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1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,200 Here comes your little diaper change. 4 00:00:33,079 --> 00:00:34,360 Oh come on. 5 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,479 Come on baby. 6 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,839 How ** I going to change you squirming around like that. 7 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,159 Yes. 8 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:42,200 You think it's funny. 9 00:00:43,519 --> 00:00:45,400 You think it's so funny. 10 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,239 Yes you do. 11 00:00:50,319 --> 00:00:51,360 Yea... 12 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,400 you think it's funny. 13 00:01:33,839 --> 00:01:35,959 It's gonna get better. 14 00:01:52,159 --> 00:01:55,000 I could just take on more shifts. 15 00:01:56,239 --> 00:01:58,039 We hardly see you as it is. 16 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,000 I know. 17 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,039 Look... 18 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,119 We do this once, 19 00:02:05,119 --> 00:02:05,959 we do it once! 20 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,519 She'll never know. 21 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:23,360 Jesus Christ 22 00:02:29,319 --> 00:02:30,800 Baby... 23 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,639 if I can go in there lactating 24 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:35,519 then you... 25 00:02:35,519 --> 00:02:37,600 you can f***g do this. Okay. 26 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,839 You can f***g do this, baby. 27 00:02:39,839 --> 00:02:41,079 I love you 28 00:02:50,839 --> 00:02:52,519 Come on baby. 29 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,400 F***k. 30 00:03:05,079 --> 00:03:06,839 She's f***g crazy. 31 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:11,759 Okay. 32 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,959 F***k. F***k. F***k. 33 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:27,560 Come on baby. Come on baby! 34 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,000 Come on baby. 35 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,039 Go, go, go, go, go! 36 00:03:48,039 --> 00:03:49,600 Drive baby, drive! 37 00:03:49,959 --> 00:03:51,200 What happened there? 38 00:03:51,879 --> 00:03:53,400 What the f***k was that?! 39 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,079 What was that? 40 00:03:55,079 --> 00:03:57,079 Take a right here! Take a right here! 41 00:03:57,079 --> 00:03:59,400 What the f***k are you doing? Why are you turning left? 42 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,159 Why the f***k- 43 00:04:00,159 --> 00:04:01,600 I g***t it! I g***t it! 44 00:04:01,639 --> 00:04:03,200 You don't g***t it! 45 00:04:10,879 --> 00:04:13,079 Well that was easier than I thought. 46 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,439 Baby, why in the f***k did you fire your f***g gun. 47 00:04:21,439 --> 00:04:22,639 That was the one thing- 48 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:23,959 I didn't mean to fire my gun, it just went off okay? 49 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,479 It's adrenaline, and I'm in there- 50 00:04:25,479 --> 00:04:27,879 That was the one thing was the f***g gun is what I told you! 51 00:04:27,879 --> 00:04:30,319 How do you rob a bank without a gun? 52 00:04:30,319 --> 00:04:31,839 How would you do that? 53 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,680 You're f***g insane. You know that? You're insane. 54 00:04:35,239 --> 00:04:36,879 Are you f***g serious Seth?! 55 00:04:36,879 --> 00:04:39,959 Nobody is hurt and I ** fine. Okay. 56 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,439 Why didn't you come inside? 57 00:05:40,119 --> 00:05:41,959 What... 58 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:50,439 I'm sorry baby. 59 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,479 Yea... 60 00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:55,119 I know. 61 00:06:03,079 --> 00:06:05,000 God f***g damnit, I knew it. 62 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,280 What? 63 00:06:07,239 --> 00:06:08,319 F***k. 64 00:06:19,119 --> 00:06:20,959 Take it easy baby. 65 00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:22,879 We're good. 66 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,000 He's drivin... 67 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,479 We're just drivin... 68 00:06:29,479 --> 00:06:31,000 Just take it easy. 69 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,800 Baby, this is not f***g good. 70 00:06:45,039 --> 00:06:46,200 F***k. 71 00:06:46,479 --> 00:06:48,039 Well, s***t. 72 00:07:20,639 --> 00:07:22,159 It's fine. 73 00:07:22,879 --> 00:07:25,720 You're just a big teddybear. You know, smile. 74 00:07:34,959 --> 00:07:37,159 Turn off the engine. 75 00:07:37,159 --> 00:07:39,000 License and registration. 76 00:07:40,639 --> 00:07:41,280 G***t that? 77 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,759 Yea, I g***t it babe. 78 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:43,959 Here you go. 79 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,720 You know why I pulled you over? 80 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,879 Aww, you just think I'm so pretty and you wanted to say 'hey!'. 81 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,280 Hey... 82 00:08:01,479 --> 00:08:02,720 You're tailight. 83 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,959 It's busted. 84 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,239 I'm gonna write you a ticket. 85 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:09,479 Get it fixed. 86 00:08:10,159 --> 00:08:11,400 Yes sir officer. 