An.Evening.With.Beverly.Luff.Linn.2018.1080p.WEBRip.x264-[YTS.**] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:01:35,603 --> 00:01:40,603 3 00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:09,753 Tyrone. What blend is that bag? 4 00:02:10,854 --> 00:02:12,955 Winter. Oh, s***t. 5 00:02:12,957 --> 00:02:14,957 Sorry, Shane. 6 00:02:14,959 --> 00:02:18,127 Please, pay better attention. 7 00:02:18,129 --> 00:02:21,196 It's just we never had a mid-winter blend before, 8 00:02:21,198 --> 00:02:23,665 and it's, like, why and who cares? 9 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:26,036 I can't think about that, Tyrone, and neither should you. 10 00:02:28,939 --> 00:02:32,740 - Good morning, Lulu. - Good morning, Carl. 11 00:02:32,742 --> 00:02:35,211 Hey, Lulu. Check this out. 12 00:02:44,654 --> 00:02:46,521 Are you break-dancing, Carl? 13 00:02:46,523 --> 00:02:49,257 Yes. It's... body popping. 14 00:02:49,259 --> 00:02:51,893 [Shane] Ice! No dancing! 15 00:02:51,895 --> 00:02:53,663 Get back to work. 16 00:02:56,032 --> 00:02:57,801 [door bells jingling] 17 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,473 Excuse me. 18 00:03:04,741 --> 00:03:06,076 Excuse me? 19 00:03:09,879 --> 00:03:11,848 May I have a large cappuccino, please? 20 00:03:13,550 --> 00:03:15,085 [coins clinking] 21 00:03:16,552 --> 00:03:18,554 [cash register dings] 22 00:03:22,624 --> 00:03:25,560 Here you go, sir. One large cappuccino. 23 00:03:25,562 --> 00:03:27,862 Thank you. Is Mr. Danger here? 24 00:03:27,864 --> 00:03:29,866 Yeah, hang on a second. 25 00:03:38,308 --> 00:03:42,043 Hi. Shane Danger, Manager. 26 00:03:42,045 --> 00:03:44,345 Mr. Danger, I'm Barry Ofeld 27 00:03:44,347 --> 00:03:46,682 with Human Resources from our corporate office. 28 00:03:48,052 --> 00:03:50,720 Is there somewhere we can speak in private? 29 00:03:56,092 --> 00:04:01,062 The reason for my visit is the company is in the process of scaling back operations. 30 00:04:01,064 --> 00:04:04,300 This means making across-the-board personnel cuts, Mr. Danger. 31 00:04:05,935 --> 00:04:06,968 Oh. 32 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:08,602 Unfortunately, we must ask you 33 00:04:08,604 --> 00:04:12,241 to relieve one of your employees of their responsibilities. 34 00:04:12,243 --> 00:04:14,042 I will leave that to your discretion, 35 00:04:14,044 --> 00:04:16,811 but we'd like this to happen immediately, Mr. Danger. 36 00:04:16,813 --> 00:04:20,314 - Do you have any questions? - No, I don't think so. 37 00:04:20,316 --> 00:04:24,154 Times are tough, Mr. Danger. Better one of them than you. 38 00:04:25,055 --> 00:04:26,890 Good point. 39 00:04:32,895 --> 00:04:35,198 Not a very good cappuccino. 40 00:04:36,733 --> 00:04:38,635 If you'll excuse me. 41 00:04:42,372 --> 00:04:43,971 [door opens] [bells jingling] 42 00:04:43,973 --> 00:04:47,075 That guy was checking you out, Lulu. 43 00:04:47,077 --> 00:04:50,011 No, I was checking him out, Carl. 44 00:04:50,013 --> 00:04:54,217 [laughing] 45 00:04:56,952 --> 00:04:58,921 It wasn't that funny, Carl. 46 00:05:01,091 --> 00:05:04,859 Lulu, if you could see me in my office. 47 00:05:04,861 --> 00:05:06,196 Certainly. 48 00:05:20,676 --> 00:05:24,446 I'm sorry. There was nothing I could do about it. 49 00:05:24,448 --> 00:05:27,248 You can stop going on about it. 50 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:28,852 I don't care about the job. 51 00:05:34,457 --> 00:05:37,191 Oh. Someone told me today what they were building 52 00:05:37,193 --> 00:05:38,794 behind the hardware center. 53 00:05:40,796 --> 00:05:43,964 Oh, but I can't remember what it was. 54 00:05:43,966 --> 00:05:45,335 [sighs] 55 00:05:56,846 --> 00:05:59,913 Oh, I remember now. 56 00:05:59,915 --> 00:06:03,919 They're putting in a state-of-the-art fitness center behind the hardware center. 57 00:06:05,355 --> 00:06:07,823 Might have to get my gym bag on. 58 00:06:14,397 --> 00:06:17,098 [sighs] Thanks, sweetie. 59 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:20,767 Now I have to find my way to bed in the dark. 60 00:06:20,769 --> 00:06:24,740 [man on TV chattering] 61 00:06:30,212 --> 00:06:31,747 Sweetie. 62 00:06:34,316 --> 00:06:36,484 Five dollars for fun. 63 00:06:36,486 --> 00:06:39,353 Why don't you enjoy yourself and buy one of those cinnamon swirly things 64 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:41,224 you like so much from the bakeshop? 65 00:06:44,093 --> 00:06:47,163 I will see you later, won't I, sweetie? 66 00:06:50,832 --> 00:06:52,435 [groans] 67 00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:58,774 [door closes] [chattering continues on TV] 68 00:07:00,410 --> 00:07:03,844 [Carl] Kinda does feel like a morgue with Lulu gone. 69 00:07:03,846 --> 00:07:07,781 - She was fun. - Yeah, well, she g***t fired, Carl. 70 00:07:07,783 --> 00:07:10,117 Times are tough. We have jobs to do. 71 00:07:10,119 --> 00:07:12,852 And this is what happens when you don't do your job. 72 00:07:12,854 --> 00:07:15,423 So, we have our first casualty, guys. 73 00:07:15,425 --> 00:07:18,060 Might not be our last. 74 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:29,537 You gonna have problems with your marriage now you fired your wife, Shane? 