Last Orders (Schepisi, Fred 2001)_WEBRip.720p.x264.AAC_EN Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:47,389 --> 00:00:51,219 "If I ** fancy-free and love to wander 2 00:00:53,085 --> 00:00:56,697 "It's just the gypsy in my soul" 3 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:06,937 "If I ** fancy-free and love to wander 4 00:01:08,126 --> 00:01:10,330 "It's just the gypsy in my soul" 5 00:01:24,766 --> 00:01:26,675 'Bye, Lenny. You look nice. 6 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:30,714 Don't go near the barrow. 7 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:33,147 Lenny, leave it. 8 00:01:34,238 --> 00:01:35,994 I'll do it. Your clothes. 9 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,005 Put your coat on. 10 00:01:46,046 --> 00:01:47,388 See you whenever, lads. 11 00:01:47,454 --> 00:01:49,461 - See you, Dad. - Take it easy, Dad. 12 00:01:51,071 --> 00:01:52,893 Here, Vic, don't forget this. 13 00:02:21,823 --> 00:02:23,230 'Bye, Kath. 14 00:02:23,295 --> 00:02:24,724 I'm sorry, Vince. 15 00:02:26,399 --> 00:02:29,148 Leave it out. I'm doing you a favor, Dad, ain't I? 16 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:31,419 Don't work here anymore, remember? 17 00:02:35,391 --> 00:02:37,114 Won't be the same, will it? 18 00:02:39,007 --> 00:02:40,469 Won't be the same. 19 00:02:40,799 --> 00:02:43,101 You ain't seen the last of him yet, Bern. 20 00:02:43,839 --> 00:02:44,886 You what? 21 00:02:44,959 --> 00:02:47,709 I said, you ain't seen the last of Jack yet. 22 00:02:49,407 --> 00:02:50,585 'Course, Ray. 23 00:03:07,071 --> 00:03:08,184 It's on me, Lenny. 24 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,303 Pint? 25 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,545 This is a turn-up. 26 00:03:11,616 --> 00:03:12,991 New timetable, is it? 27 00:03:13,056 --> 00:03:14,266 'Morning, Bern. 28 00:03:15,168 --> 00:03:16,629 Retired now, are we, Lenny? 29 00:03:16,704 --> 00:03:20,501 No, I'm past the age for it, ain't I? Not like Raysy here, man of leisure. 30 00:03:21,056 --> 00:03:23,096 Fruit and veg trade needs me. 31 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:24,510 But not today? 32 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,182 You haven't told him? 33 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,044 No. 34 00:03:35,265 --> 00:03:37,207 So, we're going to Tucker's, yeah? 35 00:03:37,825 --> 00:03:40,989 - No, Vic's coming here. - Eh? 36 00:03:41,057 --> 00:03:43,195 Vic's coming here. With Jack. 37 00:03:43,905 --> 00:03:45,083 Drink up. 38 00:03:55,329 --> 00:03:57,598 'Morning. Fresh out. 39 00:04:01,057 --> 00:04:02,748 Is that it? Is that him? 40 00:04:02,817 --> 00:04:03,864 That's him. 41 00:04:03,937 --> 00:04:06,108 - What are we drinking? - What's inside? 42 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:07,904 What do you think? 43 00:04:11,809 --> 00:04:14,078 Mine's a whisky. I think it's a whisky day. 44 00:04:14,145 --> 00:04:16,567 I mean, he's not just in a box, is he? 45 00:04:16,642 --> 00:04:19,609 No, Lenny, he's not just in a box. 46 00:04:23,521 --> 00:04:24,765 Here you go. 47 00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:28,442 Doesn't seem possible, does it? 48 00:04:30,434 --> 00:04:32,539 - It's heavy, isn't it? - Packed solid. 49 00:04:32,642 --> 00:04:36,057 Is this just him? I mean, is this all of him? 50 00:04:36,865 --> 00:04:38,360 Where's Bernie g***t to? 51 00:04:38,434 --> 00:04:41,183 Jesus, Lucky, and they reckoned you was pint-sized. 52 00:04:43,170 --> 00:04:44,283 Bern? 53 00:04:48,546 --> 00:04:49,756 What's that? 54 00:04:49,954 --> 00:04:51,863 It's Jack. Jack's ashes. 55 00:04:52,642 --> 00:04:54,431 - That's Jack? - Yeah. 56 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:59,582 Jesus God, what's he doing here? 57 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,079 Last orders, Bernie. 58 00:05:01,986 --> 00:05:05,598 - Not like the ones you're used to, eh? - Yeah, you know what they are. 59 00:05:06,946 --> 00:05:08,702 Didn't anyone tell you, Bern? 60 00:05:08,771 --> 00:05:11,673 Jack wanted to go to Margate. Be scattered in the sea. 61 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:16,249 So we thought we should have a last look-in at the Coach. 62 00:05:17,794 --> 00:05:18,809 I see. 63 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:22,840 Get me a large scotch, Bernie, and one for yourself. 64 00:05:23,171 --> 00:05:25,560 I will. Thanks, Vic. 65 00:05:27,363 --> 00:05:28,737 No, no. 66 00:05:29,859 --> 00:05:31,103 It's on the house. 67 00:05:31,171 --> 00:05:32,927 - On the house. - Cheers, cheers. 68 00:05:32,995 --> 00:05:34,904 - It ain't every day, is it? - No. 69 00:05:38,115 --> 00:05:40,254 Yeah, Jesus God. 70 00:05:40,772 --> 00:05:44,732 To think he was just sitting there, six weeks ago. 71 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,025 Well, here's to him. 72 00:05:49,443 --> 00:05:50,589 Jack. 73 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,394 Right, lads, whose shout? 