00:00:49,118 --> 00:00:49,842 YEAH. 13 00:00:49,877 --> 00:00:51,154 AND WHEN IT'S BAD... 14 00:00:51,189 --> 00:00:51,844 MMM. 15 00:00:51,879 --> 00:00:53,363 IT'S STILL PRETTY D***N GOOD. 16 00:00:53,398 --> 00:00:55,572 YOU'RE A MORON, YOU KNOW THAT? 17 00:00:55,607 --> 00:00:56,746 COME ON, DUDE, HOW HARD COULD IT BE? 18 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:59,887 YOU'VE G***T ONE FOOD TO EAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, 19 00:00:59,921 --> 00:01:01,682 AND IT IS... 20 00:01:01,716 --> 00:01:02,683 YAMS. 21 00:01:02,717 --> 00:01:03,615 YAMS? 22 00:01:03,649 --> 00:01:05,789 THERE'S A TRIBE-- I THINK IT'S IN AFRICA-- 23 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:07,101 THAT SUBSISTS SOLELY ON THE YAM. 24 00:01:07,136 --> 00:01:08,309 WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS S***T? 25 00:01:08,344 --> 00:01:09,862 HEY, I'M JUST BEING PRACTICAL. 26 00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:10,794 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 27 00:01:10,829 --> 00:01:14,074 WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA! 28 00:01:17,353 --> 00:01:18,975 COME ON, BITCH. 29 00:01:19,009 --> 00:01:20,701 AAH! 30 00:01:21,598 --> 00:01:22,289 HEY, BRADY. 31 00:01:22,323 --> 00:01:24,739 [YOUTHS SHOUTING AND LAUGHING] 32 00:01:29,468 --> 00:01:30,504 YOU LITTLE S***T! 33 00:01:30,538 --> 00:01:31,677 OH, THEY'RE GOING TO GET IT. 34 00:01:31,712 --> 00:01:34,473 I SWEAR TO GOD, THEY'RE GOING TO GET IT. 35 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:36,820 I... 36 00:01:36,855 --> 00:01:38,236 I, UH--UH... 37 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:39,375 WHAT? WHAT WAS-- 38 00:01:39,409 --> 00:01:42,930 WHAT? HER BEST FRIEND WENT TO CABO WITHOUT HER, MAN. 39 00:01:42,964 --> 00:01:43,793 WHAT COULD I DO? 40 00:01:43,827 --> 00:01:45,933 YOU INVITED HER?YOU WORRY TOO MUCH. 41 00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:48,246 CLAIREDOESN'T IS GOING TO--KNOW. 42 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,628 AND SHE WON'T FIND OUT, SO CHILL OUT. 43 00:01:52,181 --> 00:01:53,527 HEY, BOYS! 44 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:56,185 [YOUTHS SHOUTING AND LAUGHING] 45 00:02:02,984 --> 00:02:05,228 BESIDES, DUDE, YOU SAID YOURSELF IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE. 46 00:02:05,263 --> 00:02:10,095 OUR FRESHMEN WEEK WAS A LONG TIME AGO FOR HER, TOO, PAL. 47 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,303 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, D. 48 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:13,547 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, MAN. 49 00:02:14,962 --> 00:02:16,136 I ** SO DEAD. 50 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:21,451 A RECKLESS LIFE IS THE ONLY LIFE WORTH LIVING, MY FRIEND. 51 00:02:54,553 --> 00:02:58,385 ♪ THIS AIN'T NO CAMELOT 52 00:02:58,419 --> 00:03:02,630 ♪ THINKIN' THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE YOUR OYSTER ♪ 53 00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:03,390 SWEETIE PIE. 54 00:03:03,424 --> 00:03:05,806 HEY, WHERE'S MY ANNABELLE? HEY. 55 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,566 PERFECT. 56 00:03:07,601 --> 00:03:08,671 5 DAYS ON THE LAKE, 57 00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:10,880 AND THE WILD WOMAN'S GOING TO START COMING THROUGH. 58 00:03:10,914 --> 00:03:14,263 5 DAYS ON THIS LAKE, THEN WE GO SHOPPING BIG TIME. 59 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:16,748 THAT'S THE DEAL, SWEETIE. 