Emily.in.paris.S01E06.BTN+ION10.English-WWW.MY-SUBS.NET Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,986 Yes, Gabriel! 2 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:30,452 Ugh. 3 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:35,789 - Oh! Oh! - Ugh. Again? 4 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,422 - Oui ! Oui ! Oui! - Oh! 5 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:45,003 Oui ! 6 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:52,297 They were at it all night. 7 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,385 Frenchmen never get tired of having s***x. 8 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,471 It's like docking them in a Lightning port. 9 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,476 My battery's dead, and I have a huge day at work. 10 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,266 Ugh! 11 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,311 - I can't believe this. - Mm, what? 12 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:06,265 Stop this s***t now, a***e! 13 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:08,776 Send voice note to Dad. 14 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,150 - That's how you talk to your dad? - The Zipper King? 15 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,974 His third assistant will soften the tone when she reads it. 16 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,282 He's bribing me to come home. 17 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,697 - Again. - With what? 18 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:21,577 Oh, my God, a BMW? 19 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,535 And the house behind it. 20 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:27,335 - He's giving you a house? - Yeah. Right next to my parents' place. 21 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:31,300 All I have to do is go home, join his trainee program, 22 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:33,802 and start dressing like Angela Merkel. 23 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:36,045 And you're giving up all that to be a nanny? 24 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,595 - Do you really like Paris that much? - Yes, I do. 25 00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:42,205 But also, I can never go back to China. 26 00:01:42,206 --> 00:01:43,374 Why not? 27 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:44,654 Well, first of all, 28 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,769 there's the life my parents have planned for me. 29 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:48,504 Um, marry the right guy, 30 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,145 live on the right street... 31 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:54,315 and also, ahem, there is this. 32 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:58,115 ♪ I'm gonna swing... ♪ 33 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,081 Oh, my God, you were on Chinese Idol? 34 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,831 We call it Chinese Popstar. 35 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,213 That's so cool. 36 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:06,160 ♪ Chandelie... ♪ 37 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,339 I choked in front of billions of people. 38 00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:18,140 - Not millions, billions. - Ugh. 39 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:21,141 And when they found out who my father was, 40 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,015 I became a meme. 41 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,021 Oh, boy. 42 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,813 I was so mortified, I had to get out of China ASAP. 43 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:32,154 And so I gave up, and I came here and went to business school 44 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,985 like my dad wanted me to. 45 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,160 And I failed at that too. 46 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,528 Well, of course you did. You're a singer. 47 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:40,365 Was a singer. I had my shot, and I blew it. 48 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,661 No, you get more than one shot, Mindy. 49 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,325 In China, you only get one kid. 50 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,004 You need to get back out there. 51 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,962 Just find a stage and get your groove back. 52 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:49,752 You're so cute. 53 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,876 But, you know, the wonderful thing about Paris 54 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,514 is that nobody judges you for doing nothing. 55 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,644 It's practically an art form here. 56 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,519 You know what? We actually have a name for it. 57 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:00,974 Um, they call us "flâneurs." 58 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:03,635 You're not a flâneur. You're in hiding. 59 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,664 And what more fabulous place to hide? 60 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,900 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 61 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,148 Hey. 62 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:18,736 - You said we had to wear all black. - Mm, I said you had to. 63 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,533 You'll blend in perfectly at Pierre Cadault's couture house. 64 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:25,828 However, I have no interest in blending in. 65 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:29,959 Emily, I've been dreaming of meeting Pierre Cadault since I was 12 66 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,593 and stole issues of French Vogue from my mum's beauty salon. 67 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:34,761 He's a legend. 68 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,589 Oh, I know, Julien. I did my homework. 69 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,795 I know all about his feud with Valentino, 70 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,426 his affair with Elton John, 71 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:44,602 and his pet iguana, Evangelista, that apparently won't die. 72 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:47,602 Actually, the iguana has died five times. 73 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:50,305 They just replaced it and called it by the same name. 74 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:51,436 - No! - Yes. 75 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:53,572 Oh! Hey, Sylvie, um... 76 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,780 did you see my e-mails about social strategy? 77 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:58,070 Pierre Cadault detests social media, 78 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,114 but his manager knows he needs it to compete. 79 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:03,118 If we get the account, that's something to discuss in the future. 80 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:08,291 So today, just observe, admire, and try to disappear, hmm? 81 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,583 Won't be a problem. I wore all black. 82 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,127 That's not black. That's off-black. 83 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,640 Since the 1800s, 84 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:26,060 only design houses chosen by the French Federation of Fashion 85 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,310 may refer to their work as "haute couture." 86 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,153 Pierre Cadault is one of them, of course. 87 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,479 Uh, Monsieur Cadault does not chase trends. 88 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:35,114 He's... He's an artist. 89 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:38,281 Even now, he's offered his talents to design costumes 90 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,861 for the new ballet this week at the Paris Opera. 91 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:44,327 Oh! Ah! Sublime ! 92 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:48,745 Il... Il arrive ! 93 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,827 Hold my hand. Okay, let it go. 94 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,160 Dominique, I wish you wouldn't show the costumes. 95 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:57,692 - They're not ready! - Oh, Pierre. 96 00:04:57,693 --> 00:04:59,258 Oh là là ! They are more than ready. 97 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:00,840 They elevate ballet. 98 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:04,175 The team here from Savoir was just saying so, n'est-ce pas ? 99 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,262 Oh, yes. 100 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,805 The Instagrammers. 101 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,604 Oh, no, Monsieur Cadault. 102 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,274 It's the honor of my career to be here. 103 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,877 Of my life. 104 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:15,897 Hmm. 105 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:20,954 And you? 106 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,490 Uh... 107 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,873 Um... 108 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,202 Beyond honored. 109 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,575 I... I mean, 110 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,541 uh, I've always... 111 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,747 um, admired your work. 112 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:36,089 And being here, 113 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,209 it's just fabulous. 114 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,341 "Fabulous"? 115 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:44,473 You... Your... Your couture is... is a confection. 116 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:47,314 I could eat your clothes! 117 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,518 Ringarde. 118 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,058 Ooh! Ah! 119 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,055 Oh, Pierre! Pierre! 120 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,358 Wait! What happened, guys? 121 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,026 What does "ringarde" mean? 122 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:06,324 It means "basic." 123 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:07,907 He called you a basic bitch. 124 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,329 What? Because of my bag charm? 125 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,108 Do you think he's her son or her lover? 126 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,696 Oh, um, I... I was just... 127 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:51,237 watching to see if the Caesar salad is really worth 20 euros. 128 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,747 She's forceful. 129 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:53,829 Bit controlling. 130 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:55,997 Like a mother. 131 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,918 And now she's feeding him... 132 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,504 like... 133 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,707 a lover. 134 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,130 Oh, God, I hope. 135 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:10,095 Loser buys the next bottle of wine. 136 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,265 You're so sure you're right? 137 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,266 I'm a professor of semiotics. It's, uh... 138 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:18,192 - Study of symbols. - Hmm. 139 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,521 I have a master's in communication. 140 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:23,106 Then you know it's my job to read such things. 141...