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1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,250 Shots fired, shots fired! 4 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:08,791 Repeat, we've g***t shots fired! 5 00:01:10,166 --> 00:01:13,041 Requesting backup. We had shots fired. 6 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:16,291 Jesus Christ. I think someone's just jumped the Albanians. Go. 7 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:39,666 Where is my backup? 8 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:45,208 Oh! No, no, no, no, no! 9 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,083 Well, you know how it is. 10 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:12,666 That swag, just how I like it. 11 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:19,625 And I said, "Well, who? Me, or the mugs who shorted the stock?" 12 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:22,375 It's like please take stock of how s***t you are. 13 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,666 Or like, uh... 14 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,416 stock, stoc--stock up 15 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:37,166 on, um, knowledge about the situation? 16 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,791 Just don't make mistakes. 17 00:02:41,541 --> 00:02:44,750 So, hang on, what did you do when they asked about day trading? 18 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:47,208 Oh. I said, "Oh, hmm, f***k off." 19 00:02:49,416 --> 00:02:50,916 Hugh. Did you update that server? 20 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,958 Oh. Hmm... f***k off? 21 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,916 I mean, it wasn't sort of f***k off in a sort of nasty way, 22 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,250 just sort of f***k off joking. 23 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:09,041 Well, I can't say I quite get the "joke" myself, 24 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:12,875 and this isn't the first time we've had to talk about your "soft skills." 25 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:15,791 Look, Hugh. Keep in your lane, hmm? 26 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:19,041 Stay on top of the Wi-Fi and stop trying to be part of the team. 27 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:21,833 Is your Wi-Fi okay? 28 00:03:21,916 --> 00:03:23,166 - It's fine. - Okay. 29 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,750 - State your name. - Marlon Swift. 30 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:27,750 You had a chance to see the script? 31 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,541 Would it be okay if I went a bit off-piste? 32 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:34,833 I always find improv helps me find the truth of a character. 33 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:36,250 Uh, yeah. Sure. 34 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:44,375 It's not hard... it's impossible, Jennifer. 35 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:48,500 Impossible to be in a body that won't give you what you want. 36 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:54,041 No. Don't, Jennifer. Please. 37 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,875 Don't you dare cry. 38 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:01,333 Don't you do that, Jen. 39 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:04,291 This isn't about you. I want you so much, but my body-- 40 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:10,000 Sorry, I think--Marlon? Maybe just one on... script? 41 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:19,166 It's not hard... to stay hard 42 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:21,916 with "Rocket Power For Men." 43 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:26,458 I can't do this anymore, Terry. I want proper work. 44 00:04:26,541 --> 00:04:28,041 Says the Pizza Knight. 45 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,250 I didn't spend three years of drama school 46 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:31,125 - to end up selling frozen dinners. - F***k sake. 47 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:33,541 No more ads. Acting. Authentic, gritty characters. 48 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:36,291 I wanna plumb the depths of the human condition. 49 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:38,208 We've been down this road before. 50 00:04:38,291 --> 00:04:42,208 Feedback's always the same, they don't buy you as the intense guy who's seen horrors. 51 00:04:42,291 --> 00:04:44,083 I'm an actor, I can be anything. 52 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:47,291 You're from The Cotswolds, you're not Al Pacino. 53 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:50,375 Look, I've g***t something that's much more your wheelhouse: fresh in this morning, 54 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:53,291 - West End venue. - West End. Okay. 55 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:55,333 Character is an elven messenger 56 00:04:55,416 --> 00:04:58,375 who directs kids to the toy store of their dreams. 57 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:02,458 - Is this standing about with a sign? - In the West End. 58 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:04,916 I really think you can bring something to this. 59 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,250 Only thing is, they need someone to commit for the whole season. 60 00:05:28,916 --> 00:05:30,958 - Can I use your toilet? - Sorry. 61 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:32,666 Toilets are only for paying customers. 62 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,916 - Please. I'm desperate. - I'm afraid it's a strict rule. 63 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,083 You'll have to get something. 64 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:37,125 Oh, fine, fine. 65 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:41,208 Uh, just do me a Celtic symbol. But be quick. 66 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:47,166 Nice! Great escalation. 67 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:50,750 See that was funny because they weren't trying to be funny. 