Young.Frankenstein.1974.1080p.BluRay.x265-RA Movie Subtitles

1 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,810 If we look at the base of the brain, 2 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,813 Which has just been removed from the skull, 3 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,817 There's very little of the midbrain that we can see. 4 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,821 Yet, as I demonstrated in my lecture last week, 5 00:05:20,822 --> 00:05:25,327 If the under aspects of the temporal lobes 6 00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:28,330 Are gently pulled apart, 7 00:05:28,331 --> 00:05:32,835 The upper portion of the stem of the brain can be seen. 8 00:05:32,836 --> 00:05:38,843 The so-called brain stem consists of the midbrain, 9 00:05:39,344 --> 00:05:44,349 A rounded protrusion called the pons, 10 00:05:44,349 --> 00:05:48,353 And a stalk tapering downwards called the medulla oblongata, 11 00:05:48,737 --> 00:05:51,857 Which passes out of the skull through the foramen magnum, 12 00:05:52,359 --> 00:05:56,363 And becomes, of course, the spinal cord. 13 00:05:56,864 --> 00:05:58,866 Are there any questions before we proceed? 14 00:05:58,866 --> 00:06:01,619 I have one question, Dr. Frankenstein. 15 00:06:04,373 --> 00:06:06,375 That's Fronkensteen. 16 00:06:06,675 --> 00:06:08,377 I beg your pardon? 17 00:06:08,678 --> 00:06:09,879 My name-- 18 00:06:09,879 --> 00:06:12,882 It's pronounced Fronkensteen. 19 00:06:13,099 --> 00:06:15,385 But aren't you the grandson of Dr. Victor Frankenstein 20 00:06:15,386 --> 00:06:19,390 Who went into graveyards, dug up freshly buried corpses, 21 00:06:19,890 --> 00:06:21,392 And transformed dead components-- 22 00:06:21,393 --> 00:06:24,396 Yes! Yes! Yes! 23 00:06:24,396 --> 00:06:26,398 We all know what he did. 24 00:06:26,399 --> 00:06:29,402 But I'd rather be remembered 25 00:06:29,402 --> 00:06:32,905 For my own small contributions to science, 26 00:06:32,906 --> 00:06:36,410 And not because of my accidental relationship 27 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:39,413 To a famous... 28 00:06:39,414 --> 00:06:41,382 cuckoo. 29 00:06:43,418 --> 00:06:46,921 If you don't mind, can we get on with your question? 30 00:06:46,922 --> 00:06:49,925 Well, sir, I'm not sure I understand the distinction 31 00:06:49,925 --> 00:06:53,429 Between reflexive and voluntary impulses. 32 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:56,933 Our lab is a demonstration of just that distinction. 33 00:06:57,435 --> 00:06:59,437 Why don't we proceed? 34 00:07:09,449 --> 00:07:11,451 Mr. Hilltop here, 35 00:07:11,451 --> 00:07:13,453 With whom I have never worked 36 00:07:13,453 --> 00:07:16,456 Nor given any prior instructions to, 37 00:07:16,457 --> 00:07:18,459 Has graciously offered his services 38 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:19,960 For this afternoon's demonstration. 39 00:07:20,211 --> 00:07:22,964 Mr. Hilltop, would you hop up on your feet 40 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:25,467 And stand beside this table? 41 00:07:34,561 --> 00:07:37,814 Nice hopping. 42 00:07:38,983 --> 00:07:41,486 Mr. Hilltop, 43 00:07:41,486 --> 00:07:46,991 Would you raise your left knee, please? 44 00:07:48,994 --> 00:07:52,998 You have just witnessed a voluntary impulse. 45 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:56,002 It begins as a stimulus from the cerebral cortex, 46 00:07:56,003 --> 00:07:58,005 Passes through the brain stem 47 00:07:58,005 --> 00:07:59,507 To the muscles involved. 48 00:07:59,507 --> 00:08:02,510 Mr. Hilltop, you may lower your knee. 49 00:08:02,511 --> 00:08:05,013 Reflex movements are those 50 00:08:05,013 --> 00:08:07,516 Made independently of the will, 51 00:08:07,516 --> 00:08:09,518 But are carried out along pathways 52 00:08:09,519 --> 00:08:12,522 Between the peripheral nervous system 53 00:08:12,522 --> 00:08:14,023 And the central nervous system. 54 00:08:14,024 --> 00:08:17,528 You filthy, rotten, yellow son of a bitch! 55 00:08:17,528 --> 00:08:20,531 We are not aware of these impulses. 56 00:08:21,032 --> 00:08:24,536 Neither do we intend them to contract our muscles, 57 00:08:24,536 --> 00:08:27,038 Yet, as you can see, they work by themselves. 58 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,542 But what if we blocked the nerve impulse 59 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,544 By simply applying local pressure? 60 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,547 Which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp 61 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,550 Just at the swelling 62 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:40,053 On the posterior nerve roots... 63 00:08:40,054 --> 00:08:44,058 for, oh, say, 5 or 6 seconds. 64 00:08:49,064 --> 00:08:50,566 You mothergrabbing b***d! 65 00:08:52,569 --> 00:08:55,572 As you can see, all communication is shut off. 66 00:08:58,576 --> 00:09:02,580 In spite of our mechanical magnificence, 67 00:09:02,581 --> 00:09:05,584 If it were not for this continuous stream 68 00:09:05,584 --> 00:09:08,086 Of motor impulses, 69 00:09:08,087 --> 00:09:10,089 We would collapse 70 00:09:10,089 --> 00:09:13,593 Like a bunch of broccoli! 71 00:09:13,677 --> 00:09:16,096 Aaaah! 72 00:09:18,682 --> 00:09:21,602 In conclusion, it should be noted-- 73 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,104 Give him an extra dollar. 