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1 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:25,550 Hello. 2 00:00:25,550 --> 00:00:27,068 Ah! 3 00:00:29,137 --> 00:00:30,205 The lovers. 4 00:00:30,757 --> 00:00:32,655 What exactly can I do for you? 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,274 So here's the deal. Quiet made a wish, 6 00:00:35,274 --> 00:00:36,756 then I came back, and I made another wish. 7 00:00:36,758 --> 00:00:38,343 It was a simple mistake, 8 00:00:38,344 --> 00:00:39,929 heat of the moment type thing. 9 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:42,585 I want the walls to come down just like Quiet. 10 00:00:42,585 --> 00:00:44,619 So I'm here to undo my wish. Nothing major. 11 00:00:44,965 --> 00:00:47,204 This is very serious. 12 00:00:47,206 --> 00:00:49,240 I gave you strict instructions. 13 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,929 - One wish per car. - I know. It was a mistake. 14 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:54,101 That's why I want to take my wish back. 15 00:00:54,103 --> 00:00:57,411 - I mean... - Do you really want that? 16 00:00:57,412 --> 00:01:00,378 It is your sister, after all. 17 00:01:00,378 --> 00:01:02,170 And you? 18 00:01:02,171 --> 00:01:04,618 You let him make this sacrifice? 19 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:06,135 It was a big lie, 20 00:01:06,137 --> 00:01:09,826 but he must have really wanted her back. 21 00:01:10,826 --> 00:01:12,343 Yeah, but Krista... 22 00:01:12,343 --> 00:01:14,896 It's my sister. It's my choice. 23 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:20,033 If you want to solve your wish problem... 24 00:01:24,343 --> 00:01:26,103 ...drink from the well. 25 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:28,481 That well? 26 00:01:29,171 --> 00:01:30,826 Mm-hmm. 27 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,102 All right, that's it. 28 00:01:56,103 --> 00:01:57,655 Everything will be taken care of. 29 00:01:59,103 --> 00:02:00,275 Really? 30 00:02:00,793 --> 00:02:02,275 Easy peasy. 31 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,585 You run along now. 32 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:10,413 Oh, and... 33 00:02:10,723 --> 00:02:12,378 ...have fun tonight. 34 00:02:15,205 --> 00:02:16,377 If he has something "fun" planned, 35 00:02:16,378 --> 00:02:17,758 we are f***d. 36 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:28,310 Nothing like a little calm before a storm. 37 00:02:51,826 --> 00:02:54,378 Wow. This bleach stuff is great. 38 00:02:54,688 --> 00:02:56,378 I wonder if it'll clean my insides. 39 00:03:00,137 --> 00:03:02,758 O-kay... 40 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:19,343 "Duh... deh..." 41 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,448 "Dearest drivers. 42 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:22,963 "Tonight, we will be celebrating 43 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:25,723 "the annual wintertide solstice promenade." 44 00:03:25,723 --> 00:03:29,170 "We will honor the transition of the seasons 45 00:03:29,171 --> 00:03:32,204 "with music, dance, and general revelry." 46 00:03:32,206 --> 00:03:35,240 Ooh! Did you say "party"? 47 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:38,240 Lucky for you, I love dirty dancing. 48 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,585 I'm not surprised about the dirty part. 49 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:42,240 You haven't washed in days. 50 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,067 And I'll pass on the dancing. 51 00:03:44,586 --> 00:03:47,448 We'll see about that. 52 00:03:48,171 --> 00:03:52,102 "Please use the contents of this stunningly crafted chest 53 00:03:52,103 --> 00:03:55,930 "to ready yourself and meet outside the gym at 8:00 PM." 54 00:03:56,448 --> 00:03:58,135 "Warm Solstice, 55 00:03:58,137 --> 00:03:59,688 "Calypso." 56 00:04:01,343 --> 00:04:02,825 So the next round is a party. 57 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,103 John, we f***d with this man's game. 58 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:08,655 So, no, I don't think this next round is just a party. 59 00:04:09,310 --> 00:04:10,792 Well, it can't be that bad. 60 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,240 I'm not taking any chances. 61 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,826 Oh, sh... 62 00:04:23,206 --> 00:04:25,964 Okay, so maybe there is a dance portion. 63 00:04:26,447 --> 00:04:29,516 Wait, did you say wintertide solstice promenade? 64 00:04:29,793 --> 00:04:31,584 I've always wanted to do a prom episode, 65 00:04:31,586 --> 00:04:32,826 but I never g***t the chance. 66 00:04:32,826 --> 00:04:34,274 But I've seen every one. 67 00:04:34,516 --> 00:04:38,136 Oh... tonight is going to be magical. 68 00:04:38,137 --> 00:04:39,653 I'm gonna own the dance floor 69 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,343 like Carlton Banks in Fresh Prince of Bel Air. 70 00:04:42,343 --> 00:04:43,584 Ain't that right, Harold? 71 00:04:43,586 --> 00:04:45,481 Aw, my own little Jazzy Jeff. 72 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,447 All right, I need your opinion. 73 00:04:48,447 --> 00:04:52,308 Do I go cocktail casual, or Transylvania chic? 74 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:55,308 I'll go with, uh, Transylvania chic. 75 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:57,170 Ah, you don't know anything. 