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1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,624 Oh, my God. 2 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,918 What did you freak out for? 3 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,383 Holy s***t! 4 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:29,064 - How you doing? - Hey, how's it going? 5 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,524 How you doing? 6 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:32,151 How's your broccoli? 7 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:35,737 Adriana, this is my cousin Gregory, the ambulance chaser. 8 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,157 This is my fiancée, Amy Safir. 9 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,492 Pleasure to finally meet you in person. 10 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:43,203 Greg gives me updates on his New York cousin. 11 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,038 We're from Jersey. 12 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,791 My apologies. That's the redeye talking. 13 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:50,169 Your earrings are so excellent. 14 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,171 Thank you. 15 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,548 - How was your flight? - Fine, good. 16 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,637 Morgan Stanley's night out. 17 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:05,434 Christopher said you're shooting a movie. Must be interesting. 18 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:08,187 This is the first project I brought in to Jon. 19 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:09,980 - Who's Jon? - Jon Favreau. 20 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,232 She's head of development. I told you. 21 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,026 You said Tarantino. 22 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,154 I worked for Quentin. He's still a friend. 23 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,073 Anyway, Favreau snapped her right up. 24 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,367 That movie he did, Swingers... 25 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,204 ...Vince Vaughn is so cute! 26 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,998 So, Christopher, how goes the screenplay? 27 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,751 It's one of the best I've ever read. 28 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,337 F***g-A! 29 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,714 Hey, easy, okay? 30 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:37,841 What's he like? 31 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:42,471 Funny, smart, totally accessible. You guys should come visit the set. 32 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:46,266 - No, I meant Vince Vaughn. - Great, great. A friend. 33 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,478 So, when do we get to read this opus? 34 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,979 I flushed it long ago. 35 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:55,150 Remember what I told you on the phone, mob stories are always hot. 36 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,402 You should keep your mouth shut. 37 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,530 What do you do, Adriana? 38 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:04,701 Well, right now I'm in the food service industry. 39 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,664 Christopher. 40 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:10,999 - You, get up. - Who? Me? 41 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,043 What does he want? 42 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,545 Hey, bridge-and-tunnel boy, chill out. 43 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,641 Guys, let's go to Tribeca Grill. It's cooler. 44 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:30,143 - It's better. - Why are we leaving? 45 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,521 Just do it. 46 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:38,277 She seemed so down-to-earth for a Hollywood person. 47 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,613 What's with those clothes? She in The Addams Family? 48 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,324 That's Prada! 49 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,244 If I was Greg, I wouldn't allow it. 50 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,663 You look like a woman, not a bellhop. 51 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:52,082 Jon Favreau, he's great! 52 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:55,210 He's also a writer. You should show him your script. 53 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:56,753 Swingers? 54 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,840 He can s***k my d***k. That swings too. 55 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,216 Jeez. 56 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:04,886 Well, that acting class really rubbed you the wrong way. 57 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,472 I love movies, but I just want to be a player. 58 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,975 I don't want to f***k with the other s***t. 59 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:12,269 So? Be a player. 60 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:15,397 We'll go to the set, she invited us. 61 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,190 Slip them your script. 62 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,610 That's what they call it, "Slippin' the script." 63 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,363 Who knows, you know? 64 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,492 Would it be so frigging horrible to attend a premiere? 65 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,829 I don't even have the thing. I threw it away. 66 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,625 What? 67 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,128 You have a copy? 68 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:42,507 - I told you, I'm not interested. - I believe in you. 69 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:01,902 It wasn't my fault. 70 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,779 You stole my car. 71 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,572 Where's the trust? 72 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,909 When I get confirmed, I'll be a man. So why can't I drive? 73 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,660 You want to get into this? 74 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:14,539 Who's that man we picked up at camp last year for bed-wetting? 75 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:18,460 - That was two years ago. - You could have killed those girls. 76 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:22,005 - That would have been interesting. - What did you just say? 77 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,758 Death shows the ultimate absurdity of life. 78 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:27,761 Are you trying to get me to lose my temper? 79 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,389 I'm about to put you through that window. 80 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,766 See, that's what I mean. 81 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:34,226 Life is absurd. 82 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:35,685 Don't say that! 83 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,854 God forgive you! 84 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,231 There is no God. 85 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:39,940 - Hey! - Hey! 86 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:41,817 Where is this coming from? 87 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,653 What, do they teach you this crap at school? 88 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,406 Is this this new English teacher, Mr. Clark? 89 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,241 Where is he from? 90 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,535 - Answer me! - Oberlin. 91 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,454 Want him to read something other than Hustler? 92 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,998 Hello? He g***t assigned The Stranger. 93 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,710 You want him to be educated just to make more money? 94 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,921 This is education. 95 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:06,341 Do you ever think, like, "Why were we born?" 96 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:11,346 Madame de Staël said, "In life one must choose between boredom and suffering." 97 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:13,640 Go to your room. 98 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:19,688 No, I'm serious. Why were we born? 99 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:26,194 We were born because of Adam and Eve, that's why. 100 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,238 Now go upstairs and do your math. 101 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,782 Algebra? That's the most boring. 102 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:34,202 Your other choice is suffering. You want to start now? 103 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,164 Move your a***s! 104 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,467 Jesus Christ, let me think. 105 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,260 You wake me up... 106 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:52,220 ...my head's all cobwebs. 107 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,723 Wyczchuk, Wyczchuk. 108 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,893 Waldemar Wyczchuk, you had lobster fra diavolo with him... 109 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,770 ...in Atlantic City, on the 14th of this month. 110 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,772 He g***t blown up? F***k. 111 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:06,651 We're not trying to pin this on Soprano or anybody in your crew. 112 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,905 We're drawing no conclusions. But what do you g***t? 113 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:11,948 - If I had coffee... - Cut the quips. 114 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,742 Tell me about the merger! 115 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,496 What's to say? Philadelphia's put pressure on the shy business? 116 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,916 That's been going on since Moses wore short pants. 117 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,919 Tony's still resisting the Philly overtures? 118 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,390 Sometimes you don't act like a guy facing 30-to-life for selling H. 119 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,267 Don't get heavy with me. 120 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,895 You come here because somebody's leaning on you? 121 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,147 Eight o'clock a.m. you come here? 122 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:48,944 You know what this looks like? I'm doing all I can to help you guys. 123 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:56,868 One time Tony bought a pool table from Wyczchuk. 124 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:03,583 So he asks me: 125 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:08,338 "If there's no God, why was I born?" Tells me he's g***t no purpose. 126 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:09,839 How did you answer? 127 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,300 That it costs $150,000 to bring him up... 128 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,928 ...so if he's g***t no purpose, I want a refund. 129 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,514 Are you angry with him about the car? 130 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:22,435 You can't put s***t back in the donkey. Boys'll be boys. It's the other crap. 131 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,979 It's not normal. 132 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,732 Adolescent angst is very normal. 133 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,526 You never went through it? 134 00:09:29,777 -->...