Monster.House.2006.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY Movie Subtitles

2 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,700 Hello, leaves. 3 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,300 Hello, sky. 4 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:30,700 Get off my lawn! 5 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,600 Trespasser. 6 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,900 Do you want to be eaten alive? 7 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,900 - No. - Then get out of here! 8 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,800 My trike. 9 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:54,700 Stay away from my house! 10 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,000 - DJ! - We're gonna be late. 11 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,100 Yeah, Mom, I'm coming. I'm coming. 12 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,100 October 30th: another tricycle. 13 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:27,000 I'm coming. 14 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:33,300 Mom. 15 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:36,600 Mom, he did it again. He took another tricycle. 16 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,100 Okay, honey, we've talked about this. 17 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,900 You cannot stay up in your room all day... 18 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:44,300 ...staring at an old man through a telescope. 19 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,700 But, Mom, there's something wrong with that house. 20 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,100 I'm serious. 21 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,200 What was that? 22 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,500 I'm serious. 23 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,200 His voice sounds funny. 24 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,800 Someone is hitting puberty. 25 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,100 "What's happening to my body?" Right, buddy? 26 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:03,800 Maybe you should come with us. 27 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Oh, the boy's too busy. He's g***t his spying to do. 28 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,200 I'm not spying. 29 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,900 Well... 30 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:14,200 "Well..." That's okay, buddy. 31 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,600 When I was your age, I did exactly the same thing. 32 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,400 Of course, it was with binoculars and involved the lovely Jensen twins. 33 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,600 Neither of which was as lovely as your beautiful mother. 34 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,300 Will you be an angel and help me bring out the incisor? 35 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,700 - The incisor. - Hold this. 36 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:30,100 Yeah, you don't wanna forget that. 37 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:39,900 Elizabeth will be here in a few hours. 38 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,400 If anything happens, call the police and hide. 39 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,000 He knows that. 40 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,600 See you tomorrow night. 41 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,800 - What have you done? - Just let me drive this thing, will you? 42 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,600 - Where is DJ? Where's DJ? - I'm fine. 43 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:55,500 You would be so happy if he was under the car, wouldn't you? 44 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:59,900 Sorry. It's hard to see with the mask on. 45 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,600 Then why don't you keep it off, Chowder? 46 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,700 Why did you put up your window? 47 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:06,600 - Chowder. - It's aerodynamic. 48 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,300 - Hi, DJ. - We've g***t to make time. 49 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,900 The children. The children. 50 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:11,900 - What children? - Bye-bye, baby. 51 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,400 - Tell him you love him, dear. - He knows that. 52 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,200 - Tell your son you love him. - I don't wanna tell him. 53 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,900 - He knows I love him. - He's your son. 54 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:22,300 - You have to say it. Roll it down. - We're gonna be late. 55 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,700 We both love you. 56 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:27,300 - That includes your dad. - That's right. 57 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,500 - He's had enough kisses. - Blow him a kiss. 58 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,600 - Blow him a kiss. - Goodbye. 59 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:40,200 Cheer up. It's almost Halloween. 60 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,600 In one day and three hours, it's candy time. 61 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,100 Okay? 62 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:50,400 - Check it out, I g***t a new ball. - Cool. 63 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,600 Oh, speaking of which, have you decided? 64 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,100 Skullzor or Crypt Keeper? 65 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,800 Chowder. 66 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,100 I don't think I'm going trick-or-treating this year. 67 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,600 What? 68 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,300 Come on, you're gonna break a six-year streak. 69 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,200 Yeah, six years of being jumped and egged. 70 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,800 Maybe I'm getting too grown-up. 71 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,500 Three seconds on the clock. 72 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,600 I'm playing basketball. 73 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,000 It's time for an in-your-face disgrace. 74 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,300 - Are you okay? - My nose is in my brains. 75 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,200 Let me see. Oh, my God. 76 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,900 - What? - You're a dork. 77 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,100 Where's my ball? 78 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,600 Oh, no. 79 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:16,000 - Sorry, man. - Wait, wait. DJ. 80 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,600 You're a grownup now, you go get it. 81 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:22,000 Chowder, your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn. 82 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,500 It doesn't exist anymore. 83 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:32,100 I paid $28 for that ball. 84 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:36,600 I raked 10 yards and asked my mom for a dollar 26 times. 85 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,800 I never worked that hard in my life- 86 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,400 Nebbercracker hasn't come out yet. 87 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:47,200 - So? - So maybe he's sleeping. 88 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,900 All right, I'll do it. 89 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,100 I'll never forget this. Hurry, though. 90 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,900 Go. 91 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,400 You. 92 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,400 - No. - DJ, run! 93 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:17,800 Get the ball and run! 94 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,400 You're so close. 95 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,100 What have you done? 96 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,100 - Just nudge it over here. - I'm so sorry. 97 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,900 Oh, I'm so, so, so sorry. I didn't mean- 98 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,700 You are dead. 99 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,700 DJ, come on, come on! 100 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,900 - Chowder. - Come on, DJ. 101 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,800 Help. Chowder. 102 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,700 Help. Help. 103 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:44,600 - You think you can terrorize my lawn? - No, I'm sorry. 104 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,000 - You wanna be a dead person? - No. I love life. 105 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:50,200 This place is not a playground for children. 106 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,300 - G***t it from now on. - This is my house! 107 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,200 Why can't you respect that? 108 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:59,100 Why can't you just stay away from-? 109 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,700 Push. 110 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:53,100 No siren. Never a good sign. 111 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,600 I'm a murderer. 112 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,400 - No, you're not. - I'm not? 113 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,600 When it's an accident, they call it manslaughter. 114 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,300 I think I'm gonna throw up. 115 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,200 Great. Babysitter's here. 116 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,700 See you, DJ. 117 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,000 Perfect. 118 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,200 DJ. 119 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:32,400 Hey, DJ, I just saw an ambulance. Did I miss anything interesting? 120 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,800 Hello? 121 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,500 Elizabeth... 122 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,900 ...can I talk to you about something? 123 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,100 Oh, yeah, of course you can, cantaloupe. 124 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,100 We are gonna have the bestest time. 125 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,600 - G***t tons of neat activities planned. - They already left. 126 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,500 - They did? They're gone? - Yes, and I need to talk to you. 127 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,500 So the usual deal: indoors by 9, in your room by 11. 128 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,400 - Lights out, your call. - Elizabeth. 129 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,800 - And it's Zee. - "Zee"? 130 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,700 Now, listen up. I control the TV, the stereo and the phone. 131 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:09,100 I don't do board games, Shrinky Dinks or tuck-ins. 132 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,500 I'm not your mother. I'm not your friend. 133 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:15,900 Don't talk to me like I'm a baby, okay? I ** practically a grownup. 134 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,700 I don't even need you here, Elizabeth. 135 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,100 - Gosh, DJ, why'd you break that? - But I didn't. 136 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:34,000 Yeah, let me ask you something. Who are they gonna believe? 137 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,200 - Go to your room. - Fine. 138 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,600 Hello? 139 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,700 Hello? 140 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,400 Hello? 141 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,200 Yeah, very funny. See how you like it. 142...