Mona Wales - M.I.L.F.P - MissaX Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:03,220 a person who's a lot like me? 2 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,920 Are you imagining you're hurt? 3 00:01:05,459 --> 00:01:06,460 Oh, Brad. 4 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,540 What you watching, Mona? 5 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:10,900 Cougar, f***g young stud? 6 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:14,060 Or a stepmom and her stepson? 7 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:16,740 Please, Brad. You don't have a son. 8 00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:18,140 You have a son -in -law. 9 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,500 Spread your legs. 10 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:24,000 You're a dirty little s***t, aren't you? 11 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:26,960 I **. I can't help it. I want you, Brad. 12 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:30,440 Dreaming about f***g your daughter's fiancé? 13 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,040 I'm sick. 14 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:33,620 I'm bad. I need to be punished. 15 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:34,960 Shame, shame. 16 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:39,460 Dreaming about a young, hard c***k inside you. 17 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,760 You should have the real thing instead. 18 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:46,760 I'm gonna f***k you hard, Mona. 19 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:48,080 F***k you hard. 20 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:49,740 Long. 21 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:30,130 Hey, Mrs. Wales. 22 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:32,810 Hey. Yeah, it's Saturday, isn't it? 23 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:34,050 It is. It's a big day. 24 00:02:34,330 --> 00:02:35,430 I remember. 25 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:36,770 I remember. 26 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,670 It's so d***n early. 27 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:40,710 Really? Ma '**, it's almost noon. 28 00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:45,550 No judgment, darling. Weekend's for relaxing. 29 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:47,170 When's your tuck? 30 00:02:47,350 --> 00:02:48,550 G***t it all packed right in here. 31 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:52,510 I never stuff a tux in a suitcase, honey. 32 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:54,330 It's going to get all wrinkled. 33 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:55,870 Oh, s***t. My bad. 34 00:02:56,660 --> 00:03:00,060 What's done is done. I'll steam it later. Why don't you put your stuff on 35 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:01,360 and meet me in the kitchen? 36 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,640 Okay. 37 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,280 A fresh squeezed orange juice? Yes, please. 38 00:03:23,810 --> 00:03:27,690 I'm so glad that you and Laura decided to get married so close to home. 39 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:29,890 Yeah, it was really convenient. 40 00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:34,450 I didn't want to bother my folks and stay at their place, so I was going to 41 00:03:34,450 --> 00:03:37,490 a hotel, and then Laura insisted that I could stay with you. Of course you can 42 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:39,230 stay with me. We're going to have so much fun. 43 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,750 I bet Laura and her father are having a blast. 44 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:43,690 Yeah, their check -in should be soon. 45 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,450 They're not too far, are they? It's very close. 46 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:50,950 Laura's always been more traditional. She went to see each other before the 47 00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:52,550 wedding, so I just hope that... 48 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:53,760 Everything goes smoothly. 49 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,760 It will. 50 00:03:56,020 --> 00:04:01,260 But, you know, what do you want to do today? We could go to the beach, or I 51 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:03,360 could take you out to a nice meal, my treat. 52 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,680 Or we could go to a strip club. 53 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,080 Laura would kill me if I went to a strip club. 54 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,080 You didn't go to a strip club for your bachelor party? 55 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,760 There wouldn't be a wedding if I did. 56 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:17,000 It's not that serious. 57 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:18,800 Or is that serious? 58 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,660 It's always been a little bit of a pretty beauty. 59 00:04:22,670 --> 00:04:24,410 She's taken from her dad's bed, I suppose. 60 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:26,550 You suppose correctly. 61 00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:28,210 So what do you want to do? 62 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:32,490 I mean, I'm kind of tired from all the traveling and the wedding planning. I 63 00:04:32,490 --> 00:04:33,490 think I just want to relax. 64 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:34,670 Maybe go for a run? 65 00:04:35,570 --> 00:04:36,570 I'll join you. 66 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:38,410 That is, if you can keep up. 67 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:39,630 I like your competition. 68 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:41,590 Wonderful. I'll get to him. 69 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:53,150 I'm going to sleep good tonight. 70 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:55,770 You have incredible stamina. 71 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:58,510 You mean for a woman of my age. 72 00:04:58,770 --> 00:04:59,990 Stop it. You know what I meant. 