60 00:03:16,782 --> 00:03:17,783 FRESH AIR, 61 00:03:17,818 --> 00:03:19,060 ALL OF THIS WATER-- 62 00:03:19,095 --> 00:03:21,442 IT'S GOING TO DO SOME CRAZY THINGS TO YOU. 63 00:03:21,477 --> 00:03:22,547 HMM. 64 00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:24,445 I'M GOING TO MAKE AN OUTDOORS GIRL OUT OF YOU YET. 65 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,723 I DON'T THINK SO. 66 00:03:28,829 --> 00:03:30,486 [BARKS] 67 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,005 GO BACK TO KANSAS, TOTO. GET OUT OF HERE. 68 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,075 [BARKS] 69 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:34,731 GET OUT OF HERE. 70 00:03:34,766 --> 00:03:36,008 ♪ THERE'S NO PROMISES 71 00:03:36,043 --> 00:03:38,735 ♪ OF LOVE OR MONEY 72 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:40,220 ♪ NO 73 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,393 BRADY. 74 00:03:41,428 --> 00:03:42,532 HI. 75 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:43,637 HI. 76 00:03:43,671 --> 00:03:45,535 OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 77 00:03:45,570 --> 00:03:46,364 YEAH. 78 00:03:46,398 --> 00:03:47,399 THIS TRIP'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN. 79 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:49,090 I KNOW. IT'S GOING TO BE A BLAST. I CAN'T WAIT. 80 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:52,128 WELCOME TO LAKE SOBEK. I ** YOUR HOST. 81 00:03:52,162 --> 00:03:54,095 SPIKE, HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? 82 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:56,270 HER NAME IS PRINCESS, 83 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:59,135 AND CAREFUL WITH THAT BOW. 84 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:05,348 ♪ BABY 85 00:04:05,383 --> 00:04:06,729 EXCUSE ME. 86 00:04:06,763 --> 00:04:08,765 CLAIRE! 87 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,905 BRADY. 88 00:04:11,181 --> 00:04:13,114 ♪ BABY 89 00:04:13,149 --> 00:04:16,739 I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WANTED TO BE WITH ME. 90 00:04:16,773 --> 00:04:18,637 CHILL OUT, SUNSHINE. 91 00:04:18,672 --> 00:04:20,846 YOU ALWAYS G***T ME. 92 00:04:21,468 --> 00:04:22,192 ICK. 93 00:04:22,227 --> 00:04:25,610 I'D RATHER S***K ON A TROUT. 94 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:28,268 YOU MISS ME? 95 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,476 YOU KNOW IT. MMM. 96 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:31,547 ♪ YOUR LUCKY DAY 97 00:04:31,581 --> 00:04:32,410 ♪ UH-HUH 98 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:35,447 ♪ YOUR LUCKY DAY 99 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:36,897 AHEM. 100 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:38,726 DUNCAN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO-- 101 00:04:38,761 --> 00:04:40,935 GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO, CLAIRE. 102 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:42,005 HEY, EVERYBODY, THIS IS CLAIRE. 103 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,732 SHE AND I AND DUNCAN WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER. 104 00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:46,734 BRADY'S TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU GUYS. 105 00:04:46,769 --> 00:04:47,839 EVEN THE JUICY STUFF? 106 00:04:47,873 --> 00:04:48,874 THERE'S NO JUICY STUFF. 107 00:04:48,909 --> 00:04:51,256 HA HA HA! BUT WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED, RIGHT? 108 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,844 OH, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 109 00:04:52,878 --> 00:04:55,225 NOBODY'S STARTING ANY D***N THING AROUND HERE 110 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:57,193 UNTIL WE COME TO A DECISION. 111 00:04:57,227 --> 00:04:58,505 WHAT? 112 00:04:58,539 --> 00:05:00,369 NOW, WHO EXACTLY... 