Madly Madagascar 2013 720p WEB-DL DD5.1 H.264-eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,207 - Oh, that was the best one yet. - Mmm-mmm. 2 00:00:22,669 --> 00:00:24,740 You gotta love these Valentine's Day deliveries. 3 00:00:24,938 --> 00:00:28,408 Oh, do we have any of those candy hearts with the little messages on them? 4 00:00:28,808 --> 00:00:31,846 Uh, no. But I've g***t some fancy pants perfume for you. 5 00:00:33,947 --> 00:00:34,987 - Get rid of it! 6 00:00:35,048 --> 00:00:36,186 Get rid of it! 7 00:00:44,224 --> 00:00:45,567 Okay, what about this one, Julien? 8 00:00:45,659 --> 00:00:48,265 Roses are red. Violets are green. 9 00:00:48,428 --> 00:00:52,240 You are so handsome, you make all the ladies scream. 10 00:00:53,233 --> 00:00:57,010 It's no use, Maurice, I ** a king without a kingdom. 11 00:00:57,137 --> 00:01:01,347 Where is all the admiration? The fawning? The brown nosing? 12 00:01:01,441 --> 00:01:03,785 Is anybody even listening to me up there? 13 00:01:03,877 --> 00:01:04,855 Oh! 14 00:01:05,712 --> 00:01:06,884 What the... 15 00:01:07,681 --> 00:01:12,824 "Love Potion Number Nine"? How does this thing work anyway? 16 00:01:12,919 --> 00:01:13,897 Ow! 17 00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:19,900 Stop it, stop it. That tickles. 18 00:01:21,027 --> 00:01:22,472 "Irresistible." 19 00:01:25,198 --> 00:01:26,336 Maurice. 20 00:01:26,433 --> 00:01:28,572 Do you see what is happening here? 21 00:01:28,668 --> 00:01:31,274 Make them stop. Make them stop. 22 00:01:31,371 --> 00:01:33,180 It is a message from the gods. 23 00:01:33,273 --> 00:01:36,015 They are looking down from the heavens and saying, "King Julien." 24 00:01:36,109 --> 00:01:38,589 And I say, "Ugh, what do you want now?" 25 00:01:38,678 --> 00:01:42,125 And they say, "Sorry to disturb you, all great and most dashing king 26 00:01:42,215 --> 00:01:43,785 with all the best dance moves." 27 00:01:43,883 --> 00:01:46,864 And I say, "Oh, do you mean like this?" 28 00:01:46,953 --> 00:01:48,557 "Yes! We love that!" 29 00:01:48,655 --> 00:01:50,657 "So, get on with it. What do you want already?" 30 00:01:50,757 --> 00:01:54,762 "Even though you're all these great things, you deserve more." 31 00:01:54,861 --> 00:01:56,272 "Oh, go on." 32 00:01:56,363 --> 00:01:58,775 "King Julien, take this potion 33 00:01:58,865 --> 00:02:04,679 and from this moment forth you will be known as the King of Love." 34 00:02:04,771 --> 00:02:05,772 Ah! 35 00:02:05,872 --> 00:02:07,408 King of Love? 36 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:11,249 Come, Maurice. We have much work to do. 37 00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:16,327 Wake up, Africa. it's Valentine's Day! 38 00:02:16,449 --> 00:02:17,985 Happy Valentine's Day to you. 39 00:02:18,118 --> 00:02:19,153 And Happy Valentine's Day to you. 40 00:02:19,252 --> 00:02:21,198 - Who? - You, you, you, and you. 41 00:02:21,788 --> 00:02:23,495 What's Valentine's Day? 42 00:02:23,623 --> 00:02:26,502 Hold up. Don't tell me you've never heard of... 43 00:02:26,593 --> 00:02:28,402 The best day of the year! Whoo! 44 00:02:29,829 --> 00:02:32,469 Wow, you're really into this holiday, huh? 45 00:02:33,032 --> 00:02:35,171 Please, you have no idea. 46 00:02:35,568 --> 00:02:37,104 We love you, Alex! 47 00:02:37,904 --> 00:02:40,282 And I love this holiday! 