Revenge.Of.The.Bridesmaids.2010.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX]-ing1 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,961 --> 00:00:02,333 (CELL DOOR SLAMS) (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:02,713 --> 00:00:04,125 FEMALE OFFICER: Turn. 4 00:00:04,545 --> 00:00:06,127 (BAD TO THE BONE PLAYING) 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:10,221 Geez, look at me. 7 00:00:10,221 --> 00:00:12,343 And I thought my yearbook photo sucked. 8 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:14,515 ABIGAIL: And that's me. 9 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:17,478 Man, that dress does not look good on anybody. 10 00:00:18,439 --> 00:00:19,230 FEMALE OFFICER: Turn. 11 00:00:19,690 --> 00:00:21,692 "Turn"? What if I don't wanna turn? 12 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,105 Who's gonna turn me, you? 13 00:00:24,105 --> 00:00:25,776 Why don't you turn this? 14 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,027 Something you should know about me, 15 00:00:27,948 --> 00:00:29,410 I have a little problem with authority. 16 00:00:29,410 --> 00:00:30,821 FEMALE OFFICER: Turn. 17 00:00:30,821 --> 00:00:33,414 In second grade, I told our music teacher, Mrs. Florentine, 18 00:00:33,414 --> 00:00:35,496 that if she wanted us to sing like birds, 19 00:00:35,496 --> 00:00:38,209 she should get herself some freakin' birds. 20 00:00:38,209 --> 00:00:40,121 I laughed so hard I peed. 21 00:00:40,121 --> 00:00:42,213 And then we had to sit facing the corner during recess. 22 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,217 BOTH: We've been friends ever since. 23 00:00:47,218 --> 00:00:49,090 PARKER: And that's Rachel. FEMALE OFFICER: Turn. 24 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,721 PARKER: Sweet Rachel. 25 00:00:52,133 --> 00:00:53,554 The only nice one of the bunch of us. 26 00:00:54,175 --> 00:00:56,137 I feel so bad we dragged her into this. 27 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:58,559 But the thing is, we did it all for her, really we did. 28 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:00,681 That was the idea, anyway. 29 00:01:01,182 --> 00:01:02,483 You know what, maybe I better explain. 30 00:01:03,144 --> 00:01:04,145 We're bridesmaids. 31 00:01:05,396 --> 00:01:07,488 Not the good kind who love the bride like a sister 32 00:01:07,488 --> 00:01:11,242 and want to make her wedding the most special day ever. No. 33 00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:12,653 PARKER: We're more like the "Avenging angels 34 00:01:12,653 --> 00:01:16,157 "who are gonna give you what's coming to you" type of bridesmaid. 35 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,750 You know what, you're coming in in the middle of things. 36 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:22,753 So maybe I should back up a bit. Say, 20 years. 37 00:01:23,294 --> 00:01:26,797 So you can meet the fourth member of our little sisterhood. 38 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,592 ABIGAIL: This is where she lived. 39 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,843 Still lives. 40 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,176 It's such an amazing house, it has its own name, 41 00:01:35,176 --> 00:01:36,557 Bellefontaine. 42 00:01:38,889 --> 00:01:41,222 Caitlyn McNabb lives here with her mother 43 00:01:41,222 --> 00:01:42,603 and occasional stepfather. 44 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,645 (GASPS) Oh, and servants, of course. 45 00:01:44,645 --> 00:01:46,897 You need servants when your house has its own zip code. 46 00:01:46,897 --> 00:01:48,779 And by the way, "Bellefontaine" is French 47 00:01:48,779 --> 00:01:52,533 for "My house is so much nicer than your house will ever be." 48 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,616 It's a good thing Caitlyn was an only child. 49 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,868 She didn't do sharing very well. 50 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:00,241 She was much better at taking. 51 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:01,742 But we didn't mind. 52 00:02:01,742 --> 00:02:05,796 We were just little girls blinded by the magic of Bellefontaine. 53 00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:07,628 Could you blame us? 54 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:11,252 There were tea parties on the lawn with homemade biscuits. 55 00:02:12,303 --> 00:02:14,425 And a secret staircase. 56 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:17,558 You g***t to it from inside of this huge wardrobe. 57 00:02:18,219 --> 00:02:19,139 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 58 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,602 And it led all the way to the backyard. 59 00:02:21,602 --> 00:02:22,813 Coast's clear. Come on. 60 00:02:22,813 --> 00:02:25,226 We felt so lucky to be there. 61 00:02:25,226 --> 00:02:26,817 Oh, and when we didn't, Caitlyn would remind us 62 00:02:26,817 --> 00:02:29,230 how lucky we were to be there. 63 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,482 YOUNG CAITLYN: ...eight, nine, ten. 64 00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:33,534 Ready or not, here I come. 65 00:02:33,534 --> 00:02:35,736 So, then we play our own little version of hide-and-seek. 66 00:02:35,736 --> 00:02:36,827 (SHUSHING) (GIGGLING) 67 00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:39,870 Rachel! Abigail! Parker! 68 00:02:40,371 --> 00:02:43,834 And we called it "I know a place where Caitlyn can't find us." 69 00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:46,837 It was a pretty spot and under a cherry tree. 70 00:02:46,837 --> 00:02:49,290 But then, Rachel would feel guilty and we'd all go back... 71 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:52,963 CAITLYN: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess that lived... 