Payton Hall - Nanas Sales Secrets - PervNana(1) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:19,690 --> 00:00:20,690 Hi. 2 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,230 Hey, how are you doing? 3 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:25,010 I'm good. How are you doing, step -nana? 4 00:00:25,490 --> 00:00:26,870 I'm good. 5 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:29,470 How's my favorite step -grandson? 6 00:00:29,870 --> 00:00:30,870 Not so good. 7 00:00:31,170 --> 00:00:35,830 Thank you for inviting me over. I just wanted to talk to you about sales. 8 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:38,170 Are you doing good in your sales? 9 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:41,950 I ** not doing so good in my sales. You're the best salesperson I know. 10 00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:44,010 Look where you live. This is amazing. 11 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,680 You worked really hard, and I just need some advice. 12 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:55,420 You're just not making it? No. You actually really do need advice? No, I 13 00:00:55,420 --> 00:00:57,280 had a huge sale in like a month. 14 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,980 Oh, man, that's like a while. 15 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:06,200 Yeah. Well, I mean, sales isn't really about the product. You do know that, 16 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,860 right? I guess. 17 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:11,840 It's more like you have to sell them. 18 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,760 I hate to tell you this, but you have to sell them yourself. 19 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:16,760 How do you mean? 20 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:22,700 They need to like you, not just the product. I mean, the product could be 21 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,660 anything. If they like you, they'll just buy it. 22 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,840 Or they'll buy the product that they want from anybody. They'll buy the 23 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,280 they want from the person that they like. That's what they'll do. 24 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:37,700 I see. Well, I try to have a good personality, and I try to make nice, 25 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:41,820 appropriate jokes and all that fun stuff, but I seem to be dry. 26 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:43,800 I never get any callbacks. 27 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:51,300 It's more than just all that. It's more like showing them who you are. 28 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,400 You've g***t to get a little bit flirty. 29 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,420 Flirty? Yeah. 30 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:58,220 Make it fun. 31 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,780 Kind of tease them a little bit. 32 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Give them compliments. 33 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:02,620 Be flirty. 34 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:04,700 But I'm selling houses. 35 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,699 How ** I going to be flirty with the client? 36 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:13,000 I mean, if you're selling a house, you want to point out all the important 37 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,180 features of the house. Here there's a great view. 38 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,500 But there's, like, really... Whoa! 39 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:23,060 Jeez. You kind of get a little, like, innuendos like that. 40 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:28,380 Now... Just, like, you know... This is not very appropriate. 41 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,900 Your dress is riding up. 42 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,280 How do you think I feel something happens? 43 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:40,620 What do you mean? Do you... There is some strategy to this, you know. 44 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,400 You... 45 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:45,520 Are you telling me you literally flirt with your play? 46 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:49,080 Well, you have to make them feel good. If they're not feeling good and they're 47 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,380 not inspired, what do you do? 48 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:51,780 It's so inappropriate. 49 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:53,260 It's not inappropriate. 50 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,700 You just show them the actual features. 51 00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:57,980 Like, you've g***t that beach here. 52 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:03,460 Over here, you've g***t, like, a tennis court, you know? 53 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,900 Maybe, like, a peak of the beach out there, you know? Oh. 54 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:10,900 Did you notice the peak? 55 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:13,350 You've g***t to give him a peek. 56 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,570 Nana, I've never seen this side of you. 57 00:03:17,370 --> 00:03:19,110 Well, this side or this side? 58 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:21,470 Nana, please, please. 59 00:03:22,530 --> 00:03:23,850 You've g***t to make him have fun. 60 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:30,230 Nana, this is a little... I see what you're saying, but this is a little 61 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:31,290 inappropriate, don't you think? 62 00:03:31,930 --> 00:03:34,710 I don't know. Is it appropriate to make money? 63 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:39,050 I guess you're right, but even... Show me your... 64 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,740 Your assets and your great views, I should be seeing. 