68 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:53,416 They just committed to their characters and rolled with it. 69 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:56,000 - Um, yup. Trish and Dave, you're up. - Oh. 70 00:05:59,791 --> 00:06:03,875 Okay, okay. Scene title: "Customer Service." 71 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:06,916 How can I help you, sir? 72 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,333 I've g***t a rash. 73 00:06:08,416 --> 00:06:12,041 - Oh. Well, lucky for you, I'm a doctor. - No, you're not. You're a plumber. 74 00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:14,250 A plum--No. 75 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:17,166 - No, I'm a doctor. I do doctoring-- - Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 76 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:18,500 Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. 77 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:22,458 If she says she's a doctor, she's a doctor. Right? 78 00:06:22,541 --> 00:06:27,083 "Yes, and"? "Yes, and" always "yes, and," and then build on it. 79 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:29,000 Never hang your partner out to dry. 80 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:32,875 See, improv is all about being in the moment, 81 00:06:32,958 --> 00:06:36,291 even if the moment is completely insane. 82 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:41,208 Because when you're on that stage, there are no mistakes... 83 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,750 Only opportunity. 84 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:45,416 Sorry, I'm so sorry. 85 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,166 No, it's okay. Are you here for class? Oh, that's great. 86 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:50,708 Let's get you to jump in with Marlon. 87 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:53,291 Marlon? 88 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:58,333 I'm just working on my character. Maybe a war veteran. 89 00:06:58,416 --> 00:07:01,625 Yeah, you don't know what the scene is yet, Marlon. Come on. 90 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:03,958 - Yeah. Come on. - Okay. Um... 91 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:05,458 Just trust your gut. 92 00:07:05,541 --> 00:07:09,791 - And when in doubt, "yes, and." - "And." 93 00:07:09,875 --> 00:07:10,958 Yes. 94 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:12,833 "And." 95 00:07:12,916 --> 00:07:15,208 Oh, I was just saying "yes," 96 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:18,666 but yes. And. 97 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,666 Yeah. You can just wait till the scene starts. 98 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:23,875 Okay. Scene title: "Bad Babysitter." 99 00:07:30,791 --> 00:07:32,791 Uh, sorry I'm late. 100 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:36,166 I was just remembering what happened over there. 101 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,250 Carnage. 102 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,666 So where's my boy? 103 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:42,000 Don't overthink it. 104 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,125 Uh, crikey... 105 00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:44,416 Where's little Timmy? 106 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:48,500 - First thing that pops into your head. - I...really have no clue. 107 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:50,041 You lost my son? 108 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:57,291 Thanks, Kat. 109 00:07:57,375 --> 00:07:59,083 - See you next week. - Mm-hmm. 110 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:02,333 Hey, Kat. Did you get that my war vet was anti-vax? 111 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:05,291 Yeah. 112 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:06,375 Good. 113 00:08:07,416 --> 00:08:10,291 Signed up to the rest of the class, and... 114 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:16,125 sorry, just trying to improvise something around the word "class." 115 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:17,333 I wouldn't force it. 116 00:08:17,416 --> 00:08:20,250 Right, right. Just relax. Oh, my--Christ! 117 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,625 - I'm so sorry. - Uh, no, it's fine. Leave it. 118 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:24,125 - Are you sure? Okay. Thank you. - Yeah, yeah, I g***t it, I g***t it. 119 00:08:24,208 --> 00:08:26,000 - No problem. I'll see you next week. - Okay. 120 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:29,875 Hey, Kat. Could we have some advice? 121 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:31,333 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. 122 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:33,750 'Cause we've g***t some agents coming to the showcase next week. 123 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:37,833 What? Wow, that was fast. 124 00:08:37,916 --> 00:08:40,916 So, are there any questions we should ask? 125 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,291 Oh. Well, um, see, you could ask, 126 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:49,125 are they looking for a 39-year-old redhead with an expiring work visa? 127 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:50,875 No, no, no, no, no. 128 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:56,000 I would ask how they're gonna handle it when the auditions dry up. 129 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:58,750 When you've been hustling for years and years and years, 130 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:03,250 and you've g***t nothing to show for it other than, uh, two lines 131 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:05,791 as "Sassy Barista" in a shitty sitcom. 132 00:09:05,875 --> 00:09:08,250 I mean, that's the question, right? 133 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:12,833 Are they gonna stick around when things get f***g dark? 134 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,708 Thanks, Kat. 135 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,791 Yeah. Anytime. 136 00:09:26,041 --> 00:09:27,500 What the f***k?! 137 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:30,708 I mean, obviously, life is...