48 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,281 Oh, Alex. 49 00:02:44,911 --> 00:02:47,118 So, what do we do with these? 50 00:02:47,213 --> 00:02:48,385 That's the best part. 51 00:02:48,481 --> 00:02:51,655 Once you get a Valentine, you get to give one back. 52 00:02:51,751 --> 00:02:56,427 Here, I'll start you off. "Dear Alex, you're the best. Love you, Ostrich." 53 00:02:56,556 --> 00:03:01,266 See, now I can display it right here on my very own Valentine's tree! 54 00:03:01,361 --> 00:03:02,339 Huh? Huh? 55 00:03:02,429 --> 00:03:03,464 Whoa! Hey! 56 00:03:03,563 --> 00:03:04,803 Hey! What's going on? 57 00:03:04,898 --> 00:03:08,072 King Julien's selling a magical love potion. I want some! 58 00:03:08,168 --> 00:03:09,340 A love potion? 59 00:03:09,436 --> 00:03:10,676 - I want some! - Me, too! 60 00:03:10,770 --> 00:03:11,748 Wait for me! 61 00:03:11,838 --> 00:03:14,819 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up! Guys, Valentine's tree. 62 00:03:14,941 --> 00:03:16,215 It's not going anywhere. 63 00:03:16,309 --> 00:03:17,583 And neither are we, Alex. 64 00:03:17,677 --> 00:03:20,920 Now, come on, let's go see what that psychotic lemur's up to now. 65 00:03:21,014 --> 00:03:23,392 You know what, you... Why don't you... I think you guys could... 66 00:03:23,483 --> 00:03:26,225 You guys go ahead. I'll catch up later. 67 00:03:26,319 --> 00:03:27,457 Where is he going? 68 00:03:27,554 --> 00:03:29,056 Uh, acupuncture appointment? 69 00:03:29,155 --> 00:03:32,295 Yep, definitely acupuncture. Come on. Gotta go. 70 00:03:38,164 --> 00:03:41,976 - Her name is G-L-O-R-I-A. Gloria! - Gloria! 71 00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:47,541 Stop. Stop. Stop. Come on, you guys. This is my first Valentine's Day with Gloria. 72 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,642 This surprise has to be perfect. 73 00:03:53,313 --> 00:03:55,190 I'm fine, I'm fine, okay. What are you doing? 74 00:03:55,281 --> 00:03:56,658 Ugh, look at him. 75 00:03:56,749 --> 00:03:59,662 All stressed out and driving everyone crazy. 76 00:03:59,786 --> 00:04:02,392 Skipper, what are you going to get Hula Girl for Valentine's Day? 77 00:04:02,522 --> 00:04:06,060 Nothing! No hokey knickknacks or cheesy gestures needed here. 78 00:04:06,159 --> 00:04:08,264 Isn't that right, dollface? 79 00:04:11,998 --> 00:04:13,477 Drama! 80 00:04:20,707 --> 00:04:21,845 What the... 81 00:04:25,311 --> 00:04:27,757 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around. 82 00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:31,920 Today is your lucky day 83 00:04:32,018 --> 00:04:37,696 because the King of Love's love potion spectacular is about to begin. 84 00:04:40,126 --> 00:04:42,265 Go take your troubles to the King of love 85 00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:43,340 That's me! 86 00:04:43,429 --> 00:04:46,672 The Heavens sent me, from above 87 00:04:46,766 --> 00:04:49,372 Go on, everybody, get into a line 88 00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:54,177 Try a little spray of Love Potion Number Nine 89 00:04:54,474 --> 00:04:57,080 Oh! Me, me, me, me. I'll try it. 90 00:04:57,176 --> 00:04:58,154 Ah-ha! 91 00:04:58,278 --> 00:05:01,487 Here's a young fellow I've never met, ever. 92 00:05:01,581 --> 00:05:05,586 Let me guess. Little irritating pest like yourself. 