Anarchy.Parlor.2015.720p.BRRip.x264.AAC-ETRG Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:49,733 (GLOVE SNAPS) 2 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:53,103 (SLAPPING) 3 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,643 (EXHALES) 4 00:01:20,964 --> 00:01:24,101 (FOOTSTEPS) 5 00:01:26,970 --> 00:01:28,539 (RATTLING) 6 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:51,628 (HIP-HOP PLAYS) 7 00:01:58,735 --> 00:02:02,606 (RAPPING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 8 00:02:15,319 --> 00:02:18,722 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 9 00:02:24,761 --> 00:02:27,865 (RAPPING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 10 00:03:08,372 --> 00:03:10,841 (MUSIC ENDS) 11 00:03:18,181 --> 00:03:22,586 (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 12 00:03:22,686 --> 00:03:25,055 MAN #1: Oh, my God! (INDISTINCT) 13 00:03:25,155 --> 00:03:28,058 MAN #2: Come look at his shirt! He's always nice to you! 14 00:03:28,158 --> 00:03:30,794 - MAN #1: I hate him! - MAN #2: Ah, f***k you! 15 00:03:30,894 --> 00:03:34,565 - MAN #1: Come on, man! - MAN #2: Let's go. Let's do this! 16 00:03:34,665 --> 00:03:37,000 - BOTH: Cheers! - Cheers! 17 00:03:38,902 --> 00:03:41,238 Yo, this was a great idea for a graduation trip! 18 00:03:41,338 --> 00:03:43,674 - I told you, this place is the s***t! - You were right! 19 00:03:43,774 --> 00:03:46,944 Hey, you never told me Kelly's little sister was so slamming hot! 20 00:03:47,044 --> 00:03:50,614 Oh, come on, bro, she was 16 when Kelly and I started dating in college. 21 00:03:50,714 --> 00:03:53,117 - Ah... - Besides, she lives in London. 22 00:03:53,217 --> 00:03:57,621 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Isn't the legal age of consent, like, 16 in the UK? 23 00:03:57,721 --> 00:03:59,957 What are you doing to me? 24 00:04:00,057 --> 00:04:02,159 - Oh! - You f***g a***e! 25 00:04:02,259 --> 00:04:04,661 - Yeah! F***g party! - Too slow, bitches! 26 00:04:04,761 --> 00:04:07,164 - Oh! - This place f***g rules! 27 00:04:07,264 --> 00:04:09,299 - (LAUGHS) Oh, my God! - Go! 28 00:04:09,399 --> 00:04:11,802 - Okay. - Oh! 29 00:04:11,902 --> 00:04:14,805 Oh, that's your girlfriend. 30 00:04:18,141 --> 00:04:22,012 (WOMAN LAUGHS) 31 00:04:22,112 --> 00:04:24,214 I love this song. 32 00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:28,085 Oh, my God! Look at f***g Brock! 33 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:32,222 - WOMAN: He's such a douche bag. - Oh! 34 00:04:32,322 --> 00:04:36,293 - Oh! - Shut up, be serious. 35 00:04:36,393 --> 00:04:40,664 I wanna make a toast to the two girls I love most in the world! 36 00:04:40,764 --> 00:04:44,868 - (ALL SHOUTS) - I love you, girls, too! 37 00:04:48,472 --> 00:04:51,942 Oh, my God! (LAUGHS) 38 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:56,279 - Wait up. More shots? - Duh! We're in Europe! 39 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,883 - Do you think Jesse is hot? - Oh, you're kidding me. 40 00:04:59,983 --> 00:05:02,853 - No, no. - He's always been nice to me. 41 00:05:02,953 --> 00:05:06,256 Uh, he's been friends with Kevin since freshman year. 42 00:05:06,356 --> 00:05:08,387 So what is, like, his deal? 43 00:05:08,487 --> 00:05:11,304 He's from some super rich family on the east coast. 44 00:05:11,404 --> 00:05:13,997 Hang on. He's rich and cute. 45 00:05:14,097 --> 00:05:16,166 I actually might f***k him on this trip. 46 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:18,368 - Oh! - You s***t! 47 00:05:18,468 --> 00:05:20,270 - Oh, my God! - (LAUGHING) 48 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:22,973 - Hey! Whoo! - Hey. 49 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,776 - (LAUGHS) - Let's go! 50 00:05:26,698 --> 00:05:28,938 Who are those f***g sluts Jesse's talking to? 51 00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:32,416 What's the matter? You jealous he might s***k on their titties instead of your titties? 52 00:05:32,516 --> 00:05:34,818 Obviously not! Shut the f***k up. 53 00:05:36,318 --> 00:05:39,189 Guy, I just g***t us an invite to a sick mansion party. 54 00:05:39,289 --> 00:05:43,260 DJ, drinks, free f***g everything. Who's in? 55 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,196 - F***k yeah! - I'm not sure, guys. I mean... 56 00:05:46,296 --> 00:05:51,368 - Jesse, you know these girls? - Who the f***k cares, p***y? 57 00:05:51,468 --> 00:05:53,270 Did you see those f***g titties? 58 00:05:53,370 --> 00:05:56,707 Let's go! Now who wants a goddamn shot? 59 00:05:56,807 --> 00:05:59,876 - I'll take one. - Cheers! 60 00:05:59,976 --> 00:06:02,245 - ALL: Cheers! - Whoo! 61 00:06:02,345 --> 00:06:06,216 (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 62 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:13,423 (WOMAN SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 63 00:06:40,183 --> 00:06:43,854 F***k! I think I died and went to heaven, bro! 64 00:06:43,954 --> 00:06:46,289 (SHOUTING) 65 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,175 Whoo! 66 00:07:06,576 --> 00:07:09,913 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 67 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,783 Hey, guys. I need to find a bathroom. 68 00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:15,051 I think I saw one at the bottom of the stairs. 