87 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,639 Stay here. 88 00:08:24,119 --> 00:08:26,959 Seriously baby, you gotta relax, okay? 89 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,239 Gimme the gun. 90 00:08:45,239 --> 00:08:46,360 What? 91 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,920 Jess, give me the gun. 92 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:48,959 No. 93 00:08:58,319 --> 00:08:59,000 Give me the gun. 94 00:08:59,000 --> 00:08:59,680 No. 95 00:09:00,479 --> 00:09:01,600 Jess, give me the gun. 96 00:09:24,519 --> 00:09:28,039 Get out of the car with your hands on top of your head. 97 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,879 Get out of the car with your hands on your head. 98 00:09:32,879 --> 00:09:33,959 Do it now! 99 00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:35,039 What are you doing baby? 100 00:09:35,319 --> 00:09:36,400 It's okay. 101 00:09:41,159 --> 00:09:42,639 Stay in the car. 102 00:09:43,439 --> 00:09:45,119 I'm not going to ask again! 103 00:09:48,439 --> 00:09:49,920 I'm coming out! 104 00:09:51,439 --> 00:09:52,079 No! 105 00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:53,400 Don't do it! 106 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,239 No! 107 00:09:55,839 --> 00:09:56,479 No! 108 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,280 Passenger get out of the vehicle! 109 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:02,079 Goddamnit! 110 00:10:04,879 --> 00:10:06,000 Okay... 111 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,400 Here's your ticket. 112 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,920 You g***t thirty days to get that fixed. 113 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,159 Absolutely officer. 114 00:10:11,159 --> 00:10:12,119 You have a good day. 115 00:10:12,119 --> 00:10:13,200 You too sir. 116 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:47,680 (ominous music plays) 117 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:57,439 (heavy breathing) 118 00:12:03,879 --> 00:12:25,519 (ominous music continues) 119 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:27,959 Surprise! 120 00:12:29,319 --> 00:12:30,200 I'm so sorry. 121 00:12:30,759 --> 00:12:31,680 Happy Birthday. 122 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:32,959 Oh my god, Dan! -Yeah. 123 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,839 How the hell did you get in here? 124 00:12:34,839 --> 00:12:37,119 I cracked the back window when I slept over last night. 125 00:12:37,119 --> 00:12:38,200 I know it's a little bit extra, but 126 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,680 I wanted to sweep you off your feet. 127 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,720 Okay, check it out, check it out. 128 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,439 So I took care of everything tonight, so 129 00:12:42,439 --> 00:12:44,000 you can just sit back and chill. 130 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:45,920 TADA. 131 00:12:46,839 --> 00:12:48,839 Okay, so I made cajun-style pork chops, 132 00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:50,319 pink and bloody, just the way you like. 133 00:12:50,319 --> 00:12:52,759 And I g***t that red velvet cake from Porto's. 134 00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:53,920 Actually, the cake was supposed to be a 135 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,879 surprise, so just forget I mentioned the cake. 136 00:12:55,879 --> 00:12:57,400 We g***t the champagne for 137 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,280 the lady and nonalcoholic beer. 138 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,360 We g***t roses, we g***t candles, beautiful pictures of us. 139 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,439 Birthday dinner, birthday girl. Happy birthday. 140 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:09,759 S***t. 141 00:13:11,519 --> 00:13:12,839 S***t, s***t, s***t, s***t, s***t, 142 00:13:12,839 --> 00:13:16,239 s***t, s***t, s***t, s***t, s***t. 143 00:13:17,639 --> 00:13:19,400 S***t! Oh, my God! 144 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,839 Okay, so I feel like I f***d this up. 145 00:13:21,839 --> 00:13:23,200 Let's just like start over. 146 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,280 I'll jump back in the closet, and then, like, surprise. 147 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,439 What did you do to my kitchen? 148 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,759 Well, not to brag, but I cleaned it. 149 00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:28,959 It's looking pretty good in here. 150 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,680 Did you see the cake? -You need to go. 151 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,319 You need to leave. 152 00:13:31,319 --> 00:13:32,479 You need to leave right now. 153 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,720 Okay, Iris, look, I'm sorry if I freaked you out 154 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,959 but I just wanted to do something 155 00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:37,400 special for you for your birthday. 156 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,920 Where's...where is my salt? 157 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,159 No shade, but you tend to get just a little 158 00:13:41,159 --> 00:13:45,560 bit uptight, sometimes, and I love that about you. 159 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,000 You're tough. 160 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,159 You don't take s***t from anybody. 161 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,280 But I was thinking maybe I could help you, 162 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,280 like, lighten up today just a teensy bit. 163 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,800 First of all, I ** not uptight, okay? 164 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,439 I ** super f***g fun when I want to be fun, okay? 165 00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:59,920 And secondly, where is my salt, Dan!? 166 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,959 On the table. -Okay. Okay. 167 00:14:05,439 --> 00:14:06,800 But I promise you're not going to need...