The.Bernie.Mac.Show.S05E04.The.Big.Payback.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-squalor_track3_[eng] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,986 --> 00:00:04,586 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,475 BERNIE: New clothes for college? 3 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:19,885 Girl, that's in a year. 4 00:00:19,961 --> 00:00:21,511 What you need new clothes for now? 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,888 For the interviews. 6 00:00:22,964 --> 00:00:25,515 I can't wear my ratty old clothes. 7 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:26,725 Sure, you can. 8 00:00:26,802 --> 00:00:28,310 That's how you get student aid. 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,562 WANDA: Oh, honey, just give her the credit card. 10 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,898 Give her my credit card? 11 00:00:32,974 --> 00:00:34,191 WANDA: Yeah. 12 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:35,984 Give Nessa my credit card? 13 00:00:36,061 --> 00:00:38,028 With my name on it? 14 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:39,913 Wanda, what do you think I **? 15 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:43,459 (droning beeping) 16 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,622 $250 is the limit. 17 00:00:48,698 --> 00:00:51,500 You g***t that? Now repeat after me: $250. 18 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,218 $250 limit. 19 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:58,098 Bernie, let it go. 20 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,435 (horn honks outside) 21 00:01:01,512 --> 00:01:03,136 That's Donna. 22 00:01:03,213 --> 00:01:04,730 Thanks. Bye. 23 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,818 Well, see now? You g***t a kiss for that. 24 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:15,273 Hi, Vanessa! How was the mall! 25 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:17,734 Well, come in here and show us what you g***t. 26 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,569 Ow! Ow! 27 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,246 JORDAN: Ow! Ow! 28 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:25,751 WANDA: Well, let's see. 29 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,713 Whoa... 30 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,123 Is that Prada? 31 00:01:31,199 --> 00:01:32,749 One pair of shoes! 32 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:37,221 $250, and she come home with one pair of shoes? 33 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:39,723 America, I don't understand that girl. 34 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,892 Okay, she g***t champagne taste. 35 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:45,604 See, that what happens when people from the hood get a little something. 36 00:01:45,681 --> 00:01:48,899 They waste it on that bling-bling lifestyle. 37 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,684 They g***t no sense at all. 38 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,352 Well, I tell you what. 39 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:55,147 Those shoes are going back tonight. 40 00:01:55,223 --> 00:01:57,157 We still g***t time. 41 00:01:58,268 --> 00:02:00,369 Hey, America, I lost a diamond. 42 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,580 Hmm. 43 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,750 You know, I don't know what you're so mad about. 44 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,869 I didn't go over the limit. 45 00:02:08,945 --> 00:02:11,913 Hello. How may I help you? 46 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:13,465 Go ahead. 47 00:02:15,076 --> 00:02:17,043 I need to return these. 48 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,262 Oh, it didn't work out? 49 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,671 Let me issue you store credit. 50 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:20,630 Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. 51 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,757 Store credit? No, no, no, no. 52 00:02:22,834 --> 00:02:25,177 These shoes just been bought. They never been worn. 53 00:02:25,253 --> 00:02:26,937 Just put my money back on my credit card 54 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:30,065 and let's pretend like it never happened, which it shouldn't have. 55 00:02:30,142 --> 00:02:32,017 Store credit is just as good as cash. 56 00:02:32,093 --> 00:02:32,943 No, it ain't. 57 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,403 Well, it's our policy. 58 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:39,199 (sighs) All right. 59 00:02:39,276 --> 00:02:41,160 You going to pay my money back, Nessa. 60 00:02:41,236 --> 00:02:43,111 With what? I don't have any money. 61 00:02:43,188 --> 00:02:44,654 Oh, okay, Miss G***t Rocks. 62 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:46,698 Now you want to try to play broke? 63 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:50,076 You better find a way 'cause I want my money. 64 00:02:50,153 --> 00:02:51,795 Hey, Aunt Wanda, do you want to buy these shoes? 65 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,965 First of all, I don't wear secondhand shoes, 66 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,592 and second of all, 67 00:02:56,668 --> 00:02:58,919 don't play me against your uncle. 68 00:02:58,995 --> 00:03:00,879 You were wrong. 69 00:03:00,956 --> 00:03:02,923 Thank you, Wanda. 70 00:03:02,999 --> 00:03:05,425 (Bernie chuckles) 71 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:08,303 (clears throat) Now back to you, Miss Thing. 