76 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,413 Prom is for the classics. 77 00:04:59,793 --> 00:05:02,274 Time to stun these hos. 78 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:06,687 D***n. 79 00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:08,240 Ew, get a life. 80 00:05:10,447 --> 00:05:13,033 I ** so getting my eggs fertilized tonight. 81 00:05:14,723 --> 00:05:17,137 Hmm, time to party. 82 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,170 Ah, quit fiddling. 83 00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:23,033 Let Pop Pop do it. 84 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:25,860 Long over short, then through the hole, 85 00:05:25,862 --> 00:05:27,240 and back... 86 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,204 Ah, f***k it. You know what? 87 00:05:29,206 --> 00:05:31,687 If Ricky didn't need a tie in My So-Called Life, 88 00:05:31,689 --> 00:05:33,447 neither does my Stu. 89 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:37,620 Yo! 90 00:05:38,757 --> 00:05:42,310 Purple suit. Looking sharp, Stu. 91 00:05:43,379 --> 00:05:45,620 - It's plum. - Plum, huh? 92 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:48,723 - Like the fruit. - Yeah, I g***t it. 93 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:52,516 S***y a***s suit, check. 94 00:05:52,757 --> 00:05:54,723 Handsome son of a bitch to fill it in, 95 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:56,033 double check. 96 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,550 How great is this? 97 00:05:57,550 --> 00:06:00,309 I mean, the invites, the suits. Oh... 98 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:02,516 It's like I'm in a fairy tale. 99 00:06:02,516 --> 00:06:04,930 Ugh, God, this is f***g lame. 100 00:06:12,723 --> 00:06:13,862 Whoa. 101 00:06:20,654 --> 00:06:22,101 Is there breeze in here? 102 00:06:22,103 --> 00:06:24,343 - You look amazing. - Thanks. 103 00:06:24,757 --> 00:06:25,826 Chopping it up kind of worked out. 104 00:06:25,826 --> 00:06:27,137 Also... 105 00:06:28,481 --> 00:06:30,172 - It'll still hide my hatchet. - Oh. 106 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:33,963 This dress fits like s***t. 107 00:06:33,965 --> 00:06:36,619 I think that's because you have it on backwards. 108 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,274 Here, let me help you. 109 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:40,101 How did you do this? 110 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Please, enter the gymnasium. 111 00:06:56,965 --> 00:06:58,963 Beautiful. 112 00:06:58,965 --> 00:07:01,067 Oh, very handsome. 113 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:03,033 Well, here we f***g go. 114 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,516 Lovely. Very dapper. 115 00:07:07,826 --> 00:07:12,240 Welcome to the wintertide solstice promenade, 116 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:16,136 a celebration dating back to the Roanoke Colony. 117 00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:18,550 And back then, we... They... 118 00:07:19,137 --> 00:07:22,067 ...would gather to honor life's transitions, 119 00:07:22,516 --> 00:07:25,343 the moments we all share in common. 120 00:07:25,689 --> 00:07:28,137 And this eve, we honor the death of autumn, 121 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:30,894 and celebrate the birth of winter. 122 00:07:30,896 --> 00:07:34,310 We honor the dead with our own offering... 123 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,413 ...of life. 124 00:07:39,723 --> 00:07:41,240 I wonder what we're offering. 125 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:47,103 Oh, good. It's blood. 126 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:51,757 Who's next? 127 00:08:13,481 --> 00:08:16,379 I g***t a splinter. 128 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,793 Right or left? 129 00:08:19,172 --> 00:08:20,620 I think we can skip you. 130 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,033 Cal, I g***t to tell you, loving the theme. 131 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:27,206 Also, you are a masterful storyteller. 132 00:08:27,481 --> 00:08:29,379 Hmm. Thank you. 133 00:08:50,586 --> 00:08:52,309 To those who have fallen. 134 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:07,000 Thank you for your offering. 135 00:09:13,895 --> 00:09:16,379 Hmm. All better. 136 00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:25,758 My, uh, splinter didn't disappear. 137 00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:29,722 Now, there has been much death, 138 00:09:29,724 --> 00:09:32,274 and there will be more, but tonight? 139 00:09:33,586 --> 00:09:35,033 Tonight... 140 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,033 ...is for the living. 141 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:55,033 Let's party! 142 00:09:59,654 --> 00:10:01,688 Come on. Don't be shy. 143 00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:06,206 - Yes! - Go dance. 144 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:09,067 It's all happening. 145 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,205 Ah! It's all happening! 146 00:10:13,688 --> 00:10:14,826 Have an hors d'ouevres. 147 00:10:22,517 --> 00:10:23,722 Pinwheel? 148 00:10:25,172 --> 00:10:26,586 What the f***k? 149 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:32,792 Hey, everybody, get over here 150 00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:35,274 and make a...