73 00:05:00,670 --> 00:05:02,070 Anyways, I gotta jump in the shower. 74 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:05,790 Uh, uh, uh, young man, she was... Oh, sorry. 75 00:05:10,050 --> 00:05:11,230 Not so fast. 76 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:13,430 Oh. 77 00:05:13,950 --> 00:05:17,730 You mean to tell me that Laura lets you tromp through the house, sweating all 78 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:19,590 over? I mean, I guess she does. 79 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:22,660 I would have thought that I taught her better than that. 80 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,200 Give it to me. 81 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:33,560 Oh, Will. 82 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:35,260 Your turn. 83 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,700 I guess I'm a little embarrassed. 84 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,360 Oh, come on, darling. 85 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:43,540 You're going to marry my daughter. That makes you practically my son. 86 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:46,360 Hand it over. The movie's on in 15 minutes. 87 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:53,840 I gotta go shower. 88 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:56,300 Okay. Don't be too long. 89 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:12,220 Hey. Hey. Come on, come on. 90 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:15,400 A movie, Love the Labors Lost, is about to start. 91 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,060 I've never heard of it. 92 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,320 It's adapted from Shakespeare. 93 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:22,490 Shakespeare. I think it was old, but not that old. 94 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:27,450 I think you'll like it. 95 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:30,730 I mean, Laura always liked romance. 96 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:35,510 It's not exactly romance. It's about when you put all of your labor into a 97 00:06:35,510 --> 00:06:36,510 that doesn't work out. 98 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:40,290 Laura and I, we're going to work out. 99 00:06:40,510 --> 00:06:41,510 I know you will. 100 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:47,010 I mean, you and Mr. Wales, you guys have a strong relationship. What do you guys 101 00:06:47,010 --> 00:06:49,090 do to keep things spiced up? 102 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,160 My husband and I have a wonderful relationship. 103 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:58,600 We're inseparable, and we like to do things to keep our relationship fresh 104 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,600 exciting. 105 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:03,180 Like, every year on our anniversary, we take one to two days apart. 106 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,960 And why? 107 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:10,940 Well, for those two days, we just live out our sexual fantasies. We call it a 108 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:11,940 free pass. 109 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,520 And it's wonderful, because after... 110 00:07:15,210 --> 00:07:19,230 We spend time apart. He comes back into my bed and he's all these new tricks and 111 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,890 I sell him some new things too. 112 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:24,650 So each year you guys cheat on each other? 113 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:26,930 It's not cheating if both people consent, right? 114 00:07:27,690 --> 00:07:29,130 I mean, I guess. 115 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:37,290 Listen, relationships take work. It's like a stone that's rolling down a path. 116 00:07:37,450 --> 00:07:42,410 Like things start off really fast and exciting in the beginning, but then they 117 00:07:42,410 --> 00:07:43,990 tend to slow down a little bit. 118 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:48,110 I mean, people get sexually frustrated. 119 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:50,910 First about small things like household chores. 120 00:07:51,450 --> 00:07:54,370 But then they start fighting about bigger and bigger things. 121 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:59,670 Like work and money. And then they stop having s***x completely and really grow to 122 00:07:59,670 --> 00:08:00,670 hate each other. 123 00:08:00,850 --> 00:08:02,270 You know, that happened to one of my buddies. 124 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:03,750 He was only married a couple years. 125 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:09,530 I hope that you have a rich sexual history to fall back on now that you're 126 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,490 to be with one woman for the rest of your life. 127 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:13,030 I mean... 128 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,300 I've only been with two women. 129 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,180 My girlfriend from high school and then I met Laura in college. 130 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:22,740 And then my little girl just locked you down, didn't she? 131 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:26,500 She doesn't even let you visually fantasize in strip clubs. 132 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:32,600 I mean, yeah, it's... Do you watch p***n? 133 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:37,000 Well, yeah, yeah, I watch... What guy doesn't watch p***n? I just, I don't tell 134 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,780 her. Do you want to watch p***n right now in your last three nights? 135 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,220 Mm -mm. 136 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,500 Suit yourself. 137 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:49,000 My husband and I love to watch p***n together. We like to do what the actors 138 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,480 And it's really, really fun. 139 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:56,220 Wow. Is...