65 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,640 Yeah. 66 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:50,760 You can think about, like, you know, try to emulate me. Yeah. 67 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:56,860 I'm not going to lie. I kind of like this, but it's just so wrong for me to 68 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:57,860 all this. 69 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,120 It's not wrong. 70 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,480 It's very wrong. 71 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:13,060 How you make them feel. And everyone buys everything on the experience of how 72 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:13,918 they feel. 73 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,280 What life's about. 74 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,920 You're not... How far are you going with these clients? 75 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:23,060 As far as I need to. 76 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,480 To sell the house? 77 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,500 Sell everything. 78 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:28,260 Oh, jeez. 79 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:35,340 I'm glad they're teaching me things, but I don't... 80 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,440 You dress a little bit better. 81 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,900 You know, a little bit tighter pants on your a***s. 82 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:47,060 Tell your women or whatever you're selling to, you know. 83 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:49,380 Well, how do I know they're not going to get upset? 84 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:55,760 You just kind of need to, you know, you just see how much somebody can handle. 85 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:57,280 Well, how about this? 86 00:04:57,940 --> 00:05:03,440 This has really gone very far, but is this really going to help me? 87 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:07,940 I think it's really going to help you. Okay, so show me an example. If I'm a 88 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:08,940 client. 89 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:14,000 I think that you enjoy yourself at your job. That's the big key. 90 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:16,520 Enjoying yourself at your job. 91 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:22,280 I don't think that would be something that inspires people. I feel like seeing 92 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,280 that you enjoy it. 93 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,740 And this is what you do for the clients? 94 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,720 I'm not saying anything. I'm just giving you some advice. 95 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:31,180 Oh, geez. 96 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,500 This is very different, Nana. 97 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,010 Well, you're grown up now. 98 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:44,610 I know you're my step -grandson, but you are grown up. I think you can handle 99 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:46,430 it. Are you ready? 100 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:49,990 I can, but still, you know, I couldn't. 101 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:54,410 This is not how I imagined you to be ever since I grew up, you know? 102 00:05:54,690 --> 00:05:57,710 I imagined something completely different. I have a different image in 103 00:05:57,770 --> 00:06:01,490 I don't see you as a sexual being, but I can't help myself. Of course not. 104 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:04,110 Doesn't Anna still have it? I think Anna still has it. 105 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:06,670 You do, and it's, you know. 106 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:12,240 I couldn't imagine about thinking about you in this way, but I can't help it. 107 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:16,700 Well, I think it might inspire you. I think it might. 108 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:20,580 It's very inspiring. You just have to inspire yourself. 109 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,700 And once you're inspired, other people get inspired. 110 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,100 Oh, geez. 111 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:25,180 That's how the world works. 112 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:29,240 Okay. Now, I think this has gone a little too far. 113 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:34,180 I'm going to try to apply your advice. 114 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,220 I think you should try it and come back and tell me how it's going. 115 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,120 Okay. 116 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,840 I'll get back to you on that. 117 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:47,440 I have to do some actual paperwork and stuff too. 118 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:53,520 Okay. I'm going to go to the bathroom and try not to think of you. 119 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:57,340 You just get to work. Just get to work on it, honey. 120 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,640 Okay. 121 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:01,720 It's been a very strange experience for me. 122 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:03,420 I hope you learned something. 123 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:06,780 I learned a lot about my nana, that's for sure. 124 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:09,460 Oh my god, you're welcome anytime. 125 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:15,220 Yeah, I'm just a little, it's a little strange for me to see, you know, my 126 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:18,860 how I grew up with, so they just make it in front of me almost. 127 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,100 Okay. 128 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:24,060 Save me, Jesus. 129 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,380 Hey nana, guess what? 130 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:31,900 Oh, what? 131 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:33,180 I made... 132 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:34,149 Four sales. 133 00:07:34,150 --> 00:07:38,290 You made...