Joker.Folie.a.Deux.2024.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,148 [Slap That Bass" by George and Ira Gershwin playing] 4 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:27,569 Joker! Joker! Joker! 5 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,056 Mmm? 6 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,584 Huh? 7 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:37,472 And now without further ado... Joker! 8 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:47,065 ♪ What the world needs now ♪ 9 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:50,819 - ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪ 10 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,405 ♪ It's the only thing ♪ 11 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:56,533 ♪ That there's just too little of ♪ 12 00:01:56,616 --> 00:02:00,037 ♪ What the world needs now ♪ 13 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,457 - ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪ 14 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:07,961 ♪ No, not just for some But for everyone ♪ 15 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:09,171 Tell me about it. 16 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:14,760 ♪ Lord, we don't need another mountain ♪ 17 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:18,555 ♪ There are mountains and hillsides ♪ 18 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,807 ♪ Enough to climb ♪ 19 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:24,895 - ♪ There are oceans and rivers ♪ 20 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,396 ♪ Enough to cross ♪ 21 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,692 ♪ Enough to last 'til the end of time ♪ 22 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:38,742 - ♪ What the world needs now ♪ 23 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,787 ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪ 24 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:45,040 ♪ It's the only thing that there's ♪ 25 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,584 - I Just too little of ♪ - J& Just too little of ♪ 26 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:53,507 I What the world needs now Is love, sweet love ♪ 27 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,353 Knock, knock. 28 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,743 [man whistling "When the Saints Go Marching In"] 29 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,005 Morning, sir. 30 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,340 Nothing good about it. 31 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:36,716 Get up! 32 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,057 Let's go, get up. 33 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,727 Let's go boys. Let's get this show on the road. 34 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:48,979 Come on! Come on! 35 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,564 Come on, get out of bed. 36 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:51,648 Let's go, get up. 37 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,526 Clean this f***g mess up. 38 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:56,945 Hey, Jackie, I need a hand. 39 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,115 - Put some clothes on. 40 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,700 Diaz, what the f***k? 41 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,086 You g***t a joke for me today? 42 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:14,754 Move! 43 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,384 All right, come on, let's go, guys. 44 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,887 Move your f***g a***s. Move. 45 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,558 Don't test me, Walters. 46 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,018 Come on, boys. 47 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,145 Get him on the ground. 48 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,397 Move your f***g a***s, Bullock. 49 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,482 F***k youl! 50 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,901 Get the f***k out my cell. 51 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,571 Leave me alone. 52 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,865 Hey, Arthur, you feelin' crazy today or what? 53 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,576 I don't wanna come out today. 54 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:45,785 Take him down to F Ward. 55 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,454 I don't wanna come out today. 56 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,248 You g***t a big day today. You better put on a happy face. 57 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,833 Get the f***k off me. 58 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,771 Let's not do this again, Beanie. 59 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:18,902 Shut up! 60 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,452 Let's go, Arthur. 61 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:28,703 Come on, Fleck. 62 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,456 Don't need your fancy lawyer blaming me if you're late. 63 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,209 She knows how much you like me, right? 64 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,796 Hey, Fleck, you g***t a joke for us today? 65 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,466 Yeah, it's been a while, hasn't it? 66 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,608 [Jackie whistling "When the Saints Go Marching In"] 67 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:11,913 Move. 68 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:26,970 Right on the line. 69 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,306 Let's go! 70 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,890 Back the f***k up, Ken. 71 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,184 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Go on, front of the line. 72 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,813 Fleck. Fleck's next, my dear. 73 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,691 Hey, stay in line. 74 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:40,817 Yeah, you heard him. 75 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,863 Hey, hey, hey, back up. 76 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:48,658 Freak bit me! 77 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:54,122 Go. 78 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,341 All that kid's done since he g***t here is f***g smile. 79 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,010 And today, all of a sudden, he bites Moran? 80 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,887 It's because nobody likes Moran. 81 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,805 He was at Gotham State for, like, eight years 82 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:13,391 before he g***t here, and he's still a f***g temp. 83 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,526 Hey, Fleck, you g***t a joke for us today? 84 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,403 I already asked him. 85 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,905 I g***t a joke for ya. 86 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:32,702 This guy's dog dies, right? And he really loved this dog. 87 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:37,999 So, he goes down to the church, and he asks Father Mulcahy 88 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,585 if he'd perform a funeral for him. Right? 89 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,255 And Mulcahy says, "Oh, no. I'm sorry my son, 90 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:47,676 we can't have a service for an animal in our church. 91 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,427 Uh, but, I bet if you go down 92 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,680 - to the veterinarian in town..." - F***k. 93 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,264 "...he can do it for you. You see?" 94 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,808 Goddamn it, Arthur. 95 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,310 Uh, so the guy says, "Oh, thanks very much, Father." 96 00:07:57,394 --> 00:08:00,146 And he says, "Do you think two grand 97 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,357 would be enough to cover the service?" 98 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,360 Father Mulcahy looks at him... 99 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,531 "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?" 100 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,453 Eh? 101 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:16,413 Clean yourself up. 102 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,831 You like that one, Arthur? 103 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,584 Let's go. 104 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,795 "Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Catholic?" 105 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,479 Look around, Arthur. 106 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,439 This is how the other half lives. 107 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:27,150 Could have been all yours if you hadn't killed five people. 108 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,195 One live on national TV. 109 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,074 I When you close your Earthly story... ♪ 110 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,202 What the f***k is this s***t? 111 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:40,830 ♪ Will you join them in their bliss ♪ 112 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:46,252 - ♪ Will the circle be unbroken ♪ 113 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,589 Move, will ya? Moron. 114 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,758 Hey! 115 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,941 Come on. You f***g lunatic. 116 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:16,115 Jesus Christ, you couldn't get him a f***g umbrella? 117 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,159 Aw, come on, counselor, 118 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,411 you know we can't give these boys umbrellas. 119 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,412 It's for their own good. 120 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,540 Oh, don't give me your s***t. He's soaking wet. 121 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,458 Well, those are the rules, counselor, 122 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,961 but I'll break them if you ask me. 123 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,170 I bet you would. 124 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,713 Mm-hm. 125 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,298 Oh, you're welcome, by the way, 126 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,800 for getting him all cleaned up for you. 127 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,136 Sit down. 128 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,056 Here, Arthur. 129 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,646 Today, we're meeting with Dr. Beatty. 130 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:47,897 Remember her? 131 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,775 She's gonna be videotaping you this time, 132 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:54,028 so we can show it at your competency hearing next week. 133 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,698 - And if they find you competent, 134 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,783 and they will, they always do, 135 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,493 then we're going to trial. 136 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:07,125 You need to be in an actual hospital with actual doctors. 137 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,378 Not this Department of Corrections... 138 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,672 bullshit with these thugs. 139 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,385 Dr. Beatty thinks that with everything 140 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,846 that happened to you in your childhood, 141 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,140 it caused a split... 142 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,978 - this fragmentation in you... 143 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,730 ...to help you cope with your pain. 144 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:34,277 She believes you have another person living inside of you. 145 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:39,532 And it was this other person who committed those crimes. 146 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,703 Do you understand what that means, Arthur? 147 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,335 I'll be asking you a few questions today, Arthur, okay? 148 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:56,966 Maybe you don't remember some things? 149 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,677 Or you're confused about what you did? 150 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,972 I'm here to help you try and sort out what happened. 151 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,318 Arthur, I'm not here only to help with your defense. 152 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,071...