Till.Death.Do.We.Scare.1982.1080p.MyTVSuper.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.265-DreamHD-Chi Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,080 怎麼這樣靜？ 2 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:35,680 小張！ 3 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,240 到哪兒去了？ 4 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,320 奇怪？ 5 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,760 為什麼沒有開燈呢？ 6 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,600 人呢？ 7 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,240 造反！ 來人！ 8 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,200 鬼呀！ 9 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,240 救命呀！ 10 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,080 祝你生日快樂！ 11 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,720 祝你生日快樂！ 12 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,800 祝你生日快樂！ 13 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,320 祝你生日快樂！ 14 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:05,160 老大，生日快樂，您的禮物！ 15 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,560 老大！ 16 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,200 老大，祝你今年那一百多個賭場 17 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,960 天天生意興隆呀！ 18 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,280 老大，全市的舞小姐都歸你管！ 19 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,080 走私販毒的貨船都平安上岸！ 20 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,680 老大，我們今天送的這份神秘禮物 21 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,000 你滿意吧？ 22 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,560 我很喜歡女人，不過，不是這一個 23 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,280 我們知道你喜歡哪一個！ 24 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,520 那，為什麼不是那一個？ 25 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,680 因為那個明天要出嫁了！ 26 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,760 嫁給誰？ 27 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,920 陶仁燕，老大！ 28 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,000 那個過氣小生 29 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,880 我叫你們趕他到好萊塢去跑龍套 30 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,920 為什麼還在這兒搶我的小妞？ 31 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,200 宰了他！ 32 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,760 什麼時候宰呀？ 33 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,680 宰得越快越好！去！ 34 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,280 陶先生！ 35 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,280 羅先生，你好…！ 36 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,200 你好！ 37 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,240 我太太！ 38 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,080 您好！ 39 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,400 今天真熱鬧！ 40 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,880 陶先生，恭喜…！ 喝點東西 41 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,720 請…！ 42 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,520 可蓮，你今天真漂亮啊！ 43 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:37,640 朋友在那邊！ 44 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,080 恭喜你了！ 45 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:41,920 謝謝…！ 46 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:42,760 我的侄女！ 47 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,080 好，謝謝！ 你好！ 48 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,600 恭喜…！ 49 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,920 你侄女長得可真漂亮！ 哪裏！ 50 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,000 謝謝！ 51 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,480 來，大家喝一杯！ 52 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,320 陶先生，請你簽個名！ 53 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,680 大明星就是大明星！ 54 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,720 謝謝！ 55 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,280 對不起…！ 56 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,720 阿陶！ 57 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,880 阿陶！ 58 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,360 請節哀順變 59 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,280 雖然是永遠的再見 60 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,920 將來天國還會見面 61 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:43,440 對嘛，你不要太難過 主會陪伴你的 62 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:47,840 就算主不陪你 我也會永遠陪著你的 63 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,440 不能陪你，先失陪啦！ 64 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,760 不要難過，要節哀順變！ 65 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,840 夫死， 夫還在嘛！ 66 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,200 就是呀，你嫁給我們老大 67 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,040 三生不幸，今生有幸呀！ 68 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,840 對呀，就當跌了一跤 撿了個大元寶 69 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,360 萬一我們老大蹺辮子 70 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,920 你不又多了一份遺產嗎？ 71 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:17,080 我現在鄭重的， 向你求婚 72 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,480 郝可蓮小姐，你願不願意做我… 73 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,680 不對，做他的妻子呀？ 74 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,880 你現在後悔還來得及的 75 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,000 我和主都不會怪你的 76 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,280 我願意！ 77 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,120 莊宰仁先生 78 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,400 你願不願意做她丈夫？ 79 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,440 願意，很多人想還想不到 80 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,000 老大！ 81 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:40,720 小姐，朱牧師又來看你了 82 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,400 他在門口 83 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,400 對…大家靠緊點，靠緊點 84 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,600 大家靠緊點 85 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,120 新郎、新娘別害臊，來，預備！ 86 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,560 阿里路亞…！ 87 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,480 阿里路亞…！ 88 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,560 阿里路亞…！ 89 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,960 阿里路亞…！ 90 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,560 阿里路亞…！ 91 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:26,080 阿里路亞…媽媽咪呀！ 92 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,120 別那麼心急，先把衣服掛好 93 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,720 我不心急，我一點兒也不心急 94 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,480 你好！ 95 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,560 你好！ 96 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,840 阿朱！ 97 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,960 這個膿胞，打個招呼就蹺辮子了！ 98 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,760 膽小鬼！ 99 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,640 你這支卦是六十四卦中最後的一卦 100 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,960 如果求婚姻，就是下下卦 101 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:36,240 卦中有雲 ：你生成命硬帶桃花 102 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,720 小生狂呼春去也 103 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:43,520 遺下家財千千萬萬 104 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,880 孤襟獨枕度芳華 105 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,680 你天生剋夫相 106 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,240 但是鈔票就日日漲 107 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,440 有機會做富婆 108 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,040 就是沒機會做人家的老婆 109 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,840 你叫什麼名字？ 110 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,560 郝可蓮！ 111 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,760 郝可蓮？ 