The.Theatre.Bizarre.2011.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY Movie Subtitles

1 00:03:09,469 --> 00:03:11,790 Welcome 2 00:04:21,549 --> 00:04:25,793 THE MOTHER OF ALL TOADS 3 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:46,081 Here we were in mer par France with all kinds of mounted gargoyles on the wall. 4 00:04:46,116 --> 00:04:48,038 - Honey, can we go? - That's so impressive. 5 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:52,195 That's the "Green Man" a classic pagan fertility symbol. 6 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:56,594 You've g***t to come see these They're so cool. 7 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,395 - Be careful. - What? 8 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:00,512 If you touched then you have to buy it. 9 00:05:00,547 --> 00:05:04,993 you are more than welcome to to try them on. 10 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:07,195 Thank you. 11 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:10,519 - thank you. -you are American? 12 00:05:10,670 --> 00:05:11,512 Yes. 13 00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:13,718 you make a lovely couple 14 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:16,232 - Thank you. Honey there gorgeous 15 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:18,040 - Let me have a look. - I want them. 16 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:22,917 you like em. This is the "alter sign'. 17 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:25,079 What're you talking about? 18 00:05:24,944 --> 00:05:28,234 The "�lter sign' from H.P. Lovecraft. 19 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:32,231 - The Necronomicon and all that. - Yes, you're right. 20 00:05:32,990 --> 00:05:35,391 - Was'nt that a hoax or something? - Of course not. 21 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:38,600 it comes from a very old source, 22 00:05:38,950 --> 00:05:43,638 which has been part of my family for generations 23 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:45,952 I'm reserching paralal traditions ar'nt i 24 00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:48,032 He calls anthropology. 25 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:53,640 If you are interested, you must come this afternoon. 26 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:56,437 Oh 'Honey, we can't this Afternoon. We have plans remember. 27 00:05:56,670 --> 00:05:59,833 This is just down the road. I think we can make it.. 28 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:02,716 Well , we'll discuss it in the car then. 29 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:08,275 Is that enough? It is only slightly wrinkled. 30 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:45,358 It's all in French. I do not understand what they are saying. 31 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:48,073 Yes, we're in France sweety. it's going to be in french 32 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,669 Alright , there's things your going to adapt too 33 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:53,833 Otherwise, we should have stayed back in the States. 34 00:06:57,630 --> 00:07:00,520 Alright , look sweety 35 00:07:00,870 --> 00:07:02,955 Why do not you go to the spa? go to the spa for a bit 36 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:06,517 and pick me up from the old ladys house latter on ,its just down the road 37 00:07:07,350 --> 00:07:10,513 You dont understand she says , g***t a copy of the Necronomicon . 38 00:07:10,548 --> 00:07:13,755 I've g***t to check it out, thats what I'm here for. 39 00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:17,835 She has a copy that ran into her at a market in Mirepoix. 40 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:20,032 g***t to go. there. It might just another fake. 41 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:24,054 i g***t to check it out , so go do your thing. go get your nails done, 42 00:07:24,089 --> 00:07:27,599 go to the hammam. That's okay. But Now let's enjoy the ride. 43 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:54,878 We should have taken that left turn at Benet like i told you before 44 00:07:54,913 --> 00:07:57,761 i did , it was the left after Benet outside the little brook 45 00:07:57,991 --> 00:08:03,157 No. left turnt at Benet your not paying attention to me 46 00:08:03,431 --> 00:08:05,877 - Baby ... - Just keep going. 47 00:08:07,911 --> 00:08:10,391 - What the hell is that? - What? 48 00:08:34,591 --> 00:08:39,040 Wow.would you Look at this look at the face there 49 00:08:39,711 --> 00:08:42,760 - Yes, it's a cross Martin. -no babe it's not just a cross. 50 00:08:42,991 --> 00:08:44,993 this right here is not a division of the crossroads 51 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:48,554 Right over here was a spiritual gathering place back in the time of the Gauls. 52 00:08:48,791 --> 00:08:52,079 Well, honey if would have payed more attention to our vacation... 53 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,274 We wouldnt have gotten lost - lost? 54 00:08:54,631 --> 00:08:58,272 Yeh! Where are we? What is this place i dont get it.? 55 00:08:58,511 --> 00:09:00,513 hey were not lost see whats happening here 56 00:09:00,548 --> 00:09:02,240 Look at the signs, the market. 