(hdpopcorns.com) Young Frankenstein (1974) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:20,203 --> 00:00:25,203 ° 2 00:00:27,607 --> 00:00:29,817 [Thunder] 3 00:00:36,532 --> 00:00:38,534 ♪♪ [Violin] 4 00:02:56,464 --> 00:02:58,507 [Thunder] 5 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:29,246 [Thunder Rumbling] 6 00:03:32,416 --> 00:03:34,919 [Chiming] 7 00:05:09,013 --> 00:05:12,474 [Man] If we look at the base of a brain... 8 00:05:12,558 --> 00:05:15,227 which has just been removed from the skull... 9 00:05:15,311 --> 00:05:19,356 there's very little of the midbrain that we can actually see. 10 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,359 Yet, as I demonstrated in my lecture last week... 11 00:05:22,443 --> 00:05:26,822 if the under aspects of the temporal lobes... 12 00:05:26,906 --> 00:05:29,700 are gently pulled apart... 13 00:05:29,783 --> 00:05:34,330 the upper portion of the stem of the brain can be seen. 14 00:05:34,413 --> 00:05:40,252 The so-called brain stem consists of the midbrain... 15 00:05:40,336 --> 00:05:45,716 a rounded protrusion called the pons... 16 00:05:45,799 --> 00:05:49,637 and a stalk tapering downwards called the medulla oblongata... 17 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:53,224 which passes out of the skull through the foramen magnum... 18 00:05:53,307 --> 00:05:57,686 and becomes, of course, the spinal cord. 19 00:05:57,770 --> 00:06:00,105 Are there any questions before we proceed? 20 00:06:00,189 --> 00:06:02,566 I have one question, Dr. Frankenstein. 21 00:06:05,402 --> 00:06:07,655 That's "Fronkensteen." 22 00:06:07,738 --> 00:06:11,075 - I beg your pardon? - My name- 23 00:06:11,158 --> 00:06:13,994 It's pronounced "Fronkensteen." 24 00:06:14,078 --> 00:06:17,498 But aren't you the grandson of the famous Dr. Victor Frankenstein... 25 00:06:17,581 --> 00:06:20,626 who went into graveyards, dug up freshly buried corpses... 26 00:06:20,709 --> 00:06:22,711 and transformed dead components into- 27 00:06:22,795 --> 00:06:27,675 Yes! Yes! Yes! We all know what he did. 28 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:30,594 But I'd rather be remembered... 29 00:06:30,678 --> 00:06:34,098 for my own small contributions to science... 30 00:06:34,181 --> 00:06:37,601 and not because of my accidental relationship... 31 00:06:37,685 --> 00:06:41,313 to a famous... cuckoo. 32 00:06:41,397 --> 00:06:44,566 [Laughter] 33 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:47,945 If you don't mind, can we get on with your question? 34 00:06:48,028 --> 00:06:50,948 Well, sir, I'm not sure I understand the distinction... 35 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:54,660 between reflexive and voluntary nerve impulses. 36 00:06:54,743 --> 00:06:58,330 Very good, since our lab work today is a demonstration of just that distinction... 37 00:06:58,414 --> 00:07:00,457 why don't we proceed? 38 00:07:10,676 --> 00:07:14,763 Mr. Hilltop here, with whom I have never worked... 39 00:07:14,847 --> 00:07:17,433 nor given any prior instructions to... 40 00:07:17,516 --> 00:07:21,186 has graciously offered his services for this afternoon's demonstration. 41 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:24,231 Mr. Hilltop, would you hop up on your feet... 42 00:07:24,315 --> 00:07:26,692 and stand beside this table? 43 00:07:35,534 --> 00:07:38,662 Nice hopping. 44 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,416 Mr. Hilltop... 45 00:07:42,499 --> 00:07:47,796 would you raise your left knee, please? 46 00:07:50,507 --> 00:07:53,844 You have just witnessed a voluntary nerve impulse. 47 00:07:53,927 --> 00:07:57,097 It begins as a stimulus from the cerebral cortex... 48 00:07:57,181 --> 00:08:00,559 passes through the brain stem and to the particular muscles involved. 49 00:08:00,642 --> 00:08:03,729 Mr. Hilltop, you may lower your knee. 50 00:08:03,812 --> 00:08:08,650 Reflex movements are those which are made independently of the will... 51 00:08:08,734 --> 00:08:10,736 but are carried out along pathways... 52 00:08:10,819 --> 00:08:12,988 which pass between the peripheral nervous system... 53 00:08:13,072 --> 00:08:15,074 and the central nervous system. 54 00:08:15,157 --> 00:08:18,160 - You filthy, rotten, yellow son of a bitch! - [Students Gasp] 55 00:08:18,243 --> 00:08:21,497 We are not aware of these impulses. 56 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:25,250 Neither do we intend them to carry out our contraction of muscles... 57 00:08:25,334 --> 00:08:28,253 yet, as you can see, they work by themselves. 58 00:08:28,337 --> 00:08:30,506 But what if we block the nerve impulse... 59 00:08:30,589 --> 00:08:32,591 by simply applying local pressure? 60 00:08:32,674 --> 00:08:35,803 Which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp... 61 00:08:35,886 --> 00:08:37,930 just at the swelling... 62 00:08:38,013 --> 00:08:41,350 on the posterior nerve roots... 63 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:45,187 for, oh, say, five or six seconds. 