69 00:07:15,151 --> 00:07:17,053 Okay, great. I'll be right back. 70 00:07:17,153 --> 00:07:18,421 Okay. 71 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:34,371 (PANTING, MOANING) 72 00:07:34,471 --> 00:07:38,308 - Like my p***y? - No. 73 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:09,339 (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC FADES OUT) 74 00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:08,992 - Oh, s***t! Oh, my God! - (LAUGHS) 75 00:10:09,092 --> 00:10:13,229 - You scared me. - Sorry about that. Wow. 76 00:10:13,329 --> 00:10:17,334 - A lot of really cool s***t in here, huh? - Yeah. 77 00:10:19,335 --> 00:10:24,174 Um... yeah, but we should probably get back. 78 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:25,675 The girls sent me to come find you. 79 00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:28,144 Look at how old these paintings are. 80 00:10:28,244 --> 00:10:30,580 They must be worth a fortune. Hey, check this out. 81 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,116 They all have the same last name. 82 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:36,252 You think they're part of some kind of family lineage? 83 00:10:36,352 --> 00:10:39,556 Probably. (LAUGHS) I don't know. 84 00:10:39,656 --> 00:10:42,125 What I do know is that there is an extremely large, 85 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:46,162 muscular security guard walking around that might kick us out if he found us in here. 86 00:10:46,262 --> 00:10:48,298 So we should probably stick to the main party. 87 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,434 - Good idea. (LAUGHS) - Come on. 88 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:57,307 (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 89 00:11:03,379 --> 00:11:05,582 - MAN: Drink up. - WOMAN: All right. 90 00:11:05,682 --> 00:11:08,651 Hey! I'm gonna go get a drink. 91 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:13,323 Bartender, two shots, please. 92 00:11:26,402 --> 00:11:29,439 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 93 00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:42,485 - American. - Uh, yeah. 94 00:11:42,585 --> 00:11:45,688 - I like your tats. - And that's your friend. 95 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,291 Who? Him? 96 00:11:48,391 --> 00:11:52,095 - Yeah, I guess. - And his name? 97 00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:55,765 Brock. Do you want me to introduce... 98 00:11:58,535 --> 00:12:00,637 What the... 99 00:12:00,737 --> 00:12:04,174 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 100 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:11,181 - Whoa. - Do you like rough girls? 101 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:15,518 - Brock? - Yes. 102 00:12:15,618 --> 00:12:17,854 I like. F***k, I like. 103 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:21,491 Gross! Look at all her tattoos and piercings! 104 00:12:21,591 --> 00:12:24,260 She's the perfect girl. She can take charge of him. 105 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,663 I hope he chokes on her ring. 106 00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:29,299 (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 107 00:12:32,302 --> 00:12:35,338 Come on, fuckers, let's dance! 108 00:12:36,773 --> 00:12:38,475 Yay! 109 00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:55,325 (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 110 00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:46,876 S***t! I've never done anything like this before. 111 00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:48,244 When in Vilnius, right? F***k it. 112 00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:50,480 This will do. 113 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,549 Ready to get down right here? 114 00:13:52,649 --> 00:13:56,619 Now, take off that shirt and f***k me hard. 115 00:13:56,719 --> 00:13:59,389 Oh, f***k. 116 00:14:02,025 --> 00:14:06,496 Yo, Amy! Meet Uta. Uta, meet Amy. 117 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,365 Uta, that's a cool name. Yeah, we kind of met earlier. 118 00:14:09,465 --> 00:14:13,203 Yeah. Uta means "prosperous in battle" or some s***t. 119 00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:16,439 We're gonna go back to her tattoo parlor and check it out. 120 00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,641 - You're a tattoo artist? - I'm an apprentice. 121 00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:21,644 But you should get a tattoo from The Artist. 122 00:14:21,744 --> 00:14:24,714 - He's world famous. - Really? That... 123 00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:28,418 Amy, um, I don't think that's such a good idea. We were just leaving. 124 00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:32,622 Yeah. You coming to get a tattoo? 125 00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:36,392 Okay. Great. Well, let me tell the others. 126 00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:39,262 - Wait here. - C***k blocker. 127 00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,998 Don't worry. This changes nothing. 128 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,968 Hey, guys. Guys! That girl's a tattoo artist. 129 00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:48,471 I'm gonna go back to her shop and get a tattoo. Do you guys wanna come? 130 00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:52,589 We're ok. We're gonna stay here. And then we're gonna head back to the hotel. 131 00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:56,846 Yeah, seriously. Come party with us. You can get a tattoo tomorrow. 132 00:14:56,946 -->...