I.S02E01.Fillion.Bollar.King.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:06,571 - Previously on "Imposters"... 2 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:08,008 - Mazel tov! 3 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,661 - Ava, honey? 4 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:12,534 [tense music] 5 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:13,752 Yeah, I--I think we've been robbed. 6 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:15,754 Um... 7 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:18,235 ♪ 8 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:19,497 - Hi, Ez. 9 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,717 You must be very confused. 10 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,546 You will never see me again. 11 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:25,764 - There's a problem with your wife. 12 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:27,592 May I come in? - Who are you? 13 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,333 - I ** her husband, just like you. 14 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:31,292 We married the same woman, and she took us both! 15 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:32,684 - Do you know this woman? 16 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:33,685 - She's my wife. 17 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:35,122 - No way. 18 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:36,297 - She's out there, 19 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:37,428 probably working some new guy, 20 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:38,690 looking like some new chick. 21 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,170 - Saturday, I'm having a barbecue. 22 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:42,303 - Is she getting distracted? 23 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:44,348 Maybe I need to send Lenny Cohen. 24 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:45,828 - Hello, Maddie. 25 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:47,134 I'm Lenny Cohen. 26 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:50,093 Tell me about Patrick Campbell. 27 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,268 - Patrick's in the FBI. 28 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:52,835 - What is that supposed to mean? 29 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:54,750 - I followed him to the goddamn headquarters 30 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:57,709 and it said Federal goddamn Bureau of Investigation. 31 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,798 - We are all in the exact same boat. 32 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:02,366 I have a plan. 33 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:03,585 We take Patrick, 34 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:05,195 we pay off the Doctor, 35 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,197 and the FBI doesn't even know what happened. 36 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,590 - Would you please tell me 37 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:11,375 where that ridiculously expensive ring 38 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:12,463 that you gave that woman is? 39 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:13,551 - I realized that Maddie 40 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:14,813 was gonna take the ring 41 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:18,121 and burn us all. 42 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:21,298 - Oh, my God. You fooled them all. 43 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,387 - Always forward. 44 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:25,389 all: Never back. 45 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:26,825 - You need to find Max and Maddie 46 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,218 before the Feds do. 47 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:29,654 - Oh, yes, I will. 48 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:31,395 - And those three impostors, too. 49 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:32,657 - Right away. 50 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:38,707 - ♪ Whoa, whoa 51 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,318 ♪ Desperado 52 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:44,234 ♪ Sitting in an old Monte Carlo ♪ 53 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:45,714 ♪ A man whose heart is hollow ♪ 54 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:48,586 ♪ Uh-huh, take it easy 55 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:50,501 ♪ I'm not trying to go against you ♪ 56 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:51,807 - Guys! 57 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,765 Wait, where are you going? - What? 58 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:55,158 - We g***t to go to the ticket office, man. 59 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,246 - I g***t to take a piss real quick. 60 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:57,334 - No, no, we don't have time. 61 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,596 [horn honking] - Whoa! 62 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,555 - Oh, my God! - Sorry, sorry. 63 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:02,252 - ♪ There ain't no leaving me behind ♪ 64 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,775 ♪ Never no, no 65 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,473 ♪ I just want outta here, yeah ♪ 66 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,562 ♪ Once I'm gone ain't no going back ♪ 67 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:09,216 ♪ If you want 68 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,348 ♪ We could be runaways 69 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:14,177 ♪ Running from any sight of love ♪ 70 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:16,658 ♪ Yeah, yeah, there ain't nothing ♪ 71 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,660 ♪ There ain't nothing here for me ♪ 72 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:20,705 ♪ There ain't nothing here for me ♪ 73 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:22,446 ♪ If you want 74 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,405 ♪ We could be runaways 75 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:27,277 ♪ Running from any sight of love ♪ 76 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:30,193 ♪ Yeah, yeah, there ain't nothing here for me ♪ 77 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,674 ♪ There ain't nothing here for me anymore ♪ 78 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:36,417 ♪ I don't want to be alone 79 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,288 ♪ Dear desperado 80 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,290 ♪ 81 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:43,815 ♪ Yeah, I don't want to be alone ♪ 82 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,948 ♪ Dear desperado 83 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:47,819 ♪ 84 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:51,432 ♪ Yeah, I don't want to be alone ♪ 85 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:54,957 - So, where are we going? 86 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,437 - Well, I guess we should find someplace 87 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,481 we can sell the ring, right? 88 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,614 both: Shh! 89 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:02,225 - That rhymes with "fillion bollar king." 90 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,879 - We should definitely sell it, fast. 91 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,533 But not, like, at a normal... 92 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:08,188 selling place, because the FB-- 93 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:10,494 the burrow will be tracking it for sure. 94 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:11,930 They probably think Maddie or the Doctor has it. 95 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,671 - Oh, duh. 96 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:14,759 - Duh, what? 97 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,587 - Bro, I can totally sell 98 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,459 the fillion bollar king in Scottsdale. 99 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:20,461 I know a guy. - What guy? 100 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,332 - The right guy, and his boss. 101 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,725 They're, uh, professionals, 102 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,466 and they love doing business with me. 103 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:26,815 - Uh, yeah, that's not-- - Yeah, dude, this does not 104 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,469 inspire me. - Guys, guys. 105 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:30,427 I don't say "I g***t this" unless I g***t this. 106 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:32,342 Now let's go buy some freaking bus tickets. 107 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:34,214 Let's get a "Scottsdale" on three. 108 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:38,218 One, two, three, Scottsdale! 109 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:41,003 I'll work on that. 110 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:43,962 - Bus 202 is now boarding... 111 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:46,356 ♪ 112 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,445 - All right. Come on. 113 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:51,666 - What? No, Martha, you know who I **. 114 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:52,667 Look, Martha-- 115 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:54,277 Martha, Martha--okay. 116 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,018 I know, I know, but I'm-- no, it's true! 117 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,541 I would-- Mar, listen, 118 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,543 I would never in a million years. 119 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:01,545 - Oh, sorry, sorry. 120 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,808 - Eyes up there, Petunia. 121 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:05,245 - I like your boots. 122 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:06,898 - Heh. What? 123 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,335 No, I wasn't talking to you. 124 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,945 I know your name's not Petunia. 125 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,860 - All right, I g***t 35 bucks. 126 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:13,601 - [scoffs] I keep telling you, 127 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:14,993 refined sugar is expensive, 128 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,299 and it's bad for you. 129 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:18,823 I have...25 bucks. 130 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,434 - Yeah, well, I guess four pounds of almonds 131 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:21,783 are expensive too. 132 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:22,871 - They must have been organic. 133 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:25,917 - You guys. 134 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:27,049 - What about the code? 135 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:29,530 "Thou shalt scam only assholes." 136 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:32,315 - The guy called me Petunia. 137 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,403 both: Definitely an a***e. 138 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:34,491 - Thank you. 139 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:35,971 [soft music] 140 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:37,494 - Tell me about yourself. 141 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:38,930 - Well, my name is Molly, 142 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,802 and I'm looking for a fresh start. 143 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:42,456 - Let me guess. 144 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:45,850 You're fleeing a tragic romance, aren't you? 145 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:47,504 - Just out of a marriage. 146 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:50,290 Not exactly sure how tragic. 147 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,335 - I like quiet tenants. 148 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:53,815 No...drama. 149 00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:55,817 - Never been one for drama. 150 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:58,080 I'm just looking for a nice, quiet life 151 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,821 in a nice, quiet town 152 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:00,952 where...