Wednesday.S02E01.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,220 It's been an eventful summer. 2 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:14,639 ♪ Raindrops on roses ♪ 3 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,853 ♪ And whiskers on kittens ♪ 4 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:22,522 I'm tied up in a serial killer's basement. 5 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,441 Who said nightmares don't come true? 6 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:27,152 ♪ Bright copper kettles ♪ 7 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:31,031 ♪ And warm woolen mittens ♪ 8 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,450 He's under the delusion that I'm his next victim. 9 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:37,120 ♪ Brown paper packages Tied up with strings ♪ 10 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,914 I'll let him cherish that notion while I explain my predicament. 11 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:46,963 ♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪ 12 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,719 I spent my vacation mastering my psychic ability. 13 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,181 All the answers were in Goody's book of spells. 14 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,559 With my ability now under control, 15 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:02,896 I set my sights on an obsession I've had since I was six years old. 16 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,983 Before dying, victim number 11 17 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,526 described the suspect. 18 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,528 The Kansas City Scalper, 19 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,822 America's most elusive serial killer. 20 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,532 …blood everywhere. 21 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,159 To psychically locate him, 22 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,995 all I needed was an object from one of his crime scenes. 23 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,800 The Scalper's 11th victim 24 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:34,719 dropped her prized bowling ball when she was snatched. 25 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,068 With the Scalper finally in my crosshairs, 26 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,697 I had one final harrowing obstacle to overcome. 27 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,993 Welcome to Newark Airport. 28 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:03,540 Random screening searches are a requirement at this airport. 29 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:10,922 American Airlines flight AA8272 to Kansas City is now boarding at gate 43. 30 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,430 Anything else on your person? 31 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,267 I need a wand on this one. 32 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,145 Arms. 33 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,042 Attention all passengers… 34 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:56,467 Which part of "prohibited items" don't you understand, young lady? 35 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,594 The part where you believe 36 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,305 cramming hundreds of people into a metal tube flying through the air 37 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,588 creates some sort of utopia where weapons aren't needed. 38 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,559 Can we get a bag check? 39 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,561 Yeah. 40 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,864 I'm headed to the Junior Embalmers Convention in Kansas City. 41 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,157 It's a prosthetic hand. 42 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,035 Yeah, that's not the problem. 43 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,204 You care to explain this? 44 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,247 Curious. 45 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,002 I have no idea how that ended up there. 46 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:34,255 This is over 3.4 ounces, which means it's a big no-no. 47 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,716 I'd appreciate it if you didn't waste our time. 48 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,552 Sun cream? Seriously? 49 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,861 Are your serial killer services listed online too? 50 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,367 I made you a gift. 51 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,876 It's how I remember all my… 52 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,170 Special guests. 53 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,140 Let me show you some of my own handiwork. 54 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:56,897 What? 55 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,609 It's nothing. Just a minor psychic glitch. 56 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,236 You're not to breathe a word of this to anyone, you understand? 57 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,696 Especially my mother. 58 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,489 Now. 59 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,786 Let's play dolls. 60 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,370 I'm not finding anything related to black tears. 61 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,166 Like I said, it's just a glitch. 62 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,501 Darling, Lurch has packed the car. 63 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,585 We must be off. 64 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,123 You don't want to be late for the first day of school. 65 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,550 I was hoping to spend more time with you this summer. 66 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:49,927 I feel like I've barely seen you. 67 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,097 Writers should refill their creative cups before they begin again. 68 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,726 So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation. 69 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,103 When do I get to read your novel? 70 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,480 When the sun explodes 71 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,024 and the earth is consumed in a molten apocalypse. 72 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,110 Soon, Mother. Soon. 73 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,904 Chop-chop. 74 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,366 Remember where your loyalty lies. 75 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,215 That's my boy. 76 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:30,009 You and your Uncle Fester with the same ability. 77 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,845 You're a chip off the old executioner's block. 78 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:36,098 Stick your finger in enough sockets, you learn a thing or two. 79 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,060 It's so weird that it skipped you, Dad. 80 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,272 Being an Outcast isn't about what you can do. 81 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,649 It's a state of mind. 82 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,860 You need to work on your aim. 83 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,488 Pugsley has always struggled with his aim. 84 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,658 From potty training to his first grenade launcher. 85 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,245 Lurch can attest to that. Can't you, old chap? 86 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,760 I'm just glad to see you taking an interest in your brother. 87 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:15,805 I'm keeping a mental list of how his ability can serve my needs. 88 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,015 That's the spirit, my little bomb it a. 89 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,476 There is no "we" in family. 90 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,811 Only an "I." 91 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:26,857 There's a stop sign. 92 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,442 Hit the O, dead center. 93 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,403 I'm not sure I can. 94 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:34,115 If you don't, I'll be forced to hit eject. 95 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,576 Only Dad's button can do that. 96 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,203 I had Thing rewire it. 97 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,219 ♪ Down by the broken treehouse ♪ 98 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:41,974 ♪ Swing me upon its hanging tire ♪ 99 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:45,478 ♪ Bring… Bring… Bring your flowered hat ♪ 100 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,149 Oh, come here! 101 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,679 They're onto me. 102 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:04,348 If I don't make it, the evidence is safe at the bullpen. 103 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,435 Mmm. 104 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,149 Wait. 105 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:59,069 This is the first time you've ever willingly returned to a school. 106 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,698 -How does it feel? -Like returning to the scene of the crime. 107 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,826 I already know where the bodies are buried. 108 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,787 No more uncontrolled chaos. 109 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,872 I will bend this place to my will. 110 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,166 Be careful, dear. 111 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,752 Control is often an illusion. 112 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,964 Like I let your father believe he's in charge of this family. 113 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,133 Do you think I'll actually make a friend here? 114 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,594 You'll make lots of friends. 115 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,387 These are our people. 116 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,931 Poor Pugsley. 117 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,350 Your father and I will get him settled in. 118 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:33,562 Promise me… you will take care of your brother. 119 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,897 I always do. 120 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,075 Here are the ground rules. 121 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,785 No eye contact without permission. 122 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,746 Bullying assistance requests must be submitted through writing. 123 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,289 And Thing reports to me. 124 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,374 Understand? 125 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:04,593 Ooh! 126 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,053 Creamies! 127 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,224 Wednesday! 128 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,184 -There she is! -Right there, in black! 129 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,314 Can I get your autograph? 130 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,150 I only sign my name in blood. 131 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,236 I would expect nothing less. 132 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,321 I never said it was my own blood. 133 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,868 You are done here. 134 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,077 Shoo. 135 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,582 That was disturbing. 136 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,834 You better get used to it....