Emily.in.Paris.S01E08.1080p.WEB.H264-CAKES Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,586 Oh, no. 2 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,719 She knows, right? 3 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:56,097 Knows what, though? I mean, what did you really do? 4 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,224 {\an8}- I kissed him twice. - First one doesn't count. 5 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,143 {\an8}Well, the second one more than made up for it. 6 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,395 {\an8}- So don't do it again? - It's not that easy. 7 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:05,565 {\an8}Every time we're in the same room, it's all we can think about. 8 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:08,276 {\an8}It's like a fog sets in with him, and neither of us can see straight. 9 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:10,737 {\an8}You can't punish people for their thoughts. 10 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,198 {\an8}I'm from China. We've tried. 11 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:16,868 {\an8}I think I should just move. I feel so guilty. I like Camille so much. 12 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:19,871 {\an8}If she knows, she probably just wants to get it out in the open. 13 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:22,791 {\an8}Just go to lunch and maybe avoid anywhere with steak knives. 14 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,417 {\an8}- What? - Sushi's safe. 15 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,585 {\an8}Or anywhere that's Asian. 16 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:27,837 Although if she's mad, a chopstick can puncture skin. 17 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,840 - Don't ask how I know that. - Can we hang this weekend? 18 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,717 - I need to not be home. - Ugh. 19 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,470 My friend Li and her five bridesmaids are in town. 20 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:37,764 - Wedding dress shopping. - That sounds fun. 21 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:38,723 Yeah, um… 22 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,809 Wait, why won't a weekend with your friends be fun? 23 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,811 They're always fun, but their heads would explode 24 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,062 if they knew I was a nanny. 25 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,815 They're your friends. I'm sure they'll understand. 26 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,901 Maybe you should just tell them. 27 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:53,530 Maybe you should just tell Camille you're obsessed with her boyfriend. Sorry. 28 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,115 We're going clubbing tonight. 29 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:56,658 Please come. 30 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:58,660 I need a witness to my fake life. 31 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:04,207 Well, text me details for tonight. I have to plan lunch with my executioner. 32 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:12,090 I have something a bit awkward to ask you. 33 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:17,887 - I talked to Gabriel about it. - Oh, well, what did he say? 34 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:22,267 - He said I shouldn't bring it up. - Well then, maybe you shouldn't. 35 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:26,020 Well, I need you to be honest. 36 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:31,276 Okay. Uh, just say whatever it is that you need to. 37 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:36,156 Would Savoir be interested in taking on 38 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,324 my family's champagne house as a client? 39 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:41,286 I know we're probably smaller than your usual clients, but... 40 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:42,412 Oh, my God! 41 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,582 Yes! Of course! 42 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:50,295 Yes! So, my brother and I finally g***t Maman to meet with a firm. 43 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:53,339 But it's her family's company, so she's so protective. 44 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:56,676 - But since we're friends… - We are. We are. 45 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:58,887 We… We're… We're totally friends. 46 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,639 So come to the château with me this weekend. 47 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,851 I'd love her to meet you and hear any ideas you have. 48 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:07,228 Otherwise, I will have to drive down all alone. 49 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,397 Oh. Gabriel's not coming with you? 50 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,857 No, he has to work. 51 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,066 And also, he's still upset 52 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,152 that I asked Maman for the loan of his restaurant. 53 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,362 I… I thought that he didn't want you to. 54 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,115 He never wants help, especially when he needs it. 55 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,200 He's stubborn. 56 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:23,536 I mean, I… I do get it. He wants to build something of his own. 57 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,165 Just don't let me talk about him all weekend. 58 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:30,460 To the château. You will come, yes? 59 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:34,047 Okay, yeah. I… I… I can pitch it to Savoir this afternoon. 60 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,007 Fantastic! 61 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:39,302 Santé. 62 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:44,349 Never heard of them. 63 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:47,393 Can they afford us? What was their revenue last year? 64 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,353 I'm not sure. 65 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,605 The market is very saturated. 66 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:53,483 - What's the brand identity? - I… I don't know. 67 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:56,277 Do you know anything about them? 68 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,737 My friend's parents own it, 69 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:59,572 and she asked me to consider them as a client. 70 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,658 How are you friends with a champagne heiress? 71 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,701 She's dating my friend, my neighbor. 72 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,704 Oh, the one you went home with from the Fourtier party. 73 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,248 I didn't go home with him. 74 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,582 The chef from the Zimmer dinner. 75 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,669 - Ah, Emily's boyfriend, no? - Nah, she just has a crush on him. 76 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,295 - I didn't say that. - You didn't have to. 77 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,131 So now you're going home with his girlfriend to meet her family? 78 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,759 I'm just meeting with a potential client. 79 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,010 Bullshit. 80 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,263 I can tell her Savoir isn't interested. 81 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,431 You'll let your s***x life determine business decisions? 82 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,766 We never had s***x! 83 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:30,561 Well, maybe, you should. You're so tense. 84 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,736 Plane! Club! Another club! Another club! 85 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,446 Bus! Another club! 86 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:41,572 No sleep! 87 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,075 Drink, bitch! 88 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:46,911 Ooh, your friends are wild! 89 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,372 Maybe too wild. Here, you should drink some more water. 90 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,749 Water? Oh, we're in Paris, bitch. 91 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,752 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 92 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,170 Oh, Shay. Okay, okay. 93 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:59,507 Well, I guess you'll get to know Shay a little bit more later. 94 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,883 But this is Li. 95 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,136 I cannot believe you came all the way to Paris. 96 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:07,140 Well, you wouldn't come to Shanghai, so we've had to bring Shanghai to you. 97 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,808 Em, this is Li, the bride. 98 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,103 The bride and her best friend. 99 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:13,354 Oh, Li. 100 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,815 - Li. - Li. 101 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:17,817 Right. Oh, no, she's told me so much about you. 102 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,486 Too much, in fact. I feel like I know you. 103 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,280 That's so nice to hear. 104 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:24,032 You know what she hasn't told me? 105 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,951 Anything about her life in Paris. 106 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,661 Okay, yeah. 107 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:29,829 Yeah. 108 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:33,166 - Oh! Um, are we getting more champagne? - We are! 109 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,002 Excuse me! 110 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:38,921 I will serve. 111 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:44,844 Wait, we don't get to drink it? 112 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,388 - That's so expensive. - Relax, they'll buy more. 113 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:48,556 Drink, bitch! 114 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,310 I overpacked. 115 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:56,439 {\an8}I've only been to one winery in Wisconsin, and it had a paintball course. 116 00:05:56,522 --> 00:06:00,693 I wasn't sure about the dress code. I wanted to look professional but casual. 117 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:04,030 You're not going on a business trip. You're coming home with a girlfriend. 118 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,823 We can all squeeze in front. 119 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:06,741 "We all"? 120 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,452 Oh! Uh… 121 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,204 Gabriel's coming. Yay. 122 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:14,457 - He finally g***t a weekend off. - Hi. Haven't seen you in a while. 123 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,335 Squeeze in. It will be tight, 124 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,545 but it's only for a few hours. 125 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,632 - Um… - Uh, you… 126 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,300 Yeah, okay. Okay. 127 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,352 Everybody okay? 128 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,146 - I'm fine. - Totally great. 129 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,565 My butt's asleep, and I can't feel anything....