93 00:05:05,685 --> 00:05:08,097 Probably not too popular, are you? 94 00:05:08,821 --> 00:05:11,768 No! I'm not popular. 95 00:05:12,825 --> 00:05:14,896 - Well, your luck's about to change. - Ow! 96 00:05:14,994 --> 00:05:17,736 Just sign this contract committing you to eternal servitude 97 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:21,073 - and I will make you... - Irresistible. 98 00:05:22,702 --> 00:05:24,648 Yes! Let's do it. 99 00:05:25,338 --> 00:05:26,976 - Open your eye. 100 00:05:27,073 --> 00:05:29,383 - It burns! 101 00:05:31,511 --> 00:05:33,513 Oh-ho-ho! 102 00:05:33,613 --> 00:05:34,591 Oh! 103 00:05:36,015 --> 00:05:37,050 - Ew! - Dang! 104 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:39,330 Well, hello! 105 00:05:39,419 --> 00:05:43,231 Aren't you just the most adorable little thing I've ever seen? 106 00:05:43,489 --> 00:05:44,467 Oh! 107 00:05:44,791 --> 00:05:45,895 Ah! 108 00:05:45,992 --> 00:05:48,336 Come on! it's a dude. 109 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:54,507 Do it. 110 00:05:54,734 --> 00:05:55,712 Ugh. 111 00:05:59,539 --> 00:06:02,042 I'm irresistible! 112 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:05,485 - I wanna be irresistible! - Me, too! 113 00:06:05,578 --> 00:06:06,556 Sign here, sign here. 114 00:06:06,646 --> 00:06:08,421 I like you. 115 00:06:08,514 --> 00:06:09,515 How you like me now? 116 00:06:09,616 --> 00:06:10,788 No! 117 00:06:11,351 --> 00:06:12,386 Next. 118 00:06:12,485 --> 00:06:13,486 - I want some! - Me, too! 119 00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:14,792 Right here, right here! 120 00:06:14,887 --> 00:06:17,731 Oh, come on, fellas. You're not buying all of this, are you? 121 00:06:17,857 --> 00:06:20,667 Well, I ain't buying it. 122 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,764 I mean, a love potion? Zebras, please. 123 00:06:24,564 --> 00:06:25,975 - Whoa! - Whoa! 124 00:06:26,065 --> 00:06:28,409 I ain't never seen a zebra like you before. 125 00:06:28,501 --> 00:06:31,072 I'm not a zebra. I'm an okapi. 126 00:06:31,170 --> 00:06:32,649 Crack-a-lackin'. 127 00:06:32,739 --> 00:06:34,184 Crack-a-lackin'. 128 00:06:34,274 --> 00:06:35,753 Where did you come from? 129 00:06:35,842 --> 00:06:37,685 Just visiting from another reserve. 130 00:06:37,777 --> 00:06:38,983 Hey, I can show you around! 131 00:06:39,078 --> 00:06:40,182 - So could I! - So could I! 132 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:41,280 - So could I! - Me, too! 133 00:06:41,381 --> 00:06:42,689 I know this place better than anyone! 134 00:06:42,782 --> 00:06:46,229 Aw! Looks like somebody g***t bit by the love bug. 135 00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:47,855 Yeah, well, so did all of them. 136 00:06:47,987 --> 00:06:49,432 Okay, see you later then. 137 00:06:49,522 --> 00:06:51,024 Bye! 138 00:06:51,124 --> 00:06:54,833 If only I had something to make me stand out from the pack. 139 00:06:55,361 --> 00:07:00,037 Lave Potion Number Nine 140 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:02,613 Irresistible. 141 00:07:03,302 --> 00:07:04,303 Ha! 142...