Top Gear The Perfect Road Trip [2013] HDRip XViD-ETRG Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitle By Eli@s Trouble M@ker 2 00:00:28,441 --> 00:00:30,921 It's a normal Tuesday in Britain. 3 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:35,481 There's a hint of drizzle in the air and traffic is at a standstill. 4 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:40,201 We know that driving is meant to be more fun than this. 5 00:00:40,281 --> 00:00:43,961 We know that cars are meant to be more fun than this. 6 00:00:44,161 --> 00:00:48,841 So we decided what we'd do is give you an hour or so of escapism, 7 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:51,841 of perfect roads and perfect cars. 8 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:53,921 Yeah. So, what we're going to do is 9 00:00:54,001 --> 00:00:56,441 strip away all the things that drive us mad, 10 00:00:56,521 --> 00:00:58,761 roadworks, Peugeots, speed cameras... 11 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:00,201 - James May. - Yeah, we'll get rid of him. 12 00:01:00,281 --> 00:01:01,681 He's always holding us up. 13 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:07,561 And then we will end up with the perfect road trip. 14 00:01:12,041 --> 00:01:17,241 Strangely, Jeremy insisted we should start here, in Venice, 15 00:01:18,281 --> 00:01:21,361 where all the streets are full of water. 16 00:01:24,281 --> 00:01:26,041 Why are we in Venice? 17 00:01:26,121 --> 00:01:28,601 Because I wanted to drive the Riva Aquarama. 18 00:01:28,681 --> 00:01:29,721 Why? 19 00:01:29,961 --> 00:01:32,161 Because it's the most beautiful thing ever made 20 00:01:32,281 --> 00:01:34,281 and because it's g***t two V8s. 21 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:38,681 Okay, we are starting in Venice because he wanted to drive a... What is it? 22 00:01:38,801 --> 00:01:40,681 - Riva Aquarama. - Riva Aquarama. 23 00:01:40,761 --> 00:01:42,921 - The most beautiful thing ever made. - The most beautiful thing ever made 24 00:01:43,001 --> 00:01:44,081 and it's g***t... Two V8s? 25 00:01:44,161 --> 00:01:46,001 - Two V8s. - Two V8s! 26 00:01:46,321 --> 00:01:49,641 And we're going to set off from here on a journey across Italy, 27 00:01:49,801 --> 00:01:53,161 across France, to... Where are we going? 28 00:01:53,241 --> 00:01:55,401 - Pau. - To Pau... Pau? 29 00:01:55,961 --> 00:01:57,081 Why are we going to Pau? 30 00:01:57,161 --> 00:02:01,761 Because that is where the first ever Grand Prix was held. 31 00:02:01,961 --> 00:02:02,961 - Pau? - Yeah. 32 00:02:03,521 --> 00:02:05,121 - Never heard of it. - The track's still there. 33 00:02:05,201 --> 00:02:08,641 We're going to drive the very first Grand Prix track. 34 00:02:08,721 --> 00:02:11,881 Whatever. Between here and there, we're going to be on motorways, 35 00:02:11,961 --> 00:02:15,201 mountain roads, rally stages, racetracks and cities. 36 00:02:15,361 --> 00:02:18,401 And in every place, we are both going to pick what we believe 37 00:02:18,481 --> 00:02:20,641 is the perfect mode of transport. 38 00:02:20,721 --> 00:02:22,521 It's going to be the perfect week. 39 00:02:22,961 --> 00:02:27,241 Perfect weather, perfect start, perfect boat, perfect everything! 40 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:29,001 - Perfect. - And no James May. 41 00:02:29,081 --> 00:02:31,241 That's better than perfect. 42 00:02:35,401 --> 00:02:38,441 Over the next seven days, our quest for perfection 43 00:02:38,521 --> 00:02:41,721 would take us from Venice towards the Italian Lakes. 44 00:02:42,761 --> 00:02:45,121 From there we'd head south to the Mediterranean, 45 00:02:45,201 --> 00:02:48,641 for a drive along the French Riviera to Saint-Tropez. 46 00:02:49,441 --> 00:02:53,961 Then we'd swing inland again towards the finishing point at Pau. 47 00:02:58,681 --> 00:03:01,161 Do we look like Tubbs and Crockett? 48 00:03:02,401 --> 00:03:03,921 Or Tubby and Crotchety? 49 00:03:07,561 --> 00:03:10,361 - No, seriously. That's perfect, though. - Tubby and Crotchety. 50 00:03:10,681 --> 00:03:11,841 Venice Vice. 51 00:03:16,521 --> 00:03:19,681 Having docked the L200,000 speedboat, 52 00:03:19,841 --> 00:03:23,161 I switched to an even more expensive car. 53 00:03:23,441 --> 00:03:28,521 The new, grown-up, less tail-happy Black edition of the SLS. 54 00:03:34,201 --> 00:03:36,881 In Victorian times, people would come through Venice 55 00:03:36,961 --> 00:03:39,041 on what was called "the grand tour", 56 00:03:39,121 --> 00:03:41,601 so that's why I've gone for the Mercedes, 57 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:44,761 because it is the ultimate grand tourer. 58 00:03:44,881 --> 00:03:49,081 Mmm-hmm. Except, it isn't the ultimate because this is, the Ferrari F12. 59 00:03:49,161 --> 00:03:50,881 No, no. That's too powerful. 