Karen Fisher - My New Job - MyPervyFamily Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:21,740 --> 00:00:23,420 Yeah? You're doing good? 2 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:27,040 Yeah. You know, I'm doing pretty well. 3 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,820 I'm getting a little frustrated with my stepson. 4 00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:33,040 He still doesn't have a job. 5 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:34,780 Can you believe it? 6 00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:37,690 No. Did your son get a job? 7 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,970 How'd you get him to do it? 8 00:00:41,390 --> 00:00:45,450 I swear, Johnny has no ambition whatsoever. 9 00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:48,510 I've been forwarding him job information. 10 00:00:48,770 --> 00:00:52,450 I've just been on him, but he has no ambition. 11 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:58,150 Yeah, his dad's great, but his dad's gone all the time. 12 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:02,390 You know, he worked his a***s off. He's never home, so I'm the one dealing with 13 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:03,390 it. 14 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:07,750 Speaking of him not being home, we haven't had s***x in six months. 15 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:10,650 Oh, I'll call you back. 16 00:01:10,910 --> 00:01:12,310 Johnny's coming down the stairs. 17 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:23,910 Oh, man. 18 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:27,050 No cut -up cantaloupes. 19 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:29,210 Oh, this is horseshit. 20 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:34,420 Talk to me. 21 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:36,900 Oh, oh, no. Good morning. No. Hello. 22 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:41,600 Yeah, my bad. Uh, good morning. Hey, how are you? 23 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,480 How's the job search going? 24 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,300 Job search? Oh, it's going actually amazing. 25 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:52,120 Yeah, g***t in a bunch of replies. 26 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,540 Well, from whom specifically? 27 00:01:55,360 --> 00:02:00,940 Uh, you know that one website with the monster on it? The one that you sent me? 28 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,000 I didn't even send you anyone from that website. 29 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:10,820 Oh, well... Anyways, um, it's the weekend, so let me just relax. 30 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:13,180 It's Wednesday. 31 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:17,300 Right, yeah, let me just relax. It's Wednesday. 32 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:18,780 You know, it's hunt day. 33 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:20,480 Oh, God. 34 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:24,720 Come on, and anyways, what happened to all the fruit? Like, you were supposed 35 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,320 to... I don't have time for this. I have to go to work. 36 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:32,160 When I get back... I want to see that you've made some progress on your job 37 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,240 search. I'm serious. 38 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,800 All right. Gosh, you don't have to be so stern. 39 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:43,380 Hey, you think tonight you can make me some meatloaf? 40 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:46,200 Don't even start with me. 41 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,540 All right, whatever. 42 00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:14,070 S***t. Hey, how was work? 43 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:20,230 What have you been doing all day? What did we talk about this morning? 44 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:23,410 What? Just jamming out. 45 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,570 What's wrong with that? 46 00:03:27,630 --> 00:03:29,150 How's the job search going? 47 00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:33,010 Oh, uh... It's going spectacular. 48 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:36,330 Yeah. Job search is going great. 49 00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:39,970 So, you... Do you mind... 50 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:43,230 ** I leaving me alone? I'm kind of in the middle of something, you know? 51 00:03:43,930 --> 00:03:44,930 Jamming out. 52 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:50,250 I don't have the time. Oh, that's right. We talked about something this morning. 53 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:51,310 The meatloaf. 54 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:55,090 Yeah. We talked about you getting a job, looking for a job. 55 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:56,490 That's what we talked about. 56 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:58,150 Oh, look. 57 00:03:59,150 --> 00:04:04,510 That can kind of... We can wait to talk about that later. Maybe over some good 58 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:05,510 old meatloaf, you know? 59 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:07,010 Right? Yeah. 60 00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:08,009 We'll talk to you later. 61 00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:11,890 I don't want to deal with this right now. Yeah, I'll see you at dinner then. 62 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:13,470 Alright, bye. 63 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:16,169 What's she on about? 64 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:21,769 Oh man. 65 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:24,210 I wonder how much money I'm going to make today. 66 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,330 It's a hard day at work. 67 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,510 Hey guys. 68 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:34,910 Are you ready to see this? 69 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,700 doing? Whoa, what? 70 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,780 Put that away. 71 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:44,700 Wait, hold on. I'm making bread. I'm making money. 