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1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:03,803 (soft music) 2 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,970 (dog barks) 3 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:50,944 - Do you have to sit there 4 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:54,114 and block the entrance to the building? 5 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,450 It's the only entrance to the building. 6 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:02,489 The architect who conceived this building 7 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:06,759 long before your mother was born designed a doorway 8 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:11,898 where people could come in and out. 9 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:15,301 In New York, there's parks all around us. 10 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,803 With your young legs, 11 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,439 you could be there in a hop, skip, and a jump. 12 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:23,109 But no, you prefer to sit there with your mangy dog. 13 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:24,410 - He's not mangy. 14 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:26,479 - He's mangy, he's dirty. 15 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,814 - Please don't say that, Mr. Schweitzer. 16 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,649 Really, I don't appreciate it. 17 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,152 - I and the 92 residents of this building 18 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,354 don't appreciate you sitting here, 19 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:36,489 cutting this filthy dog's toenails 20 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:37,323 or whatever you do with him. 21 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:38,625 - I live here too. 22 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,126 - You know the name of the architect 23 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:43,196 who designed this building that you like to sit in front of 24 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:44,797 blocking the doorways, 25 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:46,799 getting attention for you and your dog? 26 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:48,468 - That's not why I brush him here. 27 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:49,936 He's old. 28 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,538 - He's old? I'm old! 29 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:53,940 You just move him a little bit. 30 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,175 Let me show you. 31 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:55,942 You take him like this and you move- 32 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,043 - Stop it. 33 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,679 Don't touch him. - I'm not touching him. 34 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,714 I'm not touching him. 35 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:02,882 It's pathetic. 36 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:06,286 (soft music) 37 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:11,724 Hey! 38 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,493 What are you, crazy? 39 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,695 You don't ride a bicycle on the sidewalk. 40 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,964 The sidewalk is for walking. 41 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:20,400 Buses, trucks, bicycles. 42 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:25,405 Anything with wheels except shopping carts. In the street! 43 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:29,809 I'll bet you don't even know who invented your bicycle. 44 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:31,511 That's the trouble with kids today. 45 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:32,979 They don't care. 46 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:36,749 They only wanna know what's in it for me? For me. 47 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:39,352 That's it, what's in it for me? 48 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:53,266 - Malissa, why do you wear that hat even in the summer? 49 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,568 - Because it's fun. 50 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,737 It's from Montana. 51 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,839 Might start selling them nationwide. 52 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,040 Makes people smile. 53 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,008 Could you imagine if you had the power 54 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:05,178 to make people smile nationwide? 55 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,846 You're smiling, aren't you? 56 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:08,414 - Well yeah, I suppose I **. 57 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:09,382 - [Malissa] And were you smiling 58 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,184 before you saw me in my hat? 59 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,719 - Well, let me think about that now. 60 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,187 - No, you weren't. 61 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,556 When I saw you, you were frowning. 62 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:17,857 You looked up, took one look at me 63 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:20,226 in my Montana hat and smiled 64 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,128 then gave me these stupid things. 65 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:23,763 I gotta be honest, doc. 66 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,298 It's not that different. 67 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,367 - It's clearer with them on, though, Malissa. Admit that. 68 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,235 - You don't think my diet has anything to do with it? 69 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:30,303 - Nothing. 70 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,938 - I'm a vegan, you know. - I hear ya. 71 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,073 - Pretty intense diet. - I gotcha. 72 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:35,241 No effect. 73 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:36,242 - No animal products of any kind, 74 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,610 not even bacon or steak. 75 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,279 - I understand. 76 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,249 G***t nothing to do with you eyes starting to go bad. 77 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:44,484 - I'm not sold. 78 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,928 (cracking) 79 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,432 - Malissa, why do you have to go and do that? 80 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:02,602 Malissa, at least keep them a while before you decide. 81 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:06,472 - Put your foot on the glasses like you stomped on 'em, doc. 82 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:07,473 Come on now. 83 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,179 - Oh, I can't do that. 84 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:14,013 - Oh, doc. 85 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:18,851 - Oh. 86 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:19,786 - Gorgeous. 87 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:25,258 Yeah, oh yeah. 88 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,161 (quirky music) 89 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,029 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 90 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:32,031 (doctor grunts) Oh yeah. 91 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:35,168 (quirky music) 92 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,203 - I'm ready for you now, Malissa. 93 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:39,172 And I g***t some lunch for your mama. How's she doing? 94 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,773 - Pretty good, doc. 95 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:43,543 (quirky music) 96 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:45,211 - You're killing two birds with one stone? 97 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:46,713 - Yeah, why not? 98 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:47,547 I thought I'd get my tweeter checked out while I was at it. 99 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,815 Can't hurt. 100 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,049 - I didn't need to know that. - See ya, doc. 101 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:50,883 - Yeah. 102 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:57,824 (soft piano music) 103 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,859 Mama. How you feelin'? 104 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,864 Doctor Simon bought you lunch for today. 105 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:40,266 He told me he's g***t a little crush on you. 106 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:41,934 Wants to come by and see you. 107 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:43,669 - No doctors. 108 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,838 - Ah, g***t a new tape from China. 109 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:47,173 You wanna hear? 110 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:53,079 (inhales) 111 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,914 Ooh, that looks yummy. 112 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:11,564 (people chattering in foreign language) 113 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,068 Yeah. 114 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:18,237 Doesn't that sound cool? 115 00:07:18,237 --> 00:07:19,772 It's from a gal I wrote to in Beijing 116 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:24,143 who sent me a tape from a restaurant there in China. 117 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:25,978 Don't you just love listening? 118 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,814 Imagining everything? 119 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:32,485 Chinese people 120 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:39,125 in their Chinese outfits, eating all their Chinese food. 121 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:43,262 (speaking in foreign language) 122 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:44,096 What? 123 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:45,731 Wo-chi-ba? 124 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:46,799 Wochiba? 125 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,935 (speaking in foreign language) 126 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:49,769 Wochiba. 127 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,605 I wonder what that means. 128 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:55,575 I'll have some more wochiba, please. 129 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,679 Go wochiba yourself, you b***d. 130 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,681 What do you think, mama? 131 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,355 (Malissa sighs) 132 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:12,825 Eat your lunch, mama. 133 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,661 Still hear it from my room, right? 134 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:20,433 (soft music) 135 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:32,311 (indistinct radio chatter) (soft music) 136 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:09,081 (birds chirping) 137 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,057 - Oh, that's nice, Rocky. 138 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,225 What is it? 139 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,826 - My mom. 140 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:21,694 - Your mother? 141 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,095 - Yeah. 142 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:25,364 It's not nice to make joke pictures of our mothers, Rocky. 143 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:26,866 - It's not a joke. 144 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:36,375 - It looks like an egg with hair and a TV set to me. 145 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,110 Is that nice? 146 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:41,080 Is that what your mother really looks like? 147 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,049 - Outstanding. 148 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,517 You're an extremely talented artist, 149 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,718 but I feel you probably...