74 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,606 Yes, sir. 75 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,609 --That any more than common injury 76 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:31,113 To the nerve root is always serious, 77 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:34,116 Because once a nerve fiber is severed, 78 00:09:34,618 --> 00:09:38,622 There is no way in heaven or on earth 79 00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:42,126 To regenerate life back into it. 80 00:09:42,126 --> 00:09:43,628 Are there any questions before we leave? 81 00:09:43,629 --> 00:09:48,133 Uh, Dr. Frank-- Fronkensteen. 82 00:09:48,634 --> 00:09:49,134 Yes? 83 00:09:49,134 --> 00:09:52,137 Isn't it true that Darwin preserved 84 00:09:52,138 --> 00:09:54,641 A piece of vermicelli in a glass case 85 00:09:54,641 --> 00:09:58,144 Until it actually began to move 86 00:09:58,145 --> 00:10:00,147 With a voluntary motion? 87 00:10:00,648 --> 00:10:04,151 Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti? 88 00:10:04,152 --> 00:10:08,156 Why, the worm, sir. 89 00:10:08,157 --> 00:10:10,159 Yes, it seems to me I did read something 90 00:10:10,159 --> 00:10:12,662 Of that incident when I was a student, 91 00:10:12,662 --> 00:10:14,163 But you must remember that a worm, 92 00:10:14,164 --> 00:10:16,166 With very few exceptions, 93 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,169 Is not a human being. 94 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:23,174 Wasn't that the basis of your grandfather's work, 95 00:10:23,174 --> 00:10:25,677 The reanimation of dead tissue? 96 00:10:25,678 --> 00:10:29,682 My grandfather was a very sick man. 97 00:10:29,815 --> 00:10:31,183 But as a Fronkensteen, 98 00:10:31,184 --> 00:10:33,687 Aren't you the least bit curious about it? 99 00:10:33,687 --> 00:10:36,690 Doesn't bringing what was dead back to life 100 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:38,191 Hold any intrigue for you? 101 00:10:38,192 --> 00:10:39,694 You're talking about 102 00:10:39,694 --> 00:10:43,197 The nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind. 103 00:10:43,198 --> 00:10:45,200 Dead is dead! 104 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,703 Look what has been done with hearts and kidneys. 105 00:10:47,703 --> 00:10:50,706 Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! 106 00:10:51,207 --> 00:10:53,209 I'm talking about the central nervous system! 107 00:10:53,209 --> 00:10:54,210 But, sir-- 108 00:10:54,427 --> 00:10:57,213 I ** a scientist, not a philosopher! 109 00:10:57,214 --> 00:10:59,717 You have more chance of reanimating this scalpel 110 00:10:59,717 --> 00:11:02,219 Than you have of mending a broken nervous system! 111 00:11:02,387 --> 00:11:03,722 But your grandfather's work-- 112 00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:07,225 My grandfather's work was doo-doo! 113 00:11:09,228 --> 00:11:11,230 I ** not interested in death! 114 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:15,735 The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of life! 115 00:11:22,744 --> 00:11:25,246 Class... 116 00:11:25,247 --> 00:11:26,749 is... 117 00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:28,250 dismissed. 118 00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:39,764 Dr. Frankenstein. 119 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:44,268 That's Fronkensteen. 120 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:49,775 My name is Gerhardt Falkstein. 121 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,778 I've traveled 5,000 miles 122 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:55,281 To bring you the will of your great-grandfather, 123 00:11:55,282 --> 00:12:00,004 Baron Beaufort Von Frankenstein. 124 00:12:13,804 --> 00:12:15,806 Oh, my sweet darling, 125 00:12:15,806 --> 00:12:17,808 Oh, my dearest love. 126 00:12:17,808 --> 00:12:19,810 I'll count the hours that you're away. 127 00:12:19,811 --> 00:12:21,312 Oh, darling, so will I. 128 00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:23,314 Not on the lips. 129 00:12:23,314 --> 00:12:24,315 What? 130 00:12:24,315 --> 00:12:26,818 I'm going to that party at Nana and Nicky's. 131 00:12:26,819 --> 00:12:28,320 I don't want to smear my lipstick. 132 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,322 Of course. 133 00:12:30,322 --> 00:12:31,824 All aboard! 134 00:12:31,825 --> 00:12:32,826 Oh, dear! 135 00:12:32,826 --> 00:12:35,328 Well, I guess this is it. 136 00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:38,832 Freddy, darling, how can I say in a few minutes 137 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,836 What it's taken me a lifetime to understand? 138 00:12:41,836 --> 00:12:43,337 Won't you try? 139 00:12:43,338 --> 00:12:44,840 All right. 140 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:47,843 You've g***t it, mister. 141 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:51,346 I'm yours--All of me. What else can I say? 142 00:12:51,347 --> 00:12:52,348 My sweet love-- 143 00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:54,851 The hair! Just been set. 144 00:12:54,852 --> 00:12:57,354 Sorry. Sorry. 145 00:12:57,354 --> 00:12:58,856 I hope you like old-fashioned weddings. 146 00:12:59,356 --> 00:13:01,358 I prefer old-fashioned wedding nights. 147 00:13:01,493 --> 00:13:03,361 You're incorrigible! 148 00:13:03,361 --> 00:13:05,363 Does that mean... 149...