72 00:02:52,963 --> 00:02:54,555 ...and listen to Caitlyn 73 00:02:55,846 --> 00:02:58,509 talk about Caitlyn and make up stories about Caitlyn. 74 00:02:58,509 --> 00:03:02,303 G***t married, and lived happily ever after. 75 00:03:02,303 --> 00:03:05,436 Her house, her rules, her ego. 76 00:03:06,807 --> 00:03:08,399 (ALL HUMMING) 77 00:03:11,402 --> 00:03:13,314 CAITLYN: Yoo-hoo! Here I come. 78 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,198 Wait. 79 00:03:18,579 --> 00:03:19,700 What's that? 80 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,242 I'm the groom. 81 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,533 No, you're all bridesmaids. 82 00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:23,874 There has to be a groom. 83 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:25,956 Nuh-uh. It's my wedding. Mom! 84 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:27,708 (SIGHS IN ANNOYANCE) 85 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,960 Your dress looks really pretty. 86 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,792 Well, duh. Of course it does. 87 00:03:32,002 --> 00:03:33,794 Mother! 88 00:03:34,004 --> 00:03:37,007 ABIGAIL: There she is, like most normal nine year olds 89 00:03:37,007 --> 00:03:38,969 wearing a wedding dress. 90 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,892 Right now we're playing her favorite game, wedding. 91 00:03:41,892 --> 00:03:42,893 And we're losing. 92 00:03:42,893 --> 00:03:43,974 (GROANS) 93 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,896 OLIVIA: Honeybelle, what? 94 00:03:46,687 --> 00:03:48,479 What are these girls doing to you? 95 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:49,940 They're not listening. 96 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,402 YOUNG PARKER: It's a wedding, Caitlyn, 97 00:03:51,402 --> 00:03:52,903 there has to be a groom. 98 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:55,816 My, don't you think a lot. 99 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:58,409 Well, doesn't there? OLIVIA: Well, yes. 100 00:03:58,409 --> 00:04:00,911 Technically, dear. But it's not very important. 101 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:02,703 Here, let's use this chair. 102 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:06,246 Thank you, Abigail. 103 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:09,420 There. Isn't he handsome? 104 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:11,792 And from a wealthy family, I understand. 105 00:04:13,424 --> 00:04:15,506 Lovely bride. Thank you, Mother. 106 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,008 (GIRLS CHATTERING) 107 00:04:18,679 --> 00:04:19,930 (CHUCKLING) 108 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:25,936 ABIGAIL: This was our life with Caitlyn... 109 00:04:25,936 --> 00:04:26,847 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 110 00:04:26,847 --> 00:04:29,600 ...pretty much through high school. 111 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:33,944 She called the shots and we played the parts. 112 00:04:33,944 --> 00:04:37,488 Why? It's a small town. You take what you can get. 113 00:04:37,488 --> 00:04:40,951 And in Lambert, Louisiana, we g***t Miss Caitlyn McNabb. 114 00:04:41,612 --> 00:04:43,574 After college, my folks moved out west, 115 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:45,616 and Parker and I both headed for New York. 116 00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:46,907 I g***t a book published. 117 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:50,581 (CHUCKLING) It sold okay, you know, for a first novel. 118 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:54,965 The second one is coming along slowly, very slowly. 119 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,589 Meanwhile, Parker went the acting route. 120 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,721 She did a bunch of plays off Broadway. 121 00:05:00,721 --> 00:05:04,635 Well, off, off, off Broadway. 122 00:05:05,686 --> 00:05:07,137 I mean, she was good. 123 00:05:07,728 --> 00:05:11,522 But we always kept in touch with Rachel, who never left Lambert. 124 00:05:11,522 --> 00:05:15,396 She was going out with this guy Tony she was crazy about. 125 00:05:15,396 --> 00:05:16,937 And that seemed to be enough for her. 126 00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:18,489 I mean, from what I knew. 127 00:05:18,489 --> 00:05:19,820 I don't get back home much. 128 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,782 Parker goes back a lot. 129 00:05:22,403 --> 00:05:24,575 She actually likes her parents. 130 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,867 And that's how we ended up in Lambert last week. 131 00:05:26,867 --> 00:05:30,080 Her parents' 30th anniversary, and she dragged me along. 132 00:05:31,412 --> 00:05:34,455 Parker's dad was taking her mom on the cruise she'd always wanted. 133 00:05:34,455 --> 00:05:37,838 But first, the mandatory party where every living relative 134 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,011 can ask us why we aren't married or famous yet. 135 00:05:41,011 --> 00:05:43,554 And Parker does plays in New York all the time. 136 00:05:43,554 --> 00:05:45,015 Don't you, dear? 137 00:05:45,015 --> 00:05:48,429 Uh, well, I... I audition all the time. 138 00:05:48,429 --> 00:05:49,430 (PARKER LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 139 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:52,102 ABIGAIL: This is why I don't get back much. 140 00:05:52,563 --> 00:05:54,064 Sometimes I get callbacks. 141 00:05:54,064 --> 00:05:57,438 Which is sort of like a chance to audition again. 142...