Emily.in.Paris.S01E09.1080p.WEB.H264-CAKES Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,427 {\an8} The Cubs have done it! 2 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:15,181 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 3 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:23,857 - So that's your plan for her champagne? - Yep. 4 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:26,192 I shipped a box of Champère to my favorite bar in Chicago, 5 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,194 and people went bananas. 6 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,154 Like apes. 7 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,698 We market Champère as a spray. 8 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:35,577 Champagne showers don't just have to be for pro athletes after a big win. 9 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:39,122 They can be for everyone. We're making extravagance accessible. 10 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,498 And very American, 11 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:41,875 to be so wasteful. 12 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,502 Actually, the tradition began in France 13 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:47,338 with Formula 1 drivers in the '60s. 14 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:51,092 But now we use it to make bikinis wet. 15 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,218 Well, thank you, Luc. 16 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:56,264 So when do we meet these clients? 17 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:57,974 Well, Camille invited us to an art opening 18 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,394 at her gallery in the Marais tonight, and there will be lots of champagne. 19 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:02,937 I'll wear a raincoat. 20 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,106 Well, um… 21 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,692 Sylvie, Antoine called again. 22 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:08,651 Unavailable. 23 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,863 I think he's calling about the scent for the Zimmer hotel. 24 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,281 Unavailable! 25 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,700 Oh, and, uh, Judith Robertson 26 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,495 from the American Friends of the Louvre called for you. 27 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,456 For me? Any idea what she wants? 28 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,666 A new friend, I suppose. 29 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,636 {\an8}Thank you so much for meeting me, hon. 30 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:38,932 {\an8}Hey, are you familiar with the American Friends of the Louvre? 31 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:40,183 {\an8}Googled it. 32 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,142 {\an8}But to be honest, 33 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:44,187 {\an8}it's just so nice to sit down with an American friend of anything. 34 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,647 {\an8}Oh, don't I know. 35 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:48,483 {\an8}Sometimes I just long to hear that r sound. 36 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:49,400 {\an8}Oh, I know. 37 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:52,320 {\an8}It's like the French r can't be bothered to come out of their mouths. 38 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:55,406 {\an8}Try having a name like Robertson. 39 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,910 {\an8}Every French person dry heaves just trying to pronounce it. 40 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:01,287 {\an8}Judith Robertson. 41 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,290 {\an8}My name sounds like an airline. 42 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,584 {\an8}Emily Coop- air. Fly me. 43 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,713 Well, that's the price we pay. 44 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,465 I'll get down to brass tacks. 45 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,717 I know that you work for Pierre Cadault. 46 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,345 I've been following you on Insta. 47 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:20,890 Do you think that Pierre would donate a dress 48 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,143 to be auctioned for the AFL? 49 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,937 Well, first of all, Pierre is wonderful 50 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,480 and… and very charitable, 51 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,608 but, um, well, he's also very particular about his image. 52 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,319 Oh, of course. I mean, it's gonna be a big to-do. 53 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,531 It'll be a whole lot of press coverage. 54 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,659 Well, wow. Um, from a marketing point of view, 55 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:43,329 I don't see how that couldn't be good for his brand, so I'll definitely ask him. 56 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,747 Très bien. 57 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,541 Let's order. 58 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:49,210 Oh. It's all in English. 59 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,130 Oh, honey, this is Ralph Lauren's place. 60 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:55,008 They're not even allowed to speak French here. 61 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,467 What a relief. 62 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:59,637 Look, a cheeseburger. 63 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:03,099 Ooh. Do you mind? It just looks so good. 64 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,268 Okay. 65 00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:11,816 The irony of how a french fry can make you feel so at home. 66 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,402 Mm! 67 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,788 - Emily from Savoir, how are you? - I ** good, thanks, Mathieu. 68 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,790 I was wondering if I could come by the atelier 69 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,751 to discuss something with you and Pierre. 70 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,795 He's working nonstop with Fashion Week so close. 71 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,673 But I can meet you for a drink tonight, if you'd like. 72 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:38,301 Oh, I'm going to a gallery opening with some friends. 73 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,261 Text me the address, and I'll see you there. 74 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:49,312 I'm so excited to meet this scary boss you always talk about. 75 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,064 Oh, I've met her. She's not so bad. 76 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:54,150 Ooh, she scares most French people. 77 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,611 There she is. Sylvie, Luc! You came. 78 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,196 - This is Camille. - Oh! 79 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,615 - Enchantée. Very nice to meet you. - Enchantée. 80 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:02,659 - A pleasure. - Ah, thank you. 81 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:06,871 Yeah, we are really looking forward to representing your family's champagne. 82 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,665 Emily. 83 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,208 Hi. 84 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,252 Oh, Mathieu Cadault, 85 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,045 honoring us with his presence. 86 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:15,755 Emily asked me to meet her here. 87 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:20,009 She can't stop working, can she? 88 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,429 So, guys, let's see some art. 89 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,889 Please. 90 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,808 Follow me. 91 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:32,355 So this is a new artist we just signed. 92 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:36,985 - Hmm. Interesting. - I find this very sexual. 93 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,945 - Really? - Yeah, he's right. 94 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:41,197 The artist told me this piece was, uh, 95 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,324 all about her last love affair, so… 96 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,410 Of course. Look at this slit. 97 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:49,122 Obviously, it represents her vagina. 98 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:51,124 And the four colors chosen 99 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,417 were very intentional. 100 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,461 Red is blood. The yellow is urine. 101 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,672 And… and so on. 102 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,550 So what does the white represent? 103 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,929 She's been pitching an entire beverage campaign 104 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,016 based on ejaculation, and she doesn't know what the white is. 105 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,978 It's the spray, Emily. 106 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:15,189 Oh, Mathieu, I'm so honored to work with Pierre. 107 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,859 Please tell me everything about his new collection. 108 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,445 What's going on between you two? 109 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,613 - Who? - You and Mathieu. 110 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,408 - What? Nothing. - Don't you see the way he looks at you? 111 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:26,743 He's a client. 112 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:30,121 Who cares if he's a client? He's, um, handsome, wealthy, 113 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,914 and he's the heir of Pierre Cadault. 114 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,167 - How do you know all this? - How do you not? 115 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,545 I mean, he's in Voici and Paris Match all the time dating some celebrities. 116 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:38,963 Ugh. God, really? 117 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,424 Yes, Emily. He's perfect for you. 118 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,343 Oh, because he's rich and he dates celebrities? 119 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:47,263 Because he's successful, and he's g***t his life on track. 120 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,391 A track paved with money he hasn't had to work for. 121 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:53,394 Oh mon Dieu, Gabriel. Struggling isn't the only way. 122 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:56,230 Guys, this conversation is ridiculous. 123 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,691 - He's a client, not a boyfriend. - Mm-hmm. 124 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:03,446 Lovely gallery, but I'd better get out of here before I buy something. 125 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,115 Shall we have dinner? 126 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:10,495 Uh, there is a wonderful bistro just around the corner. 127 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:13,373 Anywhere quiet where we can discuss business is good. 128 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:16,501 Mm. 129 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,806 Mm, this is so good. 130 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,016 It's my favorite crepe stand in Paris. 131 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,560 It's funny how every...