75 00:07:29,539 --> 00:07:34,074 [sighs] No, I ** not gonna have problems with my marriage now, Tyrone. 76 00:07:34,076 --> 00:07:36,109 I have a tremendous marriage. 77 00:07:36,111 --> 00:07:38,512 In fact, Lulu is relieved not to be working. 78 00:07:38,514 --> 00:07:40,814 Well, I g***t problems, Shane. 79 00:07:40,816 --> 00:07:43,250 My mom just g***t diabetes. 80 00:07:43,252 --> 00:07:47,053 I have to buy her a little scooter to get her around, but I don't have no money. 81 00:07:47,055 --> 00:07:50,824 I'm sorry about that, but you have to save, Tyrone. 82 00:07:50,826 --> 00:07:53,127 I save everything I can, 83 00:07:53,129 --> 00:07:56,266 and I think positive all the time! 84 00:07:58,501 --> 00:08:00,601 Okay, I have to take a s***t. 85 00:08:00,603 --> 00:08:02,936 Can you guys man the shop for 25 minutes? 86 00:08:02,938 --> 00:08:04,273 [Tyrone] Sure. 87 00:08:09,344 --> 00:08:12,446 Who shits for 25 minutes? 88 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:16,850 [man on TV] Love me, love me, love me. 89 00:08:16,852 --> 00:08:19,387 [Shane] Hey, nearly birthday girl. 90 00:08:19,389 --> 00:08:21,988 Can I make you a cappuccino? 91 00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:24,157 Oh, I used to make cappuccinos. 92 00:08:24,159 --> 00:08:26,993 Sweetie, Mr. Ofeld said, 93 00:08:26,995 --> 00:08:31,131 "Either the both of you go, or just the girl. 94 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:33,133 The girl's gonna go anyway though." 95 00:08:33,135 --> 00:08:36,039 So I chose to stay, so at least one of us has a job. 96 00:08:37,906 --> 00:08:40,106 You seem sad. 97 00:08:40,108 --> 00:08:44,578 Yeah, well, this TV is really shitty, you know? 98 00:08:44,580 --> 00:08:46,647 That's what I want for my birthday... 99 00:08:46,649 --> 00:08:49,082 a new, bigger, better TV. 100 00:08:49,084 --> 00:08:52,419 So I can sit in front of it all day until my a***s gets so fat and flat 101 00:08:52,421 --> 00:08:54,289 we have to get a new couch. 102 00:08:55,524 --> 00:08:58,957 Don't say that. 103 00:08:58,959 --> 00:09:01,162 Plus, we don't have that kind of money right now. 104 00:09:01,164 --> 00:09:03,364 Not until I become area manager, 105 00:09:03,366 --> 00:09:05,901 which, I think, is gonna happen, by the way. 106 00:09:08,671 --> 00:09:10,503 [sighs] 107 00:09:10,505 --> 00:09:12,040 Now that's a real cappuccino. 108 00:09:14,242 --> 00:09:17,577 Maybe I should ask my brother for a new TV. 109 00:09:17,579 --> 00:09:20,313 He's g***t that kind of money in his cashbox. 110 00:09:20,315 --> 00:09:22,449 [laughs] Who? Adjay? 111 00:09:22,451 --> 00:09:23,952 Yeah, right. 112 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:32,158 How much money does Adjay have in his cashbox? 113 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,596 More than what you have in your tiny little cashbox. 114 00:09:35,931 --> 00:09:38,467 I don't have a f***g cashbox. 115 00:09:41,636 --> 00:09:45,938 There's no way that little fuckin' vegan has more money than me. 116 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,943 No, he does. 117 00:09:49,945 --> 00:09:51,313 [exhales] 118 00:09:52,615 --> 00:09:54,584 If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bath. 119 00:09:58,186 --> 00:10:03,058 Oh, yes. I ** the fresh fun, goodie goodie man. 120 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:10,263 An... Evening... with Beverly Luff Linn. 121 00:10:10,265 --> 00:10:15,001 For one magical night only. 122 00:10:15,003 --> 00:10:17,671 Beverly. Beverly Luff Linn. 123 00:10:17,673 --> 00:10:20,442 Luff Linn. Luff Linn. 124 00:10:27,282 --> 00:10:29,382 Is that you, sweetie? 125 00:10:29,384 --> 00:10:30,918 Yes. 126 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:37,660 Sweetie, exactly how much money is in Adjay's cashbox? 127 00:10:40,195 --> 00:10:42,664 A lot. 128 00:10:48,737 --> 00:10:52,674 Sweetie, I don't understand how Adjay has g***t all this f***g money. 129 00:10:53,642 --> 00:10:55,040 He saves. 130 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:57,176 So do f***g I! 131 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,414 Well, Adjay saves more than f***g you. 132 00:11:01,183 --> 00:11:02,317 [sighs] 133 00:11:11,593 --> 00:11:15,195 Okay, do we all know what we're doing? I'm staying in the car. 134 00:11:15,197 --> 00:11:18,765 I'm walking in with you, Shane, and asking a guy to take me to the grains of paradise. 135 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:21,601 And he will take you to the back of the store to the spice aisle. 136 00:11:21,603 --> 00:11:23,403...