Deauxma - Tax Account - DiaryOfAMilf Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:27,470 --> 00:00:30,850 Dear diary, I did something really naughty today. 2 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:35,550 I had a lie to my tax man just to get him over here. 3 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,110 I told him that I was being audited. 4 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:39,630 Such a lie. 5 00:00:40,350 --> 00:00:45,050 But I just wanted him to come over and f***k me and f***k my a***s. 6 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,780 I came as soon as you called. You needed me for something? 7 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,820 Yeah, I'm being audited again. 8 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:07,520 Audited? Yeah. 9 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:08,798 That's impossible. 10 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,180 You know, we went over your taxes last time. We had all the receipts. I did 11 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:13,560 everything that needed to be done. 12 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:14,780 That can't be true. 13 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:18,780 You cannot be audited. No way. But you know how horrible. 14 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,400 Keeper of my receipts. 15 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:23,220 Did you forget to give me something? 16 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,280 Or was there something? 17 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:29,560 It's possible, but you know, if we kind of go over everything, maybe. 18 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:32,230 I cannot believe there's no way. 19 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:35,410 You cannot be on it. That can't be true. 20 00:01:35,690 --> 00:01:40,790 I mean, and by the way, well, you couldn't just make a phone call and say 21 00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:44,050 being on it. I had to come all the way over here. I mean, this is way out of my 22 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:48,530 way. You know, if I have extra questions or you needed some information, I can 23 00:01:48,530 --> 00:01:49,890 go. Here we go again. 24 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,610 I did everything that you needed to be done. 25 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:55,810 Your taxes are fine. There's no way you could be on it. 26 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,580 and you were my tax guy. You were my go -to. 27 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:09,479 Did you forget to give me something? 28 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,240 That's possible. I did forget one thing. 29 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,480 From the last time? 30 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:18,740 Yeah. 31 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:22,700 Let me confess to you. 32 00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:25,060 What did you forget? 33 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:26,720 What did we forget? 34 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:31,160 You are great. 35 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,780 Help me with my taxes. 36 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,860 Right. Tax season is over. 37 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,660 We've already done your taxes. 38 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:46,840 I know, but there was one little thing, little, not minor, it's 39 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,000 pretty major for me. 40 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:49,920 Really? What's that? 41 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:54,840 Last time you were here and you just, you know, you did f***k me pretty good. 42 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:55,719 That's right. 43 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,840 I told you, once a year, no problem. 44 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,720 But you didn't f***k my a***s. 45 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:04,340 No, I didn't, did I? 46 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:06,880 No, you didn't. That's why you called me over here? 47 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,320 Mm -hmm. So you're not getting audited? 48 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:10,620 No. 49 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,280 Wow. That's my confession. 50 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:18,160 You make it really hard to say no. 51 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:19,540 Yeah. 52 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:50,200 I didn't realize you pulled out of a very important meeting. I'm a busy 53 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,140 I will make it worth your while. 54 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,380 I love you. 55 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,160 So we're gonna make this twice a year now, huh? 56 00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:58,060 You're the best text I've ever had. 57 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:23,760 Oh. 58 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,100 Yeah. Yeah. 59 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,980 I'm ready for this c***k in my a***s. 60 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:06,360 Are you? Yeah. 61 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:07,660 Yes, please. 62 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,720 You need to lick my p***y first, though. 63 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:13,240 Yeah. Gladly. 64 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:18,360 Come on, Christian. 65 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,100 I want you to audit my p***y. 66 00:09:58,790 --> 00:09:59,990 Oh, f***k yeah. 67 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,010 Oh, yeah. 68 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:21,270 You want more of those two f***g fingers? 69 00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:22,610 Yeah. 70 00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:14,290 Oh, God. 71 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,820 Yeah. Yeah. 72 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,380 Yeah, you're the one. 73 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,340 You're my tag. 74 00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:23,329 It's not f***g good. 75 00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:33,470 Oh god d***n. 76 00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,170 Yeah? Yeah. 77 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,000 I love 78 00:18:53,000 --> 00:19:07,120 doing 79 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,300 my taxes on you. 80 00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:28,150 It's all over my face. Yeah? Yeah. 81 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,130 It's been in my a***s. 82 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,060 G***t to come over and do it again. I'm going to have to make up something. 83 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,360 I've g***t to have him come back. 84 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,160 Until next time, dear diary. 85 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,200 Hugs, kisses, and licks. 86 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:51,580 Dume.