Emily.in.Paris.S01E07.1080p.WEB.H264-CAKES Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,572 {\an8}A little retail therapy before work? 2 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:34,284 Unlike you, Emily, I don't have much time for shopping. 3 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,661 And I'll be away next week. 4 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,913 Ooh! Is it a work trip? 5 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,582 Or a girls' trip? 6 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:41,708 Femme voyage? 7 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:44,377 No, actually, it's a none-of-your-business trip. 8 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,421 Oh, we have those in America, too. 9 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,298 Well, you deserve a vacation. 10 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,925 And you can count on me to make sure everything runs smoothly 11 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,010 while you're gone. 12 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,138 Oh, I could help with the Fourtier flagship party this week. 13 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:58,516 Oh no, no, no, no. I don't need another problem right now. 14 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,436 Well, given that there's an American actress hosting the event, 15 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:04,397 I just think that you should be utilizing the American in your office. 16 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,525 You really think you're up for the task? 17 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,651 Absolutely. 18 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,528 Très bien, then you babysit the actress, 19 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,572 but don't come to me with any stupid questions. 20 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,201 If you're doing it, you should be saving me time and energy. 21 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,078 On it. 22 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:31,424 I have Brooklyn Clark's travel itinerary and her talking points for the party. 23 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:33,676 Sylvie says this is your problem now. 24 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,303 "Problem"? I love her. 25 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:36,679 I've seen all of her movies. 26 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,681 I can't believe Sylvie's letting me do this. 27 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,809 She's in a good mood because she's going on vacation. 28 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,144 Yes, to St. Barts with Antoine. 29 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:46,231 - But you didn't hear it from me. - I'm gonna pretend like I never heard it. 30 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:47,315 Heard what? 31 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,652 Just that I'm running point for Brooklyn Clark at the Fourtier launch. 32 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:53,321 - Pfft. - You're not a fan? She's a big movie star. 33 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:56,032 Yeah, in America. In France, she is so-so. 34 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,702 Her genre of movies are seen as a little bit foolish. 35 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:00,745 Really? Why? 36 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:03,540 American romantic comedies, they are so dishonest. 37 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,417 Here, we like more of a French ending. 38 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,545 - Which is what? - Tragic. 39 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:09,629 More like life. 40 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,548 He dies or loses a limb. 41 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,676 Or she prefers to be a lesbian, which happens. 42 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:16,803 Yeah, happy endings are very American. 43 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:19,264 But they give you hope, and the hero wins in the end. 44 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,349 Don't you want to see the hero win? 45 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,309 No, I want to see life, 46 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,228 the hero tortured for his love, 47 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,437 and the actress naked. 48 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,065 But don't you want to go to the movies to escape life? 49 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,484 Thinking you can escape life is your problem. 50 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,238 You can never escape life. 51 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:36,823 Never. 52 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:41,119 Welcome to the French ending. 53 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:57,093 {\an8} - Bonjour. I'm here to see Brooklyn Clark. - We don't have anyone here by that name. 54 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,512 {\an8}- Really? I was told that she was here. - No. 55 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,806 {\an8}Uh, it's fine, Ratatouille. She's with me. 56 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,099 {\an8}Are you coming? 57 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,144 {\an8}You have to use the alias. 58 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:07,478 {\an8}I'm under Marie Curie. 59 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,688 {\an8}Or Marie Callender. 60 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:09,814 {\an8}Which one's pie? 61 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:13,026 {\an8}I'm Emily Cooper from Savoir. I'm such a huge fan of yours. 62 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:14,277 {\an8}I wanted to tell you that now 63 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,613 {\an8}in case I blurt it out middle of a conversation. 64 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,072 {\an8}You're so sweet. 65 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,282 {\an8}Do you have any weed? 66 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,575 {\an8}Um, not on me. 67 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:23,119 {\an8}Actually, marijuana is highly illegal in France. 68 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,663 {\an8}Oh. I'm just kidding. 69 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,126 Oh, my God. 70 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:34,380 Okay, so I thought that we could go over the agenda for the Fourtier party. 71 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,966 Thank God. First off, I have nothing to wear. 72 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,719 Uh, yeah.  I can see that. 73 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:43,139 I mean, usually, I just, like, unzip whatever they send to the hotel, 74 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,142 which is how I ended up in that atrocious romper at the VMAs. 75 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,854 What? No, no, you… you… you looked great. 76 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,398 I looked like a camel-toed toddler. 77 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,734 Well, um, I have a connection, 78 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:55,944 um, at Pierre Cadault. 79 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,071 Oh. Isn't he dead? 80 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,156 No, no. He's definitely alive. 81 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,908 Ah. I love that for him. 82 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:06,120 - Feels a little dusty for me, though. - Uh, no, he's not dusty. 83 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,039 He's sophisticated, he's classic 84 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,500 and certainly never designed a romper. 85 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,628 Yeah. I mean, I see your point. 86 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,964 Give me your phone, Bucket Hat. 87 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:22,720 Just text me the details tomorrow. I'm free from three to five. 88 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,265 Oh, and don't tell my fat publicist. I hate her. 89 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,850 Uh, great. Okay, sounds like a plan. 90 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,020 Um, but, really, about this Fourtier agenda… 91 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,564 I'm so sorry. Can you give me, like, 15? 92 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,566 I have to m***e after a long flight. 93 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,194 Kidding? 94 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,324 Okay, well, I'll… I'll just, like, 95 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,326 put this on the table, then, for you. Okay. 96 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,078 Thanks. You're the best. 97 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,259 Oh, my God, I can't believe you saw Maid of Dishonor's b***s. 98 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:03,594 - Wait, who? - One of Brooklyn's most popular movies. 99 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,722 You know, the one about the widowed wedding cake baker 100 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,057 who all the grooms fall in love with, and then we find out 101 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,935 - that they're actually ghosts? - Oh, yeah. That was stupid. 102 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,271 Uh, I cried. 103 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,523 It was so sad. They were ghosts. 104 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:16,816 Hey, guys. 105 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:18,192 Hey! 106 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,945 - Mm! - Tu travailles trop, chéri. 107 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:24,240 I know. I'm exhausted. What are you guys talking about? 108 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,577 - Oh, Emily saw a movie star naked today. - Almost naked. 109 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,079 - Cool. Who? - Brooklyn Clark. 110 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,415 She's hosting this party for Fourtier. They're our client. 111 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,168 Actually, you guys should come. 112 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,545 It's gonna be super fancy, and I control the guest list. 113 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:39,172 Ugh. D***n, I can't. 114 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:41,424 Nanny duties in Provence all weekend. 115 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,969 Yeah, me too. I mean, I have to go to Brussels and meet a collector. 116 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,889 But Gabriel is in town. You should go, honey. 117 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:49,390 No pressure. 118 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,351 Oh, sure. Sounds fun. 119 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,228 And also, you need to celebrate. 120 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,231 - Can I tell them the news? - Oh, there's nothing to tell. 121 00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:01,319 Okay, Gabriel's boss has finally agreed to sell him the restaurant. 122 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:04,072 - What? Congratulations! - Oh, my God! That's huge! Yay! 123 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:07,867 So he will be able to do everything he wants to do with the place. 124 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,786 Except that's not what's happening, Camille. 125 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,412 Uh, I can't afford it. 126 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,207 The down payment alone is completely out of my reach. 127 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,292 Yeah, but my parents are...