64 00:08:50,192 --> 00:08:52,444 - Why you mothergrabbing b***d! - [Thud] 65 00:08:52,528 --> 00:08:56,657 - [Students Gasp] - As you can see, all communication is shut off. 66 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:59,952 - [Whimpers] - [Laughter] 67 00:09:00,035 --> 00:09:03,747 In spite of our mechanical magnificence... 68 00:09:03,831 --> 00:09:06,834 if it were not for this continuous stream... 69 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:10,879 of motor impulses, we would collapse... 70 00:09:10,963 --> 00:09:14,591 like a bunch of broccoli! 71 00:09:14,675 --> 00:09:18,053 - [Groaning] - [Applause] 72 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:22,766 In conclusion, it should be noted- 73 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:25,811 - Give him an extra dollar- - Extra dollar. Yes, sir. 74 00:09:25,894 --> 00:09:29,064 That any more than common injury... 75 00:09:29,148 --> 00:09:32,025 - [Whimpering] - To the nerve root is always serious... 76 00:09:32,109 --> 00:09:35,571 because once a nerve fiber is severed... 77 00:09:35,654 --> 00:09:40,075 there is no way in heaven or on earth... 78 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:42,453 to regenerate life back into it. 79 00:09:42,536 --> 00:09:44,830 Are there any questions before we leave? 80 00:09:44,913 --> 00:09:48,000 Uh, Dr. Frank- 81 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:50,461 - Fronkensteen. - Yes? 82 00:09:50,544 --> 00:09:53,213 Isn't it true that Darwin preserved... 83 00:09:53,297 --> 00:09:55,674 a piece of vermicelli in a glass case... 84 00:09:55,757 --> 00:09:59,219 until by some extraordinary means it actually began to move... 85 00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:01,472 with a voluntary motion? 86 00:10:01,555 --> 00:10:05,476 Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti? 87 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:08,979 - [Students Chuckling] - Why, the worm, sir. 88 00:10:09,062 --> 00:10:11,064 Yes, it seems to me I did read... 89 00:10:11,148 --> 00:10:13,358 something of that incident when I was a student... 90 00:10:13,442 --> 00:10:15,444 but you have to remember that a worm... 91 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,571 with very few exceptions... 92 00:10:17,654 --> 00:10:20,407 is not a human being. 93 00:10:20,491 --> 00:10:24,119 - [Laughter] - But wasn't that the basis of your grandfather's work- 94 00:10:24,203 --> 00:10:26,663 The reanimation of dead tissue? 95 00:10:26,747 --> 00:10:30,667 My grandfather was a very sick man. 96 00:10:30,751 --> 00:10:34,838 But as a Fronkensteen, aren't you the least bit curious about it? 97 00:10:34,922 --> 00:10:39,259 Doesn't the bringing back to life what was once dead hold any intrigue for you? 98 00:10:39,343 --> 00:10:44,097 You're talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind. 99 00:10:44,181 --> 00:10:46,183 Dead is dead! 100 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:48,852 But look what has been done with hearts and kidneys. 101 00:10:48,936 --> 00:10:52,064 Hearts and kidneys are tinkertoys! 102 00:10:52,147 --> 00:10:54,149 I'm talking about the central nervous system! 103 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:58,320 - But, sir- - I ** a scientist, not a philosopher! 104 00:10:58,403 --> 00:11:00,948 You have more chance of reanimating this scalpel... 105 00:11:01,031 --> 00:11:03,283 than you have of mending a broken nervous system! 106 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:08,247 - But your grandfather's work? - My grandfather's work was doo-doo! 107 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:12,417 - [Students Murmuring] - I ** not interested in death! 108 00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:16,838 The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of life! 109 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:28,016 Class... is, uh... 110 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,894 dismissed. 111 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,862 Dr. Frankenstein. 112 00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:45,659 That's Fronkensteen. [Groans] 113 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,706 My name is Gerhardt Falkstein. 114 00:11:50,789 --> 00:11:53,125 I've traveled 5,000 miles... 115 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:56,461 to bring you the will of your great-grandfather... 116 00:11:56,545 --> 00:12:00,882 Baron Beaufort von Frankenstein. 117 00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:18,775 Oh, my sweet darling. Oh, my dearest love. 118 00:12:18,859 --> 00:12:21,028 I'll count the hours that you're away. 119 00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:24,281 - Oh, darling, so will I. - Not on the lips. 120 00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:27,784 - What? - I'm going to that party at Nana and Nicky's later. 121 00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:30,412 - I don't want to smear my lipstick. You understand. - Oh. 122 00:12:30,495 --> 00:12:32,914 - Of course. - All aboard! 123 00:12:32,998 --> 00:12:36,627 - Oh, dear! - Well, I guess this is it. 124 00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:39,963 Freddy, darling,...