112 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:05,680 難怪…古時候武大郎娶個潘金蓮 113 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,120 美國克尼迪娶了個積琪蓮 114 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,600 香港李三腳的老婆的名字 也叫做什麼蓮 115 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,960 俗語說得好 116 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,800 不怕命不好，就怕是起錯名呀！ 117 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,960 小姐呀，你還是積點陰德 118 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,640 不要再嫁啦！ 119 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:25,640 省得多剋死一個老公，你相信我吧 120 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:26,800 我信 121 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,320 你已經是第七十二個 對我這麼說的相士 122 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,600 謝謝啊，謝謝！ 123 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,640 小姐，你回來啦？ 124 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,160 小姐，你吃過飯沒有？ 125 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,480 你不能害死她 126 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,200 她死了，可以來陪我們嘛！ 127 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,080 如果她死了，會有三大害處 128 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,480 哪三大害處？ 129 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:47,880 第一！ 130 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,200 就是上帝不會放過你！ 131 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,600 不是，如果她死了，誰來供奉我們 132 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,840 連元寶蠟燭都沒得吃呀！ 133 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,360 這第二！ 134 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,840 上帝放過你，我也不會放過你 135 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,400 我們這兒這麼多孤魂野鬼的 136 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,720 如果她死了，也下來 137 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,760 我們投胎的機會就又少了一個 138 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,360 這第三！ 139 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,880 我知道！ 別吵！ 140 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,800 如果她死了 141 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,080 我們的遺產全給政府沒收了 142 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,280 到時候連房子也拆了 143 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,280 那我們的靈位擺在什麼地方？ 144 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,760 那她不能死！ 145 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,840 豈止不能死 146 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,600 我們還要保佑她長命百歲 147 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,720 她打扮那麼漂亮，給誰看呢？ 148 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,200 當然是給人看了，難道給鬼看 149 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,080 那，我們不是要戴綠帽子嗎？ 150 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,960 既然早也戴，晚也戴 151 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,720 不如選一頂合適的給自己戴 152 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,600 神經病！ 153 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,400 自己選的帽子嘛！ 荒謬！ 154 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,320 這次他說得有道理 155 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,440 既然可蓮天天愁眉苦臉的 156 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,560 不如讓她開開心心的過日子 157 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,920 我們真要戴綠帽子？ 158 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,280 合適的有什麼關係呀！ 159 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,400 那現在怎麼辦呢？ 160 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,960 別那麼著急，現在幾點？ 161 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,560 十一點了！ 已經開始了！ 162 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,400 我們快樂時間到了 163 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,160 就是這個狂風暴雨的晚上 164 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,480 天上黑漆漆的 165 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,280 突然間， 閃電！ 166 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,400 打雷！ 167 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,360 雷聲過後 168 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:22,400 阿財就感覺到四周圍陰風陣陣 169 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,800 突然間，刮起了大風！ 170 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,640 變狂風！ 171 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,560 龍捲風！ 172 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,400 原來龍捲風沒有吹到這兒 173 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,800 所以阿財想 174 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,360 他今天晚上一定可以見到那個女鬼 175 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,960 他一步一步 176 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:59,040 阿財慢慢的推開了那扇門 177 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,720 接著他就看見一個女鬼 178 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:08,200 在那兒彈奏一曲哀怨的琵琶 179 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,760 這哪是琵琶聲， 當我是白癡呀！ 180 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,240 阿財看見的，的確是個女鬼 181 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,080 不過是個洋鬼子，在那兒跳新潮舞 182 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,240 他道歉一聲，立刻溜出去，關門！ 183 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,720 他關好那門之後 184 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:33,200 看一看，就去開另外一扇門 185 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,840 這一次 186 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:39,480 他一定可以聽到琵琶聲音了吧！ 187 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,640 哎呀，但是 188 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,920 這不是琵琶的聲音譚冠 你在搞什麼鬼？ 189 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,600 糟了…現在是現場直播呀！ 190 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,400 關掉它，快！ 191 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,320 終於聽到了琵琶的聲音了 192 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,520 媽呀，怎麼經理會出現呢？ 193 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,360 奇怪 194 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:11,200 沒理由那個女鬼屋裏會有個 經理在的嘛！ 195 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,160 我想，一定出了紕漏！ 196 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,640 你們兩出了大紕漏 197 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,840 等一會叫他們兩個人進來見我 198 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,160 還好那個經理知情識趣 他走了出去 199 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,280 留下他們兩個在那兒 200 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,120 這麼晚了，你猜他們倆會怎麼樣呢 201 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,760 他們倆想幹什麼呢？ 202 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,640 明天同一時間請繼續收聽老大 203 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,080 這小子還真能擺呀！ 204 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,640 他簡直是人類中最偉大的人類！ 205 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,680 不如我們讓他給我們戴綠帽子吧！ 206 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,440 我贊成！ 207 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:48,960 我反對！ 208 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,080 我也反對！ 209 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,200 為什麼反對？ 210 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:54,360 我反對只戴綠帽子，我要他們結婚 211 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,800 經理跟你說什麼？ 212 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,680 經理誇獎你 213 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,480 誇獎我！ 214 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,480 誇你是王八！ 215 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,080 還有呀，有個三歲小孩 打電話來投訴 216 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,840 那麼小，嚇死他了！ 217 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,920 笑死他了！ 218 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,280 那你還真衰哎！ 219 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,520 就差沒見鬼了！ 220 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,600 我成全他！ 221 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,880 幹嘛你老糗著臉呢 222 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,600 最多我再替你想個新點子 223 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,640 你有屁點子 224 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,840 謀財害命，鬼屋沉冤之類的… 225 00:18:25,960...