Penny Barber - Be Polite To Our Guest, Young Man - MommysBoy Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:09,559 --> 00:00:12,960 Yeah, so why don't you come over in, I don't know, like an hour? 2 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:17,480 Oh, no, you don't need to bring anything. I'll have my stepson help me 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:23,920 Speaking of which, I enacted that pleasurable punishment thing that you 4 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,340 telling me about, and it has worked wonders. 5 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:29,840 Who knew that a 19 -year -old boy would be so motivated by s***x? 6 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:31,940 Okay, cool. 7 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,480 Yeah, well, I'll see you soon. 8 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:34,880 Okay. 9 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:39,440 Catch you later, Mom. Oh, no, no, no, no, catch you later. Where are you 10 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,120 I'm going to the skate park with some friends. 11 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:45,360 Well, no, I need you to stay here and help me prep lunch. Kendra's going to be 12 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:49,720 here in like an hour, and you missed curfew last week, and you have to help 13 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,780 with chores any day of my choosing, and I choose today. 14 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:55,320 I thought you were joking about that. I didn't think you were serious. 15 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:59,500 All my friends are going to think I'm a laughingstock at the skate park because 16 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,820 I'm helping my stepmom prepare lunch and s***t. 17 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:06,240 Well, Jay, what kind of a stepmom would I be if I didn't hold you to your word? 18 00:01:09,130 --> 00:01:10,130 I guess you're right. 19 00:01:10,510 --> 00:01:13,670 I can't break promises. That's not fair. 20 00:01:14,990 --> 00:01:18,130 And while you do that, I ** going to do you. 21 00:01:18,670 --> 00:01:20,190 Just like we agreed. 22 00:01:21,210 --> 00:01:25,770 Yep. And just make sure not to tell any of my friends. 23 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,610 I've g***t a reputation to uphold. 24 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:44,220 So I can just clean the counters, right? I think that you know what to do. 25 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:45,860 Yeah? That's fine. 26 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,560 Mom, I'm trying to work. 27 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,800 Oh, so work. 28 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:16,280 I know what you said you would do. 29 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,860 Now you're going to do it. 30 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:31,920 My boys are hitting me up. 31 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:37,880 I feel so, so bad for you. Do you think you're learning a lesson right now? 32 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:40,920 Yes, Mom. 33 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:43,740 Good. 34 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:47,200 Oh, I think this is kind of fun. 35 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:58,100 You'd rather be out pulling an ollie or board skating or whatever it 36 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,100 is. 37 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:04,400 I'd rather be doing a lot. 38 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,760 Yeah? 39 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,760 Well, bad boys have to stay in with mommy. 40 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:50,340 I think you missed a spot. 41 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,980 Come on, you just... That's not fair. 42 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:54,860 Is that not fair? 43 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:05,860 Does it look clean? 44 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,240 Do you want me to check it again? 45 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:11,340 It's getting there. 46 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:51,850 Everything's so fun. 47 00:04:54,550 --> 00:04:57,030 Yeah, when I fall, I have to have something to fall on. 48 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:31,450 Well, if you can focus enough now, I'm sure you'll be able to focus enough to 49 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:32,510 make it home by curfew. 50 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:40,330 I guess you're right. It kind of makes sense. Hard to argue with that, isn't 51 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:42,150 Pretty rational. 52 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:57,640 I'm pretty good at that, Mom. 53 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:58,920 Oh, really? 54 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,940 Well, tell me how good you are at focusing. 55 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:08,220 I want that counter clean enough to be eaten off of. 56 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,380 Clean enough to spit on. 57 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,720 What are those sandwiches going to go on? 58 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:23,580 Is it going to go on the counter or... 59 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:27,050 Something that starts with a P. 60 00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:31,550 Yeah, I was going to get to that. 61 00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:32,770 Oh, okay. 62 00:06:33,070 --> 00:06:34,110 Go ahead and get to it. 63 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:40,990 Good boy. 64 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:52,890 I don't know if it's really going to be much of a sandwich with no mustard or 65 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:53,890 anything on it. 66 00:06:54,050 --> 00:06:55,050 Are we out? 67 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:01,180 Pretty sure you're the only one that likes mustard, but... Oh, oh, I like 68 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:03,780 mustard? Oh, okay, good. Okay, I'll get it. 69 00:07:15,580 --> 00:07:16,840 Mom, where'd you put it? 70 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:22,140 Where'd I put it? Do you need me to help you find it? I think it's right there. 