74 00:05:55,651 --> 00:05:57,342 As if you didn't know. 75 00:05:58,627 --> 00:05:59,805 Just testing. 76 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:02,493 You blokes would die of thirst without me, wouldn't you? 77 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,058 Same again, Bernie. 78 00:06:04,387 --> 00:06:06,809 Here, look at the form on this one. 79 00:06:06,884 --> 00:06:07,996 Cheers, darling. 80 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:10,686 Don't you go coming on to us. We're all married men here. 81 00:06:10,756 --> 00:06:13,439 - Some of us happily. - Speak for yourself. 82 00:06:13,508 --> 00:06:16,443 Come on, Gunner. Where would you be without your Joaney? 83 00:06:16,516 --> 00:06:18,752 "Always pissed and always late." 84 00:06:18,852 --> 00:06:22,365 No, where would any of us be without our better halves? 85 00:06:24,516 --> 00:06:25,760 All right, darling? 86 00:06:25,828 --> 00:06:28,643 Listen, if you fancy little fellas like Lucky here... 87 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:31,491 ...that is a different matter. There is no Mrs. Raysy. 88 00:06:31,556 --> 00:06:33,116 You'd be doing us all a favor. 89 00:06:33,188 --> 00:06:35,938 He's been on his own too long. G***t set in his ways. 90 00:06:36,388 --> 00:06:38,778 All right, Raysy, all right. 91 00:06:38,948 --> 00:06:41,818 I think you could be in there with a show, Luck? 92 00:06:47,301 --> 00:06:48,413 Well... 93 00:06:50,853 --> 00:06:52,282 Point taken, Bernie. 94 00:06:53,349 --> 00:06:55,105 Not much good for business, is it? 95 00:06:55,301 --> 00:06:57,570 Not doing yours any favors either, Vic. 96 00:06:58,021 --> 00:06:59,395 Here's to you, Vic. 97 00:06:59,845 --> 00:07:02,049 You did a really good job on Thursday. 98 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,384 Yeah, the funeral went a treat, Vic. 99 00:07:04,453 --> 00:07:06,395 - Don't mention it. - Yeah. 100 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:08,671 How's Amy? 101 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:10,301 Managing. 102 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:12,802 - She ain't changed her mind about coming? - No. 103 00:07:12,869 --> 00:07:14,691 She'll be with June as usual. 104 00:07:16,133 --> 00:07:17,507 Her decision, ain't it? 105 00:07:17,573 --> 00:07:18,719 Oh, yeah. 106 00:07:33,317 --> 00:07:34,397 Hi. 107 00:07:38,757 --> 00:07:40,481 - I'm going upstairs. - Right. 108 00:08:09,831 --> 00:08:11,838 All we need now is our chauffeur. 109 00:08:12,807 --> 00:08:14,814 Well, they're playing his song. 110 00:08:14,886 --> 00:08:16,926 Wonder what he'll bring. Seems to drive... 111 00:08:16,999 --> 00:08:19,388 ...a different car every week, as far as I can see. 112 00:08:19,463 --> 00:08:20,924 Same again all round? 113 00:08:21,383 --> 00:08:23,423 That'll be him. That'll be Vincey. 114 00:08:24,007 --> 00:08:25,414 Ain't he coming in? 115 00:08:25,575 --> 00:08:28,477 No, I think young Master Dodds wants us out there. 116 00:08:31,015 --> 00:08:32,640 Jesus Christ. 117 00:08:32,711 --> 00:08:33,856 It's a Merc. 118 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,680 Trust Big Boy. 119 00:08:35,943 --> 00:08:37,765 Jesus, it's a Merc. 120 00:08:38,599 --> 00:08:41,566 I just wanted to do Jack proud. You know, give him a treat. 121 00:08:41,639 --> 00:08:44,509 This has been stuck in my showroom for the past week, anyhow. 122 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:47,715 I just thought the old man, Jack, should get the best. 123 00:08:49,639 --> 00:08:52,738 I mean, look at it. Goes along as sweet as a nut, doesn't it? 124 00:08:52,807 --> 00:08:55,524 About as sweet as your aftershave, Big Boy. 125 00:08:57,799 --> 00:08:59,839 Don't put a dent in it! 126 00:09:00,231 --> 00:09:03,614 - Don't want to lose you a sale, do we? - All right, relax, Lenny. 127 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,668 What do you do when you're out in the hearse, Vic? 128 00:09:08,744 --> 00:09:10,402 When you're going on a motorway? 129 00:09:10,471 --> 00:09:12,643 - You step on it. - Don't encourage him, Vic. 130 00:09:12,712 --> 00:09:15,843 A hearse is different. Everyone makes way for a hearse, don't they? 131 00:09:15,912 --> 00:09:18,367 You mean they don't make way for Vince here? 132 00:09:20,775 --> 00:09:22,434 Busman's holiday, Vic? 133 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,117 Oh, babe. 134 00:09:50,792 --> 00:09:52,450 Where's my kiss then? 135 00:09:52,553 --> 00:09:55,717 No, you g***t to throw a bucket of water over them first, Jack. 136 00:09:55,817 --> 00:09:57,246 It's young love. 137 00:09:57,577 --> 00:10:00,195 Mandy, how about a kiss for me, darling? 138 00:10:00,617 --> 00:10:03,486 'Course, Jack. Come here then. 139 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,044 Come on, let the dog see the rabbit here. 140 00:10:07,112 --> 00:10:09,633 And get out of here. Take this clown with you. 141 00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:13,986 I'm sorry, chaps. I've g***t to bail out. 142 00:10:14,089 --> 00:10:15,779 Because needs must. 143 00:10:16,809 -->...