72 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:46,400 What are you talking about? 73 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,020 Making money? 74 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:53,920 Yeah, I saw an ad on one of these websites while I was job searching and 75 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,080 I could get paid, you know, just to jerk off. 76 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,420 What? Put that away. 77 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:05,600 What do you mean? Look, check it out. Look, I've already made some money. 78 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,060 It's been like three days. You're making money? 79 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,500 Yeah, look how much money I made. It's only been three days. 80 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,520 Check it out. 81 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,180 What? 82 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,500 Yeah. 83 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,880 What is that? Look at all the people in the chat room. 84 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,280 Oh. 85 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:26,460 Yeah, you're live right now, actually. 86 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,760 They see you. 87 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:29,300 What? 88 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,220 What's the matter? Why are you acting all weird? 89 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,820 You told me to get a job and... 90 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:37,740 You know, it seems like I kind of have a talent. 91 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:42,940 You know, I can make it get hard, like, by itself. 92 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,280 It's pretty amazing, you know? 93 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:47,920 I feel useful. 94 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,700 I don't know how I feel about this. 95 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:59,060 I mean... I haven't even had s***x in six months. 96 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:04,020 I mean... I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have told you that. 97 00:06:05,379 --> 00:06:06,460 Six months? 98 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:08,940 Why, my dad doesn't f***k you? 99 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,800 He's too busy. 100 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,720 He works all the time. 101 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:19,360 Wow. But I shouldn't have told you that. That's inappropriate. 102 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,600 Yeah, sounds tragic. 103 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:29,260 I mean, if you ever want to, you know, get riled up, 104 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:33,320 I mean, I could maybe help, you know, get your senses. 105 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:36,630 Stimulated? You're my son. 106 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,770 What? No, I'm your stepson. 107 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:41,570 We're not even related. 108 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:42,830 What do you mean? 109 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:45,470 I mean, what about your dad? 110 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:48,670 I mean, whatever, I guess. 111 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:52,810 I mean, I'm going to continue doing my little gig, and if you want to check it 112 00:06:52,810 --> 00:06:56,990 out, you can check it out, but you're kind of in my room right now, so I'm 113 00:06:56,990 --> 00:06:57,990 going to do my thing, you know? 114 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,810 See, look, I make it grow. 115 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,990 People seem to really like it. 116 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:11,210 I mean, you can watch me. It's not a big deal. 117 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:14,430 Oh. 118 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,810 I don't know if this is a good idea. 119 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:21,750 I mean, what if your dad finds out? 120 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:23,990 He's not going to find out. 121 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:26,690 I mean, it's just you and me right now. 122 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:30,350 What time is it anyways? Isn't he going to get out? 123 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,860 Doesn't he get out at like 7? 124 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,580 True. 125 00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:42,100 I mean, look, you don't have to do anything. Just stay there and let me 126 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:44,220 Isn't that what you wanted? 127 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,600 You know, finally, you know, produce? 128 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:52,060 I mean, if not, you're kind of getting in the way of my enterprise, you know? 129 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:00,950 I guess you have a point. 130 00:08:01,270 --> 00:08:03,290 Yeah. Look, I'm closer. 131 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:05,430 Come on. 132 00:08:05,590 --> 00:08:06,590 Oh my gosh. 133 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:13,610 So how was work? 134 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:19,330 This is really weird. 135 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:26,590 What? The situation is really weird, but I mean, work was 136 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:29,250 fine. Yeah? 137 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:30,720 Yeah. 138 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,620 It was long and boring? 139 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,200 Of course. 140 00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:37,299 What were you thinking about? 141 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,740 What were you thinking about on your off time? 142 00:08:41,919 --> 00:08:45,960 I mean, I was thinking about how I need to get laid. That's what I was thinking 143 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,180 about. God, I shouldn't have done it to you. 144 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:54,820...