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1 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,408 This time next week, y'all gonna be practicing 2 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,110 inside this new building right here. 3 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,778 Previously in P-Valley... 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,513 You made the withdrawal from the church account yet? 5 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:15,416 What you need it for? What's your little a***s gonna do with it? 6 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:16,617 My gym. 7 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,186 This retirement plan of yours, it's real, huh? 8 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:22,523 Mercedes' last dance... it took you long enough. 9 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,626 Well, 25 retirement age for a stripper nowadays? 10 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,595 Hey, yo, Cliff. Come listen to this. 11 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,363 Nigga, is you stalking me? 12 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:30,664 Yeah, shorty. Listen to this here. 13 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,333 New song, huh? 14 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,734 Who this Andre Watkins? 15 00:00:33,768 --> 00:00:35,302 I was just showing him a good time. 16 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,271 By trying to bribe him with the stacks? 17 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,440 His casino want to buy our land. 18 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,142 I'm gonna need you to use them lips. 19 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,611 And I'll leave it up to you to decide which set you gonna use. 20 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:47,248 - Condom? - Be right back. 21 00:00:50,785 --> 00:00:52,787 Luckily, there's a Walgreens on the co... 22 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,323 F***k. 23 00:00:56,357 --> 00:01:00,761 I think I might just have to try you out on that pulpit one Sunday service. 24 00:01:00,795 --> 00:01:04,064 That would be nice. 25 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:14,642 I just don't see why I should pay you to take your clothes off for money. 26 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,646 It's like giving a homeless man a million dollars. 27 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,682 You already know that ain't gonna turn out right. 28 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,718 - What's popping, Freckles? - That ain't my name. 29 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,454 But that's what make you distinct. 30 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,788 Another thing make you distinct 31 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:30,324 is that you the only nigga up in here not throwing it up. 32 00:01:30,825 --> 00:01:33,227 I g***t money. Money ain't a thing. 33 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,229 It makes my skin crawl to see all these women here 34 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,263 degrading themselves like that. 35 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,865 Get your a***s here on a weeknight 36 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,767 'cause you ain't g***t no p***y to park up in. 37 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,335 I don't like the way you talking to me. 38 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:43,437 And I don't like your freckles, so that make us even. 39 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:44,672 You probably ain't even g***t no money. 40 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,140 I g***t some money. That ain't... 41 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:49,143 Well, give it to her, then. Imagine she homeless, and you Jesus. 42 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,315 Pick that s***t up. 43 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,750 It's okay. We'll get Toy to pick it up. 44 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,223 - Hand it to the lady. - A lady? 45 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,791 Man, y'all g***t jokes. 46 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,494 I only repeat myself once. 47 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,529 Hand the lady the money. 48 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:09,864 Jump if you gonna jump, nigga. 49 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:16,504 You gonna be disrespectful, huh? 50 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:19,807 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 51 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,476 Okay, okay, okay. 52 00:02:40,895 --> 00:02:42,830 F***k that nigga. 53 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:45,699 He gonna be the first one busting a nut to some p***n tonight. 54 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,668 At least we ain't doing that. 55 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:48,869 What if he right? 56 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:51,572 Look, Keyshawn... 57 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:55,376 ...if you don't learn nothing from me, learn this. 58 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,945 Don't let not one nigga put his weight up on you. 59 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,680 If he feels some type of way about this s***t, 60 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,482 then he don't need to be up in here, then. 61 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,751 Maybe I feel some type of way about it, too. 62 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:12,346 Sorry. 63 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:14,882 A customer spilled beer on my money. 64 00:05:17,051 --> 00:05:19,486 Must be going good down at the Pynk. 65 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,855 You know how fellas go crazy for the new girl. 66 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:24,892 Don't me and my husband know it. 67 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,535 This gonna be the spot for all my trophies. 68 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:13,006 Girl, you must make a mean rack of ribs if they all award-winning. 69 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,109 I'm not doing a restaurant. 70 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,411 I'm doing myself a gym. 71 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:18,912 A gym? 72 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:21,482 These fat folk in Chucalissa sure need one, 73 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,584 not that we gonna use it, though. 74 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:24,918 Not that kind of gym. 75 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,453 It's a gym for majorettes. 76 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,922 We need somewhere to practice our dance-dance. 77 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,759 And what kind of money you make doing that? 78 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,127 I'ma charge tuition, so... 79 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,728 I already g***t about 20 girls. 80 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,897 I get a gym, I'm sure I'll bring in more. 81 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,766 And folks spend money on that? 82 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:39,900 What you mean? 83 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,102 I mean, it ain't like nothing you can buy. 84 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:45,639 You ain't selling a product. You just selling an experience. 85 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,143 Believe me, if it's one thing I know how to sell, 86 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,011 it's a experience. 87 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,713 It's a subscription model I'm going for. 88 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,815 Subscription model? Okay. 89 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,117 You pay a monthly fee 90 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:59,787 and get access to a bunch of different classes. 91 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,189 You see, I want my girls to build up they skill set. 92 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,691 Folks that's good enough can become a Chucalissa Challenger. 93 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,795 20 girls at $200 more than pays for the mortgage. 94 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,696 It sure sound risky. 95 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,599 Listen, maybe I should show you some of my rental properties. 96 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,768 A lease will give you some time to see how it all shake out. 97 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:18,639 No, I'm committed to this. I'm committed to these girls. 98 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,107 I'ma build something that lasts. 99 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,913 Okay, you get me the down payment by tomorrow? 100 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:26,980 Tomorrow? 101 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:30,484 These folks been buying up these properties left and right around town. 102 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,020 You better put your money down quick before somebody else do. 103 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:34,721 Okay, I will. 104 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,825 Just a little piece of business advice. 105 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:40,661 I'd up that subscription fee to $250. 106 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,095 Dreams are expensive. 107 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,097 Make them pay for what it's worth. 108 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,080 What the hell? 109 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,615 Ooh-whee, girl. 110 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,917 I don't need no crack with a voice like that. 111 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,786 You don't have to give me your money. 112 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,087 Where you going to church, huh? 113 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,889 I'ma come and hear you every Sunday. 114 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:23,036 Ms. Woodbine, are you sure you want to close this account? 115 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,205 I'm just following God's orders. 116 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:26,740 Had to ask. 117 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,653 Could you hurry the hell up! 118 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,922 You have a blessed f***g day, too! 119 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:43,757 Bitch. 120 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:53,967 - I can't. - Hell, you better. 121 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,670 You d***n near split your wig the other night. 122 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,006 Uncle Clifford said your a***s is gonna get up on the Pony, 123 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,607 you g***t to learn how to ride. 124 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:02,943 Now, one more again. 125 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,624 I just don't have the upper-body strength to do this s***t. 126 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,159 It ain't about strength. 127 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,761 It's about physics. 128 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,995 You g***t to think of it like this. 129 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,698 The Pony is the center of the universe. 130 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:28,969 In order to go around, you g***t to throw your weight. 131 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,753 Flying ain't about strength. It's about trust. 132 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,355 Y'all up in here? 133 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,223 Who hooptie parked in the parking lot? 134 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,758 - Mine. - What? 135 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,160 You ain't driving no Lexus? 136 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,795 That's all I could afford. 137 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,064 Gidget, you ready to go on down to the Dollar Tree? 138 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,599 I g***t coupons for the sparklers. 139 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:00,934 Hey! 140 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,837...