A Not So Royal Christmas 2023.en Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:08,574 --> 00:00:11,611 KIRSTEN: Sorhagen Palace was first built in 1536 2 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:14,147 and later renovated in the 18th century. 3 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,349 And ever since then, there's been a royal decree 4 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,651 for the grounds to be decorated every Christmas. 5 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:20,753 As you can see, everything from our ornaments 6 00:00:20,786 --> 00:00:22,255 to our silver bells 7 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:24,490 tell a story of the legacies of the Counts 8 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:26,525 who once called Sorhagen Palace home. 9 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:28,861 -Is Count Lars actually living here now? 10 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:30,563 Will we get to see him on this tour? 11 00:00:30,596 --> 00:00:33,132 Or is it true that he hasn't made a public appearance 12 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,733 since he was a teenager? 13 00:00:34,767 --> 00:00:37,036 -Uh, the current Count prefers to work behind the scenes. 14 00:00:37,069 --> 00:00:39,138 Now, the original stone was forged-- 15 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:40,506 -Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 16 00:00:40,539 --> 00:00:42,208 Is it true he doesn't show his face 17 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:43,643 because he lost his nose bullfighting? 18 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:45,178 [door opens] 19 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:48,614 -The Count's nose, I assure you, is very well intact, 20 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:50,783 and you should not believe the conspiracy theories 21 00:00:50,816 --> 00:00:52,251 that you read at gossip sites. 22 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:54,253 -Ah, you all are in luck today. 23 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:56,589 This is Sir Gustus, the Count's Royal Advisor. 24 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:59,492 -Ah! So you can tell us if the Count is actually here? 25 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,160 I mean, it's the only reason why we came on the tour, anyway. 26 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:02,995 Right, guys? [laughs nervously] 27 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:04,396 -On behalf of Count Lars, 28 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:06,265 we are so happy you chose to spend the day 29 00:01:06,298 --> 00:01:08,067 visiting Sorhagen Palace. 30 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,568 We hope you stay the month 31 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:12,572 as Christmastime here is always magical 32 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:15,641 and the town's festivities are open to all. 33 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:17,176 [chuckles] 34 00:01:17,209 --> 00:01:19,745 [quietly] A word? 35 00:01:19,812 --> 00:01:21,247 -Just one moment. 36 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:23,616 TOURIST: I don't think we're seeing the Count today... 37 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:28,387 -Remember, the less Count talk, the better. 38 00:01:28,454 --> 00:01:29,788 -I know. 39 00:01:29,822 --> 00:01:31,790 I'm sorry, sir, I'm trying. They just keep asking. 40 00:01:31,824 --> 00:01:33,826 -Only three today? 41 00:01:33,859 --> 00:01:36,461 -The most we've had this month. 42 00:01:36,495 --> 00:01:40,032 Do you think if he made one quick appearance, 43 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:41,801 we'd get more sign-ups? 44 00:01:41,834 --> 00:01:43,469 -Remember to highlight 45 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:45,938 that the oldest Christmas lights in Northern Europe 46 00:01:45,971 --> 00:01:48,541 hang in our library. 47 00:01:48,574 --> 00:01:50,276 -Yes, sir. 48 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:53,246 ♪ 49 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:56,282 ♪ 50 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:59,485 ♪ 51 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:02,488 ♪ 52 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:05,825 ♪ 53 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:08,027 ♪ 54 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:09,362 TONY: Come on, somebody! 55 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:11,497 Give me something, something for the ladies! 56 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:12,565 -Oh! -Yeah? 57 00:02:12,631 --> 00:02:14,200 The Queen and the Duchess of Doverly 58 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,502 showed up wearing the same dress to the Royal Banquet. 59 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:20,072 -"Fuel to the fire of the feud." Yeah, what else? 60 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:21,874 -Ooh, uh, there's a rumour going around 61 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:24,542 that the Prince of Bulgaria invested his entire trust 62 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:26,112 in his girlfriend's nightclub. 63 00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:27,380 -Yeah, we can work with that. 64 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:30,082 Something like "Party prince pays the price." 65 00:02:30,115 --> 00:02:31,284 Jot that down; I'm not gonna remember. 66 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,119 Come on. What else? 67 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,521 -Um, so apparently, the Earl of Greyson 68 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,390 fathered an illegitimate child in his late teens 69 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:38,691 and he's spending this Christmas 70 00:02:38,724 --> 00:02:40,492 with the family in the Swiss Alps! 71 00:02:40,526 --> 00:02:43,062 -Bingo! That's what I'm talking about! 