113 00:05:00,403 --> 00:05:02,163 IS BUYING THE BEER? 114 00:05:02,198 --> 00:05:03,061 WHOO! 115 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,200 All: BEER! BEER! BEER! 116 00:05:04,234 --> 00:05:07,997 BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! 117 00:05:08,031 --> 00:05:10,137 BEER! BEER! BEER! 118 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:16,661 SO, YOU'RE FROM AROUND HERE? 119 00:05:16,695 --> 00:05:17,765 YEAH. MY WHOLE FAMILY. 120 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,354 YEP. G***T KINFOLK FROM ALL AROUND THESE HERE PARTS. 121 00:05:20,389 --> 00:05:22,149 YEAH, WELL, I'D SHUT UP IF I WERE YOU, MAN. 122 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:24,427 MY KIN GAVE US A BIG BREAK ON THE BOAT RENTAL, 123 00:05:24,462 --> 00:05:26,533 SO KEEP IT UP, BOY. 124 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:30,537 UHH! 125 00:05:30,916 --> 00:05:32,677 KIT, HELP ME, PLEASE. 126 00:05:32,711 --> 00:05:34,092 [PRINCESS BARKS] 127 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,024 Kit: COMING TO THE RESCUE, SWEETIE. 128 00:05:35,058 --> 00:05:37,889 GUYS, WE COULD USE SOME HELP OVER HERE. 129 00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:39,339 HEY. 130 00:05:39,787 --> 00:05:43,653 YOU ALL COULD HELP ME BY SHOWING ME A LITTLE I.D. 131 00:05:49,487 --> 00:05:51,109 THERE YOU GO. 132 00:05:55,251 --> 00:05:56,079 NOW, LOOK, KIDS, 133 00:05:56,114 --> 00:05:59,600 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. 134 00:06:00,187 --> 00:06:01,291 PARTY TIME. 135 00:06:01,326 --> 00:06:02,189 HA HA HA. 136 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:03,811 HECK, I USED TO DO THAT MYSELF. 137 00:06:03,846 --> 00:06:04,881 AMAZING YOU FOUND THE TIME, 138 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:06,435 WHAT WITH ALL THE PIG SHOWS 139 00:06:06,469 --> 00:06:08,437 AND TRACTOR PULLS AND SUCH. 140 00:06:08,471 --> 00:06:10,404 [BOY CHUCKLES] 141 00:06:10,439 --> 00:06:12,302 Boy: AHEM. 142 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:13,096 SON... 143 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:14,201 DO YOU WANT TO SPEND YOUR VACATION 144 00:06:14,235 --> 00:06:17,411 LOOKING AT THE LAKE THROUGH A SET OF BARS? 145 00:06:17,446 --> 00:06:18,895 NO, SIR. 146 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:21,277 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 147 00:06:21,311 --> 00:06:23,969 NOW, YOU ALL MAKE SURE THAT WHOEVER'S DRIVING YOUR RIG 148 00:06:24,004 --> 00:06:27,076 IS SOBER, YOU G***T ME? 149 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:29,319 LAST YEAR, SOME BOZO CAME THROUGH HERE, 150 00:06:29,354 --> 00:06:32,426 WENT JET-SKIING AFTER A KEGGER-- 151 00:06:32,461 --> 00:06:33,945 RAN RIGHT INTO A BOAT. 152 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:36,050 THERE WASN'T MUCH LEFT OF HIM, 153 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:39,053 BUT MY MEN WERE ABLE TO SCRAPE ENOUGH OF HIM 154 00:06:39,088 --> 00:06:40,641 OFF THE PROPELLER TO KNOW 155 00:06:40,676 --> 00:06:43,782 THAT HE HAD A B.A.C. OF 0.25. 156 00:06:43,817 --> 00:06:45,784 WE'LL BE CAREFUL, SIR. 157 00:06:45,819 --> 00:06:46,751 GOOD. 158 00:06:46,785 --> 00:06:50,064 NOW, SPRING BREAK IS VACATION FOR YOU KIDS. 159 00:06:50,099 --> 00:06:50,927 FOR ME? 160 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:52,860 THAT'S MY BUSY SEASON, 161 00:06:52,895 --> 00:06:55,000 SO YOU TRY TO KEEP THAT IN MIND. 162 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:56,346 YES, SIR. 163 00:06:56,381 --> 00:06:57,520 YOU G***T IT. 164 00:06:57,555 --> 00:06:59,108 WELL, THEN... 165 00:06:59,142 --> 00:07:00,972 [LAUGHS] 166 00:07:01,006 --> 00:07:02,560 [BARKS] 167 00:07:02,594 --> 00:07:04,078 PRINCESS, 168...