57 00:09:02,471 --> 00:09:05,634 The lady has a Necronomicon and alter sign Earrings for you , now this..!! 58 00:09:06,711 --> 00:09:09,362 This is the infinity sign. 59 00:09:09,631 --> 00:09:14,717 you realise, its the joining of two worlds, heaven and earth. 60 00:09:16,631 --> 00:09:19,680 yeah it's a f***g eight martin What are you talking about? . 61 00:09:19,911 --> 00:09:22,596 I'm leaving , I'm going to Spa. 62 00:09:23,191 --> 00:09:26,513 - You can do what ever you want. - This is not a f***g eight man ... 63 00:10:12,231 --> 00:10:15,474 I see you have come alone. 64 00:10:16,511 --> 00:10:19,321 Karina she had a previous ingagement. 65 00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:22,481 She does'nt share your interests then? 66 00:10:23,351 --> 00:10:26,434 She just finds them a little esoteric 67 00:10:31,911 --> 00:10:33,879 Sit down. 68 00:10:40,232 --> 00:10:42,121 A Pastis from the area. 69 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,879 it is the custom in the region. 70 00:10:57,712 --> 00:11:01,478 The book is very old. 71 00:11:09,032 --> 00:11:12,798 I can not believe this..!!, this looks real. 72 00:11:16,032 --> 00:11:20,720 All the women in my family have used it. 73 00:11:20,755 --> 00:11:24,797 In one way or the other way. 74 00:11:29,352 --> 00:11:30,877 Oh God ... 75 00:11:31,352 --> 00:11:33,320 it's horiffic 76 00:11:34,912 --> 00:11:37,199 Fantastic. what is it? 77 00:11:44,152 --> 00:11:47,679 The mothers of toads. 78 00:12:56,552 --> 00:13:00,193 Must you leave so soon my little one 79 00:13:00,432 --> 00:13:05,313 - Yes, actually its getting quite late. one for the road then. 80 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:10,592 the mild wine will warm you up on your journey back 81 00:13:11,232 --> 00:13:12,996 Alright one for the road... 82 00:13:17,312 --> 00:13:23,797 it will warm your stomach and other parts 83 00:13:24,032 --> 00:13:26,512 I really should be going now. 84 00:13:38,913 --> 00:13:44,443 Do you like me now, my pritty one? 85 00:14:10,113 --> 00:14:11,922 S***t. 86 00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:16,524 One of these days , im going to seriously kill him for this 87 00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:48,524 What the. 88 00:19:53,475 --> 00:19:54,806 No ... 89 00:20:23,635 --> 00:20:28,516 Why did you leave so hastely my little one? 90 00:20:29,835 --> 00:20:32,998 Stay away from me. Stay away. 91 00:20:33,355 --> 00:20:36,325 Why? , do you loath me so much 92 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:41,518 I can give you all that other women give and more. 93 00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:45,441 You are not a f***g woman! You're a f***g freak! 94 00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:38,046 No ... 95 00:21:45,435 --> 00:21:47,403 No, no, no ... 96 00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:53,121 No.......... 97 00:22:46,356 --> 00:22:49,439 What a story. 98 00:22:50,276 --> 00:22:52,438 So imaginative. 99 00:22:52,836 --> 00:22:57,398 Not every horror is a creation of the mind. 100 00:23:14,836 --> 00:23:19,637 I LOVE YOU 101 00:24:12,356 --> 00:24:14,245 S***t. 102 00:24:14,556 --> 00:24:18,242 Hi, it's me. please call me back when you get this 103 00:24:18,996 --> 00:24:20,919 It is important. 104 00:24:23,236 --> 00:24:24,920 Hey, George, it's me. 105 00:24:25,156 --> 00:24:28,239 I woke up with a nasty cut on my hand 106 00:24:28,274 --> 00:24:30,204 A broken glass or something. 107 00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:34,202 Maybe , i g***t in a fight i dont remember. 108 00:24:36,036 --> 00:24:40,360 I can't reach Mona. She does'nt return my calls. 109 00:24:51,596 --> 00:24:53,644 He doesnt sound good. 110 00:24:53,876 --> 00:24:57,164 He g***t in a fight last night , he cant even remember it. 111 00:24:57,476 --> 00:25:01,720 I,m just going to talk to him,and pick up a few things and i'll be right down 112 00:25:01,755 --> 00:25:03,684 I do not think that's a good idea. 113 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:06,936 I think we should leave right now , drive to paris get a place 114 00:25:06,971 --> 00:25:09,636 We settle down and disappear. 115 00:25:09,956 --> 00:25:12,561 He will try to find me 116 00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:15,122 you don't want that do you.? 117 00:25:17,156 --> 00:25:20,717 I'll tell him what ever i have to . to make him understand. 118 00:25:20,876 --> 00:25:23,356 Trust me, okay? 119 00:25:34,677 --> 00:25:36,645 My God, where have you been? 120 00:25:36,997 --> 00:25:39,967 Why havent you answered your phone or returned my calls ? 121 00:25:40,197 --> 00:25:43,644 I've told you,i was going to my cousins, for a few days. 122 00:25:43,679 --> 00:25:46,038 You didnt answered the phone. daniel didnt answer her phone 123 00:25:46,437 --> 00:25:48,121 I left you a dozen messages 124 00:25:48,357 --> 00:25:51,839 I know , i needed some time to myself to think. 125 00:25:52,277 --> 00:25:54,928 and did you? - Yes, I did. It was good. 126 00:25:55,157 --> 00:25:58,843 I needed to do that good im glad 127 00:25:58,997 --> 00:26:01,125 Because Ive missed you so much...