71 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,200 Do you see it? 72 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:24,600 Yeah? Yeah. 73 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:29,130 Come on. Bright yellow. There you go. 74 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:32,490 So much stuff. 75 00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:37,590 That's just gross. 76 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,280 Oh, my God. 77 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:17,730 The sandwich is almost done. 78 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:19,170 Yeah, almost done? 79 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:20,610 Mm -hmm. 80 00:09:21,010 --> 00:09:22,850 Well, let me know when I have them. 81 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,650 Mm -hmm. 82 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,570 You're not getting distracted again, are you? 83 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:54,730 Nope. Hold on. 84 00:09:56,970 --> 00:10:00,510 There's one down. 85 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,370 You g***t a couple more to go. 86 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,770 Oh, s***t. 87 00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:08,610 You don't want to get in trouble for cursing, do you? 88 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:10,090 Oh, shoot. 89 00:10:14,270 --> 00:10:18,250 You're going to have to think of something else to do with that mouth of 90 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:24,240 You're going to be a bad boy when you start cussing. 91 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,000 We're not going to swear at mommy, are we? 92 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:39,979 I'm sorry. 93 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:41,220 No, we're not going to cuss at all. 94 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:46,040 You're hanging out with those skater boyfriends of yours a little too much. 95 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,780 Is that a bad influence on you? 96 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:51,660 Cool they're cool. 97 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:57,900 Yeah Well if you have to talk like that to impress them they're not your friends 98 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:45,919 Oh my goodness. 99 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:46,920 Oh my. 100 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:48,860 Sweetheart. 101 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:55,840 Oh 102 00:11:55,840 --> 00:12:07,540 Jesus, 103 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:08,580 yeah. 104 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,400 Well done. 105 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:40,360 Yeah. I think that mommy wants some kisses too, huh? 106 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:43,140 You think you've g***t nothing hard for me? 107 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,500 Mm -hmm. Can you do that for me? 108 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,159 Let me see Kendra. 109 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,160 Come on. 110 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,640 I didn't see us off. 111 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:37,700 Oh. What are you doing? 112 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:39,840 Can you say hello to our dad? 113 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,480 I see you've truly taken my advice to heart. 114 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:47,340 Oh my God, Kendra. It is like the best parenting tip I have ever gotten. Hands 115 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:48,340 down. 116 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,720 Yeah, thanks a lot. 117 00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:56,460 I should be out with my friends grinding some sweet rails with my boys. 118 00:13:57,450 --> 00:14:00,210 Oh my gosh, Jay, the mouth on this one. 119 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:04,470 You know, I wouldn't talk to any of your friends like that, so when my friends 120 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,410 come over, I expect you to be polite to them as well. 121 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,050 Sorry, Miss Kendra. 122 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:11,330 Sorry, moms. 123 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,730 Sorry, Mrs. Kendra. No way. 124 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:18,210 It's okay. You know what? I can actually come back if this is a bad time. 125 00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:19,710 Oh, no, no, no. It's fine. 126 00:14:20,050 --> 00:14:21,050 He's almost ready. 127 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,130 Just, yeah, make yourself comfortable. 128 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,600 I know how unruly stepchildren can be. 129 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:32,080 Some of them can. 130 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,140 Some of them like to break curfew and be sassy. 131 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,140 Oh, that's what it was. 132 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:38,420 Curfew, huh? 133 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:44,720 So now he's stuck here doing this for today. 134 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,220 I know. You'd probably rather be out with your friends, right? 135 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:53,460 They called me over a couple hours ago. 136 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,160 Well, I mean, there are consequences. 137 00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:01,240 I think you have to teach them consequences, right? 138 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,900 I mean, that's what parenting is. There's really nothing else for it. Of 139 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:09,500 And really, I mean, I know he's being a little sassy now, but his attitude has 140 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,980 been a lot better. 141 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,680 Well, I'm glad to hear that it's improved. 142 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,680 I'm...