Emily.in.paris.S01E05.BTN+ION10.English-WWW.MY-SUBS.NET Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:16,429 Okay, so the chef has a girlfriend, and guess who it is. 2 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,316 All I do is play guessing games with the kids. 3 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:21,101 - Please, for my sanity, use your words. - Camille. 4 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,807 The beautiful blonde from the gallery? 5 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:25,137 Beautiful and genuinely nice, which shouldn't be allowed. 6 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,570 It's, like, just choose one. 7 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,531 I wish Gabriel had told me he had a girlfriend 8 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:30,011 before I thanked him with my mouth. 9 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:32,371 - I thought you just kissed him. - I did. 10 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:35,079 Your English is as confusing as your French. 11 00:00:35,140 --> 00:00:36,149 Yeah, I feel stupid. 12 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:37,391 In both languages. 13 00:00:37,392 --> 00:00:39,160 Look, French men are flirts. 14 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:41,207 Just act normal when you see him. 15 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,791 - But I'm trying not to see him. - Oh. 16 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,586 Which is kind of impossible when we live in the same building. 17 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,915 I really like him, and I just thought that he... 18 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:51,927 - Ugh. I don't know what I thought. - Oh. Bonjour. 19 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,340 Un café s'il vous plaît. 20 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,678 Um, j'aime le café, 21 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,426 les fruits 22 00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:00,435 et un croissant avec le préservatif. 23 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:04,148 Okay, there's a vending machine for that in the men's room. 24 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,614 What did I just say? 25 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:09,402 "Préservatif" doesn't mean preserves. 26 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,829 You just ordered a croissant with a side of condoms. 27 00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:12,848 Oh, my God! No, I don't want that! 28 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:15,485 She's gonna bareback her breakfast! 29 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,495 - See, I can't get anything right. - It's a common mistake. 30 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:19,698 They're called faux amis. 31 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:22,418 So, "un crayon" isn't "crayon." It's "pencil." 32 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,459 - Mm-hmm. - "Un médecin" isn't "medicine." 33 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:25,481 It's "doctor." 34 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,780 Faux amis, is that, like, fake friends? 35 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,652 Yep. Like you and Camille. 36 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:31,052 You're gonna be friends with her 37 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:34,512 but just so you can stay close to her hot, hot boyfriend. 38 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,394 I'm not doing that. And I'm trying to avoid her, too. 39 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,806 Oh, good. Look, direct hit coming our way. 40 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,941 - Incoming! - Hey. 41 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:43,018 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 42 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,401 - Mwah! - What? Camille! 43 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:47,680 I'm so happy that we have the same café. 44 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:48,712 You remember Mindy? 45 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:51,363 - Yes, of course. - Great. Oh, yay. 46 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,664 I'm just grabbing some croissants for Gabriel. 47 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,698 I can never get him out of bed in the morning. 48 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,083 Aw, sleepyhead. 49 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:01,659 - Best kind. - Mm-hmm. So chic. 50 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:02,786 But may I? 51 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,750 - Just, yeah. - Oh. 52 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:10,009 Like, you know, French way. 53 00:02:10,010 --> 00:02:11,026 On the side. 54 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:14,050 Oh, let me take a photo of you for your emilyinparis account. 55 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:15,069 Wanna get in? 56 00:02:15,070 --> 00:02:16,080 - Get in! - Okay. 57 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,224 Yeah, sure. 58 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,599 Okay. 59 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,101 - Say, "Amies." - Amies. 60 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,903 So cute. 61 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,149 Oh! 62 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,649 I will follow you so you can tag me. 63 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:30,944 Cool. 64 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:34,200 Oh, my God, you have so many followers. 65 00:02:34,210 --> 00:02:35,986 Oh, Emily knows how to make friends. 66 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,358 You okay? The scarf too tight? 67 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:47,037 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 68 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,104 Hmm. 69 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:58,510 Bonjour ! Check this out. 70 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,965 Durée Cosmetics just DM'd me on Instagram. 71 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:03,385 They invited me to their influencer lunch today. 72 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:05,274 - You? An influencer? - I know. 73 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,071 They must have mistaken me for someone else. 74 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,153 But I love Durée. 75 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,979 They were the first lip gloss I ever bought. 76 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:13,651 Well, not actually bought. My friend Cindy stole it from Target. 77 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,895 - She's a teacher now. - Hmm. Sounds right. 78 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:19,157 Oh, it's at... it's at the Hôtel d'Évreux? Is that good? 79 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,830 No, none of this is good. 80 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:24,249 We don't speak of Durée in this office. They used to be a client. 81 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,499 What happened? 82 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:29,626 We don't speak of it, Emily. 83 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:32,358 Okay. 84 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,340 Hmm. 85 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:39,678 Sylvie, just curious... 86 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:43,061 It is customary to knock, wait for a reply, then enter. 87 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:45,807 Okay. 88 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,096 Busy. 89 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,747 I just noticed you don't have a cosmetics company on your roster. 90 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:53,944 What an illuminating insight. 91 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,435 Did you ever have one? 92 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:57,486 Bobbi Brown? Laura Mercier? 93 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,071 Durée? 94 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,580 A representative from Hästens Luxury Beds 95 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:07,580 is coming in tomorrow, and I expect you to have great campaign ideas. 96 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,214 Of course. But can I just go back to the cosmetics question? 97 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:11,461 - No. - Okay. 98 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:25,057 Bring the Eiffel Tower to bed. 99 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:26,139 Huh? 100 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:28,352 For Hästens. That could be the slogan. 101 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,854 They're Swedish, so using a Paris landmark may not... 102 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:35,608 No, no, no, no, no. Not the Eiffel Tower. 103 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,902 - The Eiffel Tower. - He means the s***x position. 104 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,697 The woman is on all fours, 105 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,122 and the two men, one in front, one in back, 106 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,621 and they, uh... 107 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,794 - How you say "clap"? - High-five. 108 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:51,502 Wait, why do they high-five? 109 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:52,672 To make shape. 110 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,842 - Eiffel Tower. - Please put your hands down. 111 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,302 Uh, but then it's only London Bridge. Not as fun. 112 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,633 Yes, that's true. 113 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,888 Okay, well, I would love to stay 114 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,061 and educate you on workplace harassment, 115 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,121 - but I've g***t a lunch. - You're going? 116 00:05:10,122 --> 00:05:11,770 The event that dare not speak its name? 117 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,063 Yes. I just need a one-on-one with Olivia Thompson. 118 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:16,100 Their CMO? You're insane. 119 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,650 Well, they think I'm an influencer. 120 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,614 Maybe I can influence them to stay at Savoir. 121 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,620 - Bonjour. I'm Em... - Oh! 122 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,786 - Aw! Hi, mon amour ! - Hi. 123 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:35,705 - Ça va ? - Très bien. 124 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:39,093 Wow, what a cute dog. I love goldens. 125 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:42,132 Well, you should follow him. It's CashmereGoodBoy on Instagram, 126 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:43,716 and he just hit 100,000 followers. 127 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:47,182 Thank you, my love. Do you have one for Cashmere? 128 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:50,733 - But of course. - You know he'll get jealous. 129 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:53,685 Name? 130 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:57,438 Bonjour. I'm emilyinparis, and I was invited on Instagram. 131 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:58,983 Everyone was. 132 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,937 Oh. 133 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,527 Um, can I get a big one like Cashmere? 134 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,283 Oh, let me check. 135 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:07,328 Not enough followers. 136 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:11,408 So now, please integrate the products in your social media content. 137 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,616 We...