72 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,439 I'll tell you what I'm going to do. 73 00:03:10,515 --> 00:03:13,225 I'm going to go real easy on you. 74 00:03:13,301 --> 00:03:15,268 You going to pay me ten dollars a week, 75 00:03:15,345 --> 00:03:18,104 promptly, every Saturday. 76 00:03:18,181 --> 00:03:20,023 I'm not playing with you, Nessa. 77 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,566 I mean it. I want my money. 78 00:03:21,643 --> 00:03:23,109 Fine. Fine. 79 00:03:23,186 --> 00:03:24,402 Fine. Fine. 80 00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:26,613 What? I don't have it. 81 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:29,157 Nessa, let me break something down for you right quick. 82 00:03:29,234 --> 00:03:30,533 If you don't pay your gas bill, 83 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:31,952 they shut your gas off. 84 00:03:32,028 --> 00:03:33,411 If you don't pay your light bill, 85 00:03:33,488 --> 00:03:35,330 they cut off your electricity. 86 00:03:35,407 --> 00:03:37,007 Now, doggone it, you owe me. 87 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,166 Now give me my money. 88 00:03:38,243 --> 00:03:40,085 Sheesh, I didn't know 89 00:03:40,161 --> 00:03:41,970 you needed ten dollars that badly. 90 00:03:43,915 --> 00:03:47,300 America, what's with people owing you money? 91 00:03:47,377 --> 00:03:48,468 They get an attitude 92 00:03:48,545 --> 00:03:50,804 with you for asking for what's yours. 93 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,057 Back in the day, I had a friend who owed me $50. 94 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:55,992 First he stopped hanging out. 95 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:59,404 Then when I see him, he acted like I stole something. 96 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,357 You know what? 97 00:04:02,434 --> 00:04:05,661 Now that I think about it, he still owe me $50. 98 00:04:05,737 --> 00:04:08,905 Hey, Fred, I want my money, brother. 99 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,241 You owe me! You been owing me! 100 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:12,951 You still owe me! 101 00:04:13,028 --> 00:04:14,244 Ten dollars? 102 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:15,912 Three weeks done gone by, Nessa, 103 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:18,382 and all you paid me is ten lousy doggone dollars. 104 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,250 Well, I have a baby-sitting job in an hour 105 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:21,501 so you can stop bothering me. 106 00:04:21,578 --> 00:04:22,836 BERNIE: Bothering you? 107 00:04:22,912 --> 00:04:24,254 Oh, I'm bothering you? 108 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:25,889 Well, I'll tell you what, missy, 109 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:27,299 I g***t news for you. 110 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,059 I'm going to keep on bothering you 111 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:31,645 until you give me back my money. 112 00:04:34,424 --> 00:04:37,401 The kid's a trip. 113 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,903 I'm so tired of this I don't know what to do. 114 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,521 I can get your money. 115 00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:44,649 Boy, stop sitting in the dark. 116 00:04:44,726 --> 00:04:47,235 Uncle Bernie, let me put the screws to her. 117 00:04:47,312 --> 00:04:48,987 Let me shake her down for you. 118 00:04:49,064 --> 00:04:50,655 I pester her anyway. 119 00:04:50,732 --> 00:04:52,624 I might as well get some money for it. 120 00:04:55,111 --> 00:04:56,369 You know what? 121 00:04:56,446 --> 00:04:58,371 You g***t a good point there. 122 00:04:58,448 --> 00:05:00,457 I'll take that action. 123 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,959 75 cents to every dollar I collect. 124 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,919 Fifty. Sixty-five. 125 00:05:04,996 --> 00:05:06,296 Deal. 126 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,931 You watch me. 127 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,762 JORDAN: Vanessa? (door opens) 128 00:05:13,838 --> 00:05:17,098 Ow! Ow, stop! Please! Ow! Let me go! 129 00:05:17,175 --> 00:05:19,017 Ow! You're breaking it! 130 00:05:19,094 --> 00:05:20,310 Ow! 131 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,644 (door slams) 132 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:22,812 What? 133 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:24,323 (whimpers) 134 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,701 Hey, Nessa, how was baby-sitting? 135 00:05:27,778 --> 00:05:29,119 Fine. 136 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,121 Now you can pay me my money. 137 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,081 Oh, yeah. Here you go. 138 00:05:35,026 --> 00:05:37,336 Nessa, what you doing, man? That's my money. 139 00:05:37,412 --> 00:05:40,255 No, that's your money. This is my money. 140 00:05:40,332 --> 00:05:42,415 Sister, you owe me $250. 141 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:44,292 Actually, it's $220 now. 142 00:05:44,369 --> 00:05:45,668 Oh, you going to be slick now. 143 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,212 The only reason I made that deal 144 00:05:47,288 --> 00:05:48,755 because you told me you was broke. 145 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:50,840 (scoffs rudely) And I appreciate that. 146 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,009 And right now, I'm all caught up. 147 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,478 Same time next week? 148...