Maybe Baby.(2018) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,952 Survival of the fittest. 2 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,235 It's the law of the jungle. 3 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,278 There's always someone trying to take what's yours. 4 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,469 How do I know? 5 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,275 It almost happened to me. 6 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,480 Hi-yah! 7 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,559 Tim Templeton... 8 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,948 quit monkeying around. 9 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,758 Hot dogs are getting cold. 10 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,114 Hot dogs? 11 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,236 At least, this is how I remember it. 12 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,560 All right, buddy, let's eat. 13 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,477 You see, I was seven years old... 14 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,598 and back then, you relied on your imagination. 15 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,557 When I wasn't exploring the Congo... 16 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,950 I was a deep sea diver. 17 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,150 Tim! 18 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,320 Our hero! 19 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,634 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. 20 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:47,800 I g***t this! 21 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,629 Grab on! 22 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,230 Some days, I rescued my parents. 23 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:01,440 That way! 24 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,232 Other days, they rescued me. 25 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,111 - I'm losing control. - Tim, look out! 26 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,039 Tree! 27 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,030 You're breaking up! 28 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,200 Slow down, Tim! 29 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,679 - Turn, Tim. - Turn! 30 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,799 - Are you hurt? - I'm okay. 31 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,075 Show Mommy your teeth. 32 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,918 It was just the three of us. 33 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,354 The Templetons. 34 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,670 And three is the perfect number. 35 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:23,840 Interesting fact... 36 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,798 did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature? 37 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,351 I was the luckiest kid ever. 38 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,670 My parents even had cool jobs. 39 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,519 They worked for the biggest pet company in the world... 40 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,720 Puppy Co. 41 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,631 - Yes, Mr. F rancis? - Puppy Co needs you. 42 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,835 It's go ti me. 43 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,311 They worked in a department called "Marketing..." 44 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,671 where they g***t to launch new products. 45 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,593 Even though my parents worked really hard... 46 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,120 they still made just enough time for me. 47 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,039 Three stories, five hugs, and my special song, right? 48 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,240 You g***t it! 49 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,792 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 50 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:14,230 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 51 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,789 All your life 52 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:21,556 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 53 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,150 Hey, Tim. How would you like to have a baby brother? 54 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,470 No, thanks. I'm enough. 55 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,551 Life was good. Life was perfect. 56 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,358 But as I drifted off to sleep... 57 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,478 something my parents said g***t me thinking. 58 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,710 Where do babies come from? 59 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:25,309 The day I g***t a little brother started like any other day... 60 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,878 but little did I know... 61 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,952 my life would never be the same. 62 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,958 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 63 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,520 Wake up, little halflings! 64 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,470 Morning, Wizzie! 65 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,315 What great adventure lies in wait for you today? 66 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,080 Oh, yeah! 67 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,631 My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination. 68 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,839 But I clearly remember... 69 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,390 the baby was delivered in a taxi. 70 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 What the... 71 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,200 Hey! 72 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,878 Tim, look who's here. 73 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:49,037 Meet your new baby brother. 74 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,349 Baby what? 75 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,751 Brother. 76 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,717 I had a million questions. 77 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,711 Who is this guy? Why is he here? 78 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:58,880 What's with that outfit? 79 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,355 Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me? 80 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,351 Does he know karate? What's going on? 81 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,070 That way? 82 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,240 - Okay. - Okay. 83 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,016 Right from the start, he was yelling at people... 84 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,678 ordering everyone around. 85 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,393 Oh, you want this? 86 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,236 One thing was clear. He was the boss. 87 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:20,111 He set up his office, right smack dab in the middle of the house. 88 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,400 He conducted meetings. 89 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,431 - You called? - Do you need Señor Squeaky? 90 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,913 Lots and lots of meetings. 91 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,752 Even in the middle of the night. 92 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,033 I'm up! I'm up! 93 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,736 - We're coming! - We'll be right there! 94 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,957 If things weren't done to his immediate satisfaction... 95 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,556 he had a fit. 96 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,593 - Where's the bottle? - He has to have his bottle! 97 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,553 He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger. 98 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,111 Everyone except for me. 99 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,908 - Diaper! - Bottle! 100 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,956 Dad! I can't sleep. 101 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,633 I know, bud. Me neither. 102 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,916 The baby needs a lot of attention right now. 103 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,080 Okay, good talk! 104 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,355 - But... - It's okay. 105 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,635 Daddy's here. Daddy's here. 106 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 What about me? 107 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,596 The year: 2057. 108 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:22,038 Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating a hostile alien invasion. 109 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,151 It's so much worse than we thought. 110 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,719 Mom, he's naked! 111 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:01,840 I'm naked! 112 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,149 Say "naked." 113 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,320 No! 114 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,514 Who's Mommy's little cutie? Are you Mommy's little cutie? 115 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,035 No, he's Daddy's little tough guy, right? 116 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,760 You know one of us has to go with Mr. Francis to the pet convention. 117 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,068 In Vegas. 118 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,440 - You know what? You should go. - No, no. You should go. 119 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,520 Well, you need a break. 120 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,336 - I'll stay with the baby, and you... - Maybe the baby should decide. 121 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,670 Who do you want to stay with you? Daddy or Mommy? 122 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:28,989 Or Daddy? 123 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,593 He wants his mommy. 124 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,557 Okay, we need to talk! 125 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,755 In private. 126 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,279 - Sure. - About what, bud? 127 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,431 About the b-a-b-e-e. 128 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,359 "Y ', ' Tim. 129 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,238 Why? Because he came out of nowhere! 130 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,400 We don't even know him. 131 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,754 How can we trust him? 132 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,672 Come on, he's just a baby. 133 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,714 Seriously? I'm the only one that thinks there's something weird about this guy? 134 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,911 - Oopsie! I g***t it. - Five-second rule. 135 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,348 Tim? 136 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,753 Look at him! He wears a suit! 137 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,593 I know. Isn't it cute? He's like a little man. 138 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,591 He carries a briefcase. 139 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,557 Does no else think that's... 140 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,950 I don't know, a little freaky? 141 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,599 Well, you carried Lam-Lam around until you were like... 142 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,273 This is not about Lam-Lam. 143 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,559 All babies are different, Tim. 144 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,073 And each one is special. 145 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,958 He's taking over the whole house! 146 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,439 Are you taking...