MomComesFirst.com-Brianna Beach-THE HAPPY FAMILY Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:11,819 Hi, sweetie. 2 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:12,820 Hello. 3 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,440 How's my beautiful wife doing? 4 00:00:15,340 --> 00:00:17,500 Hi. What are you doing home so early? 5 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,920 Oh, I finished up with the office early today. 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,780 Okay. What are you doing? 7 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:24,040 What do you mean, what ** I doing? 8 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,200 Excited to be home early or what? 9 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,280 I **. I was just getting some housework done. 10 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,400 Okay. Taking things away in the laundry. 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,200 Oh, my gosh. 12 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,420 You always dress up that way when I work? 13 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,560 It's comfortable. 14 00:00:48,970 --> 00:00:49,970 heavy. 15 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:47,520 Hey, don't be too loud, all right? 16 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,180 What? Don't be too loud. Archie's still home. 17 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,460 He's in his room, though, right? Mm -hmm. 18 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,660 But I know how you are sometimes. 19 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:10,020 All that breathing you do. 20 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,040 Thank you. 21 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:11,420 You've talked to him, right? I mean... Yeah, I've talked to him all the time. 22 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,820 How come he's jerking off all the time? 23 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,200 Jerk. 24 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,260 You need to... I think you should sit down with him. 25 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:20,240 Me? Yeah. 26 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:26,480 Like, I don't know, maybe you can kind of see what's going... He doesn't talk 27 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,480 me. 28 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,380 So awkward. 29 00:05:32,340 --> 00:05:33,099 All right. 30 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,100 Just, you know, tomorrow or something, just try to talk to him and... 31 00:05:39,559 --> 00:05:40,820 Maybe you can do something better than this. 32 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:42,660 I'll try. 33 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,760 Okay. 34 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,800 So, honey, listen, you and I have to have a talk, all right? 35 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:08,660 Okay. 36 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:11,720 You walked in on your dad and I yesterday. 37 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,420 This is what, like two or three times now? 38 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,800 I know your dad's had a conversation with you about it. 39 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:20,780 What's going on? Talk to me. 40 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:28,000 It's just, I'm just getting these erections, and I just 41 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,160 can't help it. I'm just horny all the time, you know? 42 00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:36,140 Well, listen, it's typical of your age, but, you know, I... 43 00:06:36,590 --> 00:06:38,730 Or your parents and your mom. You can't. 44 00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:42,450 It's not appropriate for you to be doing that kind of thing. You g***t it? Listen, 45 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,330 this is not acceptable. 46 00:06:46,130 --> 00:06:47,130 What now? 47 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:50,970 It's just, I get them so many times a day and I just really, I don't know what 48 00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:51,970 to do. 49 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:54,470 They just won't stop. 50 00:06:57,090 --> 00:07:02,830 Connie, I can't help you with that. 51 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:04,330 That's not my place. 52 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:07,360 I mean, don't you have a girlfriend or something? 53 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:13,520 No, but I just, I was just really trying to, you know, make it so that that urge 54 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,620 goes away. It just, it's really bothering me. 55 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:20,200 Yeah, clearly you're making it so that urge goes away. I mean, your father and 56 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,600 have caught you countless times masturbating and then watching us having 57 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:28,960 It's really not appropriate, okay? 58 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:33,580 Okay, it's just, I don't know what to do. What can I do? 59 00:07:39,450 --> 00:07:41,550 Honey, what do you mean, what can you do? 60 00:07:42,970 --> 00:07:46,090 It's just, I don't. 61 00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:47,910 Look at you. 62 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:50,430 Even right now. 63 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:59,650 Sweetheart, there's a certain thing that mothers and sons 64 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:05,410 can't do. And there's certain things that you shouldn't be involved in. 65 00:08:06,190 --> 00:08:07,190 All right? 66 00:08:07,230 --> 00:08:12,030 I know, but it's just, like, even now, I can't... It's become a problem. I can't 67 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:13,030 help it. 68 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:19,070 Archie, stop touching yourself. 69 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:23,450 I can't. It's just the urge won't go away. 70 00:08:25,390 --> 00:08:32,169 I don't even know what to say to you anymore. This is so 71 00:08:32,169 --> 00:08:33,169 frustrating. 