72 00:02:43,095 --> 00:02:44,230 -The irony, of course, 73 00:02:44,263 --> 00:02:45,731 being that his great-great-grandfather, 74 00:02:45,764 --> 00:02:47,967 the Earl in 1885, secretly fathered a baby 75 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:48,868 with the-- what? -Oh, oh.... 76 00:02:48,901 --> 00:02:50,169 I'm falling asleep. 77 00:02:50,202 --> 00:02:51,637 -What, why? That's a good story. 78 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:53,039 -No, it's so boring. 79 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,507 Skip the history lesson, alright? 80 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:57,910 This is RGE, Royal Gossip Entertainment. 81 00:02:57,944 --> 00:02:59,477 We stick to the now scandal. 82 00:02:59,511 --> 00:03:02,347 Let's get to it, people! Time is money! 83 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:04,215 -Um... Hey, Tony? 84 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,751 Can I speak to you for a second? 85 00:03:05,784 --> 00:03:07,753 -Yeah, I always have a second for you. 86 00:03:07,786 --> 00:03:09,922 Is this about your story about the Baron's botched tattoo? 87 00:03:09,955 --> 00:03:11,390 I trust your sources, yeah? 88 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:12,758 -No, no, no, it's nothing like that. 89 00:03:12,791 --> 00:03:14,927 It's, um... 90 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,129 Okay, so next month 91 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:18,864 will be my five-year anniversary working here. 92 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:20,566 -And we've been loving every second of it, yeah. 93 00:03:20,599 --> 00:03:22,067 -Thanks! 94 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:23,569 And you could say I've published some pretty major stories 95 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:24,904 in that time. -Some of the best! 96 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:26,205 -Good, yeah. 97 00:03:26,238 --> 00:03:29,475 I was hoping I could ask for a raise. 98 00:03:29,508 --> 00:03:30,710 -Oh! 99 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,378 A raise, yeah... 100 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,880 Now's not really a good time, Charlotte. 101 00:03:34,947 --> 00:03:36,315 Sorry. I mean... 102 00:03:36,348 --> 00:03:37,984 you see how it is around here-- 103 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:39,619 they barely have enough to pay me. 104 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:42,120 But I'm really looking forward to your piece on the Earl. 105 00:03:42,154 --> 00:03:44,023 Yeah? 106 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:45,558 -Oh. 107 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,128 -Yeah, we're done. -Oh. 108 00:03:49,161 --> 00:03:50,496 -Yeah. -Oh... okay. 109 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,965 ♪ 110 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:56,736 ♪ 111 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:58,237 Ugh... 112 00:03:58,270 --> 00:04:02,074 -Guessing it didn't go well? 113 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:03,743 You could always threaten to leave. 114 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,411 He knows you're an asset. 115 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:07,413 -It's just my visa is up next month, 116 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,715 and if he calls my bluff I have to either leave the country 117 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:11,517 or find another job. 118 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:13,552 And let's be serious, it's not like any credible 119 00:04:13,619 --> 00:04:15,154 news organization like Monarch Insider 120 00:04:15,187 --> 00:04:17,790 is gonna hire me after working here. 121 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:20,626 -Well, you're always welcome to crash at my flat. 122 00:04:20,659 --> 00:04:22,461 -Thanks. That's really kind of you. 123 00:04:22,494 --> 00:04:23,963 -I don't know how you're managing 124 00:04:23,996 --> 00:04:25,464 ever since your ex moved out. 125 00:04:25,497 --> 00:04:28,434 -I actually had to dip into my savings this month. 126 00:04:28,467 --> 00:04:30,869 -Offer still stands. 127 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:32,037 -Thank you. 128 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:33,606 I'll keep that in mind. 129 00:04:33,639 --> 00:04:35,775 ♪ 130 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:38,109 ♪ 131 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:40,780 ♪ 132 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:42,181 Adam? 133 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,049 Adam Pederson? 134 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:45,384 -Jensen! 135 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:48,320 -Oh! -Oh! 136 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:49,755 I was hoping I'd see you today. 137 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:51,590 -I heard you were back in town! -Ah! 138 00:04:51,657 --> 00:04:54,460 -Wow! You look so different. 139 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:57,897 No beard and you've really slimmed down. 140 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,700 -Oh, it's all that backpacking. -Ah, yes, that's right! 141 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,201 You've been all over the world. 142 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:04,804 -Seven countries in ten years. 143 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:07,006 -Never in one spot for too long, then? 144 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,241 -No, still looking for that one job...