60 00:03:50,961 --> 00:03:53,121 - Too powerful? - It is too powerful. 61 00:03:53,201 --> 00:03:54,481 I said that... It is! 62 00:03:54,561 --> 00:03:56,921 You did say it on the programme and I thought then... 63 00:03:57,041 --> 00:04:00,041 You see this? I will be able to use all of the power. 64 00:04:00,121 --> 00:04:01,121 Yes? 65 00:04:01,201 --> 00:04:03,081 In that, you will not be able to use all of the power 66 00:04:03,161 --> 00:04:05,121 because you'll end up halfway up a telegraph pole. 67 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:06,881 No, I'll be able to all of the power 68 00:04:06,961 --> 00:04:10,161 but there will be more power than you've g***t, that's all that's about. 69 00:04:10,241 --> 00:04:11,761 A grand tourer should be powerful 70 00:04:11,841 --> 00:04:13,921 - and creamy and grunty and... - Uh... 71 00:04:14,001 --> 00:04:16,921 Six hundred and twenty-two horsepower, it's not a wheelbarrow. 72 00:04:17,121 --> 00:04:19,721 - Seven hundred and thirty! It's more. - I know. 73 00:04:20,081 --> 00:04:21,081 Hammond! 74 00:04:21,641 --> 00:04:24,241 Let's just go across Italy, shall we, in our grand tourers? 75 00:04:24,321 --> 00:04:26,281 Yes. Yes. 76 00:04:26,601 --> 00:04:29,001 I'LL go quickly, you big girl. 77 00:04:37,321 --> 00:04:38,721 Oh, God! 78 00:04:42,001 --> 00:04:44,441 Oh, that's a lot of power! 79 00:04:44,521 --> 00:04:46,641 Maybe that's too much! No, it's not too much. 80 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,081 Jeremy's being a wuss. It's just enough. 81 00:04:49,161 --> 00:04:51,001 It's just I don't need to use all of it right now. 82 00:04:51,081 --> 00:04:53,521 I'm going to use a bit Less. Maybe this much of it. 83 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:58,681 The changes from that gearbox are incredible. 84 00:04:58,921 --> 00:05:01,841 It's a double clutch gear box. In actual fact, 85 00:05:01,921 --> 00:05:06,401 it's exactly the same unit as in Jeremy's Mercedes SLS. 86 00:05:06,481 --> 00:05:08,681 It's just Ferrari have put their own mapping, 87 00:05:08,761 --> 00:05:11,041 their own computer control on this particular one. 88 00:05:11,121 --> 00:05:13,641 And it's set up so that when you change, 89 00:05:13,721 --> 00:05:16,161 it spikes the engine revs so it surges when you change. 90 00:05:19,401 --> 00:05:20,961 Dear God! 91 00:05:23,441 --> 00:05:25,561 This body isn't just pretty, 92 00:05:25,681 --> 00:05:30,601 it's been sculpted to maximise the air flowing over it to generate down force 93 00:05:30,801 --> 00:05:32,121 to stick it to the road 94 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:49,081 There have been a number of Black Special Edition Mercs in the past 95 00:05:49,201 --> 00:05:53,681 and almost all of them have been, well, dreadful, really. Undriveable. 96 00:05:54,641 --> 00:05:59,241 They generated too much torque. So every time you put your foot down, 97 00:05:59,321 --> 00:06:02,721 it felt like they were trying to tear themselves apart. 98 00:06:05,761 --> 00:06:08,041 You'd be going along and it'd be sucking birds 99 00:06:08,121 --> 00:06:10,361 and trees and squirrels into the engine 100 00:06:10,441 --> 00:06:14,801 and then ripping up the road and hurling chunks of tarmac out of the back 101 00:06:14,921 --> 00:06:17,721 and it was just... They were ridiculous. 102 00:06:19,521 --> 00:06:22,321 This, though, Mercedes has been clever 103 00:06:22,401 --> 00:06:26,281 because, yes, it generates more power than a standard SLS 104 00:06:26,361 --> 00:06:29,241 but 11 fewer torques. So now... 105 00:06:32,081 --> 00:06:36,121 You put your foot down, it translates that action into speed, 106 00:06:36,761 --> 00:06:38,201 not destructions. 107 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:43,161 Oh, but you can't beat a V8! 108 00:06:43,961 --> 00:06:48,801 I mean, yes, a V12 is nice. But a V8 is nicer. 109 00:06:49,521 --> 00:06:50,521 It just is. 110 00:06:51,321 --> 00:06:53,641 I'm just saying you can't beat a V8. 111 00:06:54,361 --> 00:06:58,281 Oh, I like a 12, I do like a big powerful, slightly angry 12. 112 00:07:03,121 --> 00:07:05,281 That's a great car, that. 113 00:07:06,921 --> 00:07:09,161 It's... You just give it a little poke, 114 00:07:09,241 --> 00:07:10,841 "Excuse me, could you..." 115 00:07:12,801 --> 00:07:14,281 That is insane! 116 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,161 I was very happy. 117 00:07:17,241 --> 00:07:21,521 And therefore a bit surprised when Jeremy suddenly veered off 118 00:07:21,721 --> 00:07:24,921 toward some old Italian town. 119 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:33,281 There it is. 120 00:07:34,441 --> 00:07:36,281 - What? That? - Yeah. 121 00:07:36,921 --> 00:07:40,441 That is the actual balcony from Romeo and Juliet. 122 00:07:40,521 --> 00:07:42,321 - Yeah. Couple of points. - What? 123 00:07:42,401 --> 00:07:45,121 I've...