72 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,610 Archie! It's just... See this? 73 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:41,380 Mom, you have to understand. It's all day. I don't know what to do. 74 00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:45,520 Take your hands out of your pants. 75 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:49,060 That's what you've g***t to do. Exercise some self -control. I can't help it. 76 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:57,080 Look, seriously? 77 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:02,760 Well... Well what? 78 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,580 I just... I don't know what to do. 79 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,660 You seem like you're doing it right now. 80 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:11,980 I just... It won't go away. What should I do? 81 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,580 Stop touching it. That's what you should do. 82 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:18,640 But the urge, it's still... It's still there. 83 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:20,700 Okay. 84 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,460 Put that away. 85 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:28,160 But, Mom, I... I can't... I can't stop. 86 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,160 When did this get so big? 87 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:32,580 Um... 88 00:09:34,730 --> 00:09:39,710 I mean, maybe... Mom. You gotta put this away. Mom, maybe if you help me out, 89 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,030 it'll stop. 90 00:09:44,470 --> 00:09:45,470 RJ, 91 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:47,110 we gotta put this away. 92 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:48,430 Mom, please. 93 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:53,890 I really think if you maybe help me out a little bit, it would really go away. 94 00:09:54,730 --> 00:09:55,730 Alright. 95 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:57,370 Alright. 96 00:09:58,610 --> 00:09:59,610 Thank you. 97 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:23,990 Don't sound so excited, all right? 98 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:26,610 But it's really, I think it's really helping. 99 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:28,670 Tell your dad about this. 100 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:30,290 Yes, ma '**. 101 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:42,810 Stop making noises like that. Sorry, sorry. 102 00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:52,170 Uh, hi honey, I'm home. 103 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:55,750 Hi. 104 00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:57,190 You guys having a nice little talk? 105 00:12:58,130 --> 00:12:59,710 We were, yeah. 106 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:02,010 With your, our son's d***k in your mouth? 107 00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:03,630 Are you kidding me? 108 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,050 What is this? 109 00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:09,490 I thought, I don't know what else to try. 110 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:11,990 Is that not going to help? 111 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:16,350 No, it's a try, so I'm just going to, I'm just going to f***k Archie's d***k. 112 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,710 I mean, it was working. 113 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,100 And it doesn't look like you were hating it either. 114 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,320 What are you talking about? 115 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:33,580 Uh, your cocks on your pants. Oh, s***t. 116 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:35,740 Uh... Uh -huh. 117 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:39,620 Okay, I'm going to watch you for a second. You still shouldn't... You what? 118 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,160 I'm going to watch you guys for a minute, okay? I'm sorry. 119 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,199 He's still touching it. 120 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,200 Jesus Christ. 121 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:49,480 That's what her son does. He touches his d***k all the time. 122 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,900 Archie, stop touching your d***k. 123 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,600 I can't help it. 124 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,080 You were doing great. 125 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,200 Now I know where he gets it from. 126 00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:01,380 Well, God d***n it. 127 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,300 You still shouldn't have done that. 128 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,520 This is over the line, okay? 129 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Isn't it? 130 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,100 I told you. 131 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,900 I wanted to try something else. 132 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,360 And besides, 133 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,300 it's kind of nice. 134 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,360 So what? 135 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:33,240 Try this and don't tell anybody about this. Of course not. 136 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:39,780 It's better work. It's better. I didn't really think it was really helping out 137 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:40,780 or something. 138 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,900 Look at you. You talk about him jerking off all the time, but you can't keep 139 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:16,080 your hands off that. Well, I'm already here, so, right? I mean, we might as 140 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:21,240 just do this as a family. I mean, we're already doing it. 141 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,580 I mean, because you obviously don't have any better ideas. 142 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,280 I think you liked my idea. 143 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:35,880 Okay, I liked it. 144 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,840 I'm okay with it. 145...